All hearts do not die

Let me tell you, I am in a hurry to find a senior brother! "

Ji Jinyan: "What kind of big brother are you looking for? Big brother has a good temper since he was a child. You are not allowed to bully him! Besides, he is not here today and has already gone to retreat."

"Then I'll go get him out!" Luo Fan turned around and walked away, then turned back suddenly, "Three questions, first, which cave did he go to for retreat? Second, he went by himself or was asked by the master master to tell him." Did you go? Third...what did I do two nights ago?"

Ji Jinyan folded his arms and smiled meaningfully: "First, he won't let you tell you which cave, but you don't have to worry about him coming back soon; second, the junior master did go to him, but the two You can rest assured that there is no conflict; the third... the third thing is serious, although I am also a victim, but as a senior brother, it is not convenient for me to tell you in person."

Luo Fan was impatient: "Why is it inconvenient? Is there anything in the world that Ji Jinyan dare not say?!"

"Oh, you misunderstood, I mean, it's not convenient to talk about this matter in person, but I will definitely talk about it behind my back! Haha!" Ji Jinyan looked up to the sky and laughed, "You don't know how stupid you are! The world The first stupid - Luobai Shrimp! Puff haha!"

"You!" You Ji Sanba!Luo Fan's face was flushed with anger, and he took a few deep breaths to calm himself down, "Okay, okay, I can't believe what you're asking, so let's go!"

Ji Jinyan laughed wildly, and just as Luo Fanxin took a few steps, he saw Ruo Heng approaching with a sword in his hand, and waved at him repeatedly: "Ruo Heng, come to my little master, and have a few words with you!"

Ruo Heng paused, thought for a while and decided to pretend not to hear, turned his head and walked in another direction, but heard his uncle Ji happily shout: "Ruo Heng is going to learn swordsmanship, it just so happens that today's swordsmanship It’s also taught by me, come quickly to Third Senior Uncle! Third Senior Uncle will give you a small recipe, and teach it to you alone! Haha!”

Ruo Heng let out a low "ah", and trotted directly to Luo Fanxin's place without even hesitating.In the blink of an eye, the young man had already carefully weighed in his heart, he chose the former between the "sharp questioning" junior master and the "perverted child abuser" third master.

Luo Fan was very proud, raised his chin high, shook his head and waved his hands at Ji Jinyan from a distance, and walked towards Lanshan Waterside Pavilion with Ruoheng.

It's golden autumn and October in a blink of an eye, and it's rare that there are still green water lilies here to enjoy.Leaning on the railing of the water pavilion, he inadvertently saw a separate puddle built with mud by the side of the pond below. There were a few small fish swimming in it, so he grabbed a handful of them and placed them on the stone table. Throwing the fish food into the water, he asked casually, "Ruo Heng, why did you run away when you saw your kind and amiable little uncle?"

Ruo Heng made up his mind to answer every question he had, and didn't make it difficult for himself: "It's because I'm afraid that the little master will ask questions."

Luo Fan smiled heartily: "What are you afraid of, just talk about something. Hey, these little fish have only been fed for a while, why don't they eat?"

Ruo Heng: "It was the little master who fed them while he was sleepwalking. They sprinkled half a pack of fish food, and if they didn't get stuffed to death, they were considered proper."

"..." Luo Fan was stunned, he had no memory at all, and said sternly, "Ruo Heng, what happened that night? If you still hide it, the little master will get angry and even your master will be afraid ! You tell me carefully, and the little master promises not to say a word!"

Luo Fan blinked his surprisingly bright eyes, and suddenly changed his coaxing tone: "In addition, I will teach you the method of making the Golden Feather Talisman in advance, the drawing methods and formulas of the Fixed Body Curse, Appearance Curse, and Illusion Curse I also teach you, do you like it?"

Ruo Heng said honestly, "Okay."

Then the child gave full play to his advantages of clear logic, clear thinking, and strong language organization ability, and told the story of Luo Fanxin's sleepwalking in detail and brilliantly.

That night, Ruoheng slept late, and was meditating with his master Lin Ziyu in the vest method in his room, when he heard the door of the bedroom being slammed.Ruo Heng hurriedly got off the couch and opened the door, only to see the little master running out wearing only his coat and holding a Wujiao cable, the most important thing is that his eyes are closed!

In his sleep, Luo Fanxin grabbed Ruo Heng's arm, muttering something about going fishing.It is often heard that people cannot be awakened by force during sleepwalking, otherwise they will become fools when they wake up. Ruo Heng did not dare to take this risk, so he turned his eyes to his master for help.

It was also the first time for Lin Ziyu to encounter this kind of situation, and he didn't know what to do for a while, so he had to signal Ruo Heng to follow him, and he followed him out quickly, until he followed him to the languid water pavilion.

