Questions about eating and being eaten in the Chinese zodiac

Xiao Chen picked up a weird guy.

It was the weekend, Xiao Chen gave himself a vacation.I accidentally saw the empty refrigerator, so I decided to go shopping.

It's been a long time since I went out during the day, looking at the crowded market, Xiao Chen was in a daze for a while, and laughed at himself.

After buying some fish, when he turned around, he found that the road was tightly blocked, Xiao Chen planned to take a detour, and then, he heard such a conversation——

"Who are you? Really don't remember the way home?" ——The market administrator asked patiently.

"I'm a chicken, I don't have a home here." - A slightly hoarse male voice rang out.

The crowd burst into laughter, benevolent and malicious.

Xiao Chen couldn't help admiring the speaker.

At this moment, the crowd seemed to be diverting a flood, and a road was split in the middle, and a tall man came out steadily.

Xiao Chen froze for a moment, and didn't escape for a while.

The man turned his eyes and met Xiao Chen's eyes.

Xiao Chen looked away uncomfortably, and stepped aside.

The man suddenly walked over, his tall figure invisibly bringing a strong sense of oppression.

"You know me?" the man asked hesitantly.

Xiao Chen understood - it turned out to be the "brave" man just now.

"No, I don't know you." Xiao Chen smiled gently.

The man frowned, "You are different from them. Why are they laughing at me?"

Xiao Chen sighed helplessly, "Stop talking nonsense from now on." After speaking, he turned around and wanted to leave.

The arm was suddenly pulled, Xiao Chen looked up along the arm, and a face with sword eyebrows and bright eyes was magnified in front of his eyes.

The man bent down, "Can you take me home?"

Xiao Chen raised his eyebrows, "See that over there?" He pointed his hand to the right, "Turn left at the crossroads, the gate of the police station is open to you, ask for directions or turn yourself in, please."

"What do you mean?" The man was puzzled.

Xiao Chen slowly opened his hand, "It means, I don't take in people with unknown origins."

The crowd burst into laughter, perhaps feeling bored, so they gradually dispersed.

Who has the spare time to watch a fool play tricks?

The man was silent for a while, "I'm such a chicken, I seem to live in..."

The man looked very serious, thinking hard about the forgotten memory.

Xiao Chen turned around and left - since the other party doesn't care about face anymore, why bother to meddle in other people's business?

Throwing off the man three times and two times, and fighting for more than an hour, finally broke a "bloody road" in the market that was comparable to the Spring Festival travel rush, and returned with a full load of bags and pockets.

Shopping is physical work!

Returning home dripping with sweat, Xiao Chen plunged into the bathroom.As for the anecdote in the market?Who has the leisure to remember those?

Unexpectedly, the real anecdote is yet to come!

"Where did you come from?" Xiao Chen narrowed his eyes, and looked at the man sitting in the living room with a strange look.

The man got up and smiled politely, "Hi, I'm Ji Mingxiao."

Crowing?dawn?Xiao Chen sneered, "Why don't you say that you are Lord Pleiades?"

Ji Mingxiao's eyes lit up, "You really know me!"

Xiao Chen crossed his arms, expressionless.

Ji Mingxiao's tone was a little anxious, "I've encountered some accidents and I can't go back to Guangming Palace, can you help me?"

Xiao Chen looked him up and down—by visual inspection, he was 1.9 meters tall, with broad shoulders, narrow waist and long legs, plus that tough and handsome face. He did have the capital to be a chicken. Those lonely rich women probably like this type the most, right?

Xiao Chen smiled, and tilted his head viciously, "You want me to help you?"

Ji Mingxiao nodded.

"Okay, fuck me." Xiao Chen raised his eyebrows.

Ji Mingxiao didn't seem to understand.

Xiao Chen sneered, "Why? Don't you want to? There are so many men who want to fuck me!"

Ji Mingxiao seemed to understand, and slightly opened his eyes, "What you're talking about—"

Xiao Chen suddenly felt very boring, and recovered his indifferent expression, "It's just a joke."

"If you really have nowhere to go, just stay here. Anyway, I'm not at home at night, so I'll hire a free security guard." Xiao Chen turned back to the bedroom in a dispirited mood.

"Uh, what do you do?" Ji Mingxiao asked without understanding.

"Duck." One word, concise. (Cough, the Chinese language is really broad and profound! Great, my Great China!)

For some reason, since the inexplicable conversation between the two of them on the first day, Ji Mingxiao never had any further communication on the topic of "going home".

Xiao Chen went out late every day and came back early, and fell asleep when he got home. Ji Mingxiao sometimes fiddled with all his household appliances at home, including his broken computer, and sometimes disappeared mysteriously and disappeared for several days.

The home seemed to be the same as before, but it was obviously different again.

The more people, the more popular it seems! ——Xiao Chen sometimes thinks a little happily.

Ji Mingxiao returned home exhausted, and suddenly frowned before entering the door—there was an outsider's breath in the house!

"What? Others can get in, but I can't get in with you?" A mocking voice came through the door.

Then, there was silence.

