ghost thank you
Chapter 44
The movie ticket Sang Sang gave was an international blockbuster, and it was also a horror movie. Because of the introduction, some scenes were deleted, but it still gave Li Gui a lot of inspiration.
"The scaring methods I used to think of were too simple, no wonder my ancestors said I had no imagination." After the movie theater ended, Xie Xueba first started deep self-reflection, unlike others after discussing the impressions.
Xue Hua, who has seen many real ghosts but was scared by fake ghosts, hugged his big bear tightly.
Xie Li was too familiar with Xue Hua's aura, plus he was immersed in self-criticism, so he let him hug him.
The minds of each person and ghost are very pure, even Xue Hua, who is often talkative, has no thoughts at the moment, just a pitiful little one.
Both of them have very good looks, and they would have attracted a lot of heads. If they hugged each other so undisguisedly, some little girls beside them could not control their voices and screamed.
"Yeah, so cute."
"Wow, are those two people real?"
"Mei Gong, Mei Gong, what a beautiful young man!"
"The short one is so handsome!"
"I'm not short." Xie Li replied subconsciously, and immediately widened his eyes, grabbed Xue Hua's clothes, and looked at the group of girls around him at a loss.
So many people, when did they gather around!
Xie Xueba, who is not good at dealing with interpersonal communication and would rather solve ten questions than get along with people, subconsciously leaned towards his side.The subtle height difference between the two made his movements look like he was directly retracting into Xue Xiaohua's arms.
"Ahh! Knock cute!"
"My God, my God, I can't take it anymore!"
"I really want to hug!"
What kind of hug? Can anyone hug my bear?
Xue Xiaohua who reacted immediately pulled her Ali and ran away. As for what she was afraid of, she didn't know at all!
The body just "shows" that it is actually a ghost and doesn't weigh much. Xie Li was almost kicked into the air like a balloon.
But no one could notice this, and the two quickly disappeared from the sight of others.
Xue Hua found a place to separate from Xie Li, and took the subway home by himself.
Xie Li is already at home.
The pink violent bear is sitting in front of the tablet computer, holding his head in his paws, forming a bear ball, looking like he has nothing to love.
The old ancestor was sitting on the sofa next to him typing, and when he saw Xue Hua coming in, he greeted him: "Little Hua'er is back, I bought ice cream and put it in the refrigerator." He specially asked someone to make it.
It's not always a problem for my own cub to eat and live in someone else's house.It is not appropriate to directly pay the rent, but in other respects, as an elder, you should always show something.
"Okay, thank you, ancestor." Xue Hua opened the small refrigerator, and there were indeed several boxes of ice cream in it. The brand could not be seen, and it should be handmade.
The little bear can't eat these things, and the ancestor didn't like it, so he ate it by himself, and asked the ancestor in a low voice: "What are you doing, Li?"
"Study." The old ancestor was not very polite, "The kid doesn't pay attention at all when he studies, he just messes around all day long."
"Ah? How could it be?" No matter what Xie Li is, he has never been inattentive in his studies. Anyone who knows Xie Li knows this.
The old ancestor was angry: "After reading the book for him, he didn't take the initiative to ask me for it."
He knew that his kid had a good mind, but his learning speed was far beyond his imagination. If he had known it earlier, he would have given the electronic version directly.
There are no educational institutions in the strict sense of the underworld. If you want to become a ghost, you should pay more attention to your military strength than your cultural achievements.After all, the rules of survival in the underworld are even stricter. Even ghosts who are engaged in civilian jobs must have considerable self-protection capabilities.
Most of the knowledge described in these supplementary books is gradually learned and mastered by ghosts during their long careers as ghosts.The number of ghosts who can not reincarnate is relatively small, and the living conditions of most of the remaining ghosts are not very good.As a result, ghosts who need this knowledge cannot afford books; ghosts who can afford books no longer need these guidance books.
The ancestors didn't have much love for other ghosts.Xie Li is his first serious tutor/free-range kid.
He also specifically asked other ghosts with education experience in the underworld, and consciously turned on the difficult mode.As a result, it turned out that the difficult mode he thought might be just a novice teaching mode for the kid.
In the past, when the little ghost got any books, he always looked calm, but now seeing him clutching his ears, he couldn't help but feel a kind of gloating in his heart.
Xie Li was born with a faster reading speed, easier to concentrate his mental power, and his memory was not as good as his photographic memory, but it was not much worse. The basic education model of primary and secondary schools created an examination machine.
