Datang First Chef

In the history of China, masculinity has existed since ancient times. Ji Xiaolan wrote in "Yuewei Thatched Cottage Notes": "It is said that the boy molestation began with the Yellow Emperor."

During the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, the trend of sexual intimacy and child molestation was not only prevalent among the kings and nobles, but also ordinary people began to appreciate the beauty of male sex, and even left many praises.

The early Tang Dynasty was followed by the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties. Officials were simple and seldom did this. However, the trend is still spreading among the rich and wealthy families, and even Wang Wei was dragged when he was young. He has been to places where the south wind is prevalent, but he is a womanizer and has no interest in Longyang's fetishes. Therefore, although he is the man with the best relationship with Mo Wenyuan, he has never taken him to those places.

Mo Wenyuan looked at the delicate and charming fake mother, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he really didn't want to move forward.

Others also noticed his reaction and booed, "Has Mo Dalang been here before?"

"Mo Dalang and Zhang are both acquainted, presumably he is a good-looking guy, and he doesn't know much about male sex Moyue."

Mo Wenyuan can only laugh, what else can he say, according to scientific research, the vast majority of people are bisexual, but as the acquired society has a male or female bias, he considers himself a bisexual and can appreciate The femininity of women can also appreciate the masculine beauty of men, but when he sees the soft and boneless fake mother, he thinks that this person is dressed like a woman, and he doesn't know how to appreciate it.

Youlang whispered beside Mo Wenyuan: "When he was young, he was one of the most beauties."

"Yes, is it?"

Mo Wenyuan was really worried, worried that this situation would add some terrible psychological shadow to the sheep, so he turned his head to look at him, but...

Not only did I not back down, but I was even more excited!

Mo Wenyuan's forehead was covered with beads of sweat. Look at the sheep's flapping ears, his tail whirling like a propeller, and his shining eyes. Why are you so excited!

The big black sheep thought: Hehehehehehehehe, so it is possible not to reconcile yin and yang, but to reconcile yang and yang?

For some reason, he became even harder as iron!

……

The fake mother is called Thursday, so his family is called Thursday's family.

Zhousijia is the most famous southerly place in Huaiyang area. The courtyard with four entrances and four exits is very beautiful, with flowers, mountains, rivers and strange rocks in the front and back, the path is paved with gravel, winding until the lobby, green bamboos in twos and threes It is inserted obliquely on both sides of the road, adding to the elegant atmosphere. There is a small curtain hanging in front of the door, and there are lanterns hanging elsewhere. The red light is half hidden on the curtain, creating an ambiguous atmosphere.

Mo Wenyuan thought after comparison: The ingenuity of the layout of this courtyard is not inferior to that of Zhang Xianxian's family.

There is no comparison between Zheng Du's Zhijia. There is a big difference in the customs between the south and the north. The south is more elegant, and the north is a little rough.

But whether you are in the south or the north, the routine of visiting a brothel is similar. After entering the lobby, you will have a banquet first, and you will not enter the inner room unless you drink until the moon is in the sky.

Mo Wenyuan has a good reputation and never stays overnight, so he drank the first one.

The husbands who bought and bought together this time are not very familiar with each other. They are either business partners or acquaintances, so they declined before entering the table. Mo Wenyuan has always been modest in this occasion, and he does not want to Being watched, he took the big black sheep to the corner to sit.

The big black sheep bleated softly, still struggling: Or, why don't we sit a little earlier.

Mo Wenyuan's face turned blue, and his attitude became even more rigid. He rejected the request of the big black sheep righteously and sternly: "No, you sit in the back with me." He is a very sensitive person, seeing the big black sheep so restless Suspiciously asked, "Are you very interested in this matter?" He almost asked you if you don't like ewes and rams.

However, looking at Yang's ignorant appearance, I feel that he is a child and shouldn't think too much.

After everyone sat down, they played music and started the banquet. Everyone came in with small food tables. The people holding small food tables were all young and handsome men, all of whom were around fifteen. There were unwritten rules for men and prostitutes. The best men are, if they are over eighteen, they will look good, unless some are very talented, others will not be able to do this job.

