What should I do if my boyfriend is a womanizer?

The host said, "I'm going to have a face-to-face interview, please give me some encouragement!"

Reply 1: "Lord, do you have any pictures of girls?"

Reply 2: "Yeah, you keep saying that it looks good, but we haven't seen what it looks like?"

Landlord: [picture]

Reply 1: "Hey, I'll go, it's really beautiful!"

Reply 2: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'

Reply 1: "The wife upstairs is your sister, the wife of the landlord [funny][funny][funny]"

Landlord: "I made an appointment with my wife at Gate D..."

Host: "Hey, I think I saw her! She released D.VA today"

Landlord: "I rely on her so high..."

Reply 3: "Visual inspection of women's clothing boss, it's not that I live broadcast and eat shit."

Reply 1: "Why hasn't the host updated for so long? What about the live broadcast?"

Reply 2: "Maybe you guessed it right upstairs."

Host: "Damn it! I fucking ripped off his wig!"

Downstairs was all "hahahahahahaha..."

wy_D: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Reply 1: "I'm not blind, Mr. D is also watching this building?! DD I love you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Reply 2: "Hahahahahaha today's DD is still a sand sculpture"

......

Wen Deyu didn't watch what was said later, and laughed for almost 5 minutes lying in front of the computer before getting up and posting on Weibo saying that he was going to broadcast live.

"What's going on with DD today, are you laughing if you don't talk???"

"Who is laughing and googling..."

"Our DD"

Wen Deyu held back for a long time and still laughed when he thought about it, took a sip of the cool water left in his cup from yesterday, and turned on the camera.

"My husband, you are so handsome today ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah"

The barrage started screaming crazily.Perhaps only the camera can calm him down. He automatically switched from sand sculpture netizen to high-cold male god, asking everyone what to play today with a cold face.

"Husband, you can play whatever you like, we can watch everything"

"Can you make the frame of the camera bigger~"

Wen Deyu was a little dumbfounded, adjusted the position of the microphone and said: "My whole face occupies the screen and I leave a small space for you to watch me play games, right?"

"Ah, ah, ah, my husband, your voice on the mic is so magnetic."

"Medical soldier, add blood!"

"The medical soldiers themselves will be killed by Su, so there's no time."

Wen Deyu: ...

He knew that someone like himself who played games so well that he could be sprayed out thirty blocks, and that he could develop a fan base at the current level was entirely due to his face.It's quite sad to think about it. I originally wanted to be a serious game anchor, but it turned into a sand sculpture to sell face and traffic fresh meat.

May I cry?

"Hey, I received an advertisement two days ago. I'm too lazy to make a video these two days. Let's just broadcast it live." He watched it on steam and didn't decide what to play. Suddenly glanced at the contract in the mailbox of the mobile phone, "I have heard of "Xianqing OL". Recently, I saw that many UPs on station B are advertising this."

"Hey husband, have you also received an advertisement from their house?"

"Ah, my husband has finally grown up and received an advertisement. Let's set off a rocket to celebrate!"

[User DD I love you to feed the anchor x233]

Wen Deyu twitched the corners of his eyes, generous and convinced.

"Old rules, donate 80.00% of live broadcast income, and give away the remaining 20.00% to everyone in the lucky draw~" He started to play the game from the link given by the game dealer, "I guess there are quite a lot today, I don't know which lucky kid will win the prize ah!"

Then he took advantage of the game download time to find other UP masters' advertising videos to familiarize himself with the operation while chatting, so he didn't need to waste time here later.

During the closed beta period of this game, many passers-by players were also there. In order to take care of their game experience, Wen Deyu didn't use the full-level account provided by the game party. Instead, he opened a new account by himself, starting from pinching his face step by step. .

"Hey, don't you believe me if I make you a handsome guy?" Wen Deyu looked at the questioning voices in the barrage and questioned the fans, "I will never make that kind of chic little thing!"

Helpless, it is well known that his aesthetics is a mystery, he has such a good-looking face for nothing, what kind of clothes are he wearing in the photos he usually posts!

The practice of IT men in the computer department.

Then he entered the game with a bad face that looked very poor and would never get rich.

ID: Mr. D is here to advertise today

The barrage was full of "hahahahahaha".

