ghost thank you
Chapter 19 The True Bear Child
Li Gui's red eyes narrowed slightly. With Li Gui's unfriendly appearance, coupled with Li Gui's hostility, the female ghost who was knocked into the tree dared not speak out.
She was floating well, but a ghost suddenly flew out and knocked her into the air. Fortunately, she crashed into a locust tree.
Huaihuai, wood ghost, is the only shade tree among trees, which has a natural effect of restraining ghosts.
Although the locust tree that hasn't been specially refined can't pose any threat to a ghost like her who has some morals, but it still needs to struggle.Being stared at by a ghost, she didn't even know how to use force!
Wait, what's with that ghostly look?
Do you still think that the old lady hung on the tree on purpose?
If you don't plan to help, hurry up!Standing here still, do you want to see my old lady's jokes?
The female ghost's face turned blue with anger, the makeup she put on before going out immediately fell apart, her carefully groomed hair fell down, and her tongue hung down long.
Xie Li understood at a glance: "Hanging the ghost." So hanging on the tree is for... um, to enjoy the shade?Swing?
The knowledge he is learning now is still limited to the basic application of Yin Qi. He has just finished an "Introduction", and most of the other knowledge points are on the use and cultivation of Yin Qi. On the contrary, he doesn't know much about some common sense. .
He was very curious about the hanged ghost, and the ghost's natural perception made him understand that the hanged ghost did not pose any threat to him, so he could observe it with confidence.
Then he observed a detail: "A big guy in women's clothing?" Although the clothes of the hanged ghost were cute, but after the makeup fell off, it was obvious that it was a male ghost.
The Hanged Ghost, who had been pretending to be dead, instantly lost his mentality: "If it wasn't for the fact that I can't carry the fruit, you think I'd be willing to wear women's clothes?!"
Xie Li didn't understand the causal relationship, so he walked away a little bit, and said in disgust: "Speak as you speak, don't spit indiscriminately." The hanged ghost has a long tongue, and he drools when he speaks, and he doesn't pay attention to it at all.
The hanged ghost retracted his tongue, not showing weakness consciously at all: "Boss, can you do me a favor, let me down from the tree?"
This is fine.Xie Li didn't even need to use his hands, he manipulated a cloud of yin energy to get the hanged ghost down, felt the suction of the locust tree, and let out a "huh".
The hanged ghost got off the tree, quickly rubbed his face, took out a small and exquisite cosmetic bag to touch up his makeup, and then tugged on his little skirt. Immediately, he was a cute little beauty again, and his voice became whiny: "Thank you little brother~"
Xie Li had no expression on his face, and even had no fluctuations in his heart.Anyway, he grew up with Xue Xiaohua. Xiaohua'er's beauty is not as beautiful as the school girl's level, but she is definitely much better looking than such a passer-by hanged ghost.At the very least, he thinks that if Xiaohuaer wears women's clothing, she will definitely look good!
He just nodded politely, then lifted off, launching—
The hanged ghost saw Li Gui disappearing into the sky, rolled his eyes, unexpectedly turned the color contact lenses to the back, and was in a hurry, had to take off the eyeballs and put them back on again to get it done, but when he looked up, he saw a young man The man opened his mouth wide in fear.
The hanged ghost who can be a master of women's clothing is completely a playwright. He changed into a sad face in an instant, and forced a smile with a strong tone of inferiority: "This is a prosthetic eye."
Sympathy instantly appeared on the young man's face, and he wanted to comfort the little girl, but saw the little girl ran away quickly, and turned around thinking: "Can the prosthetic eye be taken off and put on at will?" Ordinary people are even more so. You can't take off your eyeballs casually, can you?
So, what he saw just now was a magical horse! ! !
The young man was terrified, rubbing his goosebump-covered arms, and ran all the way home, as if a mad dog was chasing him, but when he got home, when he opened the door, he was almost coaxed by the loud subwoofer go out.
"You are my little apple~"
The young man's head froze for a moment, and he quickly regained his senses and closed the door: "Grandma, why are you still turning on the stereo?" It's strange to say that he didn't hear such a loud sound when he was outside the door just now.Logically speaking, the quality of their old building should not be very good. Is the sound insulation effect so good?
The subwoofer was deafening in a three-bedroom home where four members of the family were in pajamas, all circling around the speaker, obviously asleep.
"Ash is back."