Their flowering period is even shorter than that of mistresses.

Mo Wenyuan wholeheartedly wanted to retreat and hide in the dark, but his reputation is really great, and the sheep is not small and conspicuous, so even if he hides in a corner, he will be pulled out by someone. This is the case at this time. The little man with red lips and white teeth knelt down beside him with a wine jug, "But Chang'an Mo Dalang?"

"Uh-huh."

The prostitutes of the Han people are very dignified, and it is impossible to be bold and unrestrained like a barbarian woman with blonde hair and blue eyes. Therefore, although this prostitute sits next to Mo Wenyuan in a soft voice, he behaves very well, just talking, but smelling him Mo Wenyuan still felt uncomfortable with the scent of flowers on his body. Seeing this young man's face was pale and pink, and his figure was graceful, he finally made up his mind and treated him like a woman.

"I grew up listening to Mo Dalang's vulgar talk, and today I saw a real person for the first time." As he spoke, he poured wine for Mo Wenyuan, and his words were very respectful.

It was a bit strange for Mo Wenyuan to hear this sentence. He was not much older than this boy, but he had already become a "person who grew up listening to stories". Too early, at a young age, he was able to subdue demons and eliminate demons.

Just as Mo Wenyuan was about to say something, he saw the big black sheep swaying and twisting its buttocks, inserting itself between the young man and Mo Wenyuan. His eyes were as ruthless and hostile as the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves.

Living in a romantic place, you can't understand people's colors. Seeing sheep hostile to him, the young man smiled slightly, put down his wine bottle and left. However, even though Mo Wenyuan walked in the secular world and went in and out of romantic places, his eyes were always clear. He was a gentleman who was calm and calm, so he shouldn't go forward to tease him.

At this time, a well-known figure among the prostitutes also came out. Compared with those young men who look like girls, this person looks like a handsome scholar, with a very independent demeanor. Looking at him from a distance, Mo Wenyuan also felt that This man is full of talent.

People in the Tang Dynasty had to follow orders when drinking, so the handsome and independent man who came out was Xi Jiu. Xi Jiu had a lot of work.

Mo Wenyuan was not a literati, so he directly evaded: "I am not good at drinking, and I can't write good poems, so the drinking order will not work."

Everyone also knew his temperament, so they didn't force him at this time, and let him drink and pour himself.

After eating and drinking, the night was getting dark, and Mo Wenyuan was about to leave, while the rest of the lords went upstairs together with those lords who looked like pretty girls.

Mo Wenyuan heaved a sigh of relief, he thought he was already very experienced, but who knows that the Tang Dynasty's master played better, compared to his little experience is not enough.

He wanted to leave in a hurry, but the big black sheep showed a completely different appearance, he bleated and bleated: "Shouldn't you look at it again?"

Mo Wenyuan paused, looked back at him seriously and said, "Look again, what are you looking at again?" His gaze was stern, comparable to an X-ray, and he scanned the big black sheep from head to tail. It couldn't hide from his eyes, the big black sheep was so wary that it almost wanted to run away.

"Are you interested in masculinity?"

The big black sheep could only bleat and act coquettishly, not daring to speak.

Mo Wenyuan thought for a while, he is an open-minded friend, his sexual orientation is not a problem for him, and the big black sheep are not human, their reproduction method may be different from that of human beings, and the boundaries between the sexes are relatively blurred, so he reflected on himself With the attitude just now, he felt that he was really overreacting, and he should guide the big black sheep with a tolerant mind, so he said earnestly: "If you are really interested, I can take you to buy two books to read, but It's better not to hang out with prostitutes directly."

Think about it, the big black sheep looks much better than the prostitutes, and the gangsters don't know who is being taken advantage of.

The big black sheep was filled with righteous indignation, baa baa baa baa baa baa baa: How could I hang out with prostitutes, you underestimate me too much!

I'm just curious!curious!

Mo Wenyuan pondered: Could this be the legendary awakening of sexual consciousness?

He made up his mind that he must help Big Black Sheep get some erotic pictures.

