Both the plot and I are in heaven [Transmigration Book]

What's the matter with this deceitful tone?

I have to say that Fang Huai is really scary when he is angry, like a raging lion that can tear people apart with his bare hands.

"Miss Qin is very pleased with the prince. I will help her connect with the prince on behalf of the eldest brother, and send her to the prince's mansion, and I will come back."

Xiao Yan didn't dare to be arrogant anymore. After explaining concisely, he tried his best to hold back two tears in his eyes, and said pitifully, choked up:

"It hurts, let me go!"

"I'm sorry, it was my momentary gaffe."

Seeing the tears in the corners of his eyes, Fang Huai's heart softened, and his expression softened instantly. Not only did he let go of his hand immediately, but he even wrapped him in his arms, and whispered concern:

"Are you still feeling unwell?"

"Ugh,"

Xiao Yan is the best at hitting snakes with sticks. He took advantage of the situation to touch Fang Huai's chest, and put his arms around his shoulders:

"My waist is sore and my legs are weak, and I run errands for my elder brother, and I'm almost gone."

He raised his eyes and pretended not to rub against Fang Huai's belly. Feeling the other person's body stiffen, Fang said with satisfaction:

"Master Hou was really murdered just now. I was too scared to move. Can you hug me?"

Fang Huai's Adam's apple slid a few times, and he somewhat felt that Xiao Yan was doing it on purpose, but there was no reason to let go of the person who had already hugged him, so he didn't let go, and hugged Xiao Yan horizontally:

"Go back to the room?"

"In such a hurry?" Xiao Yan succeeded in his plan, pursing his lips and smiling: "I'm hungry and want to eat."

During the dinner, Fang Huai seized the opportunity to ask: "If I remember correctly, isn't your elder brother Prince Xinyue? Why did you send other women to his bed?"

"Because he is the crown prince, he has the throne to inherit, and carrying on the family line is one of the emperor's responsibilities."

Resisting the urge to vomit, Xiao Yan said the above explanation, and then gave Fang Huai a playful look:

"But if it were me, the person I like would never want to share it with others. I think it's dirty."

Fang Huai's heart was shocked, Xiao Yan's thoughts coincided with his, could it be that this person was really a gift from heaven?

Naturally, the dinner was very frantic, Xiao Yan didn't think about being safe, he asked Fang Huai to feed him sometimes, and sometimes he had to mouth feed him.

The servants of the Hou's mansion stared straight at them. They all thought that Lord Hou would definitely not be able to bear it, and would turn the head of Mr. Xiao off. Who would have thought that Fang Huai was like a big cat being smoothed, Xiao Yan pointed out Wherever he goes, without rebuttal.

"Master Hou, it's getting late, it's time to take a bath."

Nestled lazily in Fang Huai's arms, Xiao Yan curled up a strand of his jet-black long hair with his index finger, thinking about getting to the point.

"Well, the servants have prepared hot water, you can go in."

Reluctantly letting go of the arms around Xiao Yan, Fang Huai knew that he was tired and should let him rest.

At this moment, Xiao Yan wanted to pull Fang Huai's head and knock hard to see if it was made of wood. Can't you understand such an obvious hint?

"Lord Hou,"

Xiao Yan suppressed his displeasure, wrapped around Fang Huai's body like a snake, stretched out the tip of his tongue to lick his Adam's apple, and exhaled like silk in his ear:

"What if I'm too tired and slip into the bathtub and drown? Or don't you want to be together?"

Since that day, there have been three more unwritten rules in the Hou Mansion:

One is that Hou Ye needs to separate into two connected rooms for bathing and bedtime; second, no one is allowed to appear in front of the two of them before Hou Ye takes Xiao Gongzi back to the room, and no one is allowed to peek; The servants will have to redo the bathroom.

It was because every night after Lord Hou and Young Master Xiao took a bath together, not only the floor was covered with water, but even the carpet, curtains, imperial concubine couch... almost everything in the house was stained with water, as if it had been flooded.

The whole Hou family also learned from this that the status of this Young Master Xiao in the heart of the Hou Ye was naturally mixed with surprise and contempt.

Xiao Yanquan fell on deaf ears, he can withstand the pressure to come out of the closet in modern times, and here he doesn't have to care about the opinions of unrelated people.

But even though Fang Huai intended to protect Xiao Yan from making irresponsible remarks, there is no impenetrable wall in the world.

"Second Young Master Xiao, the Empress Dowager invites you into the palace."

On this day, an uninvited visitor came to the Hou's mansion. It is said that Eunuch Ye who came was a celebrity around the queen mother. He looked at Xiao Yan who was hanging on Fang Huai's body with a fake smile, and pulled out a contemptuous smile.

