Take a fairy back to the city

To Mu Yunfeng, this cave was like a kennel, with a height of no more than 2 meters. He stood upright, so he still lay on the ground like a rogue, thinking about how to escape for a while.

Pocket people are capable. Dozens of them work together to divide and cooperate. Some are in charge of purchasing, some are in charge of banquets, and some are in charge of dressing up.One by one laughed happily.

Mu Yunfeng saw a person packing things by his side. He was more elegantly dressed, and he thought that he was not an ordinary worker, so he asked, "Are you his wife too?"

The chubby pocket man nodded proudly, and said sharply, "Yes, I am Mr. Jiu's fifth wife."

"Why are you willing to marry eight people to one person?"

"Oh hehe" he giggled, "We Boer people advocate having many children and grandchildren, so we don't get tired from working like this." While talking, he squeezed his orchid finger and looked closely at the rings on his finger. The face is incredible.

"Are you all androgynous?"

"Yes."

"Can you help me untie the bondage? I promise to be obedient and not run away. How can anyone get married so wronged the groom? It's unlucky, you know?"

The man thought for a while and looked around. Everyone was busy with lowered heads. Mu Yunfeng saw that he seemed a little shaken and continued to lobby. Who knew he waved his hand and said, "Only my husband has the right to make decisions. If he agrees, you can." Untie. Although you human beings think it is unlucky, but for us, it is the highest etiquette, and you will have to be tied when you go to worship!"

Mu Yunfeng almost choked himself to death with a sip of water, is it the highest etiquette?Is this a sadist?

"You don't follow Mr. Fan's words? He said to follow our human tradition. When he comes later, I will sue you for abusing me! He will beat the shit out of you with a single spell!" He said so in his mouth, but in his heart I'm scolding Fan Canghai, this scumbag, black-bellied, lonely man, with a human face and a beast's heart... I fell into his hands, from digging a trap for me to selling me to a promiscuous species, every step of the way, why am I like this? stupid?Heart is under the kyte……

He no longer imagined those self-righteous warm scenes, because it would make him look stupid.

The fifth wife hesitated a little when he heard Mu Yunfeng carry Fan Canghai out. Mu Yunfeng thought it would be useful, so he said, "Do you know who I am? I'm Fan Canghai's younger brother! Dear brother, he will come back soon." I will definitely come over to have a drink, seeing you treat me like this, when the time comes, you will wait for the clan to be exterminated, right?"

"This Mr. Fan is really so powerful? I heard that he can turn clouds and rain, and he is a great immortal master!"

Mu Yunfeng kept nodding, in order to escape for his life, he had no choice but to continue to praise Fan Canghai.

"So, untie me now! Don't mess it up."

He thought for a while and said, "Okay then, I'll go ask my husband first."

Mu Yunfeng's stomach was churning when he spoke one after another. He clearly looked like a man with a beard, but he called Mr. Jiu "husband" in a high-pitched voice. It was so weird!baffling!

Soon the ordinary cave dwellings were flourishingly decorated, the materials were bought from the market, window grilles were pasted on the windows, and red paper was pasted on all the wedding supplies.

Mu Yunfeng struggled constantly while thinking about how to get rid of the shackles, but the rope on his hand was tied too tightly, and he couldn't untie it for a while, and there were people coming and going around him, so he tried to transform into a knife, but couldn't.

Is it possible that the Buddha thinks that I have not reached a dead end?I'm already like this, isn't it a dead end? !Mu Yunfeng even wanted to scold the Buddha, but after thinking about it, forget it, and he will have to rely on the old man for a while.

Suddenly, the people working inside ran out like frightened birds. Mu Yunfeng felt that the opportunity had come, but a group of people came in immediately. , the fifth wife who spoke sharply just now was also there, and he looked at Mu Yunfeng apologetically.

And the bloated man clearly had a lot of status.His clothes were the most gorgeous that Mu Yunfeng had ever seen, with gold and silver around his neck, rings all over his fingers, and his green hair was neatly combed.

It's just that he looks very weak, with a hunched back, and he has already coughed several times since he came in.

Mu Yunfeng felt his saliva flying all over the place, so he couldn't help but took a few steps back, holding his breath.