Luo Fanxin walked all the way with his eyes closed, almost hitting a tree and stepping on a ditch a few times, but fortunately Lin Ziyu was protecting him, and he managed to reach the stone table in the waterside pavilion.He fumbled and grabbed a handful of fish food on the stone table, but he didn't know whether he really wanted to feed the fish or vent his anger, so he threw it into the pond with a whimper.Then he jumped into the shallow water with a stride, squatted down and started digging mud, saying that fish were coming, and built a small house to hide.

Ruo Heng and Lin Ziyu stared wide-eyed, wanting to pull him up but afraid that he would wake up and become a fool again, then they watched him dig out the puddle, sat on the stone steps and waited motionless. .After waiting for a while with no response, he went back to the stone table, first grabbed a few fish food and threw it into his mouth, muttering something, "I'm full, let's go on the road", Lin Ziyu didn't have time to stop him, but fortunately he felt the smell No way, he vomited it out again, and then poured the small half bag of fish food into the puddle.

When Ji Jinyan passed by and saw the scene, he covered his stomach with laughter, and Lin Ziyu was so angry that he wanted to have an attack but couldn't. Just when he was at a loss, Luo Fanxin suddenly grabbed the shoulder by the shoulder and bit it down. The pain caused him to bark his teeth and shout for help. , but neither Lin Ziyu nor Ruo Heng went up to help, and mouthed at him: "Shh, be quiet! Sleepwalking!"

Later, many young disciples saw that scene. Lin Ziyu had no choice but to bite the bullet and move over, gently carrying him away.It was only when he started working that he realized that his body temperature was too high, and he had a fever and fell asleep.

Luo Fanxin didn't know that he was carried back by Lin Ziyu under the eyes of so many young disciples who were amazed and sighed. Of course, Ruo Heng skipped this part when describing it because he felt ashamed to say it. In this way, Luo Fan, who was still listening on the sidelines, wanted to run away.

The matter was not over yet, after Lin Ziyu brought the man back, Luo Fanxin suddenly broke out of his arms and moved towards the woodshed. Pulling it back, I witnessed a "human-chicken war" amidst Ji Jinyan's heartless ridicule, or unilateral cruelty to small animals.

Luo Fan seemed to know how many wild pheasants would be tied up in the firewood room, he touched one frantically, and began to pluck the chicken feathers, saying incoherently as he plucked the feathers: "Pluck the feathers first, then let the blood out." ...No, let the bloodlet first, then pluck the feathers, and pour hot water..." The poor pheasant was held tightly by him, and it couldn't wake him up by clucking and clucking, as the feathers and feathers flew at him All over the face.

The three stood beside them like three stone pillars of different heights, first Ruo Heng couldn't bear to look away, and then Ji Jinyan covered his mouth and laughed until tears rolled in his eyes. move!Lin Ziyu felt a little relieved when he saw the situation, such a big movement from left to right didn't wake him up, so he simply went forward and carried the man on his shoulders to take him away.

Luo Fan's stomach was suppressed in a daze, and he snorted uncomfortably. Ji Jinyan thought what he was talking about, and excitedly moved forward to listen carefully, but Luo Fan spat on his face in a hearty "Bah", and squeezed A few strands of thin chicken feathers.Because of Lin Ziyu's protection, Ji Jinyan couldn't get angry, so he just watched Luo Fanxin being carried away in a "human flesh sack".

In fact, Ruo Heng is not very clear about the details behind, but he just said that his master sent someone to prepare hot water to bathe and change clothes for this non-stop little uncle, and then boiled herbs all night to pour him down, and settled down on the couch That's the end of this whole night of farce.

In fact, Ruo Heng also seemed to understand. He originally advertised that the two of them were brothers who grew up together. His master planned to help him bathe and scrub himself, but somehow he changed his mind and asked Ruo Heng to help him.When Ruo Heng entered the room, he saw the young master sitting in the bathtub with his clothes on. The heat had already made his cheeks flush, but the belt of his inner coat was tied in a tight knot, and it took him a long time to untie it. .

After listening to Luo Fan's heart, he calmed down unexpectedly, and the strong sense of shame before disappeared, probably because he gave himself too many psychological hints, and felt that these things seemed to be something he could do.At this moment, his face was as calm as water, and he just nodded stiffly to express his understanding, and then asked again: "Did you see the scar on my body?"

Ruo Heng nodded, his eyes flickered like pitch black.

"Don't tell your master, even if this is done by bad people, he will definitely blame your uncle. Ruo Heng, do you understand?"

Ruo Heng nodded sensibly again.

"Good boy, everything else is up to fate, I don't care, little uncle." If you make a fool of yourself, you can make a fool of yourself. Luo Fan laughed at himself optimistically, but it was just sleepwalking. Anyway, he made a lot of fools when he was drunk, so he didn't care. !Left and right wait for Shu Yi to come and go with him, how long can they laugh if they laugh?

Ha ha.

embarrassing

Bored, Luo Fanxin chose a small path to climb up the stairs, and saw that the fragrant wild flowers scattered on Songhe Ridge in the past were all gone, replaced by a dense and low-lying green leaf and white-veined grass, which looked neat and orderly at first glance. ,