Fang Huai held down Xiao Yan who was about to get up, and replied forcefully:

"May I ask why the Empress Dowager summoned Young Master Xiao? This Marquis can go there on her behalf."

Eunuch Ye sneered and said, "Master Hou is trying to resist the edict? Who does the Empress Dowager want to see, and when does she need to explain to Master Hou?"

"you……"

"I want to go."

Gently pressing Fang Huai's chest with one hand, Xiao Yan frowned, signaling him not to get angry:

"I believe the queen mother will not make things difficult for me, the Xiao family who are not ranked well."

Eunuch Ye in front of the hall sneered: "Second Young Master Xiao really understands righteousness, no wonder he coaxed Lord Hou into obedience."

After glaring at the eunuch fiercely, Fang Huai held Xiao Yan's hand backhand, and said firmly:

"I'm going with you."

For several days, Xiao Yan and Fang Huai were inseparable, and sometimes Xiao Yan couldn't get out of bed, almost forgetting about business.

The queen mother was not only the main murderer who killed Xiao Jian, but also indirectly caused the Xiao family to almost be wiped out. Xiao Yan wanted to meet this big boss for a long time, but he had never had the chance, but she did not expect her to come to him.

"It's probably because of me that she troubled you."

On the carriage, Fang Huai held Xiao Yan's hand tightly, with a serious expression on his face, as if he was afraid that he would lose him if he was not careful.

"take it easy."

The road to the palace was too short, Fang Huai hadn't had time to explain.But Xiao Yan was not worried at all unexpectedly, looked up at the high wall of the deep palace, and took a long breath:

"Let's go."

In the imperial garden full of flowers, the Empress Dowager was wearing a crimson palace dress embroidered with gold silk, wearing an emerald emerald inlaid with a silver phoenix with a pearl on her head, holding a bunch of red sandalwood beads the size of white grapes in her hand, her eyes were half closed, and she was chanting.

Only a little rouge and powder were applied on her face, a few strands of gorgeous hair were faintly exposed between her temples, and wrinkles spread out on the side of her hooked nose.

"Master Hou, please stop. The Empress Dowager summoned Second Young Master Xiao. Without permission, men are not allowed to enter the harem."

The guard politely blocked Fang Huai at the end of the corridor, Xiao Yan calmly withdrew his hand, turned his head and smiled at him, straightened up and walked away quickly.

"If you really have a white, tender and smooth skin, it's no wonder that the two brothers choose to serve others in Israel. It's much easier than seeking fame and fame."

After Xiao Yan knelt down and saluted, he didn't hear "Pingshen" for a long time. With the support of Ye Gonggong, the Empress Dowager walked forward slowly, bent down and reached out to pinch his chin.

The sharp nails scratched Xiao Yan's cheeks with pain, Xiao Yan was forced to raise his head, and couldn't help shivering when he met a pair of vicious eyes.

As expected of a woman who had experienced many battles in the harem, Xiao Yan's breathing was slightly short of breath due to the evil spirit emanating from her body.

"You asked Marquis Weiyuan to follow you because you were worried that the Ai family would harm you?"

The Empress Dowager's voice was so cold that there was no trace of warmth, and she secretly exerted force with her hands, pinching out fingerprints on Xiao Yan's face one by one:

"Did you really think that the Ai family would taboo a Marquis of Weiyuan?"

Just when Xiao Yan was in pain and wanted to push her away with his backhand, there was a commotion in the distance, the queen mother finally withdrew her hand, and cast a gloomy glance at Xiao Yan:

"Get up."

Xiao Yan's knees were stinging from the rough ground, and he stood up tremblingly, his face was still in hot pain, so he heard the Queen Mother snort coldly, and said mockingly:

"Your Xiao family's methods are really vile. You are so sanctimonious on the surface, thinking that sending your eldest brother into the palace as a concubine will win the emperor's favor and climb up the branch to become a phoenix?"

It turned out to be the case.

Xiao Yan finally heard her intention, and was prepared for it, pretending to obey and replied:

"The Empress Dowager Mingjian, the big brother of the villain has absolutely no intention of entering the palace."

"Still sophistry!"

With one sleeve, he swept the jade basin on the stone table to the ground and smashed it to pieces. The queen mother asked the maid to clean it up leisurely, raised her eyebrows and said:

"Marquis Weiyuan is the only courtier in the court who supports the new emperor's establishment of a male concubine, and you are ambiguous with him. How should you punish this crime of deception?"

what?

