Dual leader, my daughter can't be so good

1. When they met for the first time, Ma Xiaoshun's impression of Luo Xi was that of a dry boy, and Luo Xi's impression of Ma Xiaoshun was that of a foodie.

2. It was only later that Ma Xiaoshun realized that Luo Xi was a boring girl, and it was only then that Luo Xi realized that Ma Xiaoshun was a joker.

3. Both Luo Xi and Ma Xiaoshun are terrible at cooking, but Luo Xi is good at making desserts, while Ma Xiaoshun is better at making pasta.

4. Ma Xiaoshun likes to watch cross talk the most, while Luo Xi prefers to watch brain-burning suspense movies. Sometimes Ma Xiaoshun will watch Luo Xi’s previous idol dramas, and at the same time, he will secretly order some identical costumes.

5. Ma Xiaoshun's parents, mother, and grandfather were upset for a while after they knew their son was married. They called him and called him a prodigal son, but later they got angry and asked him to cut in, saying that Ma's family didn't have such a shameless child. The skinless and shameless Ma Xiaoshun sighed when he came back, and told Luo Xi that he might not be able to enter the ancestral grave of the old Ma's family in the future, so Luo Xi would leave half of the urn for him.

6. Claire didn’t like China at all at first. After going through many things including running away from home and going on a hunger strike, the French Liberty Knight finally evolved into the King of Mountains under the tolerance of Ma Xiaoshun and Luo Xi. The journey is simply a classic case of the countryside encircling the city. After all, no one in France would contract the mountain for the king of the mountain.

7. Xiao Hei is an abandoned cat. She has a tumor on her abdomen and is blind in one eye. When she was a beautiful cat when she was young, Ma Xiaoshun once fed her a small sausage. Later, she was poor She was taken to the hospital by Ma Xiaoshun, and finally Luo Xi decided to adopt her. She was the "second daughter" and Claire's "sister". They chose a cool pirate eye patch for her blind eye. A very nice pirate hat.In Sunday's themed role-playing game, Xiao Hei's most frequently played role is "Captain Hook".

8. Later, after the show ended, Weiwei came to play with Claire and brought a tiger-striped cat he picked up. This tiger-striped cat, like his master, is noble and glamorous to the outside world, and obeys Xiao Hei’s words. This should be It can be called the birth of the wife slave - the similarity between the cat and its shit-shoveling officer.

9. Both Ma Xiaoshun and Luo Xi used to be straight men. After realizing that they had a crush on each other, Ma Xiaoshun found a former girlfriend with sex to correct his sexuality, but found that he could not do it anymore; Luo Xi admitted that he liked Ma Xiaoshun , but he couldn't accept his own taste, he rejected Ma Xiaoshun's confession with doubts about the future and the influence left over from the dark history, and after a long period of separation, he decided to give it a try.

10. Later Luo Xi was a little sorry when he talked about this separation. The local tyrant Ma Xiaoshun said that he had hired three private detectives to monitor all aspects day and night... No, to explore the private life of the object of love, no, daily, to get closer, and Eliminate rivals, this kind of brain circuit makes all friends feel a little ashamed.

11. The H of the two is a little bit bad. Although they have watched a small movie, the straight man who bent over halfway is a little bit concerned about it, so after masturbating for a while, they decided to read more textbooks.And the second force Ma Xiaoshun even went to find a personality psychologist without telling Luo Xi, and then they became gay honey...

12. Before the official first time, Ma Xiaoshun tried to give himself an enema, but he accidentally broke the enema device. The head of the enema was stuck in a place that he couldn't open. Later, when Luo Xi helped him get it out, he tried it for the first time. Relying on the back to get pleasure, the door to the new world opens a little faster...

13. In this regard, Ma Xiaoshun is very...frank, probably because his sense of shame has never been reflected in this aspect. Of course, the good gay honey of the sexual psychologist is also indispensable, but it is more likely that seeing Luo Xi is better than him Still nervous and shy so he was extra relaxed.

14. Common progress, courageous innovation, healthy competition, and friendly development have always been their technical policy. Compared with a year ago, their technology is no longer the same.Hmm...not the same.

15. Sometimes Ma Xiaoshun will buy some fabrics on Taobao to make clothes by himself. French fashion design is not in vain. At least Claire’s duckling suit has been well received by the whole family, and Luoxi’s elf outfit is also, huh, pretty good of.

16. Someone is embarrassed to buy sexy clothes, but he will make them himself.Tech nerds are scary.

17. Claire's room was designed by Luoxi. He had fantasized about what he would do if he had a room before, and then he gave this fantasy to Claire, including his father's love.

18. The big map at the door was made by Ma Xiaoshun, and they sometimes use that map to play Monopoly.

19. When Ma Xiaoshun announced in his circle of friends that he and Luo Xi were together, his friends’ reactions were “Damn, you’re lucky”, “Wait, you’re still a beautiful woman”, “Hey, this person seems familiar” , "Ma Xiaoshun, you actually hooked up with my girlfriend, my sister, and my wife's male god", "Crazy [good job] I don't have to worry about them being crazy about this person anymore", because the object is too unbelievable and the result No one realizes that Ma Xiaoshun is coming out of the closet in a very serious way, he is indeed a good gay friend who went out together =L=

20. Among friends, Ma Xiaoshun and Luo Xi are called "brainless and unhappy" [Ma Xiaoshun without brain: ...]

The image in the minds of parents is that "every cabbage is overwhelmed by pigs" [Zhu Xiaoshun: ...]

The CP name in the fan group is "Luo Ma" [Ma Xiaoshun: It's better to be brainless and unhappy, fall! 】

In Claire's mind, the combination of the two fathers should be "the former mountain king who is funny and lucky, and Mrs. Yazhai, who is unfortunately stuck in cow dung" [Ma Xiaoshun: ... Has anyone said that about his father? !Claire: ╭(╯^╰)╮I am happy]