All hearts do not die
Chapter 58
I need to find a girl as bait to lure the village owner down the mountain by himself.He had some doubts: "But everyone in this town is as silent as a cicada, and the owner of the village is even more displeased when he hears about it. How can there be a girl who is willing to be a bait?"
Luo Fan looked at Shu Yi heartily, and Shu Yi was looking at him very sincerely.
Luo Fan patted the table heartily: "Let Bai Ji go!"
"..." Shu Yi chuckled softly, "Well, listen to Wuyou, let Bai Ji disguise herself as a woman and use it as a bait. If you do it really well, the village owner won't notice..."
"Is the play real?" Luo Fan's first thought was that the fake play was real, that's not okay!He pushed the tea in front of Shu Yu, and then waved his hand to fan the hot air around him, "How, how to do it really?"
With his every move, the fragrance of the flower oil seems to spread out, and it penetrates into your heart when you don't intend to, and it disappears when you smell it intentionally.Shu Yi was distracted for a moment, and blurted out: "It's just doing everything that ordinary couples would do..."
When Luo Fanxin heard this, he felt very uncomfortable, and quickly interrupted: "I don't think it's right! Think about it carefully, Baiji has a straight face all day long, and I'm afraid he can't act. What if he is caught? manage?"
Shu Yi hid a smile in his eyes, and asked solemnly: "Then Wuyou said what should I do? Otherwise, I will pretend to be a woman, and I can ask Bai Ji to pretend to be my husband. I think the village owner will not pay attention to my husband."
Luo Fan tilted his head slightly: "Is there a difference?"
What's the difference, isn't it still you two pretending to be husband and wife?
Shu Yu "doesn't understand" this, and asked suspiciously: "Is there no difference? How does Wuyou feel?"
Luo Fan coughed dryly and said: "Then there is no other way, I have to be wronged and pretend to be a girl..."
Shu Yi laughed out loud: "Yes, that's good too! Wuyou looks better than Baiji!"
Luo Fanxin raised his hand to fan the heat again, and sighed: "That's right, it's the truth."
Just when the two fell into an inexplicable silence, they suddenly heard an anxious cry from the bletilla striata in the next room. Listening carefully, it seemed to be calling Xiaoxue.Luo Fanxin suddenly stood up, and with a stride of his long legs, he and Shu Yi stepped out the door.
"You guys came just in time, let's see what happened to Xiaoxue!" Baiji's face turned pale.
I saw Xiaoxue lying motionless on the couch, with an uncomfortable humming sound coming from her throat, only a pair of big eyes were still rolling.
Luo Fanxin stretched out his hand to check, Xiaoxue's physical body was not damaged in any way, and her soul was also normal.Is it sick?He was anxious, and shouted at Baiji: "Go to the doctor!"
The bletilla striata flew out with a "bass", without leaving the door, and jumped directly through the window.
While coaxing Xiaoxue patiently, Luo Fanxin gently stroked its little head. After a while, he saw Baiji pulling an old man with a goatee to enter the door.
The old doctor looked resentful, and it seemed that he was forcibly "invited" by Baiji.
"This old man is a doctor who treats people! Are you showing me a wolf, are you using this old man as a veterinarian? You are insulting this old man!"
Shu Yi took out a piece of white silver and handed it to the old doctor, bowed his hands and bowed: "I was reckless, this little wolf is also our family, and I offended the old man in a moment of impatience, please ask the old man Don’t blame me, sir, let Xiaolang see a doctor first.”
The goat-bearded old doctor was very satisfied with Shu Yu's respect, so he glanced at Baiji again and snorted.The old doctor touched Xiaoxue's neck, forehead, and stomach step by step, then looked carefully at the underarms, behind the ears, and the root of the tail, and finally opened the wolf's mouth to look at the little tongue.Unexpectedly, after completing a round of the round, he hummed even louder, and left with the medicine box.
Luo Fan became impatient: "The doctor hasn't said what happened to Xiaoxue yet?"
"What's wrong?" The old doctor stared, "I'm full!"
"..." Several people were dumbfounded.
Before leaving, the old doctor said: "Give it some grass and rub its stomach!"
The three looked at each other.
Baiji was slightly displeased: "How can wolves eat grass? They will spit it out!"
The old doctor said contemptuously: "How can you relieve the pain of bloating if you don't spit it out?! You young man has little knowledge, and you are still talking to the old man..."
Baiji remained silent, held back for a long while and did not move, perhaps no one had ever directly said "short-sightedness".
