Overwhelming

After the double row ended that night, Jiangsu gave an honest account of the training camp. After the explanation, he looked at the face of the pirate god who said everything was going well, "I have no choice but to obey the organization's arrangements."

"One month." Jiang Yunfan said expressionlessly, "I haven't seen you for a month."

Jiangsu heard that Jiang Yunfan was in a bad mood, and grabbed a wig, "Yeah, one month..."

"No holidays on Sundays?"

"No." Jiangsu said: "But we can meet in double row and quad row. There is no delay in this, we just choose the game after ten o'clock in the evening."

"In the first few rounds, the time was chosen randomly. When there are not many people behind, you can only obey the official arrangement? What if there is no game after ten o'clock?" Jiang Yunfan asked.In fact, he didn't want to ask this question too much, but he didn't know what to say otherwise, so he could only come out with this first.

Jiangsu: "It's okay, one game only lasts two, three, 10 minutes, I can still get away with this time."

Jiang Yunfan took advantage of the time he answered to come up with the next dialogue, "Then what should I do if I miss you?"

Jiangsu paused, and replied with a little confidence: "See you in the game?"

Jiang Yunfan said disdainfully: "With your uncle's face, who wants to see you?"

Jiangsu said: "Then make a video call. Isn't it easy to show you a face? You can watch it for as long as you want. I can turn on the live broadcast for you to sleep."

Jiang Yunfan: "Just to see the face?"

Jiangsu: "..."

Jiang Yunfan coughed lightly and suddenly felt a little thirsty.

Jiangsu said: "I'm afraid you won't be able to hold back when you look at other places."

"Shut up!" Jiang Yunfan glared at him and forcibly changed the subject, "Four days later, right? You need to pack up the things you need to transport there in these two days, and I will drive you there in the morning the day after tomorrow."

"Strictly speaking, if you don't count today, it will be three days later." Jiangsu said: "I will pack up my things today and tomorrow. By the way, how long has it been since you drove a car? Do you remember how to drive it? Don't take it with you Let me have a car accident."

"Driving in a game isn't called driving anymore? Don't underestimate the authenticity of other people's games." Jiang Yunfan said: "I have seven years of qualifications, so don't worry about it."

Jiangsu said: "Who cares about it. Everything is for my own safety."

Jiang Yunfan poked his heart, "No conscience."

Jiangsu grabbed his hand, "Okay, I admit, it's for your safety. Hello, I'll be fine."

"Damn it, wait for me at home the night after tomorrow." Jiang Yunfan said harshly, retracting his paw, "By the way, let me tell you something not so good that happened today."

Jiangsu is all ears.Jiang Yunfan recounted the series of events triggered by the group photo. Jiangsu didn't have much fluctuation after hearing it, and only said: "They are really free. But I didn't expect that people who go to Zuiwangxiang to spend It’s so boring here.”

Jiangsu doesn't know what the life of trolls is like outside the Internet.He always felt that they were a group of sick people who usually hid in dark corners and constantly speculated about the world with malice, regarded the law as nothingness, and regarded "freedom of speech" as the highest doctrine.But he never thought about it, it turned out that those people who are messing around all day can also have an ordinary life after they leave the Internet.

Some people seem ordinary on the surface, even inconspicuous, but they can turn themselves into a small stone on the Internet, and one stone stirs up thousands of waves, which makes the group of peaceful people have to Baring your fangs to keep your own peace.

What are they for?

Jiangsu sneered, "Okay, brother, you can explain it clearly to your fans. This matter is over, and we don't want to think about it anymore. Come and take me for a morning run tomorrow morning? After two or three days of running, I won't be able to run anymore."

"After the training camp, just get back to me and continue running." Jiang Yunfan said: "Exercise can't be done halfway, or you'll be training in vain for the past few months. You'd better find something quiet in the dormitory Don’t fish you out of the club after a month, you won’t be able to run three bridges one way.”

Jiangsu reassured him, "Leave me alone and take care of yourself. Didn't you serve as a soldier before? Did you stop exercising after retiring? You didn't start running in the morning after you met me, did you?" ?”

Jiang Yunfan recalled the decadent life of sleeping until noon, and it was hard to deny Jiangsu's words, so he could only pretend to be stupid and smiled.

Jiangsu saw through the truth hidden behind this smile, "So why don't you worry more about yourself this month?"

"I'm different from you. I'm basically staying there, even if it's a month away." Jiang Yunfan said: "You have just started practicing, and you haven't accumulated it yet."

"Go away." But when the army was mentioned just now, Jiangsu was more or less interested, "Hey, I haven't heard from you about your being in the army."

"I don't know how you lived in college." Jiang Yunfan said: "The game is not a place to talk. Let's find a place in the future, each with a cup of lemon tea, and chat slowly."