He sat on a chair, two people behind him beat his back and shook his fans, and the others stood respectfully with their hands down.With this posture, Mu Yunfeng thought he saw the empress dowager!It turns out that not only human beings, as long as there is a head, they all want to distinguish between superiority and inferiority.

Although Mu Yunfeng was tall, they looked condescending, but he had also experienced the arm strength of these people, so they were not at the same level!He himself has nothing but a skin, not to mention that he is alone.

"Don't kneel down for the eldest sister!" Someone next to the "Empress Dowager" shouted at Mu Yunfeng, looking like a big maid next to an important person.

Kneel down?My majestic eight-foot man wants to kneel down to this three-inch nail?Mu Yunfeng was disdainful in his heart, and said "cut", and two people wanted to come forward to teach him a lesson.

Mu Yunfeng took a step back.

At this time, the "Empress Dowager" who was called the eldest sister waved her hands and coughed violently again. The people around her immediately beat his back and squeezed his bones as if they were serving Jia Mu.

Mu Yunfeng saw clearly that this person had a dirty face, the exposed skin had gray and red spots, and there was a piece of festered skin on the neck.

He finally stopped coughing, took a breath, and then said slowly: "You don't have to pay the big gift, it's not too late to pay attention to it after you pass the door. I heard that you are Mr. Fan's younger brother?"

Although he didn't want to admit it, but he had to say this, Mu Yunfeng nodded.

"It's really a blessing for the master to marry Mr. Fan's younger brother." He said so, but Mu Yunfeng didn't think he was complimenting him, but instead shot a murderous look in his eyes.

"Big sister talking to you, are you dumb? You don't like to talk, do you want to cut off your tongue?" That "servant" reprimanded Mu Yunfeng again, and the young man felt so angry that he had nowhere to release his anger. People pointing around is so fucking useless!

"Hello, big sister, my name is Mu Yunfeng. I didn't want to get involved in your family affairs. I came here because I was framed! If you don't like me, you can kick me out." He thought that he didn't have to kick me out. We are married, and everyone is happy.

When everyone heard him say this, they were actually very calm, as if they had heard this set of rhetoric a long time ago.

"After entering this gate, don't even think about going out, we Boer people are still waiting for you to spread your branches and leaves!" The eldest sister and wife said in a strange way.

The white-haired young man retched and nearly fell down. Facing a group of androgynous fantasy creatures, what else could he say?They don't need to look at their gender when they get married. Anyway, everyone is fully functional, and they just need to work hard for the population.

"Even if you have won the heart of the master now, there are family rules, and the order is orderly. I hope you can understand."

"I understand." Mu Yunfeng didn't want to talk to him, anyway, let's move on first, and just find a chance to escape.

"Then the cleansing ceremony will begin now."

"Purification ritual?" Why does this sound so weird?Did Mu Yunfeng think he wanted to take off his clothes?He remembered the scene where the man in black took off his clothes three or two times, and the humiliation was still fresh in his memory!He really wants to save face, what's the matter with being stripped off all the time?Now another cleansing ceremony?Do you want to be so crazy?

No one answered him, and they started the so-called cleansing ceremony on their own. Someone brought in a basin of water and put it under the feet of the old lady. His shoes were taken off by the waiter, and his feet smelled bad. The smell comes out immediately.Mu Yunfeng's nose is very sensitive, and he wanted to cry because of the stink, and he thought that the constipation for half a month was not so bad!

Others were indifferent, as if they couldn't smell it at all!

What's even more frightening is that those feet are full of festering sores!shocking!

Didn't you mean to perform a cleansing ceremony?Why did the eldest wife wash her feet in front of everyone?Looking at the basin of footwashing water, Mu Yunfeng felt a bad premonition.

He felt like he was trapped in a house!This big sister is launching his big action of standing up!And his actions started from this basin of footwashing water.

Mu Yunfeng looked around quickly, thinking about the countermeasures to escape. If he didn't resist at this time, he would be trampled into the mud.

"Yeah—" the elder sister who washed the feet closed her eyes and let out a sigh of enjoyment, then suddenly coughed violently, and then spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground.

"Ah—" The crowd scattered in shock, startled by the thick red phlegm.

That is a mouthful of blood!

"Eldest sister, you need to be treated if you are sick, so don't bother here!" Mu Yunfeng kindly reminded him, "You are not a minor illness, don't you have a doctor?"

