[football] this god

If Rio was just a melon in the ups and downs between Manchester United and Newcastle, then in the first round of La Liga, Barcelona also almost perfectly replicated the plot of Manchester United in the game against Manusia. Ao is not very happy, and he can't eat melons anymore.

This is Guardiola's first La Liga game since he took office in the summer. If it weren't for the fact that Rio played one more Olympics than others in the summer, and Manusia is a mere newly promoted La Liga, Guardiola La will definitely play Leo in order to get a good start - yes, this is the problem, Guardiola originally wanted Leo to rest, and at the same time take the newly promoted and write a good start.But the reality is that although Leo took a break, Manusia once drew Barcelona with a very staggering plot at his home court.

Guardiola was very angry, as was Leo who was on the bench.

In fact, Barcelona did a pretty good job at the beginning of this game. It took them only 10 minutes to get Pique, who had just returned to Barcelona, ​​​​without any difficulty. I only found out about it after I returned to Spain. Although Mr. Piqué was very sad about this, to be honest, Mr. Messi didn’t really care about it——after the steal, he made a long pass to Henry, and Henry succeeded in a long shot from the front of the penalty area.

Perhaps this part was too smooth, which caused everyone in Barcelona to let go of their remaining vigilance against the newly promoted horse. In just 10 minutes, he opened his own goal account on the newly promoted horse. Barcelona has reason to feel confident in itself.

But Barca soon learned a lesson that cannot be ignored.

In the 30nd minute of game No.[-], Manusia's backcourt steals and immediately hits the frontcourt. After the forward teammate catches the ball and sees Puyol rushing towards him, he thinks he is about to start a somersault. He obviously didn't even look at the goal. He shot directly at a glance.

Really, it was very obvious because the Manusia striker looked up at Puyol as soon as he got the ball, and then he shot directly.

——Cristiano has played for so many years, and has never seen such an amazing scene.

Manusia's unreasonable shot actually went in-this is almost impossible to happen. If it does happen, it can only show that God thinks that Manusia, a striker, has such a dull life that Such an amazing goal had to come to grace his life.

After a brief moment of stupefaction, Leo began to sit on the bench and get angry with himself.

But Leo has now gone through the stage of "no team status, and he can only be bored if he has any small emotions", so Leo directly expressed his attitude to play after returning to the locker room at midfield—— He wasn't so supportive of Guardiola that he couldn't accept the failure of his senior debut at Barcelona, ​​Leo actually just felt it would embarrass him and embarrass him.So he has to say, has to say.

Guardiola originally thought it was unreasonable to say such things directly on this occasion-how many normal people would ask their head coach for playing time in public?But considering that Rio is indeed the special one in Barcelona, ​​Guardiola still gave the opponent enough attention.

Guardiola complied with the request - but he didn't immediately follow through with it.In fact, Guardiola didn't actually replace Leo until 15 minutes after the start of the second half.

He didn't say anything, but Leo was not stupid, and Leo could still see what the other party meant—"Of course I attach enough importance to your personal wishes, but I will not obey your personal wishes."

Leo was noncommittal.

In the 5th minute of the game, Barcelona replaced Bojan with Rio; in the 7th minute of the game, Rio received the ball for the first time on the wing.

The later stories are almost logical and happened naturally.

In the 608th minute of the game, Harvey made a steal from midfield and knocked the ball horizontally to Iniesta. A direct shot - the ball hits the goal post and bounces back into the penalty area.

Rio grabbed the ball from the wing into the penalty area, but was knocked down by Manusia's goalkeeper in the melee in the penalty area, and the ball was also knocked out of the bottom line by whom in the chaos.

The referee ran over and chatted with the linesman for a while, both felt that the ball was a bit like a penalty kick, but they were a bit unsure if they were really going to call the penalty kick - less than half a day later. After [-] minutes, the two still decided not to award a penalty kick, but at the same time handed the ball to Barcelona who did not know who destroyed it and went out of bounds.

Puyol was very unhappy about the part where there was no penalty kick, but since the referee had already handed over the ball to them, it was considered difficult and acceptable-considering this, Puyol didn't say anything, and directly signaled himself His teammates rushed over to kick off.

After all, it is serious to buy time to win the game quickly. Even if it is not for the face of the new head coach, these well-known European players cannot accept a draw with a little-known small club like Manusia-they None of them want to be the hero of tomorrow's new joke in European football.

Iniesta went over to get the ball and was about to re-play the ball into bounds.

In the 70th minute of the game, Leo got the ball again in front of the penalty area and was about to enter the penalty area-Manusia's defender tried to shovel the ball away.

This was an action that was not fouled. Manusia's defender's tackle was very clean, and he blocked the ball without touching Leo.But at this time, the referee blew the whistle - Puyol was speechless for this classic remedial penalty, but since they were the beneficiaries, Puyol didn't say anything.

Barcelona conceded a surefire penalty, but got an unwarranted free kick in front of the penalty area-Guardiola has a lot of experience in this kind of thing, so he is emotionally stable and has no waves in his heart.