"Lemon tea?" Jiangsu thought it was funny, "You are too boring, why don't you have a bottle of beer or something."

Jiang Yunfan: "Aren't I afraid that I'll drink too much and make unreasonable demands on you? Can you be nicer to yourself? Don't push me to drink."

Jiangsu smiled, "Actually, you're quite cute when you're drunk."

"You are so cute, you don't want to disgust me there." Jiang Yunfan said: "It's almost over, I'm off the assembly line to pack up your things, and I'll move the next morning, and there will be four rows tomorrow night. Where do you get so much time?"

Jiangsu didn't struggle, "That's fine, then I'll go, remember to miss me."

"Hurry up and get out." Jiang Yunfan originally wanted to be as decisive as Jiangsu and have the courage to kick his boyfriend out of the team, but he just thought about it, and actually didn't have the courage to do it.In fact, it's not that he has no courage, he just can't bear it.

Only this fucking little heartless person can do such a thing.

Jiangsu retreated from the team on its own, leaving the honest gentleman who could not do "vicious" things alone in the empty hall to think about life.

"Heh." Jiang Yunfan cleaned up, turned on the live broadcast, and played a shooting game on a mentally handicapped game website for a while.

Rollover warning: Sail God, you have changed...

People's hearts are not ancient: I remember a year ago, Fan God, you seemed to say that you would never touch the games on this website?

Antimicrobial Finishing: Yes, I can testify that Fanshen did say so.very nice.

Internal server error: wow hhhh I never thought you would have a day of playing mentally handicapped games hhhh

Stir-Fried Rice Cake: Oh my god, why does this game look so similar to the game my brother took me to play yesterday? ? ?

Elf Holy Sword: ... Sail God, what's wrong with you?What stimulated you?

"I'm not crazy, I'm not stupid, I'm not wrong." Jiang Yunfan shot down the moving target with a simple moving track, "I'm just too tired to use my brain, yes, you guessed it right, I'm live broadcasting time on the water, don't worry about me .Ah, this game is really boring, let's change to another one."

He really picked out a game from a bunch of fancy names, "Try this. Well, the operation is quite simple, start the game, well... this map... is a bit hard to describe, but overall it is still It's acceptable, let's try the operation now. Hey, this ugly little monster needs to be destroyed with skills, right? The F key is the key to release the skill, um... this transparent little monster that can explode with one poke Bubbles can really kill monsters?" As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that the mob with the feet under his head was caught by Bubbles, slowly floated into the air, and then exploded with a bang. , turning into bits of fluorescent light floating in the air.

Jiang Yunfan: "... so gorgeous."

Big Leaf: We can understand your mood.

Heart-beating girl: Sail God, please don't suppress the true thoughts in your heart.

Jiang Yunfan turned off the game decisively and changed to another one.This time, the protagonist in the game is an archer. The map of the game is essentially the same as the map of the previous game, that is, the blocks have been changed, which looks a bit retro, and can occasionally be seen on the side of the road. A couple of cute skulls.

"Hmm..." Jiang Yunfan manipulated the blue-haired villain to run, jumped over the low wall and came to a mob that looked like a baby goblin. He drew his bow and shot an arrow, and only heard the sound of biu, and the little arrow left the string Fly out, draw a beautiful parabola in the air, and plunge into the goblin's head.The goblin let out an "uh" and fell to the ground. Two seconds later, his body gradually became transparent until it disappeared.

Jiang Yunfan: "...This arrow is quite spiritual."

Originally, he wanted to turn off the game again and change it to another one, but he suddenly realized that such a 3-minute "heat" would make him look too scumbag, so he secretly made a decision.He decided to change after passing the first level completely.

After the first level was over, he let out a long sigh of relief and clicked the little fork in the upper right corner.

"It's really thrilling and exciting." He said in a flat tone, and when he moved the mouse, he opened a game called "Crazy Masturbation".

Wooden Comb: Wow.

Xiao Yu Yu Yu: This name...

Big Sword: Porn anchor, I am calling the police!

On the screen, a small plane appeared at the bottom of the screen, and the words "readygo" popped up in the middle of the screen like a subtitle, and then, small planes appeared continuously at the top of the screen, and fired shells at him.

Jiang Yunfan manipulated his small plane, which was constantly firing cannonballs, to slam left and right, and while avoiding bullets, he constantly destroyed the enemy planes above. He used actions to prove to the audience that this game is about An airplane in the true sense of the word, and nothing else.

After playing about a dozen small games like this, Jiang Yunfan was finally stopped by a phone call.

The caller was still the little girl on the live broadcast platform.

"Fan God? Next Saturday, the platform will cooperate with Dongyin to hold an event. There will be a live e-sports event in the game area, and the anchor will be invited. They asked me to ask if you want to participate." The little girl said: " I know you said you would not take part in these, but that was what you said before the photos were released, now that you have shown your face publicly, do you want to think about it?"