"I don't know what's going on. The subwoofer suddenly broke down. I don't know what's going on. It's been playing by itself since just now, and the volume can't be turned down."
"I called the after-sales service and no one answered."
"Waiting foolishly~ Wandering hard~"
"Can't you just unplug it?"
"Sell my love ~Forcing me to leave~"
"Hey, why is this still singing?"
"It must be broken."
"The plug has been pulled out a long time ago, but can't this stereo beep continuously for six hours?"
The young man named A Sheng didn't even have the strength to complain at the moment. Thinking that he was going to be blasted by the subwoofer for six hours at close range in this house, he almost wanted to die.
He worked overtime until he came home so late, all he wanted was to lie down!
He fiddled with it for a while, but there was nothing he could do. Finally, he even put a plastic bag on the outside of the speaker and covered it with a quilt.However, whether the wool was used or not, the penetrating sound resounded throughout the house, and there was even an illusion that the walls were shaking.
After a whole night, although he was so tired that he fell asleep in the end, he was still full of thoughts about selling the little apples. The sound-proof earplugs he wore were like fake ones, which were useless at all. When he woke up, he was more tired than if he hadn't slept.
But there is something unscientific: "Speaking of which, none of the neighbors came to complain."
"Ah? What did you say?" Ah Sheng's mother was cooking breakfast in the kitchen, but she couldn't hear what he said.
Ah Sheng rubbed his eyes and realized: "Fuck, the stereo is still ringing? It's been six hours already?" Should he say that the quality of the stereo he bought is good?
The two old men were sitting in the living room, their expressions were also very listless.Although the elderly feel less sleep, they do not need to sleep at all.One night without sleep, the whole person seems to be several years old.
"Hey... Hurry up and find someone to repair it."
At dawn, at least there is a solution.
Ah Sheng checked yesterday. Although there is a repair point for small appliances like this, they have to send the stereo all the way there.With such a loud volume, not to mention sending it over, even if you walk around the community with it, the property will come to your door every minute.
However, there are still some home appliance repair shops around the community. For a small door-to-door fee, others will be willing to come to repair.
Ah Sheng, who had been bombed all night, felt so tired that he didn't have time to eat breakfast, so he just wanted to get rid of the crazy stereo as soon as possible.
Xue Hua, who got up for a run in the morning and bought breakfast by the way, found that there were a lot of listless people in the breakfast buying line and on the road: "Illusion?"
The efficiency of the breakfast shop was exceptionally high. It was Xue Hua's turn within 2 minutes. Thinking that the baby Li Gui who had been studying all day was still waiting to be fed, he quickly bought breakfast and ran back with a full plastic bag.
Ah Li of his family liked to eat steamed stuffed buns from this family before his death.Considering Li Gui's recent preference for flowers and vegetables, he also specially bought a few mushroom and vegetable buns.
Only Xue's parents are at home at the moment.After finding out that their son was still normal, the husband and wife asked Aunt Zhou not to be a live-in nanny for the time being, but to continue to come to clean every day as usual, plus cook a meal.
He got up very early, and when he came home, his parents had just woken up: "Dad, I bought breakfast and put it on the table."
"Oh, I see!"
Zhu Cuifen, who had just washed up, was a little upset: "Why does my son call you and not me?"
Father Xue was shaving, raised his chin and said, "Because of the pocket money I gave."
Zhu Cuifen was furious, and without putting on her makeup, she rushed upstairs in her slippers, and stopped her son who hadn't entered the room: "Mom will give you your pocket money from now on!"
Xue Hua was stunned at the door of the room: "Oh." He didn't understand which one it was, so he casually said, "Will it be more than what Dad gave?"
"Yes!" Zhu Cuifen affirmed, and hurried downstairs again, "I will quarrel with your father in the future, you have to help me!"
Xue Hua stared: "Wow, are there still conditions?"
He walked to the study and found that Xie Li had already lay flat.
Probably because he was too tired, the little bear lay flat on the lawn outside the dollhouse.
He carefully put the little bear on the bed, stuffed a fresh flower as a pillow, covered the quilt, and then the little bear waved his paw: "Smelly."
The finger that was about to move away lightly poked the little bear's ear, and muttered: "You stink."
He didn't get angry when he didn't eat the breakfast he bought, so he closed the curtains and went to take a shower first, but his parents snatched him away to the company: "What am I going to do!"
