ghost thank you

When Zhu Cuifen heard her old lady talk about this matter, she never thought that her son would have "this" or "that" tendency.

My son is super fierce!

My son is super handsome... Cough, pretty boys are popular now, and my son is absolutely as beautiful as a beautiful MMP!Can you pretend to be a boss in women's clothing if you are as beautiful as a flower?I don’t even look at how tall I am, how many muscles I have on my body, and I still want to wear a small skirt, can I see it when I wear it?

Zhu Cuifen overturned [-] tables in her heart, trying to build up her mind: transvestism is a hobby, but it is relatively rare; homosexuality is a normal sexual orientation, but it is not mainstream.

That's it!

She has seen a lot of strong winds and waves, would she overturn the car just because of a little wave?

nonexistent!

Zhu Cuifen told herself to be strong, and then threw the blonde girl into the trash can.

"Boom!"

The remaining four people in the living room shrugged their shoulders.

Papa Xue even comforted Papa secretly: "Don't be afraid, little Hua, Papa is here."

Xue Xiaohua nodded cautiously, but thought in her heart: As long as mom gets mad, what difference does it make between dad and dad?

There was no time to flirt with father and son. After Zhu Cuifen finished her psychological training, she pulled a particularly exaggerated smile on her face, using an acting skill that was even more embarrassing than that of an eighteenth-line actor, and a voice full of warmth (killing) and softness (qi). Said: "Baby, what do you mean, wearing women's clothing is a misunderstanding, and homosexuality is not a misunderstanding?"

Even Xue Dawang, who is used to Xiaoxiong, knows that homosexuality is completely different from fighting and swearing.When he realized his sexuality, because the object was Xie Li, he didn't struggle at all; but his plan to come out with his parents was actually completely different from what he expected.

His coming out plan was very meticulous(?).

He referred to a bunch of online novels about his misery after coming out of the closet, and saved a lot of pocket money in a very planned way.The amount of this money is not only enough to pay the tuition and living expenses of him and Xie Li during their college years.

He chose a university in the capital, on the one hand, because he didn't want to be separated from Xie Li, and on the other hand, it was easier to calm down and think about it when he was separated from his home.

Now... the plan can't keep up with the changes.

Reality taught him that a plan without even a backup emergency measure is tantamount to no plan.

Seeing that her son did not deny it, Zhu Cuifen twisted her face: "Yes, or not?"

"Yes." King Xue was just a little guy in front of Queen Zhu.

With his affirmation, the whole family took a breath.

Only Grandma Zhu was slightly disappointed, and she subconsciously said, "Huh? Xiao Hua'er is not a womanizer, and grandma even bought you a small skirt...cough!" When she saw her daughter glaring at her, she immediately changed her words, "I bought it for you, I bought it for you." Small floral ones, lace ones, especially girly ones, my daughter is too old to wear them out!

Grandpa Zhu pulled his little old lady, picked up a pillow to protect her from some of the daughter's eye attacks, and whispered: "When the daughter is in charge of the grandson, let's talk less."

This is the family's consistent education policy since Xue Xiaohua was born.

When the young couple disciplined their children, the old couple pretended not to notice.If there is something they can't see past, they can discuss it afterwards.

Grandma Zhu remained silent.

Zhu Cuifen is still lucky and has no time to argue with her parents.

Intergenerational relatives.Don't look at her parents when they disciplined her before, they were never lenient in beating and scolding, but when it was Xue Xiaohua's turn to pat her on the head, she was afraid of pain.

When it comes to disciplining the children, her parents don't say a word now, and it was the same in the past. Every time she beat Xue Xiaohua, her parents would spoil Xue Xiaohua into Xue Xiaoxiong in a blink of an eye!

She had naively thought that boys were mischievous.It wasn't until later that she met Xie Li that he was someone else's child!Obedient, sensible and well-behaved, there is no need for parents to worry at all, and it is better to wait for one when studying.

Huh?Zhu Cuifen asked suddenly: "Do you like Ah Li?"

The dividing line for this brat to be good is particularly obvious, that is, before and after thanking the gift.She originally thought it was because she was getting older and her son was becoming more stable...

Xue Xiaohua's eyes widened: "How do you know?"

Without explaining to him, Zhu Cuifen picked up an electric mosquito swatter and beat her son on the sofa.

"You can do it yourself, Ah Li is such a good child, how dare you take him over!"

Zhu Cuifen was really angry.On the surface, it seemed that their family took care of Xie Li; in fact, they knew in their hearts that it was Xie Li who was taking care of their son.Children of the same age, what obligation do other children have to watch other students learn?

She never thought about why Xiao Hua'er could be controlled by Xie Li.

Xue Xiaohua tried to struggle a bit, but was held down by her father: "Dad?" Aren't we from the same country?

Father Xue was unmoved, and instead patted him hard twice: "You didn't do anything to Ah Li, did you?" Ah Li is an honest boy, and his own brat has practiced Sanda seriously.Is there any suspense about the result of the two people's confrontation?

When he thought of Xie Li who was still lying in the hospital, he felt guilty layer upon layer. Originally, he only used three percent of his strength, but now it has become seven percent.

Men's hand strength is much stronger than women's.

Papa Xue was unarmed, and the beating was heavier than Zhu Cuifen holding an electric mosquito swatter.

