Bungo Stray Dog is now a boyfriend

"What is in the bandage monster's USB flash drive?" Zhong also opened the USB flash drive with curiosity.

Sure enough, if Dazai doesn’t make a move, it’s enough. Once he makes a move, he will be the number one scourge. New Year’s gift, this is the rhythm for him to open his eyes. The content in it is much more restrictive than late-night dramas. It reminded him of the night when Mr. K was captured.

It is not a strange thing for men to exchange such resources with each other, but when it comes to Dazai, it is weird no matter how you look at it.

Chuuya stared at the computer screen and fell into deep thought, what is the purpose of Dazai doing this?That guy is a full-fledged playboy, and he never lacks women around him. This is mocking him for being too unpopular with women, so he can only watch pornographic movies to chat.Consolation?Sure enough, his intentions were vicious, and Chuya decisively turned off the video. The man's panting and the woman's screaming made him extremely tired.

There are also two folders that attracted Zhongye's attention. One is called Don't Look, and the other is called Don't Look. Zhongye didn't believe this evil, so he directly clicked on the folder named Don't Look

Zhong also regretted it. Dazai’s routines are always hard to guard against. In the video, the two men are working hard on the bed, and their voices are louder than the woman’s just now. Uncomfortably touching his neck.

The name of the file that you mustn't look at came into Nakaya's eyes again, Nakaya still resolutely opened the folder, this time to see what tricks Dazai can play.

In the video, two elephants are having sex.matching scene.

"Damn Dazai!" Nakaya slammed on the computer, which was a great irony for him being single now!

Three days later, Zhong also appeared in front of Mr. Murakami's bookstore. The purpose was not for the few candies that Dazai said, but to pay back Dazai by buying a few books from Mr. Murakami's bookstore. Books about girlfriend contracting a strange disease.

Suddenly, Chuya's shoulder was patted vigorously.

"Hey, Xiao Zhongye, I guessed correctly, you really came here to receive candy, by the way, do you like my gift?"

Nakaya looked back and saw Dazai's unbeaten face.

"Bandage bastard, you are very thoughtful!" Zhong also picked up a book and threw it at Dazai.

Dazai raised his hand to catch the book, fortunately, it was a fashion magazine, and it was not very lethal, "Of course, after all, I don't know Chuya's taste, so the video selection is a bit more comprehensive, but it's a pity that the special effects of humans and animals are made It's too bad, I didn't copy it to a USB flash drive, if Chuya wants it, I can..."

Before he could finish speaking, Chuya picked up the Oxford English Dictionary and threw it at Dazai.

Dazai hastily bent down to dodge it, being hit by this is no joke.

Seeing this scene, Murakami couldn't help but run between Dazai and Nakaya. His small bookstore business can't stand the toss of the two big bosses.

"The two of you should let my bookstore go. My clerk is distributing candies outside, and you can take whatever you want."

Dazai Chaozhong also smiled provocatively, "Xiao Zhongya, what about you, if you don't go to pick it up, it will be gone if it is too late."

"Dazai, go out and fight if you have the ability. If I don't beat you until you can't get up, I won't be a quasi-cadre of the port mafia!" Nakaya grabbed Dazai by his tie like a dog and dragged Dazai out of the bookstore, "Duel Come on, green mackerel!"

Dazai frowned and straightened his tie, fighting with Chuya, what a joke!

"The color of the sea over there is really nice, it's perfect for jumping into the water and committing suicide!" Dazai rushed towards the seaside as if he had discovered a new land.

Seeing this strange scene, Murakami finally understood why Chuya always fights against Dazai. This kind of jumping thinking is simply terrifying.

Murakami was worried about Dazai and followed him.That is a subordinate that the leader attaches great importance to, and He Zhong is also a quasi-cadre of the port mafia. If he really drowns, he will not be able to afford it.

"Chuya, Dazai really jumped down!" Murakami shouted.

"Leave him alone, he danced by himself, let him die!" Nakaya didn't even look at Dazai.

"Chuya, Dazai's side is already bubbling!"

"When it floats up and does not move, report to me, and I will salvage it myself."

"Chuya, Dazai seems to be really quiet." Murakami pointed to the calm sea.

"What, this idiot is sinking to the bottom!" Zhong Ye anxiously looked at the empty sea, he couldn't really drown.

Nakaya handed the hat to Murakami, jumped down, and soon found Dazai who had lost consciousness in the water, "The bandage accessory that doesn't worry!"

Chuya threw Dazai on the shore, and the human disqualification ability was still in effect, this guy still has his breath.

"Dead mackerel, wake up!" Nakaya kicked Dazai like he was kicking a dead fish.

"Chuya, Dazai seems to be drowning and needs first aid." Murakami reminded him that the reason why he didn't save Dazai before was because he was not good at water. He had drowned before, and Dazai's current state is very similar to drowning .

"Okay, I'll be in charge of chest compressions, and you'll be in charge of giving him mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration." Chuya stretched out his hand to press Dazai's chest, and Dazai suddenly sprayed water on Chuya's clothes.

