Opponent debater, you talk nonsense

Song Shu never thought that he would become popular in the courtyard in such a way.

In the debate competition for freshmen in the College of Engineering, the four debaters in their class overcame all obstacles and reached the final.As a result, the day before the final, his roommate Li Mao, who was the second debater, lost his voice due to a bad cold.

Li Mao took Song Shu's hand miserably: "..."

Song Shu: "..."

What do you want to say?

You don't want me to take your place, do you?

I'm not going.

Ha ha.

Finally, Song Shu put on Li Mao's suit and went on stage.

You can only blame him for being too kind.

Song Shu is 175 in height, wearing Li Mao's 185 suit, he looks like he has stolen his old father's clothes, and he has a soft and cute bun face, sitting on the stage without any momentum.

Soon it was time for Song Shu's rebuttal session. He was inexperienced, so he had to bite the bullet and point at the two mistakes on the opposite side before sitting down.

And when it came to the refutation session on the opposite side, Song Shu was in a bad mood.

The second debater on the opposite side spoke extremely fast and fiercely. He stood up and crackled without knowing what to say.Song Shu sneaked a look at his phone on the court, and the class had already exploded.

——Da da da da da, the opposite is a machine gun.

— Machine guns have no love.

——Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

——I don’t understand, da da da da da da, I really want to laugh.

You can still sit and joke in the audience, what should I do.

During the debate, Song Shu stood up, his mind went blank, and there was another burst of "da da da da da" on the other side. He didn't understand half a word, so he blurted out:

"You are talking nonsense, friend of the opposing party!"

The scene was quiet.

Song Shu's voice, with a broken Taiwanese accent, echoed in every corner of the auditorium under the amplification of the microphone.

Then, Song Shu heard a chuckle from the judges' seat.

The whole auditorium laughed.

I can't get along...

Song Shu, an unknown freshman in the engineering college, became popular in the college with a single sentence after this garbage competition.Wherever he went, someone imitated his words to him:

"You are talking nonsense, friend of the opposing party!"

There is also an adapted version:

"The opponent's debate friend, why are you talking nonsense!"

"You hate the opponent's friend, don't talk nonsense!"

...feeling that the dignity of my straight man has been trampled on.

Forget it, why would someone invite him to join the debate team of the Engineering Academy?

Song Shu looked at the friend application on WeChat:

——Zhang Zhexi, Debating Team of Engineering College.Classmates, would you like to join the debate team of the Engineering College?

Refuse!

I don't want anything to do with debate!

After a while, the friend request came again:

——Zhang Zhexi, Debating Team of Engineering College.Classmate, the prize for the champion team has not been given to you yet, let's pass it.

"..."

Song Shu passed without a spine.

Song: What prize.

Zhang: Qualifications for the debate team of the Academy of Engineering.

Song Shu: "..."

Zhang: Classmate, you can join our debate team. We are all talented people here, and they speak nicely. The feeling here is much better than at home.

Why do these words feel so familiar.

After being entangled by Zhang Zhexi until the early hours of the morning, Song Shu couldn't stand it any longer, so he replied in a daze, "That's all right", and thus became a member of the debate team of the Engineering Academy.It wasn't until the meeting the next night that Song Shu began to wonder if he had been cheated.

The meeting place was set at No. 301 of Yijiao, and Song Shu didn't take care of himself, so he went there graciously.Originally the time was set at nine o'clock in the evening, Song Shu had no class at night, so he went earlier.When he went, there was no one in 301, only a boy in a black windbreaker fiddled with the multimedia as soon as he entered.

The boy finished quickly and raised his head.He looks very ordinary, and his facial features are not much different from those of ordinary oriental people. If there is one, it must be because of his straight nose.The whole face has a feeling of mourning, and it is not a good person at first glance.

this is not……

The first person on the jury table to laugh that day? !

It seems to be the current captain of the school debate team, called... Han Rui?

Han Rui also saw Song Shu and raised his eyebrows:

"Are you talking nonsense, friend of the other party?"

"..."

roll!

Song Shu walked out of the classroom angrily, turned on the mobile phone to check the notification, it was clearly 301.Why is the captain of the school's debate team present at a meeting of the engineering school's debate team?

"Don't look, it's here. Today Zhang Zhexi suddenly couldn't come because of something. Let me speak to you for him."

Han Rui's voice sounded from behind.

Song Shu walked past Han Rui angrily and returned to the classroom.He sat down in a corner and played with his phone with his head down.Han Rui seemed to chuckle again, mockingly.

It seemed that someone came in one after another, but Song Shu didn't look up.

"Okay, let's start the meeting now. Squirrel classmate at the back, can you sit forward?"

squirrel?What squirrel?

Song Shumeng raised his head and saw seven or eight people in the front row looking at him.

My name is Song Shu!

Song Shu reluctantly sat in the first row.He also didn't expect that the debate team of the Engineering College was so thin, with only 8 freshmen and him.He thought he could sit in half of the classroom, so he sat in the back.

And there is only one girl, the ratio of men to women in their engineering school is really too unbalanced.

Han Rui cleared his throat, and said: "At first Zhang Zhexi made a PPT to introduce you to the history of the debate team of the Engineering College, but I took a look... Well, with all due respect, the record of the debate team of the Engineering College is really impressive. It's too bad, there's nothing to introduce."

This is too embarrassing...

"According to the procedure, each of you should introduce yourself. Who will come first?"

Everyone was silent, no one raised their hands.

Song Shu felt that everyone must be too coy, so I'm sorry.In line with the purpose of "I will not go to hell", Song Shu raised his hand.

Han Rui smiled.

The sarcastic kind.

"Student Squirrel, everyone knows you."

Someone laughed too.The atmosphere became lively because of this.

"..."

MMP, I agreed that the feeling here is the same as at home.Song Shu suddenly had the urge to quit the team.

Han Rui added another sentence: "Let me tell you about the rules of all the debate teams of F University: the withdrawal fee is 3. Everyone must think clearly about everything."

"..." Your hearts are dirty in arguing.

Encouraged by Han Rui, everyone went up and introduced themselves.The only girl was Lin Yuyang, and she spoke softly like Wu Nong, which gave Song Shu a little urge to stay.

After introducing myself, half an hour has passed.Han Rui briefly talked about the rules of the debate team of the Engineering Institute, and then informed everyone:

"By the way, next week the school's freshman competition 'Yongxin Cup' will start. Zhang Zhexi should tell you. Lin Yuyang, and Little Squirrel, you two must remember to play, you know?"

Why me?

Song Shu looked at Lin Yuyang in a daze, hoping to find an ally who was as dazed as himself.

However, Lin Yuyang nodded heavily to Han Rui, his face was full of surprise and honor, and his eyes should not be too obvious.

Is this so exciting?