Bungo Stray Dog is now a boyfriend

What is the way of getting along with each other? Dazai's unbeatable personality is also uncoordinated, and most importantly, is Chuya's personality really willing to be inferior to others?

"Sister Hongye, what's the matter?" Zhong also turned around and looked at Hongye in surprise. Since morning, he felt that sister Hongye was staring at him.

"It's nothing." Hongye hurriedly looked away. How could she tell Chuya that she was observing Chuya just now? Now it seems that Chuya has no signs of suffering. She is very curious about what is going on under Chuya's clothes. Dazai has always Neither are gentle men.

A woman's intuition has always been accurate, and Hongye's worries are never unreasonable.

"Osamu Dazai, don't push yourself!"

"Chuya, why don't you put a stamp on it..."

"Don't come over, get out!"

The next day, Hongye was unlucky to see the red hickey on Nakaya's neck, Dazai, this bastard, was definitely showing off!

Dazai didn't enjoy the life of a husband and wife living in Nakaya's house for a long time, just two years.

The 20-year-old Dazai received the news that the farming chief asked him to report to his new work unit. The Armed Detective Agency, an armed organization that gathers all kinds of supernatural beings, specializes in handling some unclear and troublesome matters.

It was also there that Dazai met his new partner, Kunikida Doppo.

On the first night when Dazai started to finish work, Chuya saw Dazai smiling brightly on the sofa.

"Dazai, how is the new work unit?" Nakaya sat next to Dazai and asked curiously.

"Zhongye, I have a new love."

Explosive news, Chuya has gotten used to Dazai's volatile personality.

"Tell me, this time you hooked up with the lady from that convenience store again?"

"This time it's true," Dazai said with an extremely serious expression, "I'm officially revoking your partner position now, I have a new partner."

"Oh? This is the new love you mentioned?" Zhong Ye raised his eyebrows and asked, did he arrange a beautiful partner for him?

"Not only that, but there are many beautiful girls in my new work unit. I really don't know how much more interesting it is than the previous work!"

"Then why don't you hurry up and go find your beautiful young lady?"

The Armed Detective Agency, Dazai's new work unit, knew about it when Dazai was doing the test arranged by the Special Ability Section of the shit.

Although there are some conflicts between the Armed Detective Agency and the port mafia, it is not an absolute hostile relationship, and it is a good choice for Dazai to go there.

"Chuya, you ruthless heartbreaker!" Dazai covered his chest with his hands in a heartbroken look, as if he was about to die due to excessive heartache in the next moment.

"Hey, you were the one who said you had a new love first!" Zhongya slammed his hat on Dazai's head, and the villain first complained that this skill had been perfected by Dazai.

Not only that, Zhong also discovered that there was a strange book in Dazai's hands at some point - "Complete Suicide Manual", and he didn't know which antique dealer Dazai bought such an anti-human book.

Dazai started to go back to his old ways again. He read the book with great pleasure every day, and tried to achieve a completely painless death according to the above method. Chuya drove this evil spirit out of the house in a fit of anger. Anyway, the Armed Detective Agency also provided him with Is it the dormitory? Hurry up and let this bastard go away and stop being a monster by his side.

As a result, just two nights later, this guy came back shyly.

In the middle of the night, he sneaked up on his bed and hid his breath so perfectly. Except for Dazai, he couldn't find another one like this.

"Get out." Zhongya slapped away the claw that was sticking into his clothes. This guy must have touched his bedroom as soon as he entered the door. There was a chill in his body, and he felt like there was a piece of ice stuck behind him. .

Unwillingly, Dazai leaned his head on Chuya's back, "Chuya, there is a woman living in my dormitory."

"That's really congratulations."

"I also saw that woman wearing only close-fitting clothes, she was super sexy, and I even put my coat on her." Dazai bit Chuya's shoulder through the clothes, "Aren't Chuya jealous? "

"Then why are you coming back!"

Nakaya turned over and pressed Dazai under him, since that woman is so beautiful and Dazai likes it so much, it shouldn't be difficult to trick her into bed with Dazai's method.

"Seeing you are jealous," Dazai relaxed completely, "My Chuya, how are you going to punish me for my infidelity?"

"Punish you to sleep on the sofa tonight." Zhong Ye pointed to the living room outside the door, his smile was full of innocence that was far from his real identity.

"It's so uncreative, how about..." Dazai pinched his thigh unexpectedly, and countered Chuya in his own encirclement with lightning speed, "How about making it comfortable for the little one to serve the cadres tonight?"

I've been with Chuya for two years, and I'm afraid there is nothing about this former partner that Dazai is not familiar with, and Chuya's character like a boiled duck, Dazai successfully sleeps with his ex-partner, without letting Chuya put I rushed to sleep on the sofa by myself, who told me that I was a technical streamer, or a very skilled one, and if I want to talk about lust, the middle one on the bed is even more lustful.

"That woman will die." Dazai said softly, combing the hair of his former partner in his arms slowly.

"So what?"

"Nothing."