"Eldest sister has been ill for a long time, and there is no doctor here who can treat this disease." The fifth wife said sharply.

The eldest wife was out of breath for a long time, and finally raised his feet, saying: "First perform the cleansing ceremony, I will go back to rest."

"What do you want to do? What are you going to use this dark water for?" Mu Yunfeng asked predictably. These people have been challenging the bottom line of morality. It's hard to say what else they will do!

"The cleansing ceremony means," the servant girl said, "you drink three mouthfuls of elder sister's footwashing water, and from now on you will be obedient, harmonious and beautiful, and work together to serve the master, spread the branches and spread the leaves, and brighten the lintel of the door."

"How did you learn so many idioms?"

"Aha, this is learned from your anthropology! If you use our language, you can't understand it."

"Foot washing water? Just those feet? Those dead feet are smelly and rotten. Don't bully people too much!" Mu Yunfeng roared. If his hands were free, he would have picked up a stool and smashed them over.

"Dead feet?" The eldest wife got angry, and shouted with all the strength he had left: "Foot it into his mouth! It's like this now, and it won't be the same in the future?"

Two short men with big arms and round waists came towards Mu Yunfeng. He ran outside with his legs loose, but was hugged by his thighs and couldn't move no matter what.They beat him hard on the back of his knees, forcing him to his knees.

"You bunch of crazy dead monsters!"

No one paid any attention to his abuse, and the black basin of footwashing water was brought over, and Mu Yunfeng was the first to vomit.But he told himself that he couldn't be so useless, he had to resist!

How to resist?Despite their small stature, this group of people is extremely powerful. He lowered his head and thought, and the water for washing feet slowly came over.Someone twisted his chin to accept the ritual of washing feet with water.

In a certain room of the headquarters of the Anti-Magic Team, several inspectors who had just suffered in front of Fan Canghai stood in a row. Opposite them was a man in a wheelchair. In the bright light, with two mustaches and a sly expression, he seemed a bit opaque.

He said: "So, you can't go in and search?" His voice was low, as if he was pressing his throat to make a gloomy tone, but the words clearly pierced into his ears, making people shudder.

The leading inspector replied: "Yes."

The man in the wheelchair said: "Keep watching. Fan Canghai is just bluffing. It's been a long time since he made a move. No one knows how much he can do. He only talks about it every day, talking about living in peace with the creatures in the illusion, coward." , What a coward! How can we fight Duanmu like this? He is no longer the demon king he used to be!" When he went berserk, his sinister voice was like the creaking sound of fingernails scratching glass, which tormented the listener's ears even more.

Excited, he finally calmed down, and after thinking for a while, he ordered: "As long as you don't get caught by him, keep an eye on that ancient locust tree! I haven't settled my account with him yet! But don't start a fight with him!" In a direct conflict, a lean camel is bigger than a horse, and you are not his opponent."

"Yes."

At this time someone came in, and he said something in the ear of the wheelchair man.The wheelchair man immediately gave an order: "Fan Canghai has made a move, the two of you immediately go and watch him to see where he is going and what he is doing. Remember, don't expose him!"

"Yes."

The footwashing water came towards Mu Yunfeng like a demon, and he suddenly slammed his head into the basin of water, the basin fell from his hand, drew an arc in the air, and splashed on the eldest wife with a splash , He also got a lot in his mouth.

"Hey, I let you bully me! You perverts!" Mu Yunfeng provocatively proudly, who knew that he received two big slaps on the face immediately, and it was the servant girl who slapped him.

Everyone hurriedly cleaned the eldest wife, his face was livid with anger, he bared his teeth and claws, and roared that he wanted to skin Mu Yunfeng!

"What are you doing here?"

There was a voice at the door, and Mr. Jiu asked with an angry face, but when he saw Mu Yunfeng's miserable state and the mess in the room, he probably understood.

But he kept calm and said: "Stop messing around here, the auspicious time has come, change clothes for the newcomer immediately! Don't hinder my wedding ceremony!"

He flicked his sleeves and left, the farce was suspended, and the old lady angrily warned Mu Yunfeng to wait and see!

"Cut! In the future? How long do you have to live?" Mu Yunfeng didn't show weakness, and it's still okay to swear.

After they left, the young man breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to himself: Why does my illusion always lose the chain?I need a Machine|Gun to level this place!

