ghost thank you

When the ancestor mentioned fruit, Baby Kazilan looked forward to the specialties of the underworld, and bragged about it with his friends while studying.

With a mentality of gaining insight, the little friend followed in awe.

When the ancestor came with a box of rambutans the next morning, Violent Bear and his friends felt cheated: "Isn't the fruit mentioned by the ancestor a local specialty?"

If you are a ghost, can you not be honest?

The ancestor saw that the violent bear had quickly unpacked and was still peeling.The claws on the costume of the doll, whose hostility has not dissipated, are still sharp, and the relatively thick skin of the rambutan is quickly dismembered under the bear's claws, revealing the white flesh: "There are too few ghost hands in the underworld, and the fruit can't be transported out at all. You can only go directly to the underworld to eat."

The little devil's claws are very useful, he should buy some mangosteen, durian, pecans, pine nuts and other nuts are also good.

The underworld is suffering.Unlike most of the human beings in Yangjian who live for decades, although there are a lot of ghosts in the underworld, they usually have to go to reincarnation every seven to 49 days.In other words, most of the underworld is full of itinerant ghosts.

There are also resident ghosts, and there are usually three types.

One category is local civil servants.Strictly speaking, civil servants are just their part-time job, and their job is ghost cultivation.Civil servants are the way for them to accumulate cultivation resources. Even if they have a little spare time, they will seize the time to practice.

One category is ghosts who committed bad karma during their lifetime.They can't go to reincarnation right away, they can only do it after the atonement is completed in the underworld.Such sinful ghosts, who would dare to be so big-hearted and let them go out to do business?

One category is casual cultivators.They have a little practice and know a little practice method, but their aptitude or practice is not enough, few of them can meet the standards of civil servants, and they don't have much ability to collect resources by themselves.Their time is even more precious, and they are busy thinking about cultivation all day long. It is impossible for them to develop the express delivery business in the underworld, and there are not many ghosts who have such a demand.

"The fruit in the underworld is nothing special." Thinking of the ecology of the underworld, the ancestor recommended another tourism project, "There are a few ghost cultivators of hungry ghosts and gluttons, but they have built a few farms, pastures, orchards, etc. When the time comes I can take you to the farmhouse."

"Oh." Violent Bear responded dryly, felt full after eating two rambutans, turned around and stretched out its paws towards Xue Hua.

Xue Hua gently picked him up, knowing without saying a word that he was taking him to wash Xiangxiang.

The mini-set he ordered seemed to have a lot of things, but it was impossible to have all the daily necessities.He picked a flower again, gave the baby bear a fragrant petal bath, then dried him and sent him to the mini villa. He didn't forget to take the princess doll away and put it in a locked drawer, determined to wait for his cousin to come When the time comes, send the doll away.

Looking at the old ancestor in the study, he suddenly thought of a question: "Ancestor, you..." He pointed to the unfinished rambutan on the small coffee table, "How did you buy it?"

Speaking of which, are ghosts rich?

Don't ghosts use paper money?

Or can Mingbi and Ruanmeibi be exchanged?

... The ancestors didn't buy the fruit with a blind eye. After a while, the boss will find that one of the money he received has become a ghost coin, right?

Xue Xiaohua's brain hole was so big that she couldn't close it in an instant.

How could the ancestors, who have lived for hundreds of years, not even notice this small thought, deliberately said: "WeChat payment."

"Ok?"

The ancestor ignored him, instead he took out a laptop and asked him, "What's the password for your wifi?"

"Ah?" Xue Xiaohua was stunned for a moment, and when she saw the laptop, she realized that today's ancestors did not wear the ancient clothes, but changed into modern T-shirts and jeans, and even wore a pair of clothes. A pair of rimless glasses, very elegant.Anyway, it doesn't look like a ghost at all, but a handsome uncle with long legs.

The old ancestor tapped the table with his fingers to urge.

"Xiao Hua'er's pinyin." Xue Hua reported the password, very curious, "Old Ancestor, what are you doing?"

The old ancestor opened a document, opened the background of a website, pointed it with his finger, and motioned him to read: "Here, I serialize novels on this website to earn a little money." There is still some money to buy some fruit for the little ghost. .

Xue Hua, whose family is not considered wealthy, but who is above moderately well-to-do, felt dizzy when he saw the income from the backstage: "Is writing novels so profitable?"

"Write well and make money." The ancestor quickly started typing, chatting with Xue Hua wholeheartedly, "Many ghosts write, most of them are not very good, and even the sacrifices for themselves are not necessarily good. can earn."

The underworld has few resources, and there are not so many ghost hands for reasonable development.Life in Guikou is relatively difficult.But no matter how hard it is, it is not as hard as the days of these ghosts staying in the world.