Ms. Sasaki, Cangzhi's apostle, the person who killed her was a boy from Liuzang. For that boring sense of justice, Dazai silently looked at Kunikida Doppo standing in front of Sasaki's grave. sword.

Ms. Sasaki's vision is indeed very accurate. As a typical idealist, Kunikida Doppo has always thought that somewhere in the world, there must be an ideal and correct world. Unfortunately, it is impossible.

However, it is precisely because of the existence of people like Kunikida Doppo that the world has become less boring. I am afraid that he will be the next president of the detective agency, but he still needs to practice.

Dazai has successfully crowned himself the king of death in the two years since he joined the Armed Detective Agency.

"Kunikida-kun, this police officer invited you to the Metropolitan Police Department to talk about your deliberate sabotage of the city environment yesterday." Dazai smiled and introduced the identity of the visitor to Kunikida.

"You were the one who poured gasoline on you yesterday and wanted to fuck yourself!"

Kunikida really doesn't know how stupid Dazai is to mistakenly pour glycerin on himself as gasoline. Although it did divert the public's attention at the time, but in this way, the complaint number of the detective agency will be blown up again. This broom star!

"But I said Kunikida-kun instigated it."

"Bastard, you wait for me!" Kunikida threatened viciously before leaving, and when he turned to face the police, he changed into an apologetic expression, changing his face so quickly that even Dazai couldn't match it.

"Kunikida-kun go early and come back early!" Dazai waved the pink handkerchief that he stole from no one knows where, meanly, in Kunikida's direction.

"Dazai, do you have time to go shopping with me?"

The person who spoke was the doctor of the Armed Detective Agency—Yoshino Akiko, who is a very rare person with healing abilities, but the requirement for the ability to activate is to bring the other party to a near-death state.

"An invitation from a beautiful woman is really rare, and I am of course willing to help you." Dazai immediately put on his coat and helped Dr. Xie Ye open the door of the detective agency.

"It's still you, a junior who is considerate, not like them," Yu Xie Ye glanced under the table and inside the cabinet with disdain, "Slacker."

"As a junior, this is what you should do." Dazai showed a gentlemanly smile, "Especially helping a goddess like you who combines beauty and ability."

After the door of the detective agency was closed again, Tanizaki Junichiro crawled out from under the table tremblingly.

"Mr. Ranpo, is it really okay to do this?"

"Otherwise, being used as a free labor force by that woman? I'm a well-known detective, how can I be a bag-carrying boy?" He came out of the cabinet slowly, with a lollipop in his mouth.

"Actually, Mr. Dazai is really good to Dr. Yosano," Junichiro Tanizaki said while sorting out the report on the table, "Do you think it's because Mr. Dazai wants to pursue Dr. Yosano?"

Tanizaki Junichiro joined the detective agency for some time, Dazai is a daily cheat Kunikida, occasionally cheat himself, whimsical trick Kenji Miyazawa, even Mr. Ranpo has fallen into his routine, that is, with Dr. Yosano, Dazai almost always treats each other with courtesy, and never has any wrong thoughts. If he is afraid of offending people, the supernatural power of Dr. Xie Ye has no effect on him at all.Does Dazai like the one with Yosano?

"Impossible," Ranpo sat on Kunikida's chair carelessly, "Tanizaki, everyone has something they want to protect, and Dazai is probably no exception. Yosano's ability is very useful, I'm afraid He's thinking of something else."

"You mean, Dazai has a lover and didn't tell us?" Tanizaki Junichiro asked in surprise, if that's true, Mr. Dazai is hiding too much.

"Dazai... who knows, it's not uncommon for him to have dozens of ex-girlfriends with his personality," Ranpo said in a rare tone of affirmation, "But, one day, we will know about him .”

Mr. Dazai must be hiding a secret. No one knows what his job was before he joined the Armed Detective Agency, and his resume is also blank, so that it is now guessed that his last job bonus has reached hundreds of thousands, but it is a pity that he has not yet People can get this high bonus.

Mr. Dazai, such an excellent investigator, cannot be the kind of unknown person, Junichiro Tanizaki sighed helplessly.I'm afraid we have to wait until Mr. Dazai himself speaks.

"Anyway, don't think so much," Luanbu bit the only lollipop left, "As long as I'm good, everything is fine, help me get the biscuits on Dazai's table." However, he will not pose a threat to the Armed Detective Agency, otherwise, he would not appear here.

"Dazai, what do you mean?" Chuya said holding the money in his hand.

"My salary, it's rare that I didn't lose it inexplicably this time, so I leave it to you."

"Huh?" Zhong also looked at the pitiful money in his hands inexplicably, he couldn't even afford a bottle of red wine in his wine cabinet, "keep it for yourself and buy bandages."

Chuya threw the money back to Dazai, he was not poor enough to ask for money from Dazai.

Dazai looked at his rich lover speechlessly, this is the rhythm of taking care of him thoroughly.

"I don't care, I'm going to use my money to prostitute Chuya Nakahara, the top player in Yokohama."

Dazai slapped the money on the table like a local rich man, as if he would never let it go if he didn't meet someone tonight.

