ghost thank you

The abandoned house that lacks care is located at the junction of the capital city and other provinces. It is so dilapidated that only one house can be seen, leaving only vines and weeds rampant all over the ground.

An ordinary person couldn't see a ghost, squatting to this abandoned house following a special attraction, and before he had time to search for the exact target, he was pushed to the ground by some force majeure.

A milky voice sounded: "I checked my eyes, it's delicious... Daao~"

The pink bear with the size of a thumb completes the transition from glowing red eyes to teary eyes covering his ears in just one second, and his appearance is astonishing.

The water ghost, who was pinned down under the big bear's paw, carefully felt the oppressive force on his body that did not relax at all, sneaked away and tried to discuss: "My lord, you are not feeling well, and I don't dare to bother you, why don't you go ahead? "

Shui Gui is a cultural ghost. He speaks in a soft voice, with a little flattery in his heart. He is the kind of ghost with a relatively high emotional intelligence.With such a little ability, he has been a ghost for more than a hundred years. He was just a little ghost in the underworld, but he lived a good life as a child.

It's just that this year is probably unlucky, and the strawberry mousse bear ghost he thought he was aiming at suddenly opened his mouth wide.

What kind of strawberry mousse dessert is clearly a steel mace!

If you can't find a way to get away today, it's not about knocking out your teeth and swallowing blood, but you can't even do a ghost!

With tears in his eyes, Little Xiong Cub covered his ears with one paw, and grabbed the water ghost with the other paw, as if confirming the elasticity of the food: "No, you can't run."

After finally catching a food that looks delicious and feels fresh to the touch, Xiong Zizi exhausted all his self-control before stuffing the water ghost ball into an ordinary-looking gourd, "Later Send you back to hell."

When the water ghost saw the gourd, he didn't know whether he was in despair or relieved.

This gourd is a clear magic weapon, its function is very simple, it is used to pretend to be ghosts, and it is a standard equipment for ghosts in the underworld.For the caught ghosts, the gourd is a temporary prison.

The water ghost is locked in now, so this year's Ghost Festival has nothing to do with him at all, not to mention the tooth-beating festival, after returning to the underworld, he might have to shed a layer of skin; but at least he saved his life.

The gourd may not look big, but there is a hole in it, and several ghosts have been imprisoned.The ghosts who can commit crimes are all old fritters. They are always tempting wildly on the verge of death. Even if they are not familiar with each other, they still know some rumors.

As soon as the water ghost entered, he was held back by two ghosts: "It can be regarded as someone here, come to play cards!"

The water ghost was ignorant of being stuffed with a hand of poker, looked at the cards, and subconsciously called out: "Call the landlord."

"No call." ×[-]

The business of the underworld is backward, that is, in the past ten years, various entertainment activities have gradually begun to rise.Chess and chess is the most popular one, and most ghosts know a little bit.

Shui Gui sorted out the cards, and then remembered to ask: "Brothers, what's going on?" He raised his finger and nodded, "What's the background of that guy?" Xu is fairly well informed, why didn't he know that there was such a number one figure in the underworld?

In the gourd, twenty ghosts sat cross-legged at five tables, playing cards and mahjong, like a chess and card room.

The ghosts that were caught earlier than him had already passed Xiong Bayiba who caught them.Hearing the new ghost's question now, a hanged ghost at the next table said: "I heard that he is the second generation of ghosts. He is not old enough to do big things. He is just practicing with us unlucky ghosts."

This is the generally accepted result of their discussions.

They have been in the underworld for at least a hundred years, and the older ones have been around for five or six hundred years. They have seen each other about the underworld, and they know some of the rules and behaviors of the underworld.After all, those who want to quietly go to Yangjian to eat a ghost like them, first of all, they have to avoid the ghosts.

When the water ghost heard it, he nodded immediately: "What this brother said is very true. The messengers are very busy, how can they have time like that..." He then nodded his finger, "Fishing law enforcement."

Phishing enforcement is new to some ghosts.The water ghost gave a popular science, and immediately attracted all the ghosts to praise: "Boy, you are so right!"

The age of the water ghost is considered young among this group of ghosts, and it is reasonable to be called a kid, and there is no small emotion.

The other ghosts stopped playing cards and mahjong, and gathered together to denounce the careless jerk outside.

"A little devil like a chicken and a dog, isn't it just relying on the magic weapon all over his body, or is it just a bite... Tsk."