……

In fact, the big black sheep didn't follow his own mood, he only knew that when he heard that a man could have fun with a man, his heart was so excited that his heart was pounding out of his throat.

He thought that he should find someone to help him analyze why he was like this, so he found the only person he could discuss with, Guanyin Bodhisattva!

The Bodhisattva is in the incarnation at this time, he lingers in the world of stinky tofu, if he is in the body of wisdom, he can often eat it, so he doesn't go back to Mount Putuo recently, which is convenient for the big black sheep to fall asleep in Mo Wenyuan After that, he teleported to Daxingshan Temple and woke up the sleeping monk.

"Taotie, why are you looking for me?" Huizhi's eyelids twitched, and a bad premonition rose in his heart.

Big Black Sheep: "Baa baa baa baa baa."

I have something to ask you.

"Baa baa baa baa baa." The reconciliation of yin and yang can also be done between men.

Huizhi: "..."

Can you stop embarrassing the monks?Is it okay to ask some serious things that have nothing to do with sex or desire?How do you tell me to answer!

He even wanted to shake the big black sheep by the shoulder and tell him: After the last time, you haven't realized how bad I am in physiology class, please let me go!

"First of all, you can't call Yin-Yang reconciliation between men and men, that's Yang-Yang reconciliation, you can call it the goodness of Long Yang."

"Secondly, why are you asking about this?"

The big black sheep bleated and said: Just, I suddenly felt that the harmony of yang and yang could make my heart pound!

He is much more interested in reconciling yin and yang!

Monk Huizhi's heart skipped a beat, he thought, isn't it!

He is transparent, with strong associative ability, big black sheep is not good at yin and yang, but long and yang, and if you contact him with whom he hangs out every day, you can guess his mind, everyone says that food is the most important thing for him, even if It is a matter of love after maturity, and the object is very likely to be a cook!

For the safety of Mo Dalang's life, Huizhi coughed twice and said directly: "The laws of heaven and earth are constant, and the harmony of yin and yang is the right way. Don't mention this matter of Longyang again." It was rare for him to reprimand the big black sheep seriously.

Taotie looked at Huizhi with dead fish eyes: "baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa." Just don't know, why bother to scold me, hey, I already knew that monks are unreliable, I would be stupid to ask you .

After speaking, he left.

Huizhi: "..."

Okay, I'm so worried about Mo Dalang!

……

The bodhisattva is a bodhisattva with the ability to act. He was worried about Mo Wenyuan's chastity and sexuality, and also worried that the big black sheep bully would force his bow, so he dreamed of Mo Wenyuan that night.

Seeing that the Bodhisattva in the dream had the image of a vajra with glaring eyes, Mo Wenyuan started to think about whether he had missed the offering to the Bodhisattva.

"Why did the Bodhisattva invite me here?"

The Bodhisattva thought: I am worried about your chastity!He was also a little hesitant to keep the words hidden in his stomach, and he hesitated, thinking what if he guessed wrong, if Taotie didn't mean that, wouldn't he have ruined the relationship between a pair of close friends?

"I see that Black Sheep is mature, so I want to ask him if he has changed recently?"

Mo Wenyuan thought in his heart that he had matured for a long time, and he always stood up to the sky, but he couldn't say that in front of Zhuang Yanbao and Pingping Bodhisattva, so he said cryptically: "The big black sheep doesn't seem to like girls."

The Bodhisattva thought to himself: Mo Dalang is really smart!

"He seems to have such an ambition, so I ask Dalang to take care of it." The Bodhisattva said, "Sheep has profound magic power. If he deviates from the law, I am afraid that Dalang will be unable to break free for you. Here I will teach you a scripture. Things can resist one or two."

Mo Wenyuan:? ? ?

What do you mean? !

When he was struggling, the scriptures had been firmly engraved in Mo Wenyuan's mind, and the Bodhisattva drove him out of the dream with a wave of his hand.

Bodhisattva: There is an insurance policy for Mo Dalang's chastity.

……

When he woke up from the dream, Mo Wenyuan's eyes suddenly opened to see the big black sheep sleeping on the ground happily smashing its mouth.

