Life Going Wild With Plug-ins

Before going out, I rubbed a stack of banknotes and counted them. It seems that during the holidays, I should give some red envelopes to the little ones to make them happy, but I am not sure how much to give. I don’t know if sending 100 taels is more or less?Should it be silver or gold?Gold may be too much, so I won't be forced to revert back if someone finds something strange...

I had no idea, so I had to ask for help from outsiders: "Ah Tan, before going out, I want to give some red envelopes to Supper Qiqi and the others, how much do you think I should send?"

Ye Tan quietly stood in front of the window obediently, and replied: "I would like to obey the master's order."

I was very dissatisfied: "I'm asking you, can we have a good conversation? You don't want to say that I went to someone else to discuss it."

Ye Tan thought for a while, then seriously replied: "The master has always been generous, so let's reward him with the usual money."

I was lost in thought.

Always money.

After thinking for a long time, I still asked, "How much is the usual money?"

Ye Tan glanced at me, then lowered his head and replied, "Master, one thousand copper coins is one penny, and one tael of silver is three pennies."

……

I think there is a problem with Ye Tan's definition of generosity.

However, my cognitive disability who knows nothing about prices may not be qualified to question him.

I asked again: "Will it be too little? What can you buy with regular money?"

Night Tan: "The gadgets and food at the temple fair usually only cost a few pennies, and there is never enough to spend no matter what."

That's it, hey, that's really a lot.

But when he thought of me as the creator of the world, he sent a red envelope: "Come, I will reward you with half a tael of silver."

... easy to rub.So poor.I can't stand it.

After leaving the room and yelling "Let's go out", Ye Xiao pushed Ye Tan out.Yelan was covered with a moon-white gown, looking very uncomfortable. It was the first time I saw him wearing a light-colored gown, which made people's eyes shine.

Ye Su proudly said: "How about it, boss, isn't it good-looking? I picked it."

I nodded: "Yes, it looks good, but why are you still dressed in black, why don't you wear the same clothes as him?"

Ye Xiao scratched her head: "I'm not used to wearing such dazzling colors, I always feel like I'm going to be targeted."

Yelan immediately followed up and said, "I'm not used to it either."

Supper is used to it: "Hold on."

Ye Lan is as good as he is: "Okay."

In fact, Night Tan is also wearing new clothes today.

The last time I went to a tailor shop, I made an appointment with a tailor to come and do it. After measuring the size, I ordered several sets according to Ye Tan's order.I thought Ye Tan didn't pay much attention to the clothes, and just said a few words, but I didn't expect him to mutter to the tailor for a long time, and even drew him a blueprint.

Even I couldn't help looking forward to seeing him so caring.When I got it in my hand, I saw that it was all black, and each piece was exactly the same, so I couldn't tell which was which.

Ye Tan saw my doubts, turned out a corner of the collar, and pointed it out to me: "Every piece has a number, so there will be no confusion."

Black number one, black number two, black number three, and so on.

stunned.

Me: "Then you and the tailor have been ordering for so long, what are you talking about?"

Night Tan showed me in every corner of the clothes again: "There are four hidden pockets on the cuffs, here are silver needles, and here are drugs. The strap on the side of the leg can hold thirty flying knives. And The pant legs are here..."

I hurriedly cupped my hands: "Yes, I am convinced."

So Night Tan and I don’t have any dress-up play at all, and the most we can ask is: “What’s your clothes size today?”

Ye Tan replied seriously: "Return to the master, number seven."

well.There is no point, nothing to say.

Qi Qi just came out holding the hem of her skirt, her hair untied, her silky shawl and straight hair.She wore a long skirt today, a water-blue skirt with a brocade cloak, which was pulled up for fear of dragging the floor, revealing a pair of snow-white boots.

Seeing that we were all staring at her, Qiqi blushed and said, "Why are you looking at me like that... I, I know it's inappropriate..."

Ye Xiao immediately said: "Qi Qi is so cute!!"

I nodded: "It just feels like something is missing."

Ye Xiao and I squatted beside her and looked at her for a while, and I asked, "Should I wear a flower?"

Supper: "That's right, Qiqi, don't you have any silver hairpins?"

Qiqi: "Of course not!"

I hurriedly said: "Go to the temple fair to buy it later. First pick a flower that is already available..."

Looking back, there are only green onions and garlic sprouts in the garden.

I remember that when I first bought this garden, there were still a few rose begonias and so on, and all of them were grown into vegetables and seasonings unconsciously.

It's too bitter, Qiqi, for this Disabled Persons' Federation, I really paid too much...