Xiao Yan suddenly raised his head, unbelievable: How could Fang Huai support it?

"However, the Ai family is dedicated to the Buddha and is compassionate."

Killing intent floated in the Empress Dowager's eyes, and the corners of her mouth curled up, as if Xiao Yan was just an animal waiting to be slaughtered:

"Lying is a violation of the great precept, and you will go to hell after death. Second Young Master Xiao should go to the Buddhist hall to concentrate on chanting sutras, and beg the Buddha to lighten the crime."

"The empress dowager forgives."

Dou Da's cold sweat rolled down from his forehead, Xiao Yan remembered clearly that in the book Xiao Jian had been subjected to this kind of punishment, and he became a cripple in just one night.

The so-called "Buddhist Hall" was ventilated from all sides, and the stone floor was icy cold. Xiao Jian, who practiced martial arts since childhood, couldn't stand it, let alone Xiao Yan.

"Eldest brother really has no intention of entering the palace, Lord Hou will persuade the emperor to think twice."

Lying on the ground with hatred, Xiao Yan was even more surprised how Fang Huai would agree, it was clearly not written in the book.

wrong.

After realizing it, Xiao Yan wanted to beat his brains out: Fang Huai in the book loved Xiao Jian to death, and now Fang Huai was fighting with him every day, so he still couldn't remember who Xiao Jian was.

"Ha ha."

Out of the corner of his eye, the toe of the empress dowager's brocade shoe was getting closer and closer, and he barely stopped when he stepped on Xiao Yan's finger. He heard a triumphant smile above his head:

"Early knowledge of current affairs is not good, but reflection is still necessary, so let's copy Buddhist scriptures here sixty times instead."

When Xiao Yan finished copying the Buddhist scriptures, the sun had already set, and he was only wearing two thin robes, which could hardly resist the cold wind at night. His five fingers were bent into strange shapes, and he had already lost consciousness.

Catching Xiao Yan with a pale face and sloppy steps, Fang Huai had just touched his hand when he heard Xiao Yan let out a low sob:

"Don't, your hand is about to break."

Fang Huai's heart was cut like a knife, he took off his fur cloak and wrapped it around Xiao Yan, carrying him back to the carriage all the way.

The soreness in Xiao Yan's arms did not disappear, but fortunately his frozen body gradually recovered under the warm embrace, nestled in Fang Huai's arms and asked in a low voice:

"I heard from the queen mother that you support the emperor's establishment of a male concubine?"

"I originally thought that as long as the emperor sets a precedent for establishing a male concubine, you and I can..."

Unexpectedly, the Empress Dowager would attack Xiao Yan, Fang Huai was half scared, half annoyed: This old hag!

If it wasn't for his weakness, Xiao Yan would have wanted to beat him up, and he greeted the author ten thousand times by the way:

The characters in this book are all love brains!This Guo Jia pill!

However, Xiao Yan never expected that Fang Huai would actually want to marry him. With mixed feelings in his heart, he replied with a sigh:

"But my elder brother doesn't want to enter the palace as a concubine, and you can also see that if my elder brother really becomes a male concubine, waiting for him will only lead to death."

Fearing that Fang Huai would not understand, Xiao Yan simply pointed out:

"The emperor only wants to bring the eldest brother into the harem out of the man's desire to conquer. If he gets it, he will throw it aside. More importantly, the meaning of the existence of the Sangong and Sixth Courtyard is to preserve the royal blood, and secondly, it is only for the blood of the royal family. A tool for the emperor to have fun. A barren male concubine is not only worthless, but also more likely to threaten the royal lineage."

He quietly pressed Shanghuai's ear, and said in a breathy voice:

"Otherwise, why do you think the eunuch wants to purify himself, leaving such a 'male concubine' in the harem, it is just an excuse, so that people can seize the opportunity to frame the elder brother for cuckolding the emperor."

Although love is easy to make people's IQ drop, Fang Huai is not stupid, and Xiao Yan understands it, but he is still unwilling:

"If I oppose the emperor's establishment of a male concubine, how can I welcome you in the future?"

Xiao Yan choked for breath, endured the inexplicable dull pain in his heart, and fixedly looked into Fang Huai's eyes:

"I won't marry you, at least not right now."

Looking at the person in front of him in disbelief, Fang Huai opened his mouth silently, too shocked to be sad.

"I'll be by your side until you hate me, or I hate you,"

Making up his mind, Xiao Yan said slowly:

"But it doesn't mean that I will be attached to you. I can't bear to share you with other women or men. When you have two hearts or want to have offspring, I will leave on my own. You should think clearly."