However, the knowledge of the underworld is different.No matter how well these theories are learned, they are not very useful, and the specifics depend on practice.
Xie Li originally thought that he could do well in practice, after all, he can even print money... Mingshi himself.
I thought I was awesome, but it turned out that half a bottle of water was jingling.
Violent Bear landed on all fours, raised his head: "Aww~"
"Fuck!" Xue Hua was taken aback, "Old Ancestor, is Ah Li okay? Last time he ran around like a bear, did he wear the bear skin for a long time and have some bad effects? "
There is nothing special in the study room, in fact, an ordinary soundproof restriction has been set by the ancestors.No matter how loud a bear cub barks, it doesn't cause a commotion, and bears don't bark like that either.
The old ancestor was full of black lines: "This kid is skin, what bad influence can it have? Leave him alone and eat your ice cream quickly."
"Oh." After the ancestor's assurance, Xue Hua was still not at ease, his eyes fixed on the little bear who sat down and hugged his head again after roaring, and the ice cream in his mouth didn't know what it tasted like.
A cup of [-]g ice cream is not much in the first place, and it can be eaten in two or three strokes.Then he realized something was wrong, and covered his stomach with his hands.
The cub who was stuck by a difficulty raised his head and saw: "Little Hua'er, your stomach hurts, don't hold back."
"I don't have a stomachache, and I'm not holding back." Xue Hua tilted his head, his stomach under his hands was calm, but he clearly felt a gust of air circling in his stomach.
The ancestor pointed to the empty ice cream box: "Aura. You have mastered the basic breathing method, you can eat a little. One box a day, don't eat too much."
Xue Hua quickly sat down and practiced according to the method of breathing.
The ancestors were in a free-range state, and they didn't give them specific methods at all.Even if he practiced with Xie Li, he didn't know how well he learned, but from what the old ancestor said, it seemed to be okay?Speaking of which, he didn't feel that there was anything different about him.
Xue Xiaohua collected her mind, breathed out for a while, felt the breath hovering in her stomach after absorbing it, opened her eyes and faced a strange...ghost in the study.
Well, he can see ghosts now.
The strange ghost is about thirty years old, wearing a well-tailored suit, leather shoes on his feet...the leather shoes are placed on the windowsill, and now he is wearing a pair of indoor slippers, looks like an elite, and is holding a briefcase.
Xue Xiaohua glanced at the time subconsciously, and found that it was not long.
That's right, it's just an ice cream. Even if it contains aura, it's just food, and the content won't be much higher.
The elite ghost came to look for Xie Li: "Hi, my name is Zhong Fei, the cause of death is overwork, and I am the deputy director of the Good and Evil Department of the Beijing Headquarters of the Underworld Office in Yangjian. Contact Mr. Xie Li about the Thai Foundation."
As the host, Xue Xiaohua entertained him with a glass of freshly squeezed juice: "I'm sorry for your trouble." It's true love for work that he is so conscientious to death from overwork.
The old ancestor removed the restriction covering the gift of thanks: "I came to look for you."
Xie Li had just finished a set of mock questions, and his grades were not very good. Now that he was released, he was not very energetic. Holding a grape, he wanted to gnaw it: "I don't have any information here, and some of it has already been submitted." And he's a bit strange, he's just a temporary worker, even if the superior department has any needs, shouldn't he find Sangsang who is the person in charge?
Xie Li didn't say it clearly, but Zhong Fei had seen everything from his expression, and explained: "Mr. Sang doesn't seem to be very interested in this aspect. Mr. Xie, as the first person to discover, we think you have the right to know."
"Thank you." Xie Li felt that this statement made him more comfortable.Although he knew that it was his ancestors who were able to make the people in the headquarters so polite.Otherwise, how could he, a little ghost made by a temporary worker, make a deputy director of the headquarters come all the way?
He passed a piece of information to Xie Li: "You can read it while listening to me. First, let me explain the process of Jitai Fund so far.
The facts about Jitai fund fraud have been confirmed, and there is also illegal fundraising.The information contains the specific persons involved and the specific circumstances of the crime.
The specific treatment plan is roughly to charge a certain amount of life and merit to the direct offenders.For the people and families who cover up their crimes, their vitality will be directly deprived. "
Xie Li and Xue Hua felt at the same time that depriving one's vitality is like depriving one's political rights for life.
Well, now is not the time to be funny.