"Anyway, you have nothing to do." After Zhu Cuifen gave her son the pocket money, she felt that she couldn't give it for free, so she gave full play to her true nature as a capitalist, and began to exploit as much as she wanted. "Do you still want pocket money?"
"It's too much for you to give pocket money..."
"An extra thousand for you!"
"two thousand!"
"make a deal!"
Yoshi!With the extra pocket money, he can buy a full set of tools to fully upgrade Ah Li's dollhouse!
When he returned home after a busy day, there was no bear in the dollhouse.
"Ah Li?" He looked at the note he had left in the doll's house, and it had already been thrown into the wastebasket. He knew that Xie Li had seen it, so he searched, but couldn't find the note that Xie Li left for him. Article, probably not going out.It's getting dark now, usually it's Xie Li's study time, and now I don't know where the Xie Li is.
"Ali, where are you?"
Xue Hua turned the entire floor upside down.The little violent bear has such an advantage in playing peek-a-boo, he almost has to turn over the flowerpot.
Aunt Zhou had already prepared dinner and called downstairs: "Xiao Hua'er, come down to eat!"
Xue Hua ran downstairs: "Aunt Zhou, have you seen...uh..."
"What?"
"...my teddy bear. It's so big, it's pink." Xue Hua gestured.
Aunt Zhou replied: "No. How about Auntie looking for it for you?"
"No, I'll look for it later."
Seeing him coming downstairs, Aunt Zhou persuaded him: "Little Hua'er, the lychees are on fire, one mouthful of lychees, one mouthful of fire, don't eat too much at one time." She cleaned today, and the three catties of lychees she just bought were all turned into shells.
Xue Hua's footsteps towards the dining room stopped, turned around and went upstairs, ran to the study, and opened the small refrigerator with a very specific purpose: "Sure enough..."
He looked for the little bear for a long time, and he was sleeping soundly on his belly.If you don't look at the lychee shells in the refrigerator, it's still very cute, but now...
"You brat, how old are you!"
The author has something to say:
Xiaohuaer (╬ ̄dish ̄): No picky eaters!
Ah Li (; ̄ェ ̄): I didn’t choose, I eat all kinds of fruits!
Xiaohuaer (╬ ̄盘 ̄): What happened to the three catties of lychees?
A Li (;  ̄ ェ  ̄): Xiong eats a lot!
(Finish)
In the morning, the cat caught a crucian carp weighing more than a catty and came back
She was floating well, but a ghost suddenly flew out and knocked her into the air. Fortunately, she crashed into a locust tree.
Huaihuai, wood ghost, is the only shade tree among trees, which has a natural effect of restraining ghosts.
Although the locust tree that hasn't been specially refined can't pose any threat to a ghost like her who has some morals, but it still needs to struggle.Being stared at by a ghost, she didn't even know how to use force!
Wait, what's with that ghostly look?
Do you still think that the old lady hung on the tree on purpose?
If you don't plan to help, hurry up!Standing here still, do you want to see my old lady's jokes?
The female ghost's face turned blue with anger, the makeup she put on before going out immediately fell apart, her carefully groomed hair fell down, and her tongue hung down long.
Xie Li understood at a glance: "Hanging the ghost." So hanging on the tree is for... um, to enjoy the shade?Swing?
The knowledge he is learning now is still limited to the basic application of Yin Qi. He has just finished an "Introduction", and most of the other knowledge points are on the use and cultivation of Yin Qi. On the contrary, he doesn't know much about some common sense. .
He was very curious about the hanged ghost, and the ghost's natural perception made him understand that the hanged ghost did not pose any threat to him, so he could observe it with confidence.
Then he observed a detail: "A big guy in women's clothing?" Although the clothes of the hanged ghost were cute, but after the makeup fell off, it was obvious that it was a male ghost.
The Hanged Ghost, who had been pretending to be dead, instantly lost his mentality: "If it wasn't for the fact that I can't carry the fruit, you think I'd be willing to wear women's clothes?!"
Xie Li didn't understand the causal relationship, so he walked away a little bit, and said in disgust: "Speak as you speak, don't spit indiscriminately." The hanged ghost has a long tongue, and he drools when he speaks, and he doesn't pay attention to it at all.
The hanged ghost retracted his tongue, not showing weakness consciously at all: "Boss, can you do me a favor, let me down from the tree?"
This is fine.Xie Li didn't even need to use his hands, he manipulated a cloud of yin energy to get the hanged ghost down, felt the suction of the locust tree, and let out a "huh".