I moved to a corner and squatted down, beckoning to them: "Supper, Yelan, Qiqi, come here, squat next to me."

The three of them stood beside me and looked down at me with condescending eyes.

"Squat down, come closer." I urged.

Ye Xiao squatted beside me and asked, "Boss, what are you doing?"

The bottom of the wall should be quite a blind spot, and the people who monitor us should not be able to see it.I took out a few banknotes from my pocket, distributed them to three of them, lowered my voice and said furtively, "It's a holiday today, I'll give you a red envelope. I gave it to you secretly, don't say it."

Counting at night: "Wow, ten taels? That's a lot!"

I thought deeply: This is the limit amount I can control myself to lower, and there is no way less.

Qi Qi pinched the silver ticket and said, "Isn't that too much? This is enough to buy two and a half of me..."

When Ye Xiao heard about it, he immediately ran out proudly: "Hahahaha, you are really cheap, I am worth 2000 taels! It's not that bad!"

Qiqi said angrily: "You say I'm cheap again! How can there be someone who can't speak like you?!"

I remembered that when we first met, I also teased her for being cheap, and felt deeply ashamed, so I really wanted to comfort her, and hurriedly pointed to Ye Tan in the distance: "By the way, Qiqi, do you know how much Ye Tan costs?"

Qi Qi shook her head and said, "Brother Night Tan must be very expensive."

I urged: "Just guess."

Qi Qi bowed her head and thought for a while, then said: "If I were the owner of Brother Ye Tan, no matter how much money others gave me, I would not sell it."

……

I was stunned: "Sila, when did you two have such a good relationship?!"

Qiqi was furious: "Brother Yetan would buy vegetables, wash and chop firewood every morning before I woke up, and then go to practice swords. At noon, he would help me wash clothes and dry quilts. I don't know how many things I have done! It's not like you! The three cripples only eat and sleep."

Ye Xiao and I bowed our heads in shame.

Oh no, I am indeed a useless person whose meridians have been cut off and the sea of ​​energy is empty. I have nothing to be ashamed of.

Then he forcibly returned to the topic again: "Cough, no, it only cost one or two to buy Night Tales."

Qiqi: "Ah?!"

Me: "Because he was disabled by the previous owner at that time, he was discounted and free of charge. This one or two is still not his price, but a handling fee."

Qiqi was stunned for a while, then suddenly flew into a rage, and stepped on my shoe fiercely: "Brother Night Tan must be very sad about this kind of thing! You still make fun of this! You are too much!!"

Ye Tan hurriedly picked up Qiqi and carried it away: "Don't be unreasonable to the master."

Qiqi bit her lower lip with a crying expression on her face, and Ye Tan also panicked: "Don't cry first. I don't mind this matter... It's all because of this that I am the luckiest thing to be able to serve the master."

Me: "That's right, I was very poor at the time, and I only had one or two taels of silver. The handling fee for night travel would be half a penny more, so I wouldn't be able to find Ah Tan."

Only then did Qiqi's expression stabilize, and I said earnestly, "So, Qiqi, you're not the cheapest one in the garden, so you can see that your worth doesn't mean much. Right, Ah Tan?"

Ye Tan was half-kneeling on the ground to pat the dirt on the toe of my shoe that Qiqi rubbed against, and replied without raising her head, "Yes."

Ye Tan Mingming is always silent, but it turns out that everyone likes him so much, even Qiqi, who is mad at us every day, protects him. It's a bit miraculous. How did he do it?

I hurriedly pulled him up: "Don't worry about it, let's go."

I remembered that this was the first time I had heard about Ye Xiao's worth, so I asked casually, "By the way, what about Ye Lan?"

"...Two thousand and three." Ye Xiao was suddenly discouraged.

I exclaimed, "Hey, you are actually cheaper than him."

"I can't help it, because he has a very good record. I don't know how many times he won the first place in the trial field. If he is not stupid, he should be able to score 4000 taels." Ye Xiao raised his eyes and looked at Ye Lan, his tone was very low, Ye Lan Looking back at him blankly, it seemed that he didn't understand why he was sad. I was about to comfort the poor couple when Ye Xiao suddenly laughed and said, "But the boss just brought a total of more than 4000 taels that day, hahahaha, fortunately this guy is stupid , or you won’t be able to afford it that day.”

"Although I'm expensive, it's the first time I've touched so much money." Ye Xiao waved his hand proudly, "Come on, I'll treat you, and I'll take you to eat delicious food and drink spicy food."

Night Tale: "Don't walk in front of the master."

Supper: "Oh. I'm sorry."

My dignity is saved by night stories.