"Vicious little dwarf, do you want to crush me to death or do you want the uncle to take away my first kiss!" Dazai sat up with difficulty and said.

"After you reminded me, I thought it would be nice to take the opportunity to kill you just now, and do you still have a first kiss as a pervert?" Zhong also twisted his drenched cuffs.

"Well... this is really gone," Dazai stared at Chuya and said, "But this is not a reason for you to ask Murakami-san to give me artificial respiration!"

Nakaya glanced at the drowned Dazai, and smiled mockingly, "Now there is no pretty lady here to give you artificial respiration."

Dazai lowered his head in frustration, "Is Chuka an idiot too?"

Nakaya ignored Dazai, turned to Murakami and said, "I'm causing you trouble today, I won't take your candy, Dazai bastard let him freeze to death here is also good, don't worry about him."

After speaking, he left this place, what happened to Dazai's inexplicably lost look just now, obviously he has already caught this bastard, and pretended to be half dead to show someone.

"Mr. Murakami, are you an idiot?" The temperature in Yokohama in winter is still very low, especially when Dazai has just been fished out of the sea, and his wet clothes cling to his skin, it is really uncomfortable.

"This... is also the most outstanding mafia quasi-cadre I've ever seen." Murakami pulled Dazai up, intending to let him go into the bookstore to have a rest. The young man's complexion looks quite bad, so don't catch a cold.

"Mr. Murakami has a good eye for seeing people, but let me tell you, Chuya is really an idiot slower than a snail." Dazai followed Murakami into the bookstore and planned to dry his clothes first.

Murakami's daughter Xiaohe went to the bookstore to find his father around noon, planning to go home with him.

Although she had experienced an unpleasant hijacking incident before, as time went by, she began to gradually forget what happened that day. Only the beautiful boy in the black hat remained imprinted in her mind.

She ignored her father's warning and went in and out of the bookstore several times, also hoping to meet that boy, but the boy never appeared in the bookstore again, instead she often saw Dazai reading in the bookstore.

"Xiaohe, I like the book you recommended before." Dazai waved his hand at Xiaohe and said.

Xiaohe didn't expect to bring Dazai to his father's bookstore today, and nodded to Dazai with a smile, "I got the No.2 in the class in the final exam this time!"

"Is that so, congratulations." Dazai turned the pages of the book, and the content of the book happened to be exactly what Chuya was looking for just now.

Xiaohe quietly leaned into Dazai's ear and whispered: "Brother Dazai, the teacher praised me for making great progress this time. As long as I work a little harder, I can be admitted to the University of Tokyo. If this is the case, Zhongzhong will not take me seriously." A glance?"

"Of course, didn't I tell you that Chuya's favorite is a good girl with excellent academic performance? Come on!" Dazai also echoed in a low voice.

Murakami watched Dazai and Xiaohe whispering. It was not the first time he saw such a thing, but every time Dazai and Xiaohe met, Xiaohe's grades improved by leaps and bounds. It turned out that Xiaohe was only in the middle and lower reaches of the class. Gradually he became a good student in the eyes of the teacher who hit a key university.

Xiaohe's progress has a lot to do with Dazai, but is it really good for Xiaohe to get so close to the main members of the mafia?

Dazai's voice interrupted Murakami's thoughts.

"Mr. Murakami, Xiaohe is really smart, and he will definitely find his own happiness in the future."

"Where, thank you for encouraging Xiaohe so many times."

Murakami said cautiously, Dazai usually doesn't have a good reputation, so don't let him set his mind on his daughter.

Dazai suddenly laughed heartily like a child, "Mr. Murakami is overthinking, Xiaohe is a child living in a bright world, and he will be in the future. The University of Tokyo is a good school. Xiaohe will definitely be admitted. You and Xiaohe Hurry up and go home for dinner, I won't bother you here."

Dazai got up and put on his dry coat, and slowly walked out of Mr. Murakami's bookstore.

"By the way, I don't want Chuya to see the books I just put on the table if he comes." Dazai walked to the door and said back.

The author has something to say: Familiar gift stalks, life is endless, and death is endless.

The right way to deal with potential rivals?Look at Dazai Dazai, a few words fooled Xiaohe to go to Tokyo to go to college, although Yokohama is not far from Tokyo, at least he was sent away by Quiet Mimi...

Dazai drowned, what to do?I also like the big brother's first aid method.

The first kiss, long gone, who was it for?

Chapter: ☆, Chapter 39

In the days that followed, Dazai never saw Chuya again, and only after calling Chuya did he find out that he was sent by the leader to Okinawa to perform a mission, and it might take some time before he could return to Yokohama.

"Odasaku, Ango, what a coincidence, we meet again."

The familiar lupine bar, familiar drinking buddies, and Dazai's familiar voice.

Oda Sakunosuke vacated a seat for Dazai and asked him to sit down, "Why, Dazai, don't you have to work overtime tonight?"

"Odasaku, do I look that much like a model worker?" Dazai teased.

"Of course not. I've smelled you from afar." Ango Sakaguchi raised his glasses and complained.

Dazai brushed the hair on his forehead casually: "Ango, you single dog will never understand that this is the smell of male hormones."