Fate is never a trivial matter.The most direct is related to the fate of a group.The most familiar thing is that a certain dynasty is exhausted.After a family is deprived of vitality, it will not be long before the game is over, and there is almost no way to save it.
Xue Xiaohua did not choose Jitai Charity at the beginning, but chose a charity organization that at least looked more formal.This is a large-scale charitable organization that has been established for several years and has fixed offices in various first- and second-tier cities and some third-tier cities across the country.
One can imagine the scale of the Jitai Foundation above Jitai Charity.If this special institution does not have the support of huge power behind it, it is impossible to develop to this extent.
The list of involved cases is very long. Xie Li and Xue Hua are just two ordinary high school graduates, and they don't know the forces represented by each of the above names.After searching for a long time, they found Director Liu's name at the end of the list.
"Oh, making false accounts." The second generation of Shang is more sensitive to this aspect.Seeing that the grapes were about to be twisted into round shapes from ovals, Xue Hua rescued them from under the paws of the bear, and peeled them for him to eat. "That donation system was also designed by him, what a talent."
Don't look at Director Liu's seemingly "snail dwelling" in Zhangcheng, but he is not far away from the power center of Jitai Foundation, and is a core member of the entire Jitai charity project.Therefore, the "dividends" he got are also particularly impressive.
Zhong Fei didn't think Director Liu was so important as a little ant in the whole incident, but he didn't say much, and continued: "So far, all the punishment measures on the underworld side have been implemented; I have been involved in the investigation." After a pause, he asked Xie Li in a soft tone, "I wonder if Mr. Xie is satisfied with the result of this treatment?"
"Huh?" Xiong Zai, who never felt that he was an important person, held a grape and gnawed his face full of grape juice, and subconsciously asked, "What should I do if I am not satisfied?"
The author has something to say:
Xiaohuaer ( ̄ω ̄): Hello everyone, I am a handicraft teacher, and I will teach you how to make a simple ghost kite.
Little Flower ( ̄ω ̄): The materials include [a red thread, as long as possible; and a main material, a ghost].
Xiao Hua'er ( ̄ω ̄): Next, let's tie the two ends of the red thread on ourselves and Li Gui respectively, preferably at the position of the hands.
Xiao Hua'er (≧ω≦): Next, we wake up Li Gui and let him take off, and Li Gui's kite is ready, isn't it very simple?
Li Guibao (.炸.メ): ...Kill it to death!
(Finish)
"The scaring methods I used to think of were too simple, no wonder my ancestors said I had no imagination." After the movie theater ended, Xie Xueba first started deep self-reflection, unlike others after discussing the impressions.
Xue Hua, who has seen many real ghosts but was scared by fake ghosts, hugged his big bear tightly.
Xie Li was too familiar with Xue Hua's aura, plus he was immersed in self-criticism, so he let him hug him.
The minds of each person and ghost are very pure, even Xue Hua, who is often talkative, has no thoughts at the moment, just a pitiful little one.
Both of them have very good looks, and they would have attracted a lot of heads. If they hugged each other so undisguisedly, some little girls beside them could not control their voices and screamed.
"Yeah, so cute."
"Wow, are those two people real?"
"Mei Gong, Mei Gong, what a beautiful young man!"
"The short one is so handsome!"
"I'm not short." Xie Li replied subconsciously, and immediately widened his eyes, grabbed Xue Hua's clothes, and looked at the group of girls around him at a loss.
So many people, when did they gather around!
Xie Xueba, who is not good at dealing with interpersonal communication and would rather solve ten questions than get along with people, subconsciously leaned towards his side.The subtle height difference between the two made his movements look like he was directly retracting into Xue Xiaohua's arms.
"Ahh! Knock cute!"
"My God, my God, I can't take it anymore!"
"I really want to hug!"
What kind of hug? Can anyone hug my bear?
Xue Xiaohua who reacted immediately pulled her Ali and ran away. As for what she was afraid of, she didn't know at all!
The body just "shows" that it is actually a ghost and doesn't weigh much. Xie Li was almost kicked into the air like a balloon.
But no one could notice this, and the two quickly disappeared from the sight of others.
Xue Hua found a place to separate from Xie Li, and took the subway home by himself.
Xie Li is already at home.
The pink violent bear is sitting in front of the tablet computer, holding his head in his paws, forming a bear ball, looking like he has nothing to love.
The old ancestor was sitting on the sofa next to him typing, and when he saw Xue Hua coming in, he greeted him: "Little Hua'er is back, I bought ice cream and put it in the refrigerator." He specially asked someone to make it.