Could it be a mechanism|The gun is too advanced?Tathagata thinks there is no need for such a big battle?

Then have a □□!

However, it didn't happen for a long time.

A few pocket men came in with bright red dresses, chatting and laughing, saying that fortunately there are ready-made ones at the market, otherwise the impromptu order would not be able to keep up with the worship.

Seeing that they were about to dress him, Mu Yunfeng begged, "Let go of me, I will wear it myself, and give me some dignity, okay?"

They looked at each other, and one of them said: "The groom is the protagonist, we must serve the groom according to the highest etiquette, otherwise Mr. Jiu will blame us."

"Your highest etiquette is disrespect, rudeness, and abuse to us humans. You can't tie me up forever! Be careful that I will make trouble for you in the future."

They looked at each other again and said, "Actually, we are also very helpless, please be respectful rather than follow orders."

His mouth was worn out, but his clothes were still taken off... He felt extremely ashamed to be scrutinized naked.

Helplessness, anger, and shame filled his heart, breaking down his psychological defenses bit by bit. He curled up in a corner, staring blankly ahead, as if he could no longer hear the slightest noise from the outside world.

The wedding scene is in full swing.

Mu Yunfeng, who was wearing a red dress, was indeed tied up. They said that this was the highest etiquette given to him on the basis of respecting human traditions, and Mu Yunfeng was like a puppet.

A pair of newlyweds, one tall and one short in red dresses, walked into the auditorium slowly.An old couple sat in the high hall, next to Mr. Jiu's eldest wife, who sat there coughing continuously, but was also drowned in the sound of drums and gongs.

Mu Yunfeng had a melancholy look on his face, he seemed to be desperate, his brows were furrowed, and his lips were tightly pursed.He never thought that he would have such a day, marry someone he doesn't love, and even be betrayed by someone he trusts!

He hates himself for being too emotional, why should he invest in emotion just to do the task?It's really ridiculous!People's hearts are separated by belly, what kind of heart is behind the smiling expression?

He wanted to bite his tongue to kill himself, but he was a man, and he was so unwilling, so could it be that he had to go to the point of biting off the tool of crime?What if they were tied even during the bridal chamber?They're a sadistic bunch! SM is no problem!

Being tied like this, with the hands behind the back, nothing can be used for illusion, let alone the Tathagata has lost the chain.

The ceremony continued, and someone shouted: "Let's pay homage to the high hall."

Mu Yunfeng was forced to kneel down, and Mr. Jiu beside him also knelt down, but suddenly he coughed continuously, just like his eldest wife.Mu Yunfeng glanced at him coldly, cursing him for coughing up his heart, liver, spleen and lungs.

He finally stopped and was about to start kowtowing.Mu Yunfeng was also pinned on the head, he couldn't stand it, and was in a stalemate for several seconds.

With a sound of "poof", there was suddenly a pool of blood on the floor in front of him. Mu Yunfeng had sharp eyesight and quick feet, and quickly backed away from that place.There was a commotion from the crowd. It turned out that the old lady sitting in front had vomited blood, and her whole body was convulsed like a goat, and she kept scratching with her hands. No one dared to go forward to help him for a short time.

That Mr. Jiu focused all his attention on Mu Yunfeng, and he didn't even care about his wife's life or death. When Mu Yunfeng saw that he was coming towards him, he quickly kicked him in the crotch. This kick was unusual. With great effort, he squatted down with a whimper.

Mu Yunfeng took advantage of the chaos to squeeze back, the ceremony was interrupted by the eldest wife, and everyone got busy.

"Catch him! Catch him for me!"

As soon as Mr. Jiu yelled loudly, a group of people appeared behind Mu Yunfeng, and they threw him down all at once. He struggled desperately, and his clothes were torn several times.This material is very thin and cannot withstand tossing. After a while, Mu Yunfeng became disheveled, but the five flowers are still tied!

"This is a human being, the offspring must be excellent!", "Let's go together.", "Everyone has a share, why should Mr. Jiu be the first?!" "The first is the best!" He heard their filthy words, They didn't just want to arrest him, they didn't just want to marry a wife.

"Help..." He struggled to stand up, he didn't know where to run away, and these pocket people were staring at him like wolves.He yelled for help in a low voice, knowing that no one would come, he still yelled in vain.