"Speak!" The owner of the voice seemed angry.

Ji Mingxiao's body was faster than his brain, and he pushed open the door.

The scene in front of him stunned him with anger.

"What are you doing!"

Xiao Chen lay on his back on the sofa, his body was tied up with ropes into an embarrassing shape, his thin white body was strangled into a strange angle, his lower body and cock were facing Ji Mingxiao's line of sight.

Hearing Ji Mingxiao's question, Xiao Chen just looked up at him indifferently, then lowered his head again with a calm expression.

The standing man got angry, and slapped Xiao Chen with a belt, "Bitch! Are you so horny? You can't live without a man for a day!"

Xiao Chen's waist suddenly turned red, and the man wanted to pump again, but Ji Mingxiao snatched the belt away.

"I don't care who you are, get out immediately!"

The man raised his head, and what caught his eyes was Ji Mingxiao's gloomy expression.

"B-why?" The man felt chills in his heart, but he still raised his chin with his neck stuck.

Ji Mingxiao picked up the belt and dropped it with a "swoosh", and the one-centimeter-thick glass tea table shattered into pieces.

The man trembled in fright and looked at him in horror.

Ji Mingxiao straightened the belt, and pulled it violently, only to hear a "collapse" sound, and the belt was forcibly torn into two sections.

The man grumbled in his throat, turned around and rushed out of Xiao Chen's house.

Xiao Chen was silent.

Ji Mingxiao locked the door and looked at Xiao Chen.

Xiao Chen was forced to present himself completely in front of Ji Mingxiao with this embarrassing and embarrassing image.

Ji Mingxiao's face was cold, his eyes were downcast and he remained silent.

It was Xiao Chen who broke the silence.

"Please do me a favor and untie me, my legs are cramping." Xiao Chen forced a smile.

Ji Mingxiao sat on the sofa slowly, stretched out his two fingers, and twirled the rope, and Xiao Chen was soon free.

"Who is that person?" Ji Mingxiao said abruptly.

Xiao Chen paused for a while while putting on his clothes, then stood up as if nothing had happened, "It's just a scumbag."

Ji Mingxiao suddenly grabbed his arm, "What exactly do you do?"

Xiao Chen smiled illusoryly, "MB, oh, I almost forgot, you are still an old antique. Then, Xiaowan, have you heard of it? The kind that you can get on for money, commonly known as - selling ass."

Ji Mingxiao opened his eyes suddenly, and his anger spread, "How can you serve others with sex! Get back on the right track quickly!"

Xiao Chen squinted his eyes, and smiled unexpectedly happily, "Are you angry? The dignified Subaru Rixing Lord, why worry about the next ordinary person?"

"Don't you not believe me?" Ji Mingxiao let go of him suddenly.

Xiao Chen thought for a while, then simply sat down, "Oh, I didn't believe it at first, but after seeing you in your original form, I believed it."

Ji Mingxiao was stunned, "When did it happen? Aren't you afraid of me?"

He is no longer the "ignorant" Xingjun who fell into the mortal world by mistake at the beginning. After several months of experience, he has understood this terrible world.

However, in just a few hundred years, the world has changed, and the direction of its development has shocked even a god like him.

In mortals, it seems that the unpretentiousness of hundreds of years ago can no longer be found. In this world full of material desires, there has long been no place for gods to stand.They were even condemned as "feudal superstitions".

Xiao Chen patted him on the shoulder, "If you find a way back to heaven, leave quickly, the world is not suitable for you."

Ji Mingxiao asked suddenly: "What if I can't go back?"

Xiao Chen said categorically: "We must go back!"

Ji Mingxiao pursed her lips, "Does what you said before still count?"

"What?" Xiao Chen was at a loss.

"That's right," Ji Mingxiao blushed embarrassingly, and whispered, "You said let me do your business."

Xiao Chen looked weird, "Are you kidding me? You were broken after only a few months in the human world? Could it be that the water in the human world is too muddy? Also, if you are really bent, find a A clean man, I am not suitable."

Ji Mingxiao replied seriously: "I am a fairy."

"I know!" Xiao Chen nodded.

"The seven emotions of the gods have been resolved, and the six senses are pure." Ji Mingxiao continued, "I have never been touched by the mortal heart since I became a fairy."

"So?" Xiao Chen was surprised.

Ji Mingxiao looked at Xiao Chen with a serious expression that he had never seen before, "I have moved my heart for you. Just after pushing the door open."

Xiao Chen: "... Huh?"

The author has something to say:

【Ji Mingxiao solemnly: Xiao Chen, I like you.

Xiao Chen looked at him like an idiot: Poor guy, you don't even understand the normal physiological reactions of men?

Ji Mingxiao frowned and retorted: Who would react to a man casually?

Xiao Chen said sympathetically: Believe me, you've just been abstinent for too long, so you can't stand a little bit of temptation.

Ji Mingxiao retorted: If you are tempted, you are tempted. I never go against my heart.

Xiao Chen: ...Damn it!Why are you so serious?I'm just talking casually...

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look!So, you need to be cautious in confessing, timing is critical!