gender doesn't matter

"No, just ask!" Even if I tell you that I am Xiao Xiaozhi, I won't tell you that I curse you every day.

"Huh?" Zhou Yanan looked curious.Suddenly his teeth bared, and the good baby turned into a bad baby in an instant: "You must be sick!"

"..." Well, just treat me as sick.

Zhou Yanan went to play his game again. After playing for a while, he finally remembered my existence. He stared at the phone without turning his head and asked me: "Do you want to play?" Finally, he emphasized: "It's very fun. of."

I glanced at Zhou Yanan, the corners of my mouth slightly curved, and I pulled out a sly smile, pretending to be very pitiful and said: "But I can't play." The voice was wronged and discouraged.

Hearing my words, Zhou Yanan said without thinking, "I'll teach you."

I turned my face and saw that Zhou Yanan was killing a monster, his fingers were flying on the screen, at that speed... I thought to myself: No wonder I can't kill the monster.

As far as I can't even find that skill anywhere, it's strange to kill monsters.

But it is impossible for me to say this, I still want Zhou Yanan to teach me how to play games, if I say this, he will definitely not teach me.

"Okay." I clicked on the app store, and while downloading the game, I pretended to be pitiful and said, "I haven't played games very much before, and my skills are poor." I will give you a good vaccination first, so as to prevent you from regretting it later.

"..." A villain in my heart groaned heartily.

Sure enough, as I expected, Zhou Yanan stared at the phone without looking up and said, "It's okay, I'll take you." Finally, he boasted a bit to himself: "I promise you will learn it in two days."

"..." Hehe, baby, don't cry after you know I'm Xiaozhi in a while!

"Okay."

I took a look at my phone, the game software is too big, and it has only been downloaded to 73%, and it will take a while.I talked nonsense with Zhou Yanan for a while, saying it was nonsense, but basically I was the only one talking, Zhou Yanan was too busy playing games to talk, whether he could hear me was a problem.

The software is finally downloaded, because the newly installed software needs to be loaded and decompressed for a while. After waiting for a while, I boarded my Xiaozhi.As soon as I boarded, I heard Zhou Yanan's voice behind me: "Download is ready? After downloading, open the game, register and select Telecom District 17." When I said that, I didn't even turn my head, and I played very high.

Looking at the little Xiaozhi standing under the peach blossom tree, who was wearing a colorful colored glass outfit and holding the God-killing sword, I felt timid... I turned my head and glanced at Zhou Yanan, who was playing high - child, how should I tell you , In fact, I am the little Xiaozhi you hate the most.

I feel melancholy!

Before I knew it, my mind wandered away.

Still caught by Zhou Yanan's voice: "Are you ready to register? What's your name? I'll add you as a friend."

My forehead twitched a few times, and finally bit the bullet, opened my mouth and said with a voice like a mosquito, "Zhou Yanan, I'm actually Xiaozhi."

"Ah, I didn't hear what you said." It's strange to hear it while playing so high.

I didn't want to talk about it, but when I thought about it, it took me so much time to upgrade my Xiaozhi to level 48, and that account was given by the game company when I endorsed the game, and there were a lot of diamonds and gold coins in it.If it costs me a lot of money to re-register an account, I'm a poor man.

Thinking of this, my heart beat, and I said decisively: "I am Xiao Xiaozhi."

"What?" The voice rose sharply, sharply.

The hand holding the mobile phone trembled, the blood that was supposed to be added to myself was added to the monster opposite, and the monster who was dying and about to die just now became alive and kicking, Huo Huo swung the big knife at Pet Nan, and Zhou Yanan's remaining 8% His blood volume instantly became 0, and pet Nan had also turned into a lying corpse, lying quietly on the ground.

My heart trembled: It's broken, I touched the tiger's butt.

Sure enough, Zhou Yanan turned his face slowly and looked at me with a livid face, his eyes wished to swallow me alive and take me off the frying pan.

I moved my body subconsciously, smiled awkwardly, touched my nose, and apologized: "I'm sorry." I didn't mean it...but I will never tell you that I did it on purpose.

Zhou Yanan glared at me, threw the phone on the bed, turned around and lay down, her big dark eyes stared quietly at the crystal chandelier on the ceiling, and she said resentfully for a long time: "You killed me again!" Me once."

The voice gritted its teeth.

I shrugged, I'm really sorry this time, but those before...

In fact, I don't like playing games very much, but their boss gave me a few accounts when I endorsed.

I didn't want to play at first, so I gave the account to Ye Xi and the others. Later, seeing Ye Xi playing high, I wanted to try it myself. When I logged in to the game and saw the diamonds and gold coins on it, I almost Blind my aluminum alloy dog ​​eyes, so I threw myself into the arms of the game.

At the beginning, I played with Ye Xi and Zhou Mingyu, but after playing together for a few days, the two of them refused to end up with me. If I follow them with the cheek, they will always find a way to get rid of them... …

Later, Lin Yue patiently played with me, but he was very busy and had no time... Mostly I was alone.

So, as a last resort... I had no choice but to extend my claws to other people, and this pet Nan was one of the first people I harmed...

At that time, the team was about to win, and I was so happy that my hand trembled and the monster-slaying knife directly fell on the main attacker, and then... there was no more.

I was kicked off the team.

I quit the game dejectedly, saw Ye Xi playing the next day, and boarded the game excitedly, joined a team, and unexpectedly met Pet Nan again, and he was also the captain.

I was a little guilty, and I planned to quit the team, but I saw that Pet Nan continued to play without saying anything, and then... Naturally, I made a mistake again, and I made a big mistake. Because of me, the team was wiped out up.

Naturally... I was attacked by a group of people, and the person who scolded me the most was this gentleman named Zhou Yanan in front of me: Open your mouth, you are a pig!Shut up, the thunder has already landed on top of my head. Fortunately, I am wearing colorful glazed clothes, otherwise I would have stopped cooking when the thunder fell.

Of course I didn't live long.

Because in "Feng Mo", as long as someone attacks for three seconds, it will automatically switch to the battle mode, regardless of whether you fight or not, so...

Although I didn't fight, the system has helped me fight, and I started a duel with pet Nan, and the answer goes without saying that pet Nan won.

My poor Xiaozhi was hacked to death with random knives.

This is not the main thing, the main thing is that the bastard here in Pet Nan actually talks about my "brilliant deeds" whenever he sees people.The final result is that I am famous, not because of the dazzling aura of being No.3 on the wealth list... No.1 is Zhou Mingyu, No.2 is Ye Xi, No.3 is me, and No.4 is Lin Yue—— These accounts were all given by the boss of the game company. When they got the accounts, they were full of diamonds and gold coins.

But because of my bad technique, I became a scourge in the 17th district within a few days, and everyone ran away...