The hanged ghost got off the tree, quickly rubbed his face, took out a small and exquisite cosmetic bag to touch up his makeup, and then tugged on his little skirt. Immediately, he was a cute little beauty again, and his voice became whiny: "Thank you little brother~"
Xie Li had no expression on his face, and even had no fluctuations in his heart.Anyway, he grew up with Xue Xiaohua. Xiaohua'er's beauty is not as beautiful as the school girl's level, but she is definitely much better looking than such a passer-by hanged ghost.At the very least, he thinks that if Xiaohuaer wears women's clothing, she will definitely look good!
He just nodded politely, then lifted off, launching—
The hanged ghost saw Li Gui disappearing into the sky, rolled his eyes, unexpectedly turned the color contact lenses to the back, and was in a hurry, had to take off the eyeballs and put them back on again to get it done, but when he looked up, he saw a young man The man opened his mouth wide in fear.
The hanged ghost who can be a master of women's clothing is completely a playwright. He changed into a sad face in an instant, and forced a smile with a strong tone of inferiority: "This is a prosthetic eye."
Sympathy instantly appeared on the young man's face, and he wanted to comfort the little girl, but saw the little girl ran away quickly, and turned around thinking: "Can the prosthetic eye be taken off and put on at will?" Ordinary people are even more so. You can't take off your eyeballs casually, can you?
So, what he saw just now was a magical horse! ! !
The young man was terrified, rubbing his goosebump-covered arms, and ran all the way home, as if a mad dog was chasing him, but when he got home, when he opened the door, he was almost coaxed by the loud subwoofer go out.
"You are my little apple~"
The young man's head froze for a moment, and he quickly regained his senses and closed the door: "Grandma, why are you still turning on the stereo?" It's strange to say that he didn't hear such a loud sound when he was outside the door just now.Logically speaking, the quality of their old building should not be very good. Is the sound insulation effect so good?
The subwoofer was deafening in a three-bedroom home where four members of the family were in pajamas, all circling around the speaker, obviously asleep.
"Ash is back."
"I don't know what's going on. The subwoofer suddenly broke down. I don't know what's going on. It's been playing by itself since just now, and the volume can't be turned down."
"I called the after-sales service and no one answered."
"Waiting foolishly~ Wandering hard~"
"Can't you just unplug it?"
"Sell my love ~Forcing me to leave~"
"Hey, why is this still singing?"
"It must be broken."
"The plug has been pulled out a long time ago, but can't this stereo beep continuously for six hours?"
The young man named A Sheng didn't even have the strength to complain at the moment. Thinking that he was going to be blasted by the subwoofer for six hours at close range in this house, he almost wanted to die.
He worked overtime until he came home so late, all he wanted was to lie down!
He fiddled with it for a while, but there was nothing he could do. Finally, he even put a plastic bag on the outside of the speaker and covered it with a quilt.However, whether the wool was used or not, the penetrating sound resounded throughout the house, and there was even an illusion that the walls were shaking.
After a whole night, although he was so tired that he fell asleep in the end, he was still full of thoughts about selling the little apples. The sound-proof earplugs he wore were like fake ones, which were useless at all. When he woke up, he was more tired than if he hadn't slept.
But there is something unscientific: "Speaking of which, none of the neighbors came to complain."
"Ah? What did you say?" Ah Sheng's mother was cooking breakfast in the kitchen, but she couldn't hear what he said.
Ah Sheng rubbed his eyes and realized: "Fuck, the stereo is still ringing? It's been six hours already?" Should he say that the quality of the stereo he bought is good?
The two old men were sitting in the living room, their expressions were also very listless.Although the elderly feel less sleep, they do not need to sleep at all.One night without sleep, the whole person seems to be several years old.
"Hey... Hurry up and find someone to repair it."
At dawn, at least there is a solution.
Ah Sheng checked yesterday. Although there is a repair point for small appliances like this, they have to send the stereo all the way there.With such a loud volume, not to mention sending it over, even if you walk around the community with it, the property will come to your door every minute.
However, there are still some home appliance repair shops around the community. For a small door-to-door fee, others will be willing to come to repair.
Ah Sheng, who had been bombed all night, felt so tired that he didn't have time to eat breakfast, so he just wanted to get rid of the crazy stereo as soon as possible.
Xue Hua, who got up for a run in the morning and bought breakfast by the way, found that there were a lot of listless people in the breakfast buying line and on the road: "Illusion?"