He is smart, so he doesn't know what Bodhisattva means. According to him, the big black sheep has taken a fancy to him?

But thinking about his past actions, I feel that the sheep is still a child at heart and cannot distinguish the boundaries of feelings, just like a child has a vague affection for a childhood sweetheart. Not really happy.

Mo Wenyuan was quite open-minded, and he had always raised the big black sheep as a child, and didn't take the Bodhisattva's words too seriously. He thought that he should give the big black sheep a good guide first, and then talk about the future.

He is a cunning person, and he knows his position in the heart of the sheep who can cook delicious food, so he grabs his stomach to death, so why worry about the sheep's overreaching?

Hey, the Bodhisattva is still a bit out of touch with the world. How do you know that in the eyes of foodies, only food is the most important thing?

Qualified foodie, no emotion!

……

When I get up the next day, the sheep will look at something standing upright in the crotch and under the eye, and take it for granted, and leave it alone, letting it be hidden in the long wool.

Mo Wenyuan had already got up, and the strong aroma of vegetables wafted in the air, and this smell became the way to guide the big black sheep. He walked towards the hall, sniffing his nose.

Ruo Ruowu's sour taste hooked his tongue, and the big black sheep stopped in front of the door and said "baa baa baa baa": What is Mo Xiaoyuan doing?

Mo Wenyuan said: "It can relieve the anxiety in my heart."

The heavy kitchen knife was circulating in his hand, and the morning sunlight refracted on the back of the knife through the window, making the already shiny knife gleaming, and the tip of the knife touched the cutting board with a "swipe, swipe, swipe", and after a few clicks, the wooden cutting board became clearer. A row of lotus root slices with proper thickness is produced, and the chef with exquisite knife skills can ensure that the thickness of each lotus root slice is similar. Even if the thickness of the lotus root slices is measured with precision instruments, there is no difference in the thickness of the lotus root slices.

After the lotus root slices are cut, they are put directly into the clear water. The water of Daming Temple is sweet and mellow, and it has a unique fragrance when boiled with tea. The soaked rice, melon and eggplant will also be more delicious.

The water in the cauldron is already gurgling, and the sound indicates that the temperature has climbed to the peak. The lotus root slices soaked in clear water are put into the cauldron, scalded for a few breaths, and then taken out again and cooled in cold water.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Mo Wenyuan poured the carefully crafted fruit vinegar into the container.

Fruit vinegar is widely used in modern times. It is said that regular consumption of fruit vinegar can reduce cholesterol, prevent cancer, and delay aging. content is the most abundant.

Apples were not seen in the Tang Dynasty, but there are many options for making fruit vinegar, such as pears, hawthorns, mulberries, grapes, persimmons, apricots, citrus, etc. can be used to make vinegar. Mo Wenyuan chose to use apricots to make vinegar.

During the apricot harvest season, he harvested a large amount of soft apricots. After removing the pits, he put the washed apricot skins into a large-mouthed tile vat and exposed them to the hot sun for natural fermentation.

After fermentation, clean and clear apricot water will be produced. Mix this water with dried yellow rice and vinegar koji and ferment for several ten days, and you will get high-quality apricot vinegar, which is clear in color and has a faint apricot flavor. From the perspective of craftsmen who make vinegar, it is rare and top-grade.

Mo Wenyuan put the cooled crispy lotus root slices in vinegar, soaked them for a while, then put them on a plate, and then sprinkled a handful of soaked goji berries on the plate, and the lotus root slices in fruit vinegar were freshly baked.

He opened the door, and the big black sheep couldn't wait to rush into the kitchen. The lotus root slices with fruit vinegar were placed on the table, besides, there was steamed white rice. In human form, the peerless and beautiful young man sat cross-legged on the couch, although the cloth of the lower robe was thick, there were faint bumps.

Mo Wenyuan turned a blind eye and said, "Let's eat."

The drooling big black sheep first took a bite of lotus root slices. The white and tender lotus root was found by him for Mo Wenyuan from other places. It has a crisp taste, sufficient moisture, and a light aroma. It is the most delicious lotus root, almond The taste of vinegar has penetrated into the fiber gaps of the lotus root. It is sweet and sour, and very refreshing. While making him salivate more, the taste of apricot and lotus root are intertwined, forming a beautiful melody in his mind. reverberate.

