Don't Be My Old Man [Entertainment]

"Little fence, little fence, you're going to get lucky, hurry up and buy a lottery ticket!"

The manager opened the door and came in while shouting, unceremoniously occupying the only small sofa in the small apartment of [-] square meters, and at the same time took away the small jar of lychee wine in the refrigerator with familiarity.

In an instant, the rich aroma of fruit wine filled the whole room.

The young man lying on the bed and playing with his mobile phone looked picturesque, and immediately threw the mobile phone away, looking at his manager quietly with a pair of "Kazlan's big eyes" praised by a few fans, "That's me!" I plan to give myself a reward after losing weight."

A few days ago, when I went to audition, the director told him that he was too fat and asked him to lose weight. From then on, he lived a life of only one boiled egg, a plate of cold okra and ten lettuce leaves every day.

As for wine, don't even think about it, just drink plain water!

"What do you care about losing weight, just ignore him." The manager licked his lips, smashed his mouth, "It's better to put more wine to make it more fragrant, little fence, your craftsmanship has regressed, it's not as good as your father's brewing drink."

Xiao Lili, also known as Yang Li, still looked at him resentfully.

"Well, I'm not going to be a joke anymore." The manager smiled like a flower, which didn't match his current tall and strong figure at all, "You know what, little fence, you're going to be in luck!"

"You yelled this just now when you entered the door. I'm not deaf."

"You don't understand, do you know "Sword Family"?"

"Of course I know." Yang Li took the phone back in his hand, "Didn't it be announced a few days ago? This may be Zheng Wushu's last TV series before he became emperor. There are several popular Weibo, so don't spend money on it." .”

"Sword Family" can be said to be the most popular male fairy novel in the entertainment circle, with a huge number of fans!And because the male lead is obsessed with swords from the beginning to the end, and there are decent women in it, one dies one, and two dies a pair, so it subtly fits the taste of a wave of girls with high consumption power, and is even more popular. Add fire.

Because the author himself is a rich man, and he doesn't care about the money for IP adaptation. The one he picks is called a powerful one, and he doesn't want to sell it at all.Who knows, the author said in a blink of an eye that "Sword Family" will start filming, and the candidates must meet everyone's expectations, which has whetted the readers' appetites.

At that time, everyone was guessing, and the first-tier and second-tier niche students were all slipped past once. In the end, the official announced that it was Zheng Wushu, and the book fans went crazy.

This is Zheng Wushu ahhhhhhh!

Great God!

legend!

Zheng Wushu was only five years old when he debuted. He has been a child actor since he was a child, and he has a lot of fans of his parents. When he grows up, the longer he looks, the more beautiful he is.

When he was 15 years old, he was already nominated for Best Actor, but unfortunately he lost to another old man. At that time, there were many powerful people in the entertainment industry. Because Zheng Wushu was young, the awards that should belong to him were always wrong. Some of them missed him and ran with him every year.

Until this year, Zheng Wushu won numerous praises for his "Orphan", and there was no film that could be hit in the same period. His fans have been so excited that they have drawn many lucky draws.

It's a pity that the awards won't start until two months later, so everyone can only wait.

Therefore, at this critical juncture, no one has ever thought that this future actor grand slam candidate will go down to earth to act in a TV series, or an IP ancient costume fairy tale drama?

In the end, it was him.

Just when Zheng Wushu's fans were questioning, Zheng Wushu and the author came out and posted nine group photos together, saying that they are good brothers who grew up together since childhood, and Zheng Wushu finally has a schedule to help his brothers.

As a result, the voice of doubt immediately disappeared without a trace.

After Yang Li finished speaking, he was taken aback for a moment, took several breaths, and looked at the manager in surprise, "You...you don't mean to say, I want...to..."

"That's right, otherwise I'd say you're in luck!" The manager slapped his thigh excitedly, "This time "Sword Family" was filmed by Zheng Wushu and his brothers, so when choosing candidates, we paid special attention to The fit of the image. In "Sword Family", the male protagonist has a bunch of brothers. It is said in the book that everyone looks alike, so ah, this time the actors are selected based on their resemblance to Zheng Wushu. Your eyebrows and eyes are quite similar to his!"

In fact, the manager made a mistake. It should be said that Yang Li is very similar to the former Zheng Wushu.

