I'm a straight guy! [campus]

Lin Zhifei lay paralyzed on the sofa for three whole days, and finished watching an Overbearing President and two Campus Silly and Sweet.

Before the first exam, he spent the night reading, and finally managed to score 99 points!

Next is the five exams in subject two.In order to save precious time watching dramas, Lin Zhifei specially took out 500 yuan from part-time wages to buy an appointment to learn how to drive.

As the name suggests, there is no need to queue up when practicing the car, and the coach provides individual guidance.

On the day when the second division started to practice, Lin Zhifei went to the driving school very early, and even arrived at the driving school before the coach.

After waiting for about ten minutes, a short old man walked to the car at Lin Zhifei Station with a cigarette in his mouth, looked up at him, "Lin Zhifei?"

"En." Lin Zhifei nodded.

The old man opened the car door, "Come in. My name is Zhang, you can call me Coach Zhang from now on."

"Well, Coach Zhang."

Coach Zhang started the car slowly and asked, "How much did you score in the first test? How long have you been preparing?"

Lin Zhifei straightened her back: "Two hours, 99 minutes."

The coach slapped his thigh with an empty hand, "It's broken! The higher the exam, the worse it gets. Anyone who gets full marks in the exam will just wait to fail the second and third subjects."

Lin Zhifei: "???"

"You will know later." The coach said, "Come on, watch, first turn on the turn signal, then put into gear, and finally pull on the handbrake."

……

Lin Zhifei stayed in the driving school all morning and was scolded all morning.

When he got home at noon, he hadn’t eaten his lunch yet. He posted on Weibo aggrievedly: “I received more scolding at the driving school this morning than the sum of all my childhood. (Sad)”

After eating, he opened Weibo again, trying to make himself feel better through fans' comfort, only to find——

"Hahaha."

"Hahahahaha."

"hahahahahahahahaha."

……

The comments are a schadenfreude.

Depend on!Is this still my fan?It's too much.

Lin Zhifei dragged down the comment list vigorously, thinking that there must be different voices below.

However, it does not.

"...MMP."

At this moment, a new comment jumped out: "First, lift the clutch slowly to reduce stalling; second, don't turn the steering wheel on the spot; third, don't roll curbstones randomly. Finally, and most importantly, you must Euphemistically revealed that he is a student of T University."

!A different voice is coming!Lin Zhifei was immediately praised!

Look, this is called a true fan!

He clicked on this person's profile: Amu, male, Beijing.Follow 1, follower 12.The profile picture on Weibo is a little blue Superman.

"I only paid attention to me, and it really is my true fan." Lin Zhifei said with emotion, "And this person is from Beijing, what a fate!"

He resolutely closed the fan and sent a "hello" emoji.

Soon, the fan sent back a message: "Hi, great. Cheer up, big university car!"

"Yeah, I'll try what you said tomorrow."

"Refill."

Lin Zhifei chatted with this fan named "Amu" for a while, and then ran to the TV to catch up with the drama again.

When he went to the driving school the next day, he resolutely did what "Amu" said, and accidentally revealed that he was a T-year-old.

Coach Zhang's face was full of shock: "So amazing!"

After digesting for a while, the coach asked again: "Did you study in Qingkou High School last year? How many ranks do you usually get?"

Qingkou High School is the best high school in the county, and it is also the only high school in the county that can produce top2 candidates.

Lin Zhifei imitated Shen Mingyao's way and lowered his glasses, and the breath of a school bully leaked out: "The first and second grades are not too serious, there are usually more than ten grades in the grade. The third grade is basically the first."

"It's amazing! It's amazing! My grandson is going to take the senior high school entrance examination this year, and I hope he can also be admitted to Qingkou High School."

Lin Zhifei said calmly, "I think it's not difficult to learn something as long as you are serious."

As soon as he finished speaking, his car turned off again.

Lin Zhifei: "..."

He wanted to take back what he just said.

However, the coach completely fell into the "worship" of "this young man in front of me is a college bully", "Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, you study so well, even if you have poor hands-on ability, it's understandable."

The coach said very gently: "Come on, re-ignite the horn."

Before this is changed, the coach must open his mouth and curse.

Thanks to that fan, Lin Zhifei was never scolded again in the following days of driving.

When he got home at noon, he ate pancakes and thanked "Amu" on Weibo: "You are amazing! I turned off the fire today, but the coach stopped yelling at me at all. He was very patient."

The other party replied with a winking expression: "Then I helped a lot, is there any reward?"

Lin Zhifei was taken aback, isn't the other party my true fan? Why, is it still paid?

"What reward do you want?" Lin Zhifei asked.

"Send more photos of Xu Zifei, it would be even better if you send some videos of brother CP like the first one." Amu replied.

It turned out to be this, Lin Zhifei was slightly relieved, so this person is still my true fan!

But... Even if I want to take the initiative to ask Gu Sen to take pictures, I can't help it during the winter vacation.

"Yes, yes, but this reward will have to wait for a while. I am far away from the model house."

"Jiangzi," Amu replied, "That's great, but if you get the chance, you should do it as soon as possible."