"Osamu Dazai, be careful with what you say, do you want to be beaten again?" Chuya gestured at Dazai with a dagger, "Is it just you whore me? It's no use selling you."

"Chuya, you say that, I feel like I'm going to get rich," Dazai hugged Chuya in his arms, "It's really a lot of money."

"Dazai, why are you crazy, let me down!"

"Zhongye, why didn't you tell me that you were going to the west to quell the rebellion?" As for Zhongye's business trip this time, he would definitely not come back within half a year.

"It's not too late..." Before he finished speaking, Dazai stopped Chuya who wanted to continue explaining.

"If you lie, you will be punished."

It is rare to see Dazai angry, and he was honored to win the jackpot tonight, and the next morning he had two dark circles under his eyes and almost missed the time, this beast!Zhong also touched the bandage that Dazai had wrapped around his neck for him, hypocritical bastard!

As expected, Chuya had been on this business trip for half a year. When he came back, the first news he heard was that the traitor Osamu Dazai had been imprisoned in the port mafia dungeon.

This is the surprise that Dazai gave him?

This guy is really tired of living!

In the dungeon, of course, Dazai was beaten violently. The first was his apprentice Akutagawa, and the second was his former partner and lover Chuya.

Tiger?Dunjun?

It was also the first time I heard this name, so why did Dazai sneak into the dungeon this time?

night.

"Chuya!" Dazai complained to Chuya while wrapping a bandage on himself, "Look at the Akutagawa you brought out, violent, self-righteous, and unbelievably weak!"

"Dead Qingmao, figure it out, Akutagawa was picked up by you!" Zhong Ye scolded angrily, "You pick up things indiscriminately, and throw things indiscriminately, who are you to blame!"

"The later stage of Akutagawa was cultivated by you alone! Look, every time you perform a mission, you don't even need to think about it, and you don't even know how to protect yourself!"

"Akutagawa is now a guerrilla unit directly under the leader. If he has the ability to say these things to Mr. Mori," Chuya gloated at Dazai's collapsed face, "I will do my best to train Akutagawa."

Chuya, who came back from a business trip, still allowed Dazai, a poor man, to bother him. He said that Dazai has been getting more and more shameless recently. When he dealt with Lovecraft last time, Chuya also launched a filth. Dazai left him alone in the wild , Thinking about it later, Dazai, as a member of the Armed Detective Agency, really shouldn't appear in the sight of the port mafia.

However, I am still upset.

Later, the port mafia and the armed detective agency entered a period of relative peace. Dazai harassed Chuya even more blatantly. Atsushi couldn't help but sweat for Dazai when he saw it. He dared to challenge the endurance of the port mafia cadres. Yes, Mr. Dazai is the only one.

Zhong also received a mission to go to Hokkaido on business again, but the content of this business trip is to send blessings to Miss Saeki who is about to get married. As a long-term cooperative organization with the port mafia, the scavengers still have to talk about etiquette. I have been to Sapporo, Hokkaido before, and this time it is also a meeting with old friends.

"Dead mackerel, you're making your own decisions again!"

Zhong didn't expect that Dazai's news was so well-informed. As soon as the leader of the front foot informed him to go to Sapporo, Dazai made a reservation for a hotel in Otaru in advance.

The leader only gave him three days, and he just ran back and forth between Yokohama and Sapporo, how did he come and accompany Dazai to Otaru!

"Recently, the armed detective agency and the port mafia have nothing important to do," Dazai softly comforted Chuya, who was exploding, "Speaking of which, we haven't traveled since we got together, but Hokkaido is an important place where our relationship has changed. ah."

"What are you talking about, I don't have time to mess around with you!" Nakaya broke away from Dazai's arms, "I'm going to go by myself!"

"Chuya, don't you want to admit that you were tempted when you were in Sapporo?" Dazai asked quietly, but he remembered quite clearly that Chuya hugged himself immediately after waking up from the dreamland, and still There are words that I also said to myself in the night of the blizzard.

"Dazai, there is a limit to being passionate. How much do you think I liked you at that time?" Chuya looked away awkwardly. At that time, he was only bewitched by that illusion.

"Hey, Chuya, don't you really care that much?" Dazai put on his coat and walked towards the door, "I'm leaving home!"

"Get out now!"

"Aren't you afraid that I will die casually?"

"If you want to die, hurry up and die outside, don't get in the way here!"

With a bang, the door was closed, and Dazai disappeared.

Chuya sat on the sofa and thought about it quietly for a while, maybe he was too much this time, and his attitude towards Dazai was not particularly good these two days.

Alas, admit defeat.

Zhong also dialed the leader's phone number.

"Boss, I want to extend my business trip...Okay, I understand...Thank you, Boss."

Just after making the call, there was a message on Chuya's mobile phone, which was Ms. Inoue's izakaya, but unfortunately things have changed now.

Dead mackerel, you already guessed everything, didn't you?

Nakaya actually knew Dazai's intention to go to Otaru, and he had no reason to refuse Dazai.

Zhong also resignedly took the motorcycle key and left the house.

"That's right, it's too much, obviously a grumpy slug, an arrogant little man,