Zheng Wushu is a legend in the entertainment circle, a cash cow that everyone wants to take a bite of, so many entertainment companies used Zheng Wushu's face to find newcomers, and Yang Li was picked because his facial features were very similar to the young Zheng Wushu Among them, he planned to make his debut under the name of "Xiao Zheng Wushu".

But Yang Li was unlucky, he hadn't packaged it yet, and other companies launched several "Xiao Zheng Wushun" in one go, which was stolen by others. There are a lot of the same style on the market, and Yang Li hasn't made his official debut yet. It can be said that he was thrown into the cold palace, which is extremely miserable.

But Zheng Wushu tried his best to change his image in order to win the actor.

Zheng Wushu, the androgynous boy back then, has turned into a handsome and reliable young man, while Yang Li is still a thin, fair-skinned boy, the similarity is limited.

"I... what role am I?" Yang Li felt that he was about to be knocked out by the pie that fell from the sky.

"It hasn't been decided yet, but the male protagonist has three brothers, two older brothers and one younger brother. They are all good characters, and they all have their own independent roles. You are already one of the candidates." The agent is full of confidence in Yang Li, " As long as you work hard, the role is yours."

In other words, the horoscope has not been written yet?

"What's your expression? It's just us two rookies. It's a great opportunity to have this opportunity!" The manager hated the iron and said, "You are unlucky, and you ran into the same bad guy who is walking around all over the place!" Timing, now those same models are being transformed everywhere, so there are not many similar ones left, so this is your way out. I have already inquired, this time, go to participate in the bureau organized by the director, plus you There are only four people. Choose three out of four, my dear, are you still not able to choose at this rate?"

After all, Zheng Wushu and the others didn't play their cards according to common sense this time, and just picked the ones who looked alike, and those people didn't even have time to have plastic surgery.

Yang Li usually only acts as a male N number in Gouxue online dramas at most, and after so many years, he only gets into a [-]-square-meter apartment. If he can participate in "Sword Family", it will be the distance from hell to heaven. Seeing that his agent is about to take off!

Therefore, the broker is ambitious about this, like a rooster with its neck stretched out, ready to peck at any time and fight for a flower.

Hey, it's not easy being an agent.

He originally worked as a security guard in the same entertainment company as Yang Li, and had dreamed of being a star since he was a child, but unfortunately he couldn't do anything and had to settle for the next best thing, being a manager.A few years ago, he also brought out a female celebrity who was about to be promoted to the second tier, but it turned out that the female celebrity and a certain official who had been dismissed were unclear. All the artists have run away, only Yang Li is left.

It's not that Yang Li doesn't want to run away, but that he has nothing to do if he runs away.

When the company of the two of them went bankrupt, and the two of them have supported each other all the way, they can be regarded as friends in need. A pack of instant noodles can be shared between two people!

"I'll work hard!" Yang Li encouraged himself.

"It's not hard work, it's determination!" The manager stared at the soybean-like eyes, and upgraded to soybeans soaked in water for a day. "If we can't get the role, let's quit the circle and sell wine."

...Yang Li really wanted to tell his manager that his small wine shop was too poor to recruit newcomers.

Because he was going to attend the dinner, Yang Li put on his best clothes, tried his best to look like Zheng Wushu when he was young, and even spent money to rent a luxury car to take him to the hotel.

When the manager waved his hand, it was so tragic that Yang Li didn't dare to look at him more.

According to what was said before, Yang Li followed the waiter to the reserved box. Apart from him, there were three young men with similar facial features sitting there. When they saw him coming, they all had unkind eyes.

Yang Li sneaked a few glances, and found that he was a little more similar to the young Zheng Wushu than both of them.

It seems that the weight loss these days is still effective.

When the director and author are all present, the dinner can begin.

Zheng Wushu couldn't come because there was an awards ceremony to attend at night.

Yang Li also secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

How should I put it, the family has a long history, if a home brewer like them sells fake wine, it will be a matter of smashing the signboard.However, in front of Zheng Wushu, Yang Li was a fake wine, a counterfeit.

When this fake product meets the real one, it is only a lie if it is true!

Ordinary people know what kind of virtue a dinner in the entertainment circle is.Isn't it just flirting, touching hands, and going to bed politely?

Yang Li participated in fewer dinners.

It's purely because he is not popular, so he is not qualified to participate in such a dinner, but he has already made corresponding preparations, so there will be no problem.