Xue Xiaohua's yelling in pretentious makeup suddenly turned into real yelling: "No. Ah Li is not my boyfriend yet, what can I do to him?" Wronged!

Xue Xiaohua was beaten, and the whole family regained their composure.

Zhu Cuifen went to cut two watermelons, and the two couples dug half of each with their arms in their arms.Son does not.

Xue Xiaohua watched dryly, but dared not speak out.

"What are you doing!" Zhu Cuifen finished eating half a watermelon before she had time to continue to teach her son, "I like people to thank you, and you two are together every day, but you still haven't made it after a long time?" What's the use of being so good-looking?Blind face for nothing!

Xue Xiaohua insisted: "That's because I haven't had time to confess, otherwise Ah Li would definitely agree."

When Xie Li walked through the ceiling to the living room, he heard Xue Xiaohua blasphemy, so he gave him a slap when he went up: "You are talking nonsense, I didn't agree."

Xue Xiaohua knew that others could not see or hear the thank you gift, so she held her expression, it didn't hurt at all!

Zhu Cuifen immediately sneered: "It's true, it turned out to be a secret love." It's not like her own son.

"When Ah Li wakes up, I'll go and tell him." They still want to love each other in the capital.

"Oh! Dad, why did you hit me again?" No double punishment.You have already beaten him just now, why are you still beating him?

"Is it reasonable for you to blame Ah Li?" Father Xue wished he could smash the watermelon on his son's forehead.

Xue Xiaohua got up from the sofa and argued hard: "Why did I get into trouble? I'm not the only boy who confessed to Ah Li. If I don't act, Ah Li will be snatched away!"

Grandma Zhu couldn't hold back: "Huh? Ah Li is so popular with boys?" She was not as familiar with Xie Li as Zhu Cuifen and his wife. Married to Ah Li."

Xue Xiaohua immediately said: "Grandma, you have me, I will marry Ah Li back as your grandson-in-law... Oh! Dad, you really hit me!" Ah Li even took the opportunity to hit him too.

Grandma Zhu ignored her grandson who was beaten up, and happily said to her wife: "Our little Hua'er is good-looking, and Ah Li is very nice, he is a handsome guy. Little Hua'er likes boys, not those coquettish sluts. Okay, grandma supports you."

"mom!"

Grandpa Zhu thought for a while: "Ah Li is quite good."

"Dad!" Zhu Cuifen was so angry that she put the watermelon on the coffee table, "Now we are talking about Xue Hua's homosexuality."

Grandma Zhu nodded: "Yeah. Xiaohua'er likes boys as long as he likes them. Just don't mess around. Xiaohuaer, if you like someone, you have to know it wholeheartedly, right?"

After falling in love for three years, Xue Xiaohua, who got herself a question bank, said, "I know."

Grandma Zhu stood up, spread her hands, and said, "That's all right. Our family has no throne to inherit." She sat down next to her daughter, "I checked everything. This homosexuality is born, nothing Sick. Anyway, Xiao Huaer is already gay. What's wrong with liking a clean boy? Do you still think that Xiao Huaer really wears skirts? Xiao Huaer is too strong now, and it must not look good in a small skirt It's gone." Alas, no one wears the little skirt she bought.

"Grandma! I don't want to wear a skirt!"

Xie Li saw that Xue Hua was fine, so he poked him: "I'll go to the Department of Good and Evil to go through the entry procedures."

Xue Hua nodded subconsciously: "Oh, I see."

Zhu Cuifen was caught and brainwashed by her own little old lady, and suddenly felt wrong when she heard this: "Little Hua'er, who are you talking to?"

"And Ah Li... ah!" Damn it, I forgot that others couldn't see Ah Li.

Zhu Cuifen, who was thinking about giving his son military training, suddenly had red eyes: "Son, you like Ah Li so much?" She was hallucinating.

She thought that after Xie Li had an accident and was sent to the hospital, the boy had lost a lot of weight in the past few days and lived like a piao, so she suddenly didn't dare to teach him a lesson.What if the lesson is too much and the son can't think about it?

Father Xue stopped beating others, hugged his son to his side, and patted his son like a baby: "Don't worry, Ah Li is fine. Didn't the doctor say that he is recovering well?" The experience of an extraordinary son-in-law taught his son, "You should visit him more these two days. Show your face in front of your Aunt Yang, you know?"

Xue Xiaohua nodded dumbly: "I know."

Wait, what does he know?

Why did the painting style suddenly change?

Stop beating him up?

What about breaking your leg?

Don't even deduct pocket money?

The author has something to say:

Little Flower's Love Progress

Xiaohuaer (〃ω〃): I kissed you.

Ghost Baby (-ω-): You kissed a plastic bear.

Xiao Hua'er (〃ω〃): I've given you a bath~

Ghost Baby (-ω-): What you wash is a plastic bear.

Xiao Huaer (>з<): Rounding up is an old couple~

(Finish)

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The stupid author has always wanted to eat dinosaurs. Last night, I watched a dinosaur documentary. It turned out that the oral hygiene of the Tyrannosaurus rex was very problematic. Even if it was bitten, it might be poisoned to death. This meat should not eat QwQ[-] tons of meat. You can't eat spicy TAT