[football] this god

'To Japan is long, special friend, you and Messi are talking about each other, right? '

Cristiano almost had a myocardial infarction when he was lying on the bed after eating and drinking enough to receive this message from Mourinho the night after the national derby, but when he was thinking about how to get rid of this problem, Mourinho Rinho sent a new message.

'Some people always say that I am daring, but I think you are more daring than me, and dare to flirt with Messi behind everyone's back. '

Cristiano lay flat in shock for a minute, then picked up his phone tremblingly and replied, 'I don't know what you're talking about. '

'Stop pretending, you and Messi must be good friends - you know, I think you're a little closer to him than you are to Marcelo. 'Mourinho's words are full of confidence.

good friend.

Cristiano was a little relieved, he lay flat for another minute to slow down his heartbeat, and then continued to reply, 'I don't know where you heard the rumor, but it's completely false. '

Cristiano flatly denied it.

But Mourinho will not be fooled.

Mourinho saw the exchange of eyes between Ronaldo and Messi on the field very clearly. Then for a moment, he recognized that this look only exists between lovers. Mourinho is someone who has experienced it. He knew that he had seen others like this before, and others had looked at him like this before, but soon, he gave up and laughed at himself. the idea.

The fact that Ronaldo and Messi are friends is suffocating enough, and if they were lovers, it would be outrageous - Admittedly, Mourinho knows that there are some people in football who are not straight, If Ronaldo and Messi are not so straightforward, it is actually not unheard of, after all, the world is indeed full of wonders.

But even so, Mourinho couldn't imagine that kind of relationship between Ronaldo and Messi.

They can't be lovers, absolutely impossible - not that there is any bloody hatred between these two people, but that...you know!How is this possible!How can it be so coincidental that Ronaldo is not straight, Messi is not straight, and these two people happen to have the right eyes?How could this be such a coincidence?How could such a small probability event really exist?

And the two of them are rich, what do they want?Why choose the other party?

So, the reason this is deviant is not that homosexuality is deviant, but that the fact that these two people would choose each other is deviant!

For Ronaldo, he is so rich, is it difficult to find a smart, handsome, and considerate little boy?For Messi, he is so rich, is it difficult to find a smart, handsome and considerate little boy?

Even if they really like a man, there's no point in finding each other, right?What's this?Is this sick?

Besides, they both look totally straight in normal looks - they have some annoying ways that only straight men can do.In short, the two of them looked straight, and it was impossible for them to like men, and even if they liked men, it was impossible to find each other, unless they were crazy.

But neuropathy can't really play well.

Therefore, human reason tells Mourinho that this is impossible-he is not lacking in imagination, he just has a brain!

——In fact, Pique also thought so at the beginning. He never thought that Leo might like men, nor did he think that Ronaldo might like men, so of course he couldn't guess that these two people would have such a relationship.

It's not that Pique and many people in this world are stupid, but because they didn't even think about the possibility that these two people like men - as for Mr. Keen back then?To be honest, Keane would never have thought of this possibility if he hadn't heard Cristiano repeatedly emphasize that it was a boy who sent him the yerba mate.

But to be honest, even if Keane guessed this possibility, he once doubted life to the point of being unable to extricate himself.

'It's fine if you don't admit it, but anyway, don't reveal it until I leave Madrid-although you have done a good job before, but now that I know it, I still want to remind you. ' said Mourinho.

Of course, Cristiano continued to insist that he didn't know Messi at all. Mourinho made another mocking expression, and then stopped talking to Cristiano.

But just as Cristiano was about to fall asleep in fear, Mendes sent a roaring letter to Cristiano.

'Are you crazy?How did you get discovered by Jose?Don't tell me that he saw you two hooking up somewhere in the Nou Camp!I swear, Cristiano, if that's the case I'll tie you both to a stake and burn them to death! '

Cristiano was terrified and immediately called Mendes.

"What did he tell you?" Cristiano asked Mendez directly as soon as he heard the call connected.

Mendes repeated Mourinho's words - what Mourinho said to him was no different from what he said to Cristiano, and the purpose was just to let Mendes pay attention to this matter and not let Ronaldo was discovered during his tenure.

Cristiano sighed, "I don't know if it's luck or misfortune, but he knew it when we glanced at each other? Jorge, can the Sun newspaper die?"

"Do you still want to be known by others?" Mendes roared, "You should thank me, I denied this immediately! I claimed that although you two knew each other, they were no longer friends! I said you two Break up after you get the Golden Ball for the first time!"

"If you do this, it will make Messi look very small." Once Cristiano was relieved, he became 'lively and annoying' again, "Messi is not such a small belly. You shouldn't make the players you represent look small."

"Is this the point?" Mendes continued to growl, "Then what do you think I should say? Do you want me to tell Jose that I broke up with Messi after you transferred? Do you think anyone will believe it? ? Do you seem to be such a sensible person?"

Cristiano scratched his chin guiltily, "Well, does Mourinho believe it?"

"What Mourinho? It's 'Mr. Mourinho'!" Mendes has not corrected Cristiano for many years because of the problem of addressing him-this shows that Mendes is really very angry now, "Be skeptical, after all, you haven't seemed very familiar with Messi on the surface these years, but I think it's just skeptical, and disbelief accounts for the majority."

Cristiano sighed, "But fortunately, he didn't guess that we are not just friends."

Cristiano thought this would comfort Mendes, but he didn't expect Mendes to be even more furious, "Do you think he didn't think of it? He told me about his mental journey, but he thought the idea was too funny, It was completely impossible, irrational and unrealistic, so I gave up—but he was right in one sentence, and I tried my best to echo him in this part.”

In fact, Cristiano is not particularly interested in 'this part', because he has a premonition that Mendes must have ridiculed them with Mourinho, but there is no way, Cristiano tonight is the one who made a mistake, And those who make mistakes are not qualified to be stinky.

"What did he say..." Cristiano asked reluctantly.

"He said that even if the two of you really happen to like men so much, you still have enough money to find yourself a smart and cute little boy, instead of finding a strange person like the other person, a walking broom star, and a living barber to add to your troubles. "Mendez finally said something that made him feel happy.

Cristiano is obedient and takes his seat according to the number: the strange flower in the world-Messi; the walking broom star-Messi; the living barber-Messi.

"Even though you didn't say it directly, I know what you're thinking," Mendes said.

Cristiano felt that this was not good news, he sighed again, but still dared not tell Mendes to stop.

"You're thinking, 'But I don't like smart, cute, handsome guys, I just like people who are weird, walking broom stars, and living bars, because after all, I'm also a human, walking broom, and living bars. Two of us who are so similar should be together'." Mendes vividly imitated Cristiano's tone.

Cristiano felt that saying 'you're right' now would not save his life.So he chose to remain silent.

"You know how I know what you're thinking?" Mendes demanded.

Cristiano quickly flattered to save his life, "You know me, Jorge, no one in this world knows me better than you."

Mendes paused, and Cristiano thought he was moved.

But in fact, in the next second, Mendes continued to be furious and even more furious.

"No! What a pity! You guessed completely wrong! I don't understand you at all! Because Messi just said that to me!" Mendes snarled, "You two bastards The prince is reincarnated! I don't care about you anymore! Terminate the contract! I will terminate the contract with you two tomorrow!"

Mendez snapped the phone off.

Cristiano held his breath, carefully placed his mobile phone on the bedside table, got into the quilt lightly and nimbly, pulled the quilt under his chin and closed his eyes to sleep—as if his behavior of a good kid in kindergarten could be recognized Mendez sees it and earns himself some sympathy points.