Life Going Wild With Plug-ins

The auction is held at dusk, with competitions and performances in the afternoon, and a banquet at noon.In the center of the lake is an exquisite bamboo house with bright lights on all sides. Hundreds of people attended the meeting, and all of them ate separately.

There are "long admiration" and "fortunate meeting" in my ears, just like a social party.

I probably guessed that the usual behavior might not be in line with the current etiquette, so I didn't let Ye Tan feed me. Apart from serving me vegetables occasionally, I felt that I didn't have much to do.

Everyone didn't eat a few mouthfuls, and started running around with wine bottles, talking freely.Not long after, someone glanced at the two of us frequently and whispered.

The guests at the banquet are all handsome and unrestrained young men, who have the posture of a martial artist, but also have the fragrance of Confucian scrolls and ink, and also have the graceful appearance of aristocrats. .

Although Ye Tan's appearance is not bad, but after all, his cultivation base is shallow now, so it is inevitable that people will despise him, especially the little rubbing around his waist... Bah, the big sword is even more attention-grabbing.

Although I didn't care, I was afraid that Ye Tan would have a grudge, so I peeked sideways and saw that he was concentrating on the grilled fish in his hand, completely ignoring the mocking gazes around him.Think about it too, my shadow guard, how can I be so relieved...

Alas, I can't be happy.

Seeing me looking at him, Ye Tan immediately misunderstood me and put the thorny fish from his own bowl into my porcelain cup.

I hurriedly said, "Oh, that's not what I meant..."

Night Tan: "Aren't you going to eat?"

I eat."

Is there anything harder in this world than eating fish?

No.

I'm self-conscious and low-key, but apparently someone else thinks otherwise.Someone approached slowly with a bowl of hibiscus soup, and said with a smile, "Oh, my hands are slippery." It splashed down.Now I have the powerful inner breath as the base, although my eyes and ears are clear, but my body is more sluggish in comparison, so I can't avoid it naturally, watching the surrounding area of ​​Night Tan, the soup is sprinkled on the ends of his hair and the whole body. shoulders.

What does this mean?

I'm more confused than annoyed.

"You know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade." Furongtang looked sideways at Ye Tan and said with a smile, "Brother Tai has a habit of the south wind, which is understandable, but I warn you two, in order not to insult the reputation of today's famous sword, bring it with you early. Get out of here, your little boy."

Ye Tan suddenly became very hostile and pulled me behind me.

I became more and more confused.I feel that today is very well-behaved, not to mention that there are young masters who are teasing and drinking with girls who are hugging soft fragrance and gentle jade, so why come to us alone?

I asked honestly: "There are cuddling people over there, why are they targeting us?"

Furong Tang said angrily: "Can you do the same?!"

I was full of question marks: "Is it different???"

The person on the other side was so furious that I couldn't speak. I'm used to introspection, so I took the opportunity to think about it. The difference may be that the two of us look too frustrated, which is far below the average of the crowd.

Are you kidding me, the Chuangshi God has [-] cultivation bases, and he is still very capable of fighting, but it looks rather frustrating.

Thinking of this, I gently pushed Ye Tan to the side, lifted my right hand from under the desk, and watched me lift the table to reveal my hand.

I controlled my strength and only bet five points. I lifted it slightly, smiled charmingly, and said viciously: "My aim has never been good. You might as well say..."

The whole table was broken.

Lobby roof.

follow.

fly together.

There were more than a hundred people in the meeting. Suddenly, the top of their heads felt cold, and they were exposed to the clear sky for thousands of miles. They were as quiet as chickens for an instant.

"...one more time." I just finished the half-line.

Counting the last time I smashed the sparrow and smashed it crookedly, I found that my aim is really not good.

The roof flew several times in the air, and exploded into countless fragments, which fell down one after another. The bamboo joints were sharply broken, like spears and arrows.

If they were to be stabbed, the consequences would be unimaginable. The elegant guests who were still enjoying talking and laughing just now scattered and fled in all directions, jumping into the lake to seek refuge.