"Well, I will." Lin Zhifei agreed.

"Then I'll go eat first, big brother, for nothing!"

"OK Bye Bye."

Almost as soon as he quit Weibo, he received another message from Gu Sen: "How are you doing?"

"That's it. Learn to drive and get a driver's license." Lin Zhifei replied.

"There are still four days until the Chinese New Year." Gu Sen said.

"Yes."

"How does your family usually celebrate the New Year? Do you visit relatives in various ways?" Gu Sen asked.

"No. Years ago, I would go to grandpa's house, but after the next year, I would stay at home."

"Tsk, that's great." Gu Sen said with emotion.

"very nice?"

"It's nothing, I'll just talk about it, don't take it to heart."

"Oh."

"have you eaten?"

"It's going on."

Gu Sen frowned: "Are you eating?"

"Well," Lin Zhifei said, "my mother is still at work, and my father is also giving extra lessons for others. I am alone at home at noon, so I can only eat pancakes to solve it."

"That's not okay." Gu Sen opened the takeaway app on his phone.

"It's nothing, my mother is on vacation tomorrow, and the tough battle will be over soon."

"Oh," Gu Sen quit the software, "That's good."

"I won't tell you anymore, I have to concentrate on eating."

"OK Bye Bye."

After hanging up the phone, Lin Zhifei rolled another pancake.

It is said to be "solve it casually", but if you think about it, you should know, how could Mother Lin be willing to let her precious son who hasn't come home for a long time solve it casually?Lin Zhifei's favorite dishes are pre-stored in the microwave, and the pancakes are also the freshest.

It was better than any food he ate in Beijing.

It's just that Lin Zhifei is used to selling miserably at home, so he couldn't hold back even when chatting with Gu Sen at home.

After rolling the pancakes, he turned around, turned on the TV, and brought all the soup to the coffee table.

For the next few days, Lin Zhifei maintained an extremely decadent winter vacation life.

After watching the Spring Festival Gala, he happily went to his parents.

Father Lin glanced at him: "You don't have lucky money this year."

"..."

"It's a bit embarrassing to ask your parents for New Year's money after you've turned [-]," Father Lin said.

"……Oh."

Lin Zhifei stared at the phone screen sullenly.

"Oh, I'll give it to you. It's like a money addict looking after his life." Lin's mother counted the money from her wallet, "I'm so pouted that I can hang a bottle of oil. Every day I say that I have grown up, and now I am a child again."

Lin Zhifei said nothing.When the 500 yuan lucky money arrived in his hands, he immediately ran back to the room after the cloudy weather turned sunny.

Parents joking behind me...what the hell.

"Tomorrow, I will deposit it in the bank card, and then transfer it to Yu'ebao. Then I will have..." Lin Zhifei clicked on Yu'ebao, "Three thousand and ninety-nine!"

"I should be able to change to a better laptop next semester."

Lin Zhifei doesn't play games, so he thought it would be good to just buy a laptop.Unexpectedly, with the deepening of photography, his 3000 yuan broken camera could not afford the heavy load of various photo editing software.

I can only save money to change the computer... Only one semester has passed, and it is absolutely impossible for his parents to buy him a new computer.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, after breakfast, Lin Zhifei excitedly went to the bank to find a self-service machine to deposit money.

The self-service deposit machine closest to his home is only a hundred meters away.

It was very lively outside, and Andy Lau's "Gong Xi Fa Cai" filled the streets and alleys, and the shops were overcrowded.Speaking of which, this year is getting bigger and bigger. Lin Zhifei remembers that every family should pay New Year's greetings to each other during the New Year when I was a child.But now—he remembered that at this time last year, a group of classmates planned to go to ktv to sing, and suddenly found that the middle package there had reached 100 yuan per hour.

At this time, the phone rang.

"Hey?"

"Are you home now?" Gu Sen's voice came from the phone.

"No, I'm on the street."

"Which street? Send me the location."

Lin Zhifei frowned: "Why?"

"I'm at your house now." Gu Sen said lightly.

"What are you kidding."

Gu Sen didn't say much, and said, "Look at your phone."

Lin Zhifei held the phone in front of him, and Gu Sen sent him a location, which showed that he was only 500 meters away, at the sports center.

"..."

"It's freezing cold in Beijing. It's more than ten degrees below zero in the past two days. I just wanted to go to the south to avoid the cold and go shopping. I happened to pass by your house." Gu Sen said.

Lin Zhifei was speechless: "You treat yourself as coaxing children."

"Well, I'm teasing you."

"..." Lin Zhifei smiled and said, "I'm dead, you can do whatever you want."

"I've come all the time, don't you want to entertain me? Besides, your house is beautiful. Isn't it convenient to take pictures? I even brought clothes."

"..."

"Tsk, I think I saw you. Just stand there and don't move."

Lin Zhifei naturally wouldn't be obedient.He looked around, but didn't see Gu Sen.

Turning around, Gu Sen was standing less than ten meters away looking at him, dragging a suitcase in his hand.

Lin Zhifei twitched the corner of his mouth.This guy...does he really plan to live in Jinhua for a while?