No one knows what the old ghost is saying, but everyone can understand it.Now that they are locked in this gourd, they all think that the bear cub is a delicious snack. Who would have thought that there are so many treasures on the little ghost, so that they didn't even see clearly, so they fell in love!

Yangjian is not the home of ghosts.Generally speaking, the ghosts in the yang world are weaker than the ghosts in the underworld. It is common for ghosts with two or three hundred years of cultivation in the underworld to be defeated by ghosts with a hundred years of cultivation in the underworld.

In this case, they encountered a little ghost who still needs to be attached to an external object, and it is still such a small plastic bear skin to move. It just so happens that the little ghost still exudes a delicious aroma, and they don’t need to think about it before they go forward to eat it. up.

The twenty ghosts complained with the same hatred, and felt that their fate was bad, and they failed to be entrusted to become the second generation of ghosts. ability.

The longest time they had been in contact with the little bear ghost was less than a minute, and they didn't even know what kind of ghost the other party was, so they could only roughly judge that the little bear ghost was still very young based on their experience.For a kid at this age, it is impossible to say what he is doing. It must be a magic weapon to make old ghosts like them enlightened.

Xiong Zizi hung the gourd on a gourd vine next to it, and the magic gourd slowly swayed in the wind like a real gourd that really grew on the vine.

There are now a total of six such gourds.Five big gourds the size of two fists, and a small gourd the size of a thumb just now were poked around by the bear's paw.

The pink bear sits on a naturally curved gourd vine, and a satin cushion embroidered with local gold thread is placed under the buttocks: "One can hold a hundred, and if you collect seven, you can summon the dragon~"

The little bear took out a mini band-aid with a local tyrant gold stamped with a pink bear, and stuck it on his extremely painful ear.This did not provide any relief to the pain, only a little psychological effect.

The little bear's paw touched the bear's ear, which was smaller than the bear's paw, emitting a little golden light of merit.This smells delicious to some ghosts with bad intentions, like a searchlight in the dark, you can catch one or two ghosts with bad intentions in a few minutes.

"I hope the ghost will come later, it doesn't look so delicious." He looked at the gourd with green eyes, and his mouth was about to drip. "It's a table full of Chinese people."

Really, which food festival only allows viewing but not eating!

The old ancestor hiding in the dark, was originally pleased with the improvement of his little devil's cultivation, but seeing his bear-like appearance, his smile gradually became ferocious: "Give me another magic weapon of yours. I will tie both his ears, The stinky brat thinks about eating every day, it won't hurt him to death!"

Mr. Chief has nothing to do in the past few years, and he often wanders around the world.During the Ghost Festival, he also played with his old friends, and laughed a few times when he saw this: "Two years ago, you had to watch the Ghost Festival closely, but now that your children and grandchildren are independent, you still want to teach them a lesson yourself." gone?"

The ancestor felt that since he had such a descendant, he had fed the bear for so many years, and became more and more irritable every day. Before he had time to get angry, he saw his disciple came to look for the bear with a chain of gourds.

Xue Hua just passed the civil servant examination of the underworld last month, officially became a glorious underworld official as a living person, and directly established the first official commercial department of the underworld. He has been too busy to practice since he took office In time, he was short of living directly in the underworld.

In the eyes of the ghosts, as a human cultivator with his own aura, he was no different from a tonic elixir.He just came to look for his bear boy, and collected a lot of ghosts along the way.

To him, these ghosts did not pose any threat, but they were annoying enough.As soon as he saw his little bear, he frowned and complained: "When I free up my hands, I have to apply for visas for ghosts to go to the underworld. These ghosts with criminal records will not be released in the future." Otherwise, every year on Ghost Festival, civil servants in the entire underworld We are all too busy to die, and our bear cubs are also starved to death every year.

As soon as Xiong Zizi saw Xue Hua, he was much happier than seeing a delicious ghost, so he rushed over and rubbed against his face: "Little Hua, you are done with your work, can you unearth?"

"What was unearthed?" Xue Hua was instantly amused by his little bear.

The man who is nearly forty years old looks like he has frozen the time at the age of 20. When he smiles, he is the same as a young man who is in love, but his already top-notch appearance has been improved to a higher level.The dilapidated houses and weeds around seemed to have been sublimated and became gleaming.