Luo Fan thought in his heart: "That's how it is, we'll gather some weeds first and then we'll talk..."
So on this peaceful and harmonious night, three fairy-like sons lined up outside the inn to weed weeds...
"What's that thing you squeezed?! It's bubbling with white juice, it's poisonous at first sight..."
"What are you picking up! It's all sawtooth, take a bite yourself and let me see..."
"Shu Yi, take care of yourself."
"Shu Yi, forget your righteousness when you see sex?"
Shu Yi: "..."
He said in silence that this matter was beyond his control.
very suitable for women's clothing
In the early morning of the next day, Shu Yi knocked on the door of Luo Fanxin's room, and brought a bunch of bottles and jars that he did not know where.
Luo Fan was puzzled: "Is this all?"
Shu Yi opened these jars and showed him one by one: "Gum, charcoal sticks, rouge, gouache..." There are also some hair bands, hair pins, red thread, flower tin...
Luo Fan's eyes were straightened, and he couldn't help admiring Shu Ye's execution ability. He actually knew so many things for his daughter's home to dress up!
Shu Yi took Luo Fanxin's hand, put his five fingers on the edge of the table, picked up a piece of impatiens flower petals and began to dye his nails.
The movement was so light and the distance was so close, it seemed that he could feel the comfortable breath on the back of his hand, which made Luo Fan's heart beat faster, and he hurriedly turned his eyes away from looking at him.
"Shu Yi, do you need to do it so meticulously? I thought it would be fine to just wear a women's dress..."
Shu Yi gave a "hmm" and continued after a while: "Be careful sailing for ten thousand years. The most important thing is, I think this is more interesting."
"..." Luo Fan didn't expect that most of the reasons why he did this were to satisfy his own bad taste!He shook his head helplessly, but it didn't stop him from continuing to paint the nails of his other hand.
"Wuyou's ten fingers are so well-born." Shu Yi's mouth was light and calm, but his heart was full of wind and clouds.
Luo Fan's heart seemed to be tongue-tied, and after thinking for a long time, he didn't know how to answer, so he just kept quiet.After a long time, all ten fingers were finally dyed, and Luo Fan let out a deep breath in his heart.Unexpectedly, Shu Yi gently lifted his chin again, and began to rub gouache on him.When they rubbed near their eyes, the two of them turned their eyes towards each other, their Shuyi eyes were a little hot, and the hand holding the pink towel gently rubbed against his cheek, Luo Fanxin hurriedly closed his eyes, only the eyelashes were still trembling nervously .
The corner of Shu Yi's mouth curled up into a smile, and he applied rouge, flower tinsel, pearl earrings, and slender crescent eyebrows with charcoal sticks.
He said: "Wuyou, do you think that couples from ordinary families will do the same? If you can dress up and thrush the eyebrows of your beloved every day, wouldn't your life be as happy as a fairy? Something that doesn't matter?"
Husband and wife, this is probably the case for ordinary couples, so what about husband and wife?
Perhaps it was an illusion, Luo Fan saw in his heart that there was a little yearning in his eyes when he said this, it was obviously a joke, but he said it very seriously, he couldn't help but said seriously: "If you can really be with the one you love every day , even if you are dressed in plain clothes and cold quilts, you will be happy with it. However, Wuyou is a man, but not a wife. Thinking about it, he will not be able to let his beloved make up his eyebrows for him, isn't it a pity?"
It took a while for Shu Yi to speak: "Then why doesn't Wuyou consider dressing up and thrushing his wife's eyebrows?"
Luo Fan was immediately stopped by the question, and was thinking about how to respond appropriately, and Shu Yi had already started to comb his hair in a bun.This is the second time, Shu Yi combs his hair for the second time!As if he had been tortured, Luo Fan's back was sweating profusely, and he wouldn't be able to hold it any longer.
"Useless things..." Luo Fanxin said to himself.
Mingming's soothing movements were very light, but the fingertips brushing his lips, the cool touch after staining with rouge, the light touch of flowers on his forehead, the extremely sensitive tickling of his earlobes, and the brushing of charcoal sticks. The lingering past the ends of the eyebrows... every trace was so clear, it made him feel chills all over his body, and even his breathing became disordered.
After it was over, it seemed that he was very satisfied with his masterpiece, Shu Yi smiled warmly, and brought the bronze mirror to Luo Fanxin to see.Luo Fan's heart was still in a state of confusion, he didn't realize that the person in the mirror was himself when he looked up, he was startled, and almost shouted "who".
