Questions about eating and being eaten in the Chinese zodiac

"Hello, everyone, welcome to CFGSD (Convulsion Death Squad). I am the host Shen Jingbing. Today we are going to talk about the culture of the Eastern Han Dynasty. The first thing we will study is this. Please look here. (Pointing to the big screen behind) This is the famous copper Galloping Horse—Ma Treading Feiyan, also known as Ma Chao Longque. We all know that this work was unearthed in the tomb of Zhang Mou, a military officer stationed in Zhangye in the Eastern Han Dynasty, and his wife were buried together. Therefore, some people regard it as a "marital relationship" As for the representative of "deep", as for how this kind of saying breaks through the secular barriers and gives people "Lei Lei is healthier"? Please look here carefully (the picture on the screen is enlarged, and finally it is fixed on the flying swallow on the back hoof of the bronze galloping horse. above), did you see that, the flying swallow under the bronze galloping horse looks back affectionately, watching the galloping horse on it, its emotion is touching and sobering..."

—— Yan Yu turned off the TV with a dark face, then turned around and yelled at the bathroom: "The one whose surname is Ma! Get out of here!"

The bathroom door opened in response, and Ma Jun came out wiping his hair. The crystal clear water droplets meandered down along the marble-like chest and abdominal muscles, and submerged into the imaginative area surrounded by white bath towels. It's really "beautiful and delicious"! (Swallowing saliva silently, Gudong!)

"What's the matter?" came out a baritone voice as gorgeous and melodious as broken jade and broken gold.

Yan Yu stared viciously at the handsome face in front of him, his face was flushed with anger, "Ma Jun! I tell you! I never fell in love with you, a rascal!"

"Oh?" Ma Jun rubbed his hair for a moment, then continued to do it as if nothing had happened, "What's the stimulus?"

Yan Yu didn't speak, and kept bristling with anger.

"Could it be that someone has labeled her as "delicate" again?" Ma Jun raised his eyebrows.

Yan Yu: "Hmph!"

"Or was it bullied by your group of rotten girls'girlfriends' again?"

Yan Yu was angry: "Hmph!"

"Or were they despised by them again because they boasted that they wanted to counterattack?"

Yan Yu was furious, "Hmph!"

"Huh? Isn't it? Well, whoever bullied you, come on, Lao Gong will help you vent your anger!" Ma Jun finally finished wiping his hair, threw the towel away, sat down on the sofa, stretched his arms over Yan Yu, asked with a smile.

Yan Yu turned around to avoid it, and replied with a heavy nasal voice, "Huh!"

Ma Jun: "...(⊙o⊙)

Next, Ma Jun probed, coaxed, and laughed...even finally, he finally figured out the reason that caused his beloved to explode——

"Huh?" Ma Jun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Just because of this?

"What the hell is 'just because of this'? This matter is very serious and easy to kill? I tell you solemnly! I didn't look back at you affectionately back then! I was scared! Scared! I was really downcast back then I have been moldy for eight lifetimes! I finally learned the flying skill of 'sweeping', but you stepped on my back! I was so scared that I didn't dare to fly at low altitude for half a year! I am miserable!" Yan Yu babbled again in pain Telling the history of the revolutionary family, from being flung out of the nest by the brothers and sisters when they were born ((＋﹏＋)), to being plunged into the dung pile when they first learned to fly ((＋﹏＋)～), to growing up The queen showed love to the magpie next door, but was rejected by the other party on the grounds that "different types cannot fall in love" ((＋﹏＋) ~ crazy dizzy), and kept talking about all kinds of "extremely sad history of blood and tears" after meeting Ma Jun ( Yan Yu's own statement, not the author's point of view!)...

Ma Jun nodded frequently, feeling drowsy.

Finally, Yan Yu finished chattering, turned his head and saw that Ma Jun had almost fallen asleep in a daze.

"Get up! Go back to your room and go to sleep!" Yan Yu said with a smile as he pushed the slanted Ma Jun, refreshed after chatting.

Ma Jun yawned big, and lazily opened his eyes, "Comfortable?"

"En!" Yan Yu smiled.

"So it's my turn to be comfortable?" Ma Jun approached him with a smirk.

Yan Yu looked at him generously, "Come on!"

Ma Jun got up all of a sudden, rolled over, and kissed the moist and alluring thin lips of the person under him——

Yan Yu stretched his body cooperatively——

——(Hush! Turn off the lights, turn off the lights!)——

The author has something to say:

Pure spoof!Don't take it seriously! Don't take it seriously! O(∩_∩)O