Unbelievably, the anxiety that lingered in his mind all the time was gradually disintegrated. Even though he was sitting cross-legged, the part that just needed to be mosaiced had become flat unconsciously.

The big black sheep felt that his body and mind had been washed away. All the irritability of adolescence and the flames in his heart had been calmed down by the gentle breeze. There was a quiet grassland in his heart, only the blue sky, gentle The wind, and the green grass.

Good~Ning~Quiet~Ah~

Mo Wenyuan nodded secretly, look, there is nothing that food can't solve, if ordinary food can't solve it, then just eat delicious food!

He decided to change his method every day to cook clear fire dishes for the big black sheep!

……

Qin Weishan knew that Mr. Wang's family invited Mo Wenyuan to a banquet, but he didn't expect him to be so courageous that he went to Zhou Zhou's house.

Speaking of this week’s family, there is also a lot of people, and the money for the banquet is much more expensive than that of the brothel Chuguan, but that is Mo Dalang, who may be ordained ordained, and Mo Dalang took him to Nanfeng The place, this, this, this, this is too inappropriate!

He has a good relationship with Mo Wenyuan, and he was very worried that the other party was shocked because of yesterday's experience, so he left early to Li Sanniang's restaurant, trying to comfort him.

Hey, thinking about it, Mo Dalang is not married yet, he is a decent young man, why take him there!

Qin Weishan entered the courtyard. He arrived really early. Li Sanniang's restaurant hadn't opened yet. He asked the waiter where Mo Dalang was, and he only said that he was cooking in front of the hall.

He walked to the front of the hall, and Mo Wenyuan's voice came from inside: "Who is it?"

Qin Weishan said at the top of his voice, "Mo Dalang is me."

"Qin Lang?" Mo Wenyuan opened the door, "You came early in the morning, what's the matter?"

"I..." Just said my word, Qin Weishan's eyes almost popped out of the frame, and he saw the scene in the kitchen when he passed Mo Wenyuan, and saw a man who was about the same age as Mo Wenyuan sitting on the floor He is really good looking, his color is like a flower of spring dawn, even Pan An is not like that.

For a moment, countless thoughts turned in his mind, could it be that Mo Dalang took someone to stay overnight yesterday?He's your age too?This person is really not like a prostitute, but which family's gentleman?When did Jiangnan have such characters...

Thousands of questions come together and turn into a sigh, so beautiful!

Seeing that Qin Weishan didn't speak, Mo Wenyuan just stood there blankly, and followed his line of sight all the way, only seeing the big black sheep at the end of his line of sight.

He was used to the appearance of the big black sheep, and he grew up all the way since he was a child. He really couldn't feel the lethality of his appearance, so he said lightly: "Ah, Qin Lang, you haven't seen his appearance before."

Qin Weishan couldn't speak anymore, he stammered: "He, who is he?"

"It's the sheep that goes in and out with me every day!" Mo Wenyuan said, "All gods, spirits and monsters have a human form, and this is the human body of a sheep."

After listening to Mo Wenyuan's words, Qin Weishan saw the shadow of the big black sheep from the posture of the handsome man eating without distraction. Yes, that's right, they are really exactly the same in their devotion to eating!

Confirmed the eyes, it is a familiar sheep.

but!but!Qin Weishan was out of grief and indignation, the human figure is so beautiful!Why walk in the world in the shape of a sheep!

Can't you let me feast my eyes?

Mo Wenyuan didn't know what he was thinking, recalling what he promised Yang last night, he said to Qin Weishan: "Qin Lang, where can I buy that kind of book at a bookstore."

"What?"

Mo Wenyuan said calmly: "The Book of Longyang."

Qin Weishan: "..."

Mo Dalang, do you still remember that you are a disciple of the Buddha? Didn’t you get some new enlightenment when you visited the house yesterday and Thursday?

Looking up at the beautiful sheep, Qin Weishan had a soul question.

Mo Dalang, are you really okay with your sheep?