After watching so many videos just now, he can memorize the novice tutorial and the plot, skip it directly, kill a few monsters to get familiar with the operation, and officially enter the mode that the player can operate by himself.Wen Deyu directly ignored the main plot, and first went to find places to take pictures.

"Xian Qing OL" is an online game with the theme of ancient immortals. It is divided into races such as humans, gods, ghosts, demons, fairies, etc... This is not the point, this game mainly promotes their company's latest game engine and art, the game The scene inside is really as advertised, it is so beautiful that it explodes.

Even his "little chic looking like a real thing" face seems to look a little better when photographed.

In the end, the man was still bragging: "Look at this, isn't it pretty!"

The wives closed their eyes and said, "Yeah, it looks good, husband, you are right about everything."

[System: Player Zero River applies to join the team]

A message prompt suddenly popped up in the lower left corner, which startled him.When people play games, they must join the team to play books. He has no plans for this yet. Playing games is so good, he doesn't want to drag others down at all.

And what's up with this person's ID?zero river?Fan of River Zero?

When it comes to Linghe, who doesn't know that this is a big hand in the C circle, a recognized veteran figure in the domestic cosplay circle, an otaku goddess, a rare stunner... In fact, these strange adjectives all come from him I heard from that classmate, that person brings all kinds of weird things to brainwash Wen Deyu every day, either BL book, or Linghe's cosplay photos.

People outside the cos circle can't even hear about it.

So when he saw this person using this ID, he didn't think about the possibility of having the same name at all, and just thought he was her fan.

The barrage began to be full of heartache, all talking about what a pity that I didn't get the opportunity to beta test, and I couldn't form a team with my husband and add friends like this person.

Wen Deyu approved the application, and the other party sent a "Hello".

"That... I just started playing this game, do I want to play the next one?"

"it is good."

The other party's answer was very concise. The two of them took the main task together in the team, chatting while walking around the task.

The way Wen Deyu started the topic was to talk to the other person with interest, and he went up and asked that person: "Are you a fan of Linghe?"

Originally, he planned to rely on the knowledge that that classmate gave him every day, and barely scraped together half of his fans to chat with him, but he didn't follow the routine: "I am Linghe."

Wen Deyu: ...how can this be played.

The bullet screen was full of scolding this person for being shameless, even if it was a high imitation, it was still a lie, and even called Wen Deyu to connect with that person, saying that he would help him to confirm the truth.

Wen Deyu smiled a little forcedly, but didn't speak.

"I really am."

"Okay, okay, you say yes," Wen Deyu said to Mai.This person actually insisted on saying that he was that god-level cosplayer. He has no patience with this liar. He should finish the copy of this mission first and leave.He typed: "Hurry up and get ready."

"Don't be so fierce to girls." "Linghe" said so and got ready.This is the first small book of the main story line. It is very small and can be entered by one person, but if two people play it, special achievements and props will be dropped.

The barrage began to "mouth area", and they all felt that such disgustingness could not be their goddess of Linghe.Wen Deyu didn't talk to that person again, and quickly passed Ben.Ad D plays the Demon Race, "Zero River" plays the Fairy Race, she is a nanny, and while breastfeeding by the side, she typed and mocked him: "You are so good, I can't even breastfeed you, this It’s just a beginner’s book!”

Wen Deyu endured it, and sent a series of ellipses.

Can you stop typing and mocking me while playing games? ? ?Looks like you're fast? ? ?

Show your uncle, what a dog? !

In this case, he can still live broadcast seriously, which is called professionalism.

After clearing this Ben Wendeyu, he left the team and was going to try out other life skills.I dug the grass and dug halfway, but the system in the lower right corner jumped out again.

[System: Player Zero River applied to add you as a friend]

There's something wrong with this person, he left on his own initiative, how could he catch up and continue to mock him? ? ?

Wen Deyu passed the application, and before he could speak to the other party, he quickly played and quit the game.

Half an hour later, his Weibo was maxed out.

Zero River: I am very happy to play games with you[email protected]_D

Comment 1: First Floor

Comment 2: Goddess, you finally remembered your Weibo account password

Comment 3: I rely on the goddess, it was really you just now!

Comment 45678...: Live tour tour...

Wen Deyu looked at the shining little yellow V on the original po's profile picture, and felt a little pain in his head.

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