Many ghosts cannot enter reincarnation due to various reasons.Even if some of them are enshrined by future generations, there are only a few special days in a year to eat.Not to mention some ghosts that no one worships.

If you are extremely hungry, you can do anything. This sentence applies not only to humans, but also to ghosts.

In fact, there were many believers in ghosts and gods in the past, and many people would do some rituals to relieve these lonely ghosts, but now that superstitions have been broken, there are fewer people who believe in them.

However, there are still very few ghosts who are capable of doing evil, so they choose to re-employ, earn money and eat by themselves, which is much more reliable than relying on others to worship.Now that the Internet is developed, many jobs do not require showing up.

Anyway, as ghosts, they don't have high requirements in other aspects. Even if they eat, they can eat once a year.They don't need to spend too much time on work.

Xue Hua nodded solemnly when he thought of the ghost baby who was constantly eating fruit and candies in his house.

Fortunately, Ah Li is in his hands, otherwise he would be hungry!

"Online part-time jobs are very popular. Write novels, drawing is the most, and some programming. I went to school to listen to several lectures, and I don't understand it. It's easier to write novels." Old Ancestor Code In fact, you don’t need to type the words with your hands. It is completely OK to control the Yin Qi, so you can just let go and chat with the children, "There is also Huapigui who is a beauty blogger. He said that he makes a lot of money, and he has moved three times for himself."

Xue Hua didn't understand: "Move?" How could the ghost move himself?

"Buy a cemetery." The old ancestor just remembered this, "I'll contact her and ask her to teach the kid how to fix his face."

As soon as Xue Hua heard that it was about Xie Li, he became nervous: "What happened to Ah Li's face?"

The ancestor explained briefly: "It's nothing serious." It's just bald.

Who can compare to Painted Skin Ghost in face pinching?

He doesn't have Painted Skins' contact information, but that's okay.As a boss, as long as he wants to, is it not easy to find a ghost?

It just so happened that he contacted a female ghost detective agency before, and the other party sent him the information he wanted very quickly.

He didn't hide this from Xue Hua when he did this, on the contrary, he recommended this detective agency to him: "Detectives are temporarily illegal in our country, but they have all become ghosts, and they are ghosts in the underworld, and the underworld can't control them." They. Don't look at it like this, they are still very proficient in their business, with high efficiency and reasonable charges. If you are useful in the future, you can contact them."

So Xue Hua, under the introduction of his ancestor, added the WeChat official account of this detective agency, which turned out to be a nursery: "Hmm..." Then he suddenly thought of his baby ghost's obsession with flowers, "They opened this nursery, Are you planting flowers for yourself?"

So ghosts like flowers so much?

"That's right. They have a good business. They run a nursery and sell some flowers to their colleagues at a low price. They have a good reputation in the circle."

Xue Hua drew inferences according to this idea: "Is there still running an orchard or something?"

"some."

When Xie Li woke up, Xue Hua had added more than a dozen Wechat business accounts to his Wechat, and all the things ghosts needed were readily available.He also placed many orders.

Xie Li looked at the numbers on a row of orders and was amazed: "Do you have enough pocket money?"

Xue Hua's family background is good, but his parents are also self-made, so food and clothing are definitely good, but for things like pocket money, Xie Li only knows that Xue Hua has enough, and usually he doesn't see what Xue Hua spends by himself.The biggest sum is probably the villa he gave them in the past few days.

"Enough." His parents usually give him a lot of pocket money, and there are enough things prepared at home, and he basically doesn't need to buy snacks by himself.During the whole middle school period, he basically stayed in the dormitory, and he didn't spend any money at all. The little money he accumulated made a lot of money, and his small coffers were quite rich. "It's like we went on a trip together."

Xie Li thought of the failed graduation trip with Xue Hua, and felt a little sad for a moment, then suddenly thought of the confession, and slapped his paw on it: "Do you want to travel purely, or do you want to do something?"

Xue Hua carefully squeezed the bear's paw that was patted on his hand, and said very bluntly: "Of course I want to confess to you." After the confession is successful, it can still be logical.He figured it out, the two of them were so familiar, Ah Li never considered him in that direction at all, let him tease him for three years, and only got a bunch of question banks!

Xie Li heard what Xue Hua didn't say, and was so angry that he beat him up, and finally smashed his arms and head: "Delete all the things you made up in your head!"

Xue Hua was hammered and lay on the bed, and couldn't help but say: "You are a domestic violence!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a familiar female voice: "Son, what are you doing, making my mother want domestic violence?"

The author has something to say:

Old Ancestor (*￣ー￣): Don’t spoil him.

Ah Li (￣へ￣): Hmph.

Xiaohuaer (￣へ￣): Who is not a baby anymore?Just get used to it.

Old Ancestor (*￣ー￣): Are you a spoiled baby?

Xiao Hua'er (/ω＼): ... used to my daughter-in-law.

(Finish)

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