When I heard the first half, Jiang Yunfan wanted to refuse, but the second half of the little girl's words made me swallow the words of rejection.Indeed, besides being lazy, he didn't participate in the event before, it was more because he didn't show his face in public.But now that all his photos have been posted, and thinking that he has nothing to do recently, he asked, "What e-sports activity?"

"That is, the ten game anchors will be divided into two teams, and then they will be fully suppressed." The little girl was relieved when she heard Jiang Yunfan, and quickly explained, for fear that this person would take advantage of her stupefied time to repent.

Jiang Yunfan was puzzled: "Comprehensively suppress a team with more than five people?"

"It's a special server, with five players in one pair, and the map has been reduced accordingly, and it's only one tower, which simplifies a lot. Fan God, you go, you are not weak in this game, and you will be able to attract a wave of fans by then .”

"I don't care if I get more fans or not, but it's good to pass the time." Jiang Yunfan said, "But besides playing games, do you have any other arrangements?" He felt that he had to ask clearly about this matter, otherwise he would be inexplicable when the time came It's not good to be dragged away to do something.

"Well... there will definitely be an interactive session before playing the game, but the purpose is to introduce the characters so that the audience can have a better understanding of you. At most, it is just to ask a few questions. will be out."

"Well... When exactly? Where is it? Do I need to go through any procedures?"

"I'll send you the time and place later. You don't have to worry about the formalities. As long as you're sure to go, we'll take care of it." The little girl became excited, "God Fan, are you sure you want to go? Here tomorrow It’s time to get on the anchor list, if it’s okay, I’ll report it for you.”

"The list will be out tomorrow. Are you a bit rushed to find me now?" Jiang Yunfan asked suspiciously: "It's not because someone changed his mind temporarily and couldn't go, so you replaced me?"

"It's not a replacement. We haven't been able to find the tenth person. We've asked around. He either has something to do or doesn't want to go. If there's really no other way, I'll come to you to try his luck."

"Hehe, you are so brave, you dare to use me as a spare tire?"

"Nothing, how dare we..."

"Hey, I won't tease you." Jiang Yunfan said: "I want the tenth place. You can send me all the detailed procedures, and you can explain to me any other precautions. This is the first time for me to participate in this kind of competition." I'm afraid that something will go wrong when the time comes."

"Good Sail God! I'll send it to you right away! By the way, I'll give you the list of the other nine guests!"

Hanging up the phone, Jiang Yunfan guessed that she would not come so soon, so he turned on the microphone and continued to play mentally handicapped games, pretending to be mysterious: "My friends in the South City of Second Secondary School, you may be lucky enough to witness the first time in my life. gone."

The author has something to say:

Su Mou: Hey hey hey, a few heroes please stop!We have just celebrated the New Year here, do you plan to say something to the general public?

Jiang Yunfan: Who are you?If you tell us to stay, we will stay?How much face is this?

Jiangsu: Hey, brother, don't say that, she is the chief director anyway, save her some face.

Su: ... Dajiang, thank you very much.

Zou Ci: Alright Dafan, why don't you have a better temper?Director Su, tell me, how should we say this blessing?There is no such thing as Chinese New Year here.

Su Mou: How do you say this... It's the same as the New Year's Eve on your side, except that we are celebrating the traditional year of the lunar calendar. This year is the Year of the Pig, so you can just say some blessings and auspicious words, meaning Got it.

An Rushan: Then I will come first!I wish friends in the world over there a happy Year of the Pig!May all go well with you!

Zou Ci: Yes, although I don’t know why there is such a year as the Year of the Pig, I still wish everyone a happy Year of the Pig!Well, everything goes well in the new year, safe and sound, and then your career will be successful!

Jiang Yunfan: We must also be able to get rich!Then those who don't have a wife quickly find a wife, it's not good to be single all the time.Yes, daughter-in-law!

Jiangsu: ...Who is your wife?Forget it, since the Chinese New Year is over there, you'll be in the spotlight, and I won't argue with you.And then... well, Happy New Years everyone.

Jiang Yunfan: Gone?Anyway, say a few more words, didn't you say you wanted to save face for the passer-by director?

Jiangsu: Well, family and everything prosper, handsome or not are more handsome, beautiful or not are more beautiful, those who have no money get rich quickly, and those who have money do good deeds to accumulate virtue.And then...well, happy family.Well, nothing more to say.

Su: All right, all right, thank you for your kindness!Hey, as a reward, don't go back in a hurry, work overtime and shoot another episode?

Jiang Yunfan: Get lost.

Su: Good decision!Wishing everyone a happy Year of the Pig!Then click on the next chapter to have a surprise!All overtime and double shifts!