Over the years, Rubik's Cube has become a group.As one of the leaders of the group, even though Xue Hua shifted his focus more and more towards the underworld and less and less appeared in public, he still attracted a huge number of fans of beauty and career on the Internet.

Xiong Zizi kissed him twice: "Going to the underworld means entering the earth, and coming out means unearthed." He hadn't seen his little flower for several days, and he really thought about it, but he was soon attracted by the gourd in Xue Hua's hand Losing his attention, he sniffled, "Why does that gourd of yours smell like burnt?"

"I didn't control it well, I accidentally burned the ghost." Xue Hua imitated Xiong Zizi and hung his own gourd on a gourd vine.He has just advanced recently, and he is not very proficient in strength control, and he is not engaged in the work of ghosts who are known for their strength, so there is no place to exercise.In this shot, it was inevitable that some force was too heavy, but it almost didn't cause a ghost.

Xue Xiaohua, a civil servant in the underworld, humbly asked Xueba Ghost for advice on the problems she encountered in casting spells just now, and used various ghosts in the gourd as examples from time to time.

The bear cub who was originally greedy, after seeing a series of burnt ghosts, soaked ghosts, and slimy ghosts, has completely lost his appetite. It's just a pity: "Such good ingredients are wasted."

The ghosts, who had been taught extremely painfully by the human monks, were still a little bit guilty in their hearts, but after personally feeling a little bit of ghostly breath leaked from the ghost messengers, they all fell silent——checked their eyes, they wanted to eat them ghost!

Different from the ghosts who were still thinking about holding a meeting after being caught by the ghosts, these ghosts who had been fried and steamed huddled together and shivered: "It's a good thing I was burnt, otherwise I wouldn't have entered that ghost stomach?"

The other ghost was so scared that his teeth were chattering, and he didn't forget to comfort himself: "Although the ghost is powerful, ghost servants can't eat ghosts, right?" requirements are also extremely stringent.

A ghost whose whole body is covered with strange feces-yellow mucus kept spreading the mucus all over other parts of his body that he didn't know why: "Should ghosts be reasonable? They still need to fight with us." Reasonable?" Even if the ghosts violated the rules and ate them, they were all eaten, so what?

"Hiss—" They didn't say anything, but they knew in their hearts that the reason why they were arrested was because their thoughts were not right. Even if they were eaten, they would not be considered innocent.There are only a handful of ghosts in the entire underworld who can become ghost messengers.These ghosts, if they are eaten, they will be eaten for nothing. I am afraid that the ghosts will not be hurt.

The ghosts who took a few beats to understand, looked at their companions around them, ignoring their own injuries, and rubbed on the bloody ghosts one after another: "Brother, borrow some paint for use."

All of a sudden, no matter what color the ghosts were originally, they all turned into colorful colors, making sure that they would be disgusting to the ghost bear in the first place, so that they would not arouse any ghost's appetite at all.

The two people outside didn't know what was going on inside, and were still discussing technical issues in a serious manner.

The spells used by Xie Li are all yin qi, which is theoretically different from the aura used by Xue Hua, a human being.But Xueba ghost is Xueba ghost, and by analogy, sometimes his understanding of aura is deeper than that of Xue Hua, especially the two have some things in common.

Xue Xiaohua's spiritual power was unstable, and she didn't seal the gourd very well, so the ghosts could faintly hear some outside voices inside.

"The temperature of the flame roasting the kid is too high, try to control it."

"Hmm... for water ghosts, you can dry them first. Dry them! Not directly bake them into charcoal!"

"It's enough to circle it... meat stick ghost? This might be a good snack... I mean ideas."

"Ah, here comes a fresh one, try it!"

A group of ghosts huddled in the magic gourd and shivered, listening to the cooking class outside, and having to welcome a half-baked new compatriot every few minutes, felt that the night was extremely long.

The author has something to say:

Li Guixiong (＞д＜): What about the promised food festival?

Ancestor ⊙ω⊙: It's over.

Li Guixiong (>dish<): Where is the delicious ghost?

Xiao Huaer ⊙ω⊙: I showed you how to do it.

Li Guixiong (-ω-): emmm... I always feel that something is wrong.

(Finish)

The queen mother bought noodles and toppings, and the toppings were shared with my father in half.

Me: ... Where's mine?

The queen mother looked at me very strangely for a long time: ...I didn't expect you at all!

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