[football] this god

And on the island of Ibiza, Cristiano actually had an unexpected harvest-Guti happened to be on vacation on the island, and happened to choose a restaurant with Cristiano for dinner the next night.

Cristiano was wondering to Mendez how he could sneak into Messi's villa on an island where paparazzi could be everywhere and stay undetected - so Cristiano didn't find out first Goody.

It was Guti who saw Cristiano first on the way back from the bathroom.

Guti is not the kind of person who would discuss work with his teammates during the holidays. After all, everyone has a rare holiday and wants to spend time with their wives and children. Even if they do meet by chance, at most they just say hello and say a few greetings before leaving. It's the tacit understanding between adults, you know.

Guti originally planned to treat Cristiano who happened to meet in the same way—although he wanted to communicate with Cristiano, but they didn't know each other well, so it would be too impolite and unattractive to talk about serious matters during the holiday Wait to see; secondly, there is still a lot of time to go back to Madrid, and it is indeed not in a hurry.

So when Guti greeted Cristiano in the past, he was completely in the mood of "business hello".

"Hey, hello Ronaldo, I'm Guti," Guti held out his hand to Cristiano, "nice to meet you - what a coincidence, meeting here."

Cristiano saw the other party stood up and shook hands, "Hey, just call me Cristiano. How are you? Have a good vacation?"

This is the beginning of a very commercial greeting. Guti quickly glanced at Cristiano's exposed calf and forearm, and smiled very satisfied after seeing the clear muscle lines, "Very good, the weather here and The beaches are amazing - is this your first time?"

"I've been here before, but these summers I often catch up with big competitions, so the number of times is very small and the time I stay is short. Do you come here every year? Is there anything worth recommending here?" Cristiano is of course very familiar with Ivy Sa, but that was "before", so out of social and practical considerations, he still has to say that he came less.

Guti casually recommended one or two favorite restaurants and beverage stores.

If Puyol hadn't entered the restaurant at this time, this conversation could have come to an end and everyone would have gone home.

——That's right, almost half of the stars in Europe go to this ghost place for vacation every offseason, Cristiano thought desperately.

Puyol and Guti can be regarded as enemies who are extremely jealous when they meet-but for the sake of their dignity as stars, they did not spit and swear at each other in public.They just gave each other a hard look, and then whispered curses to each other.

Cristiano secretly rejoiced.

And Cristiano's expression could not escape Guti's eyes, Guti turned his head to face Cristiano again - he seemed a little embarrassed, after all, even if he hated Barcelona, ​​he didn't count on all Real Madrid players Everyone hates Barcelona as much as he does.So, you see, he also knows that even as a Real Madrid player, he can be regarded as a very emotional expression.

"I'm sorry, but I really hate the Barcelona group, especially me and Puyol are not particularly good-tempered people." Guti said with a smile, "Speaking of this, I haven't said it yet-I always want to thank You, for Ikar. Although I know Raul thanked you for me, but I always wanted to find a good time to say thank you in person. Ikar is a... Ikar is a kind man, he just... …Anyway, you’re doing a good job on this one—textbook good, I mean it.”—Guti doesn’t say much about Casey, though he has some respect for Casey on this one Lots of complaints, but obviously it's not a good idea to complain about old players to new teammates.

Cristiano was a little surprised that Guti was so satisfied with his related statement.

"Thank you, I... I'm glad I did nothing wrong," Cristiano said.

"Of course not," Guti immediately affirmed Cristiano, "You are doing very well, I think so with Raul and others. I am very happy that you can join Real Madrid, it is a great opportunity for us. Huge upside — your level of play, and your ability to... handle things. Seriously, I have a lot of things to thank you for, you know what I'm talking about?"

Referring to Raul's No. 7 jersey, of course, Cristiano nodded with a smile.

Cristiano was really relieved. He has always been very clear that for the 2009-10 season, one of the keys to whether he can integrate into Real Madrid is whether he can get the approval of Raul and Guti.

Raul has already stated his position, and now that Guti also said the same, he is really relieved in this regard.

