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The garbage bag takes the elevator by itself, and throws itself away... a little cute?

As a little security guard who witnessed it with his own eyes, he said: "No, it's really haunted, right?"

It's all the fault of the [-] house. It's okay to say that it's haunted, otherwise he wouldn't think too much about it.

Originally, when he saw himself throwing his own trash, the first thing he thought of was the snail girl!

The snail girl · ghost male baby version, doesn’t cook at all, just whitewashes herself to eat a lot, happily floats out of the gate of the community, finds a dead corner of the camera to show her figure, and then goes out for a stroll like an ordinary person after dinner Like teenagers, wandering the streets aimlessly.

He even thoughtfully brought some money—of course Xue Xiaohua's.

He used his ancestors' things, and he had some ideas, but he took Xue Xiaohua's care for him with Xue Xiaohua's money, but he took it for granted.It's just that so far, he didn't realize this at all.

The park is open today, but there is no deafening music, only some people walking and jogging.

When he came out slowly, he saw a new notice board hung at the entrance of the park, changing the original opening hours from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm.

The guard was still distributing leaflets to several elderly people who came to learn about the situation.

Xie Li was curious, so he also took one.

The flyer is just an ordinary B[-] paper size, and there are no tricks. It simply printed a topographic map of the park, which marked some site divisions, and the time allocated between various activity groups. It also strictly stipulated the volume of the sound system, and Penalties for violations.

Obviously, in just over a day, the park has done a lot of work.

On the one hand, Xie Li thinks it is not bad, but on the other hand, he is not very optimistic.Many things now are not because there are no relevant laws and regulations to be based on, but because no one will pay attention to them in practice, and it is very difficult to deal with.

For example, in their countryside, there are many folk customs that are nicely called folk customs, but many of them are bad customs, and almost no one cares about them.

According to the leaflet, group activities in the park will be opened three days later, but Xie Li said that it remains to be seen.

After leaving the park, he was still thinking about where to go next, when he saw under the big tree at the entrance of the park, a delicately dressed girl blushing, looking at him with a hesitant expression: "That...can you be with me?" Do you want to talk?"

At this point, let alone a park, there are still many people coming and going on the road.

Beautiful girls and handsome boys have a lot of turning heads, and together they are a living youth idol drama, attracting good-natured smiles from the passing crowd.

In fact, the girl's face was about to crack!

He's just a hanged ghost, not good enough to run rampant in the world, and even less good enough to single out a ghost!

Xie Li looked at the natural blush on the Hanged Ghost's face, nodded, and walked away with her.

There was no need to choose a place for the two ghosts to talk about things. They turned into the park along the way and chose a small lake with a relatively shady atmosphere.

"Where did you buy the blush? Is there a makeup tutorial?" Xueba Ligui was also confused.For makeup or something, he probably didn't have any natural skills, and he practiced a few times in private, but his skills didn't improve much.

Although Li Gui seems to be easy to talk to, but the two alone are more expensive together, the Hanged Ghost is still very worried that he will be eaten alone. When he heard this question, his tongue almost fell out in surprise: "Huh?"

Xie Li chose a willow tree that looked pleasing to the eye, spread a white cloth under the tree, invited the hanged ghost to sit down, and asked the question again.

The hanged ghost tremblingly chose the corner farthest from the willow tree to sit down, and honestly confessed to an online store: "Their store has a lot of products. If you have any special requirements, you can also ask them to customize. For tutorials, Shall I go back and record one for you?"

"Then thank you in advance." The makeup of the vegetable ghost is dull. If you look closely, it looks like you are wearing a mask. The only trick is that it has a little angry effect, making him look like a facial paralysis, otherwise it is a The paper figurines with particularly terrifying effects are the kind of paper figurines specially sold in incense candle shops.

Like a child bride, the hanged ghost sat shivering under the willow tree, bent his knees, and hugged his wife tightly.He originally thought that he was already a very ferocious ghost, and it was not that he had never seen a ghost before, but those ghosts were just some irrational mad dogs, who could only bite people indiscriminately.He may not be able to beat such a ghost, but he will definitely not be afraid.

Now this ghost has refreshed his previous misunderstanding.It turned out that it wasn't that Li Gui was not fierce enough, but that he had never seen a really fierce Li Gui.

Think about it.Last time the pagoda tree, this ghost just pulled him down with a single move.This time it was willow again.

There is also a saying about willow in ghosts, and wicker is specially used to fight ghosts.

Two ghosts sitting under a willow tree is like sitting under a large knife...

Thief exciting.

Xie Li waited for a while, and found that the hanged ghost was just keeping silent instead of organizing his words, so he couldn't help asking strangely, "What do you want to tell me?"

The hanged ghost just woke up like a dream, opened his mouth and said "ahhh" twice, almost fell out his tongue again, and then said: "Let me introduce myself first, my name is Sang Sang, I am a hanged ghost, and I am the underworld resident The director of the Good and Evil Department of the Zhangcheng branch of the office."

