Nongmoto Junliang

After school, the two went home together as usual. Nong Lang walked on the road absent-mindedly, stepped on a ball of wool, tripped and staggered, and hit a tree trunk, "Fuck, it hurts me to death."

"Where did you knock?"

"Knock the bird!" Nong Lang shamelessly pointed at his body, "Come on, give me a rub!"

"Knead your uncle!" Xia Yuanche lowered his voice, blushed, and cursed, "You have such a big face!"

The ball of wool on the ground suddenly moved, and let out a low "whimper", both of them were startled, "What the hell?"

Xia Yuanche squatted down, but saw a pair of black eyes shining brightly from the pile of dirty wool, and exclaimed in surprise, "Oh, it's a puppy!"

"Puppy? Is it a stray dog?" Nong Lang also squatted down. This is a little puppy who is only a few months old. Its body is dirty, its fur is knotted, and its ears are drooping obediently, as if it is very hungry. Yes, humming all the time.

"Let's adopt it!" Xia Yuanche scratched the dog's nose with his fingers. The dog's nose was black and flat, very playful.

"Ah? You want to take it home?" Nong Lang frowned.

"Do you think my mother can agree?" Xia Yuanche grinned with a very unbeatable expression.

"Then how to raise it?"

"You raise it!"

"Fuck! Don't raise it!" Although his father will definitely not care about him, he doesn't want to raise a ball of wool either!

"Raise it, don't you think it looks a bit like you? Like your son!" The little peacock smiled harmlessly, and the two little crescents smiled.

"Depend on!"

Of course, in the end, Nong Lang still brought his dog son home, Xia Yuanche was worried, and followed him back to his house.

As soon as he entered his house, he clamored to bathe the ball of wool.

Nong Lang had no choice but to fill the big bathtub of his house with water, and then threw the dumpling into it. The little dumpling immediately jumped up with its limbs and claws, raised its head, and swam happily in the water.

Nong Lang couldn't help but laugh, "Fuck, Tuanzi has swimming skills!"

"Pfft, brother, do you have some common sense? Dogs are born to swim! Dogs lie down!" Xia Yuanche squeezed out a lump of shower gel, spread it evenly on the ball of wool, and rubbed the ball carefully.

Nong Lang sat on the side playing with the water, watching him rub his hair, the bath water gradually turned black, and the little dumpling turned white, except for the nose and eyes, the whole body was snow white, very beautiful.

Xia Yuanche carried the dumpling out of the bathroom, then threw the towel to Nong Lang, "Come on, daddy dumpling, wipe the dumpling, I'll go get something to eat for the little thing."

"Fuck, Tuanzi mother, is that the name of our son?" Isn't the name so embarrassing?

"Why don't you call me Goudaner?" Xia Yuanche turned around and smiled, opened the refrigerator and found a bottle of milk.

"Yeah, let's call it Tuanzi!" Nong Lang slapped his forehead, suddenly remembering the Stephen Chow movie he watched the day before yesterday, "If you have it, let's call it Wangcai! Dorafeng!"

Hearing this name, Tuanzi didn't seem to like it very much. It shook its hair in frustration, and let Nong Lang enjoy the self-service face washing function!

Nong Lang wiped his face and scolded, "Fuck, why are you so good when your mother bathes you?"

Xia Yuanche pondered for a long time, and always felt that the words just now were scolding, so he patted his head with a small porcelain bowl, "You are the fucking mother!"

"Don't you always call me Tuanzi Daddy, don't you become Tuanzi Mom!"

"Come on, Wangcai, don't blame your father for being uneducated, his name is at this level! Let's make peace!" Xia Yuanche put the small porcelain bowl filled with milk in front of him, and grumbled at the puppy's brain. top hair.

Wangcai seemed to be very hungry, and when he saw milk, he was very close, and he licked it up in a short time.

"My dear son, let's drink slowly! Don't overdo it!" After speaking, Nong Lang poured half a bowl of milk into the small porcelain bowl.

Wangcai sucked and sucked and finished eating again, ignoring his father's words at all, and after eating and drinking enough, he wagged his little tail and walked around the ground, completely different from the woolen ball on the side of the road just now.

Now Wangcai has become their new toy. Every day after school, Xia Yuanche would go to Nong Lang's house and start teasing Wangcai after finishing his homework.

Nong Lang sat cross-legged on the sofa in the living room and watched Wangcai biting his slippers and throwing them from one end of the living room to the other.

"Tsk tsk, why do you think your son can be so troublesome? I think it's hereditary. Didn't you do it when you were young?"

He really admired the little peacock's concentration, Wangcai was so tossing, he could always lie on the table and concentrate on doing his homework.

"Get lost, it wasn't born by me! Hey, why didn't you do your homework? Finished it so soon?" Xia Yuanche raised his eyelids curiously, and glanced at Nong Xiaolang.

He dragged one slipper to the desk and sat back on his seat, while the other slipper had been thrown into nowhere by Wangcai.

I saw Xia Yuanche brushing up his homework, serious and dedicated, he was so boring!

I had no choice but to draw little people in the exercise book, one gourd baby, two gourd babies... all the way to draw a whole family, looking at Xia Yuanche's beautiful eyelashes, he felt itchy.

Nong Lang put his feet on Xia Yuanche's legs, and then raised his legs to reach under the tip of his nose.

"Does it smell good?" He asked shamelessly.

"Does your ass hurt?" Classmate Xia said to Nong Lang's feet.

"Aren't you convinced?" Nong Lang shook his feet again.

"Okay!" Xia Yuanche pulled a certain foot that didn't know what to do, and scratched it lightly. He knew that the sole of Nong Lang's foot was his most vulnerable place, "You asked for it!"

Sure enough, Nong Lang laughed and pulled on the chair, struggling for a long time, but he couldn't escape Xia Yuanche's clutches.

"Are you cool?" Xia Yuanche asked triumphantly, and scratched the soles of his feet with his fingers again, "You have so many flaws in your body, how dare you find fault?"

"I... I was wrong! Uncle Xia!" Nong Lang begged for mercy, but Xia Yuanche finally let go.

Nong Lang lay down on the table, stared at Xia Yuanche very comfortably, and asked, "Xiao Che, do you think we will be like this for the rest of our lives?"

Xia Yuanche raised his head, Nong Lang's pupils were shining, he picked up his homework book, slapped it on Nong Lang's face, and said with a serious face, "I want to take the senior high school entrance exam."

When Nong Lang heard this, his head grew dizzy, "Damn! Didn't you say stay in school? Why did it become an experiment again?" He always thought that Xia Yuanche would choose to stay in No. [-] Middle School, after all, No. [-] Middle School's high school It is also one of the best in city B, and it is still worthwhile to work hard to get directly into the city's No. [-] middle school.

But he didn't expect this little peacock to be so arrogant that he would go to the Experimental Middle School, which has the best high school in City B.

Xia Yuanche patted his face indifferently, imitating Nong Lang's tone to himself and said, "Now you know, why don't you hurry up and learn from me! If you don't pass the exam, don't blame me for abandoning you !"

"What! Why are you going to the Experimental Middle School again?" Nong Lang was a little aggrieved.

Xia Yuanche bit his pen, thought for a while, and said, "My dad took me there. There is a tree-lined avenue in the experimental middle school, and both sides of the avenue are full of plane trees. I want to take a walk there every day, and sit under the tree to read and chat. Not bad."

"Okay, then I'll accompany you." Nong Lang smiled and finally immersed himself in the problem. #####