"It sounds like you have a girlfriend." Ango responded, Dazai's virtue is almost the same as that of a male peacock with its tail open.

Oda Sakunosuke patted Ango on the shoulder, "Ango, Dazai's relationship with the opposite sex is indeed the best among the three of us.

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"Unfortunately, the recent girls have problems with their eyesight. How could they fall in love with a bastard who is keen on suicide."

"Because I'm handsome." Dazai replied quite simply and rudely.

At this time, Dazai's cell phone rang suddenly.

Dazai came back after going out to make a phone call with an unhappy expression on his face, "I have to go first, the leader has something to do again, you continue to drink, I will not accompany you."

Q—Hisaku Yumeno lost control, the door lock of the room where Q was held was picked, and Q disappeared.

When Dazai rushed to the headquarters of the Mafia, the entire building was put on alert. Q's ability was found out by the leader a few months ago. Brain Hell, the ability of the mind control department, is something most people with abilities have. The presence of headaches.

Mori Ogai put a lot of effort into Q in order to find out the true face of the Q ability. The torture Q suffered cannot be explained clearly in a few words. Q, who has hatred for the leader, is no different from escaping from the mafia Yu let the tiger go back to the mountain.

Dazai rushed to the room where Q was placed under house arrest. The person in charge of the guard was already dead. It looked like suicide, but few people in this world would strangle themselves to death. Even a suicidal maniac like Dazai would not choose to be so stupid way of death.

"Just wait, Q will come back by himself." Dazai said to Mori Ogai.

"I also thought of this, so this building is strictly guarded now." Mori Ogai looked thoughtfully at the empty room where Q used to live.

"Are you kidding me? The more people here, the more people will die. The leader of Q's ability knows very well that I can deal with him. As for the others, let them get off work when they should."

"Yeah, I let them get off work when it's time to get off work."

Dazai frowned as if remembering something, "How did Q escape?"

Mori Ogai looked at Dazai and smiled gratifiedly, "Dazai, you really deserve to be my subordinate. Everyone in this building is damned. It's time for our company to lay off employees. In recent years, the government, other organizations, foreign There are more and more spies planted here by the Secret Service Division, and there are too many useless people in the organization, Q is a good knife to kill them."

"It's a good knife, but it's also a good knife for killing the leader. Aren't you afraid of accidentally dying in this incident?"

"With Dazai here, you only need to remove Q's ability at critical moments."

"Aren't you afraid that I will take the opportunity to seek power and usurp the throne?" Dazai smiled like a child.

"Now you don't know how to do this kind of thing." Mori Ogai said confidently.

"Okay, let's see if I accidentally kill the leader by not disabling Q's ability in time."

Sure enough, half an hour later, Q walked into the Mafia building with the doll, and he was greeted by fully armed Mafia members.

"Uncles, do you want to play with me?" Q asked while holding a weird doll.

The bullet hit Q's left arm, "It hurts." Q squeezed the puppet in his hand.

hiss-

Soon, the lobby of the port mafia building turned into a scene where members of the organization killed each other, and Dazai watched everything that happened with a blank face.

When Q was left alone in the hall, Dazai and Mori Ogai stepped forward.

"Boss, did I complete my task beautifully this time?" Q's puppet was already stained with blood.

"It's perfect, you are the most unexpected ghost card of the port mafia." Mori Ogai said, looking at the corpses all over the ground.

"The boss is really good at joking," Q pointed at Dazai and said, "Is the real joker soon to be this little brother next to you?".

Dazai reached out and took Q's doll, "No wonder the leader is confident, you are the one who controls the overall movement of the chessboard, if I really take the opportunity to usurp the throne, I'm afraid I will be one of these corpses, it sounds good. "

"I'm afraid Dazai-kun has already guessed it before."

"Guess is close to ten, and congratulations to the leader who is one step closer to dominating Yokohama."

"Dazai, you know I don't want to hear these compliments."

Mori Ogai put away the smile on his face, and used Q to create accidents and eliminate potential threats. This kind of thing is quite cost-effective in terms of the overall interests of the port mafia.

The spy placed undercover in the mafia died innocently during the execution of missions for the mafia. Even if the government or hostile forces investigate, they will only find the legendary Q. Only the leader knows the whereabouts of Q. To deal with those investigators, Sen Ouwai is more than capable.

"The leader has made another deal that is sure to pay no compensation. As for Q, the leader is also optimistic about him. After all, once his ability is activated, it will be indistinguishable from the enemy."

"Of course I know this. Anyone who hurts Q will be cursed to death by his ability. If he wants to be hurt and has no chance, the threat will no longer exist." Mori Ogai pulled Q away nonchalantly. It became the hall of Shura Field.

The next day, when other members of the Mafia cleaned up the corpses, they got the news that these members were attacked overnight by the most terrifying supernatural beings in history, and the whole army was wiped out, and the supernatural beings had been killed by the leader and Taizai Lost.

These words have been confirmed by the leader, and this is the truth.

Lupin Bar, Oda Sakunosuke already knew about the sacrifice of many organization members in the Mafia headquarters building