"It's what I should do, as I have always said, so you don't need to thank you. But seriously, I am happier to hear you say that, so I have to thank you too." Christie Yano said to Guti with a smile.

Guti happily patted Cristiano on the arm, wished him a happy holiday, and left.

It was only when Cristiano sat down that Mendes was looking at him thoughtfully.

"What?" Cristiano asked.

"It's nothing, I'm just wondering if I'm wrong about your ability," Mendes said. What about the kids." - Mendez decided that in order for Cristiano to maintain his image as a reliable adult, he'd better not tell him "hotel secrets" tonight.

Cristiano curled his lips and asked in a low voice, "Child? A kid in his 50s? Come on, as long as he's not a fool, anyone in his 50s can't be a troublemaker, right?"

"But when you are 45 years old, I still have to worry about the old man." Mendes also lowered his voice, lest their conversation be heard and sent to Arkham as a lunatic [1].

Cristiano recalled the past, touched his nose embarrassingly and lowered his head to peel the shrimp.

——After Cristiano retired, he lived the corrupt life of the old man in the old society ahead of schedule. Apart from eating, drinking and sleeping, the only real thing he did was to pick up his children to and from school, watch them do their homework, play football, and fall in love early.

And after wiping the crocodile's tears several times and telling Mendez how his pigs gouged cabbage and how his cabbage was gouged, Mendes blocked him because he thought he was boring, regardless of years of friendship .Since then, Cristiano's life has become more boring.

So once the hungry tiger comes out of the cage, he will immediately do something.

What happened was simple: Cristiano was invited to present an award at FIFA's annual gala, and when he saw Messi backstage, Cristiano laughed at the fact that the player's family had a math student - of course, This student is Mr. Messi's eldest son Thiago.

Thiago then hacked his father's social account, and raged on all major social platforms about Ronaldo's simple mind and strong limbs-little Chris quickly called friends and friends to like him, and asked to exchange fo with Thiago's private account .

——"But in general, this is Chris's problem." Cristiano whispered after thinking for a while, anyway, little Chris can't know this, he can completely throw the blame and save his reputation, "He actually Fucking with a maths guy is a taint to the game of football - just think, maths guy! What a boring person to learn maths! And a fun guy who plays football pays attention to maths guy .He was liking pictures of math homework that I couldn’t understand every day.”

"But I have to remind you that after the two of them paid attention to each other, Chris' tricks to complain about you increased significantly. This shows that this move is beneficial." Mr. Mendes stated the facts, "I personally think that Chris has become so good at The lack of heart to resist you is the credit of the little boy in the mathematics department."

Cristiano pouted.

Just when Cristiano was thinking about how to fight back and prove that he was not short of mind, his mobile phone rang.

"I asked Mr. Mendez to help open a room in a hotel, and one of the doors was stuck in my place. Remember to ask him for your share." Macy wrote in a text message.

Cristiano swished his head up, "The hotel key card? Where is it? Why didn't you tell me! Jorge, do you want me to break up the appointment and be broken up!"

The corner of Mendez's mouth twitched, and he took out a room card from his trousers pocket, "Hush your voice! Do you want to be heard by everyone?" - Thiago Messi is probably the Messi family A child with a genetic mutation, otherwise it is impossible to explain why his father is so annoying, but he is so attractive.Mr. Mendez thought sadly, look, look, Cristiano has even forgotten the secrecy law just to be able to have sex quickly.

To prove his idea, Cristiano dropped the cutlery, took the key card and disappeared.

Mendes glanced at Guti, who was still chatting and laughing with his family in the distance, and was unaware of all this. He was relieved and at the same time very angry that he believed Cristiano's so-called "troubleshooting spirit" too easily. When you grow up, you will no longer be a troublemaker" fallacy-it's easy to change your nature, and it's hard to change your nature, and a troublemaker is still a troublemaker at the age of 80.

It's just that when the troublemaker is in his 50s, his luck starts to improve, and it is not easy to be found when he is in trouble.

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