The human wall was lined up, and the referee waited for a few seconds before blowing his whistle to indicate that free throws were allowed.

Rio kicked out a free kick, which was a free kick that went to the ground to find teammates for tactical cooperation-probably... otherwise it would be difficult to explain the idea of ​​​​this free kick.

But anyway.

After Rio's free kick was sent, Iniesta stepped forward and flicked the ball to Xavi before Manusia's players-there were too many people in the penalty area, and Xavi couldn't help but get the ball. Dare to turn around, had to hit the ball out of the penalty area to Puyol who had just withdrawn, hoping to pull the defenders in the penalty area out of the penalty area as much as possible.

With the same desire to tear Manusia's defense apart, Puyol didn't let the ball stay at his feet for too long, and played the ball as fast as possible to the side to Pique who pulled it to the side.

Pique has a bit of a hobby of dribbling from whom I don’t know who he learned from—Pique took the ball and pushed it back to the penalty area until he found that the opponent’s back line had retreated again, and the space in the penalty area was too small. After that, he passed it diagonally back to Leo outside the penalty area.

Leo seemed to glared at Pique, blaming Pique for being too deep as a defender.

Leo passed forward again, this time he directly gave Henry on the bottom line-Henry slanted | inserted back to the goal, dodged a small angle in the crowd and hit the goal successfully.

Game No. 706 minutes, 1:2, Barcelona finally exceeded the score at Manusia's home court.

Everyone in Barcelona breathed a sigh of relief, and everyone thought that winning the game was already an explanation to the fans.But Leo is obviously not satisfied with all this-he thinks that a team like Barcelona should not be satisfied with a small victory over a newly promoted La Liga, especially this newly promoted has not shown the potential of a dark horse at all, especially someone in this team Just scored a "strange ball" that is enough to make the whole of Barcelona a human flesh scene.

In the 80th minute of the game, Barcelona defender Yaya Toure tackled the ball from the midfielder of Manusia. Protected under his feet, and then pushed the ball to Eto'o who was quickly forward | penetrating.

Before Eto'o came to the restricted area, Leo and Henry entered the restricted area directly from the back|inserted outflanking respectively from both sides.

Eto'o gave the ball to Henry first. After Henry got the ball, the shooting line was blocked, and he knocked the ball horizontally to Leo who followed him.

Manusia's goalkeeper reacted very quickly and immediately went to the bottom to catch the ball. Another defender also went from the side and prepared to block the ball's shot with his leg-Guardiola felt expressionless that the ball was over, but he comforted himself. 1:2 is also a three-pointer, 1:3 is also a three-pointer, it doesn't matter.

But at this time, everyone didn't expect that Leo suddenly picked up the ball with his toes, avoiding Manusia's blockade of his feet.

It was a header.

Game No. 807 minutes, 1:3, Rio's header sealed the victory for Barcelona in the away game.

The whole Barcelona team rushed to celebrate this goal for their Leo - this is their good Leo, their good Leo used a very imaginative way of hitting the goal to regain face for Barcelona, ​​​​and also established Victory.

But Pique stopped suddenly halfway through the run, and he stared blankly at Leo who was submerged in the crowd.

Picking the ball, heading the ball - Pique frowned and scratched his chin. Has he seen this routine before?

Like Ronaldo? ?

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【Mini and Tiago from the previous life】

Out of consideration for his father's face, Thiago will follow his father to Camp Nou every year to watch a Spanish national derby.

Although Thiago sometimes thinks more about the solution to the Sudoku game published in the newspaper.

--Hey.

Thiago's father looked at Ronaldo in the center of the field, then turned his head to look at Thiago beside him, and sighed.

Thiago knew what he wanted to say, so Thiago didn't ask or give him a chance to speak.

—— Thiago...

——Impossible, I'm done, it's too late.

Thiago answered casually while playing with his mobile phone.

Mr Macy sighed again.

Although Thiago will inevitably be compared with the little Chris next door, Thiago himself does not have much resistance to this.

After all, Master Thiago has always believed that players who play football have simple brains and well-developed limbs, which is completely different from future mathematicians like him.

Example.

Like his father.

So let's compare.

But occasionally Thiago will still change his attitude a little, for example, when little Chris really stood in front of him and said hello to him.

——"So what were you thinking when I stood in front of you?" Little Chris asked Thiago across the flickering candlelight on the dining room table.

"He has well-developed limbs, good looks, and a simple mind, suitable for foster care." Thiago answered casually while checking his Sudoku fill-in-the-blanks for the last time.

Little Chris pouted aggrievedly, "You pay for dinner today."

Thiago looked up at little Chris thoughtfully.

"What?" Chris asked.

"But I later found out that studying mathematics is not enough to support you." Thiago said, "So, you should support me."

10

The waiter tonight received a tip of 50% of the meal cost from Mr. Ronaldo Jr. with a smile on his face.

He sincerely wishes Mr. Ronaldo Jr. and Mr. Messi Jr. happiness.