It's not always a problem for my own cub to eat and live in someone else's house.It is not appropriate to directly pay the rent, but in other respects, as an elder, you should always show something.
"Okay, thank you, ancestor." Xue Hua opened the small refrigerator, and there were indeed several boxes of ice cream in it. The brand could not be seen, and it should be handmade.
The little bear can't eat these things, and the ancestor didn't like it, so he ate it by himself, and asked the ancestor in a low voice: "What are you doing, Li?"
"Study." The old ancestor was not very polite, "The kid doesn't pay attention at all when he studies, he just messes around all day long."
"Ah? How could it be?" No matter what Xie Li is, he has never been inattentive in his studies. Anyone who knows Xie Li knows this.
The old ancestor was angry: "After reading the book for him, he didn't take the initiative to ask me for it."
He knew that his kid had a good mind, but his learning speed was far beyond his imagination. If he had known it earlier, he would have given the electronic version directly.
There are no educational institutions in the strict sense of the underworld. If you want to become a ghost, you should pay more attention to your military strength than your cultural achievements.After all, the rules of survival in the underworld are even stricter. Even ghosts who are engaged in civilian jobs must have considerable self-protection capabilities.
Most of the knowledge described in these supplementary books is gradually learned and mastered by ghosts during their long careers as ghosts.The number of ghosts who can not reincarnate is relatively small, and the living conditions of most of the remaining ghosts are not very good.As a result, ghosts who need this knowledge cannot afford books; ghosts who can afford books no longer need these guidance books.
The ancestors didn't have much love for other ghosts.Xie Li is his first serious tutor/free-range kid.
He also specifically asked other ghosts with education experience in the underworld, and consciously turned on the difficult mode.As a result, it turned out that the difficult mode he thought might be just a novice teaching mode for the kid.
In the past, when the little ghost got any books, he always looked calm, but now seeing him clutching his ears, he couldn't help but feel a kind of gloating in his heart.
Xie Li was born with a faster reading speed, easier to concentrate his mental power, and his memory was not as good as his photographic memory, but it was not much worse. The basic education model of primary and secondary schools created an examination machine.
However, the knowledge of the underworld is different.No matter how well these theories are learned, they are not very useful, and the specifics depend on practice.
Xie Li originally thought that he could do well in practice, after all, he can even print money... Mingshi himself.
I thought I was awesome, but it turned out that half a bottle of water was jingling.
Violent Bear landed on all fours, raised his head: "Aww~"
"Fuck!" Xue Hua was taken aback, "Old Ancestor, is Ah Li okay? Last time he ran around like a bear, did he wear the bear skin for a long time and have some bad effects? "
There is nothing special in the study room, in fact, an ordinary soundproof restriction has been set by the ancestors.No matter how loud a bear cub barks, it doesn't cause a commotion, and bears don't bark like that either.
The old ancestor was full of black lines: "This kid is skin, what bad influence can it have? Leave him alone and eat your ice cream quickly."
"Oh." After the ancestor's assurance, Xue Hua was still not at ease, his eyes fixed on the little bear who sat down and hugged his head again after roaring, and the ice cream in his mouth didn't know what it tasted like.
A cup of [-]g ice cream is not much in the first place, and it can be eaten in two or three strokes.Then he realized something was wrong, and covered his stomach with his hands.
The cub who was stuck by a difficulty raised his head and saw: "Little Hua'er, your stomach hurts, don't hold back."
"I don't have a stomachache, and I'm not holding back." Xue Hua tilted his head, his stomach under his hands was calm, but he clearly felt a gust of air circling in his stomach.
The ancestor pointed to the empty ice cream box: "Aura. You have mastered the basic breathing method, you can eat a little. One box a day, don't eat too much."
Xue Hua quickly sat down and practiced according to the method of breathing.
The ancestors were in a free-range state, and they didn't give them specific methods at all.Even if he practiced with Xie Li, he didn't know how well he learned, but from what the old ancestor said, it seemed to be okay?Speaking of which, he didn't feel that there was anything different about him.
Xue Xiaohua collected her mind, breathed out for a while, felt the breath hovering in her stomach after absorbing it, opened her eyes and faced a strange...ghost in the study.
Well, he can see ghosts now.
The strange ghost is about thirty years old, wearing a well-tailored suit, leather shoes on his feet...the leather shoes are placed on the windowsill, and now he is wearing a pair of indoor slippers, looks like an elite, and is holding a briefcase.