The efficiency of the breakfast shop was exceptionally high. It was Xue Hua's turn within 2 minutes. Thinking that the baby Li Gui who had been studying all day was still waiting to be fed, he quickly bought breakfast and ran back with a full plastic bag.
Ah Li of his family liked to eat steamed stuffed buns from this family before his death.Considering Li Gui's recent preference for flowers and vegetables, he also specially bought a few mushroom and vegetable buns.
Only Xue's parents are at home at the moment.After finding out that their son was still normal, the husband and wife asked Aunt Zhou not to be a live-in nanny for the time being, but to continue to come to clean every day as usual, plus cook a meal.
He got up very early, and when he came home, his parents had just woken up: "Dad, I bought breakfast and put it on the table."
"Oh, I see!"
Zhu Cuifen, who had just washed up, was a little upset: "Why does my son call you and not me?"
Father Xue was shaving, raised his chin and said, "Because of the pocket money I gave."
Zhu Cuifen was furious, and without putting on her makeup, she rushed upstairs in her slippers, and stopped her son who hadn't entered the room: "Mom will give you your pocket money from now on!"
Xue Hua was stunned at the door of the room: "Oh." He didn't understand which one it was, so he casually said, "Will it be more than what Dad gave?"
"Yes!" Zhu Cuifen affirmed, and hurried downstairs again, "I will quarrel with your father in the future, you have to help me!"
Xue Hua stared: "Wow, are there still conditions?"
He walked to the study and found that Xie Li had already lay flat.
Probably because he was too tired, the little bear lay flat on the lawn outside the dollhouse.
He carefully put the little bear on the bed, stuffed a fresh flower as a pillow, covered the quilt, and then the little bear waved his paw: "Smelly."
The finger that was about to move away lightly poked the little bear's ear, and muttered: "You stink."
He didn't get angry when he didn't eat the breakfast he bought, so he closed the curtains and went to take a shower first, but his parents snatched him away to the company: "What am I going to do!"
"Anyway, you have nothing to do." After Zhu Cuifen gave her son the pocket money, she felt that she couldn't give it for free, so she gave full play to her true nature as a capitalist, and began to exploit as much as she wanted. "Do you still want pocket money?"
"It's too much for you to give pocket money..."
"An extra thousand for you!"
"two thousand!"
"make a deal!"
Yoshi!With the extra pocket money, he can buy a full set of tools to fully upgrade Ah Li's dollhouse!
When he returned home after a busy day, there was no bear in the dollhouse.
"Ah Li?" He looked at the note he had left in the doll's house, and it had already been thrown into the wastebasket. He knew that Xie Li had seen it, so he searched, but couldn't find the note that Xie Li left for him. Article, probably not going out.It's getting dark now, usually it's Xie Li's study time, and now I don't know where the Xie Li is.
"Ali, where are you?"
Xue Hua turned the entire floor upside down.The little violent bear has such an advantage in playing peek-a-boo, he almost has to turn over the flowerpot.
Aunt Zhou had already prepared dinner and called downstairs: "Xiao Hua'er, come down to eat!"
Xue Hua ran downstairs: "Aunt Zhou, have you seen...uh..."
"What?"
"...my teddy bear. It's so big, it's pink." Xue Hua gestured.
Aunt Zhou replied: "No. How about Auntie looking for it for you?"
"No, I'll look for it later."
Seeing him coming downstairs, Aunt Zhou persuaded him: "Little Hua'er, the lychees are on fire, one mouthful of lychees, one mouthful of fire, don't eat too much at one time." She cleaned today, and the three catties of lychees she just bought were all turned into shells.
Xue Hua's footsteps towards the dining room stopped, turned around and went upstairs, ran to the study, and opened the small refrigerator with a very specific purpose: "Sure enough..."
He looked for the little bear for a long time, and he was sleeping soundly on his belly.If you don't look at the lychee shells in the refrigerator, it's still very cute, but now...
"You brat, how old are you!"
The author has something to say:
Xiaohuaer (╬ ̄dish ̄): No picky eaters!
Ah Li (; ̄ェ ̄): I didn’t choose, I eat all kinds of fruits!
Xiaohuaer (╬ ̄盘 ̄): What happened to the three catties of lychees?
A Li (;  ̄ ェ  ̄): Xiong eats a lot!
(Finish)
In the morning, the cat caught a crucian carp weighing more than a catty and came back
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