Xie Li heard him say a long title: "Yeah." As a top student who has already studied the introduction to the underworld, he knows the structure of the underworld, and also knows that there are some auxiliary institutions in Yangjian.

The practitioners of these institutions are indeed serving the underworld government, but it is only a small number of establishments that the underworld government has to increase due to the pressure of the increasing population.

It is difficult for ghosts to survive in the world of the sun. The number of high-quality ghosts is rare, and their abilities vary.Therefore, these recruited ghosts can only be regarded as career establishments, not serious civil servants of the underworld.The benefits these institutions bring to the underworld can only be said to be better than nothing.

As a ghost who is at least comparable to ghosts in terms of strength, Xie Li is not afraid of Sangsang.

After Sangsang started, it was a little smoother to say: "The Department of Good and Evil, in the underworld, is equivalent to the court in the underworld, judging the good and evil of ghosts and sentencing them. However, the underworld is too busy, so we shared part of the work and handed it over to us. These offices in the underworld allow some people to repay their debts, at least part of them, while they are alive. After they arrive in the underworld, the process will be faster."

He knows all this.Xie Li thought for a while, and asked, "Are you here for the square dance?" He made the move before, so it was...obstructing law enforcement?Or obstruction of justice?

As soon as he got to the point, Sangsang became timid in an instant, and his voice became much softer: "Hey, yes, yes. Well, I'm not saying that you did something wrong. In fact, you did a good job. I mean Yes, are you interested in joining our Department of Good and Evil?" They have too few ghost hands and urgently need new colleagues to join.

The long list of titles sounds good, but in fact, their office staff is thin, and the salary they give is not high. Fortunately, many jobs are not compulsory.But the more you work, the more you get.Under this premise, many ghosts just deal with some things they encounter, and some even won't deal with them as long as they don't affect them.

The introduction did not mention the specific treatment of these Yangjian institutions.After Xie Li received the invitation, he took advantage of the opportunity to ask.

Sangsang dryly listed the benefits of some public institutions: "The basic salary follows the local minimum wage. There is also a commission, and if you perform well, you can also share the cemetery, ranging from alcoves to mountain view villas. In those private rooms We are also ghosts with identities, and they can’t catch us. We still need some guarantees for our activities in the underworld. For other parts, here are the specific rules and regulations, you can take a look.”

Xie Li took the rules and regulations he handed over. The document is quite thick, and he couldn't finish reading it in a while: "Then I'll go back and study it. How can I contact you then?"

Sang Sauna took out his mobile phone: "Handsome guy, add a WeChat~" He was not too scared now, so he couldn't hold back his words.The ghost in front of him must be full of wine and food, and there is no need for him, a little hanged ghost, to add food.

Xie Li was expressionless: "I don't have a mobile phone." He couldn't use his original mobile phone.Xue Hua also has his own affairs to be busy, so he can't leave his number.

Sangsang barely controlled her surprise, but the corners of her eyes cracked a little, she gave a dry cough, and took out a pen to write down the contact information on the information: "This is the address and contact information of our office, which is mine. If you still have questions after reading the information, you can contact us at any time, any time is convenient."

"Well. I understand. No matter what, I will contact you as soon as possible."

Seeing him standing up, Sangsang didn't dare to sit still, jumped up quickly, and took a few steps back: "Hehehehe, please please." He watched Xie Li put away the white cloth that had just been laid on the floor, He asked again, "Haven't I asked for your name yet?"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you for the gift. I died last month." Just listening to the introduction, Xie Li felt that this door-to-door job was very suitable for him. If nothing unexpected happened, Sangsang would be his future colleague , so the answer is fairly detailed.

Sangsang nodded: "Oh~oh?!" Died last month? !

Wait, this name, this location, shit!This is actually the number one student in their province's college entrance examination this year!

To say that the one who died last month is being polite, but to be precise, this champion ghost has become so powerful in less than two weeks since he became a ghost.Sure enough, a person with a strong mind can even be a ghost?

Sangsang watched Xie Li away in awe, and she didn't know how long she stood by the lake.

A thin mist suddenly filled the surface of the lake, and a water plant crawled up the shore with a little rustling sound, and stopped about three meters in front of Sangsang: "Sangsang, you are really brave."

The speaker is a water ghost who lives at the bottom of the lake in this park.She didn't drown in this lake, but the lake where she lived was polluted by corporate sewage, so she had to move here.

Sang Sauna took out the small mirror to touch up her makeup, and also agreed: "I think so too."

Shui Gui continued to smile and said, "You dare to sit on the white silk that Li Gui brought out."

Bai Ling, what Bai Ling?

Sangsang has indeed been a ghost for some time, but he used hemp rope when he hanged himself.Those who can hang themselves with white silk are all old ghosts with good years and good backgrounds.

Hanging a dead ghost with a hanging rope is almost equivalent to a second life.There is only one way to get the hanging rope of the hanged ghost, and that is to kill the hanged ghost directly.

Hanged Ghost Sangsang: "I...Fang..."

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