After teasing an NPC in the game

Jian Raokong lay on the soft bed, watching Kant busy on the alchemy table, as if he was the husband who just came home from work, and Kant was the little wife who was busy in the kitchen.Thinking about it, Jian Raokong couldn't help laughing out loud.

Kant, who heard the laughter, looked back at Jian Raokong.

Seeing the beauty looking at him, Jian Raokong couldn't help but enlarge his smile, smiling like the drooling demented son of the landlord's family.

Kant looked into the medicine pot again, poured the last medicinal material, the color of the medicine in the medicine pot changed from black to light green, and the medicine was refined successfully.

Kant poured the medicine into a small bowl, walked to the front of the collapse, supported Jian Raokong's back with one hand, and held the bowl with the other hand to feed him the medicine.After seeing Jian Raokong finished drinking the medicine, Kant helped him lie back on the bed, the small bowl turned into a light spot and disappeared in Kant's hand.

Kant placed two fingers lightly on Jian Raokong's forehead, and recited the terms: "Summon energy, insight technique, detection technique, brain detection."

The corners of Jian Raokong's mouth twitched, does he look like someone with a brain injury?Which move caused the beauty to have such a misunderstanding?

Kant said: "The test results show no abnormalities."

Jian Raokong seemed to see a trace of doubt on the beauty's expressionless face.

Although the beauty thinks he is mentally ill, it doesn't matter.Jian Raokong held the beauty's hand and said, "Actually, I have a disease in my mind."

Jian Raokong's expression was unusually serious, but he slid his fingers a few times, touched the beauty's hand, and said: "I'm suffering from lovesickness, whenever I see you, my heart is so sweet that I can't see you , my heart hurts to death, ah~"

Jian Raokong grabbed his skirt, made a heartbroken look, and continued: "I'm going to die of pain, but there is a way to save me, as long as you and I make a difference..."

Jian Raokong looked into Kant's eyes, the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, he blinked, and raised his eyebrows at Kant.

Suddenly, he remembered a key question, and touched his little brother... Well, he's still there.

Kant was expressionless, and said formulaically and mechanically: "I'm sorry, I don't understand what you are talking about."

Jian Raokong laughed even more wildly, and said: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand, as long as I can do it."

Jian Raokong subconsciously wanted to stand up with his hands, but with a "click", the bone in his hand broke again.Caught off guard, tears came out from the pain.

Kant wiped the tears from the corners of Jian Raokong's eyes with his hand, and said: "You need to lie down for three days to recuperate, please don't move at will."

Jian Raokong was dazed by Kant's action of wiping his tears, and after realizing it, he said: "You..."

[You have been online for four hours, for the sake of your health, you are now logging out of the game. 】

real world.

Jian Rao patted the bed sheet, because the helmet was so expensive and he waited in line for three days to buy it, he couldn't bear to drop it.

After calming down, he felt that the action of wiping tears was a behavior pattern set by the programmer, and it was unlikely to be Kant's own will, so he lost his temper.

After losing his temper, Jian (ye) Rao (mao) Kong (zi), who couldn't play the game, started surfing the official forum.

The official forum is very popular. People who buy helmets or not like to come and see it. After all, it is the official forum of the world's first immersive holographic helmet.

Before the server was opened, it was just chatting with various players.Several of the most popular posts at that time were very inspirational, that is, those who want to study hard and earn money to buy helmets in the future. In the posts, they posted their current grades, planned their own learning tasks, updated their progress every day, and supervised each other with netizens. , mutual encouragement or learning skills, change to a good job, work hard to make money, play your favorite games, realize your dreams and so on.

There are also relatively ignorant ones who say they want to sell kidneys and eggs to buy helmets for money. There is no shortage of keyboard warriors who make fun of and cynicism in the forum, but there are also good people who persuade and tell the host about the harm of these behaviors.

But now that the game server is launched, the most popular things are naturally all things in the game world.

Jian Raokong saw the most ridiculous headline among the hottest ones at a glance: [Don't wipe shit, wipe the dog until there is nothing at the end. 】

What the hell is wiping a dog?

He clicked into the post with a puzzled face, and when he entered, there was a huge emoji package. In the emoji package, a panda-headed man lay on the ground and hugged the kobold's legs. The kobold was wiping shit on his face with his hand. Please, stop wiping shit!

[Original] The dangerous building is hundreds of feet high: You also know that there are more than one person who starts the server on the first day and does the first task.At the mission site, if the mountain collapses, as many players as one county will be buried.

The collection point is in a dungeon. Most players collect blue shield grass in the safe green area, but few people go to the red area on the map. It is said that there are wolves (there are wolves!).

But this is the same copy, since it is the same, it means that we can go to this red area.At least that's what I thought at the time. (Smile)

And this collection task is our first task. At this moment, I have no skills, and I am just a weak chicken that is synchronized with the real world. It is impossible to fight a wolf with bare hands. I am not Wu Song. Besides, Even if I am Wu Song, the wolves are not under my control!

[Tiger whining and biting Wu Song's head JPG]

Players who have played other online games should know that some props can allow us to avoid the detection of wild monsters.And animals rely on their sense of smell to distinguish species, so I think the props to avoid wolves in this level are wolf dung... well, it's shit.I not only wiped the shit, but also wiped it on my face. [JPG with vicissitudes of life and smoking panda head]

I died suddenly in less than three seconds after wiping it off. You can imagine the scene where my body was divided and eaten by wolves.

I think it was my bad luck that I bumped into a pack of wolves.So after my resurrection, I chose a remote place and secretly wiped shit.

In less than three seconds, he died suddenly again.

[Black question mark JPG]

No, I wiped the shit secretly, why did you all come when I wiped the shit.Are you dogs?Do you eat shit?

【Things are strange JPG】

I felt something was wrong and had an idea.

In order to verify my idea, I changed another place.This time, I carefully observed the surroundings. After I didn't see the wolves, I quickly wiped the shit, planning to run after wiping.

Yes, I've double-dumped to death again.

This sudden death has verified my thoughts, this shit--it's the shit of wolves' food!

【Toxic JPG in shit】

Smearing shit is equivalent to smearing honey on yourself. In an instant, the wolves in a radius of a hundred miles seemed to smell the smell of roasted whole lamb-I was the roasted whole lamb. (Smile)

but!

Think about it, wolves need to poop for food, how could wolves not poop!

So unwilling to give up, I started looking for wolf shit.

……

Everyone knows that death will lead to a drop in level, and this game will have a negative level if it drops to level zero.

I'm down ten now. (Smile)

It turns out that wolves don't shit.

First Floor: Hahahaha

The second floor: Although I feel sorry for the landlord, hahahahahahaha, but I can't control myself.

……

52nd Floor [Original] The dangerous building is hundreds of feet high: Hani Maha, do you know how miserable I am now!

[The dead scumbag is too much JPG]

As we all know, upgrading will improve physical strength, strength, movement speed, etc. In a nutshell: upgrade, you will become stronger!

Relegation in this game will subtract these things, I am now better than Sister Lin...

【cover your mouth and cry JPG】

①Reply: Doesn’t this mean that even if I force the landlord to dress up as a woman, the landlord will not be able to resist...

②Reply: A strong man is a man.

③Reply: Know the man first.

④Reply: Male plus male.

⑤ Reply: Don't do this... take me with you hehehe.

⑥Reply: Open the door, the community sends warmth!

……

Jian Raokong looked around the forum and found that the player with the highest level was already level [-], but he was still level [-] and was still lying on the bed unable to move.