Xue Xiaohua glanced at the time subconsciously, and found that it was not long.
That's right, it's just an ice cream. Even if it contains aura, it's just food, and the content won't be much higher.
The elite ghost came to look for Xie Li: "Hi, my name is Zhong Fei, the cause of death is overwork, and I am the deputy director of the Good and Evil Department of the Beijing Headquarters of the Underworld Office in Yangjian. Contact Mr. Xie Li about the Thai Foundation."
As the host, Xue Xiaohua entertained him with a glass of freshly squeezed juice: "I'm sorry for your trouble." It's true love for work that he is so conscientious to death from overwork.
The old ancestor removed the restriction covering the gift of thanks: "I came to look for you."
Xie Li had just finished a set of mock questions, and his grades were not very good. Now that he was released, he was not very energetic. Holding a grape, he wanted to gnaw it: "I don't have any information here, and some of it has already been submitted." And he's a bit strange, he's just a temporary worker, even if the superior department has any needs, shouldn't he find Sangsang who is the person in charge?
Xie Li didn't say it clearly, but Zhong Fei had seen everything from his expression, and explained: "Mr. Sang doesn't seem to be very interested in this aspect. Mr. Xie, as the first person to discover, we think you have the right to know."
"Thank you." Xie Li felt that this statement made him more comfortable.Although he knew that it was his ancestors who were able to make the people in the headquarters so polite.Otherwise, how could he, a little ghost made by a temporary worker, make a deputy director of the headquarters come all the way?
He passed a piece of information to Xie Li: "You can read it while listening to me. First, let me explain the process of Jitai Fund so far.
The facts about Jitai fund fraud have been confirmed, and there is also illegal fundraising.The information contains the specific persons involved and the specific circumstances of the crime.
The specific treatment plan is roughly to charge a certain amount of life and merit to the direct offenders.For the people and families who cover up their crimes, their vitality will be directly deprived. "
Xie Li and Xue Hua felt at the same time that depriving one's vitality is like depriving one's political rights for life.
Well, now is not the time to be funny.
Fate is never a trivial matter.The most direct is related to the fate of a group.The most familiar thing is that a certain dynasty is exhausted.After a family is deprived of vitality, it will not be long before the game is over, and there is almost no way to save it.
Xue Xiaohua did not choose Jitai Charity at the beginning, but chose a charity organization that at least looked more formal.This is a large-scale charitable organization that has been established for several years and has fixed offices in various first- and second-tier cities and some third-tier cities across the country.
One can imagine the scale of the Jitai Foundation above Jitai Charity.If this special institution does not have the support of huge power behind it, it is impossible to develop to this extent.
The list of involved cases is very long. Xie Li and Xue Hua are just two ordinary high school graduates, and they don't know the forces represented by each of the above names.After searching for a long time, they found Director Liu's name at the end of the list.
"Oh, making false accounts." The second generation of Shang is more sensitive to this aspect.Seeing that the grapes were about to be twisted into round shapes from ovals, Xue Hua rescued them from under the paws of the bear, and peeled them for him to eat. "That donation system was also designed by him, what a talent."
Don't look at Director Liu's seemingly "snail dwelling" in Zhangcheng, but he is not far away from the power center of Jitai Foundation, and is a core member of the entire Jitai charity project.Therefore, the "dividends" he got are also particularly impressive.
Zhong Fei didn't think Director Liu was so important as a little ant in the whole incident, but he didn't say much, and continued: "So far, all the punishment measures on the underworld side have been implemented; I have been involved in the investigation." After a pause, he asked Xie Li in a soft tone, "I wonder if Mr. Xie is satisfied with the result of this treatment?"
"Huh?" Xiong Zai, who never felt that he was an important person, held a grape and gnawed his face full of grape juice, and subconsciously asked, "What should I do if I am not satisfied?"
The author has something to say:
Xiaohuaer ( ̄ω ̄): Hello everyone, I am a handicraft teacher, and I will teach you how to make a simple ghost kite.
Little Flower ( ̄ω ̄): The materials include [a red thread, as long as possible; and a main material, a ghost].
Xiao Hua'er ( ̄ω ̄): Next, let's tie the two ends of the red thread on ourselves and Li Gui respectively, preferably at the position of the hands.
Xiao Hua'er (≧ω≦): Next, we wake up Li Gui and let him take off, and Li Gui's kite is ready, isn't it very simple?
Li Guibao (.炸.メ): ...Kill it to death!
(Finish)
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