Ye Tan hugged me by the waist and wanted to jump down. I was so scared that my face turned pale. He quickly reacted and said, "You don't know how to swim?"

Before he could answer, he quickly kicked a few tables and desks stacked up like a solid shield, rolling and pulling on the spot, and firmly imprisoned me in his arms, and there were exclamations and cracking sounds one after another in his ears.

I was still in shock, wishing I could curl up into a ball in his arms, and I had to secretly praise Ye Tan for his dexterity.Of course he doesn't know, with my blood value of ten drops of blood, jumping down will never return.To him, he may just be worried that I will feel uncomfortable if I choke on the water, but to me, it is a matter of life and death.

After the sound of the impact stopped, Ye Tan lifted the table and helped me up. The bamboo house in Linshui was in a mess and dilapidated. Everyone was rubbing mud and dripping water on the bank like a drowned chicken. The servants of the owner were still struggling to salvage the guests who could not swim. It was really bleak. extreme.

Everyone was covered in mud and algae, half black and half green, sometimes with a white lotus on their top. Only Ye Tan and I stood among them, stared at as if on pins and needles.

Yang Qingzhou, who came over after hearing the news, was in shock and stared blankly at Ye Tan and me.

I said in embarrassment, "slip, impolite, impolite."

If Night Tan's nickname in the Jianghu world is the back-to-back man.

I'm probably just a skater.

Yang Qingzhou couldn't tell the cause of the incident, so he didn't dare to judge rashly. First, he sent everyone back to freshen up according to the host's hospitality etiquette, and then I pretended nothing happened and dragged Ye Tan to shut up and run away.

Ye Tan had just been drenched with hibiscus soup, so he took off his shirt on his own initiative, only to find that his neck was burned red.

"It's so hot?" I said angrily, "How can you keep silent!"

Ye Tan only said: "Not hot."

I was even more angry: "I never lied to you, is this how you repay me?"

Night Tan dared not answer.

I said, "Give you another chance."

"...a little bit hot." Ye Tan reassured repeatedly, "Really. Really just a little bit..."

I put a cold towel on it, pressed it lightly, and muttered, "If I had known, I should have turned my desk in his face."

"You will die." Ye Tan reminded lightly.

"Right."

Fearing that he would catch a cold, I put on a coat and wrapped it up, and then I remembered the words of the man who poured the soup before.

"Ah Tan, why did that person find trouble with us?" I wondered, "The person said that we are different. What is the difference?"

Ye Tan hesitated for a rare moment before saying: "Because both the master and the subordinates are men."

"Is it because of gender?" I was surprised.

Night Tan nodded.

To be honest, I don't have any concept of gender. It's something that can be changed. I don't know what to care about?

"I can be a woman." I don't think it's difficult.

Ye Tan was shocked: "Master, what nonsense are you talking about!"

I said again: "Oh, then I can also make Ah Tan a woman." Although it is something after obtaining administrator privileges, it is not impossible.

Ye Tan stammered even more frightened: "No no no no need!!"

I observed carefully for a while, and deduced that his refusal should be true, not being polite to me.

Seeing that he refused to settle the matter, I had no choice but to ask again: "What are the things that can't be done between men?"

"...just...just, a lot of things." Ye Tan faltered, "It's normal between men and women, but between men... it's not very good."

"You mean...feeding, hugging, supporting, lying on the same bed, etc.?" I asked patiently.

Ye Tan said in embarrassment: "It's almost... there are also some other things."

"What will happen if I do it? Will something happen? Will I die?" Seeing him serious, I asked nervously.

Ye Tan immediately said: "That's not possible."

I was a little confused: "Isn't that what you can do?"

Ye Tan looked at me and his eyes twitched, as if I had said something shocking, his expression was a little bright for some reason.

"It's not the same." He said, "If one day you have... a woman you like, and you do these things with her, you will feel different."

"Oh." I nodded, deeply feeling that there are still many things to learn, "Then try another day."

Ye Tan closed his eyes and said yes, and the color in his ears gradually faded away.