As soon as the ordered food and wine came to the table, one of the men, whose nose and mouth were very similar to Zheng Wushu's, immediately stood up, said a lot of good things, and at the same time took out a few specially packaged gift boxes and gave them to The director and others.

Yang Li glanced at it and saw clearly the logo on the gift box, and immediately he was out of breath.

This is equivalent to one-third of his apartment!

Damn rich.

The wicked bourgeoisie.

Isn't it a blatant bribery?

Director, you must refuse.

As Yang Li thought about it, he saw the director smiling and saying a few nice words to this man with a similar nose and mouth, touching his little hand, and putting away the gift box.

... That's right, I will accept it if I change it, after all, the price is not cheap, and they have paid for it.

The second man, who looked a little like the handsome Zheng Wushu now, didn't know if he heard some news or something, and sat directly on the director's lap...on his lap to pick up food for the director.

Fuck, it's not dark yet, so you can just let it go?

Yang Li swallowed, feeling that he probably couldn't do it.

The remaining one was even more amazing, and he started talking directly to the author. He was actually a fellow, and even specially brought the author special products from his hometown?

It's the emotional card, and it's great!

Eye-opening, worthwhile trip.

Seeing that these three people have their own methods, and the Eight Immortals have their own supernatural powers, if he doesn't take action, he will be drowned!

Yang Li couldn't sit still.

Four out of three, if he really loses, the manager must not eat him?It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get ahead as promised.

No, I'm going to come up with a trick.

Yang Li stood up abruptly, "Director, I have admired you for a long time, and I don't have any other gifts for you, so I can only toast you first."

The actor who brought food to the director sneered, he knew Yang Li was a poor man with outdated clothes.

Who knew that Yang Li didn't come here, and immediately opened the baijiu, Fenjiu, and a certain well-known brand of tribute wine on the table, and poured the three kinds of wine directly into a cup and filled it up.

Anyone who knows something about wine knows that if you drink wine mixed, the alcohol content will be high, and it is easy to get drunk.

Yang Li raised the wine that had been brewed, and cupped his hands to the director, "I'll do it first as a respect."

Gulu Gulu, drink it all in one gulp.

After Yang Li finished drinking, without blushing or twitching, he poured himself another glass of the same one, and said to the author, "Your "Sword Family" is so magnificent, for this, I have to share with you." Have a toast."

Another gulp.

The eyes of the director and the author immediately turned towards Yang Li.

"Assistant director, your job is the hardest. I have nothing to say, so I'll have a toast with you!"

Still gulp it down.

After three cups, everyone on the table looked at Yang Li.

Yang Li showed a shy smile, "Sorry, I just saw everyone getting excited, so I couldn't help but drink more."

"Okay, it's huge!" The director's curiosity about Yang Li immediately arose, "The alcohol content of this wine is not low. Seeing how refreshing you are, I'll have a toast with you too!"

"Okay then, I'll have another drink with you, director." Yang Li was even more straightforward, raising his glass and pouring himself wine.

man.

Wine, sex and wealth, this wine is ranked first.

No boss or boss would dislike employees who can drink, and the entertainment industry is no exception.

After a few glasses of rice wine, both the director and the author were a little tipsy. The author boasted that he could drink too much, and after getting into a fight with Yang Li, he said in a daze, "If you can drink us all down, this movie drama, there is always a role for you!"

The director also booed, "Yes, I will testify."

Yang Li was extremely satisfied. Whether it was the older brother or the younger brother, they were all characters with their own independent plot lines. They were guaranteed to attract a wave of fans, and maybe they could catch Zheng Wushu's popularity and sell CP.

On his face, it was as if he had suffered a big loss, but there was an imperceptible joy in the hardship, "Then it's settled."

The author has something to say:

A Thousand Cups Don't Drunk·Little Fence: I'm not bragging, in this kind of dinner, there is no one who I can't drink!

ps: Lychee wine, also known as Chongbi wine, I originally wanted this to be the name of the content summary, but then I thought that everyone might not know Chongbi wine, or lychee wine is simple and easy to understand~

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The new article assumes that Yang Li’s parents are craftsmen who make wine and sell wine, so this article not only writes about the entertainment industry, but also writes about the history of the protagonist’s fortune in wine making and selling. ", you can read this article of 233333, let yourself go for a while~