"Are you satisfied with Wuyou?" Shu Yi sat at the table with one hand on his chin, looking at him playfully, "Is there anything that needs to be changed?"
Luo Fan nodded and shook his head again and again: "Yeah! No change, no change! Shu Yi, you are rejuvenating, no, even your gender has changed, it should be called..."
Shu Yi laughed: "It's nothing, it's just the tip of the iceberg to Yi Rong."
Luo Fan was surprised: "You know how to disguise yourself?"
Shu Yi raised his eyebrows, noncommittal: "The Shu family has invited many capable people and strangers, so it's not surprising that they can make disguise."
That's right, anyway, it's not surprising that Shu Yi is a person.
Turning back to the inside of the screen, Luo Fanxin changed into a bright red gauze dress, stuffed a few golden feather charms into the sleeves, and when he came out, Shu Yi helped him put on the black fan bone with the phoenix pattern wrapped around it.
She is really a fair lady, a stunning young woman!
"It seems that something is missing..." Shu Yu suddenly straightened him to face him, and stretched his hands towards his chest.
Luo Fan felt at a loss for a moment, hugged his chest and shouted: "Stop! Stop, stop!"
Shu Yi couldn't stop laughing, pulled off his arms hugging his chest and straightened his collar: "
Luo Fan looked at Shu Yi heartily, and Shu Yi was looking at him very sincerely.
Luo Fan patted the table heartily: "Let Bai Ji go!"
"..." Shu Yi chuckled softly, "Well, listen to Wuyou, let Bai Ji disguise herself as a woman and use it as a bait. If you do it really well, the village owner won't notice..."
"Is the play real?" Luo Fan's first thought was that the fake play was real, that's not okay!He pushed the tea in front of Shu Yu, and then waved his hand to fan the hot air around him, "How, how to do it really?"
With his every move, the fragrance of the flower oil seems to spread out, and it penetrates into your heart when you don't intend to, and it disappears when you smell it intentionally.Shu Yi was distracted for a moment, and blurted out: "It's just doing everything that ordinary couples would do..."
When Luo Fanxin heard this, he felt very uncomfortable, and quickly interrupted: "I don't think it's right! Think about it carefully, Baiji has a straight face all day long, and I'm afraid he can't act. What if he is caught? manage?"
Shu Yi hid a smile in his eyes, and asked solemnly: "Then Wuyou said what should I do? Otherwise, I will pretend to be a woman, and I can ask Bai Ji to pretend to be my husband. I think the village owner will not pay attention to my husband."
Luo Fan tilted his head slightly: "Is there a difference?"
What's the difference, isn't it still you two pretending to be husband and wife?
Shu Yu "doesn't understand" this, and asked suspiciously: "Is there no difference? How does Wuyou feel?"
Luo Fan coughed dryly and said: "Then there is no other way, I have to be wronged and pretend to be a girl..."
Shu Yi laughed out loud: "Yes, that's good too! Wuyou looks better than Baiji!"
Luo Fanxin raised his hand to fan the heat again, and sighed: "That's right, it's the truth."
Just when the two fell into an inexplicable silence, they suddenly heard an anxious cry from the bletilla striata in the next room. Listening carefully, it seemed to be calling Xiaoxue.Luo Fanxin suddenly stood up, and with a stride of his long legs, he and Shu Yi stepped out the door.
"You guys came just in time, let's see what happened to Xiaoxue!" Baiji's face turned pale.
I saw Xiaoxue lying motionless on the couch, with an uncomfortable humming sound coming from her throat, only a pair of big eyes were still rolling.
Luo Fanxin stretched out his hand to check, Xiaoxue's physical body was not damaged in any way, and her soul was also normal.Is it sick?He was anxious, and shouted at Baiji: "Go to the doctor!"
The bletilla striata flew out with a "bass", without leaving the door, and jumped directly through the window.
While coaxing Xiaoxue patiently, Luo Fanxin gently stroked its little head. After a while, he saw Baiji pulling an old man with a goatee to enter the door.
The old doctor looked resentful, and it seemed that he was forcibly "invited" by Baiji.
"This old man is a doctor who treats people! Are you showing me a wolf, are you using this old man as a veterinarian? You are insulting this old man!"
Shu Yi took out a piece of white silver and handed it to the old doctor, bowed his hands and bowed: "I was reckless, this little wolf is also our family, and I offended the old man in a moment of impatience, please ask the old man Don’t blame me, sir, let Xiaolang see a doctor first.”
The goat-bearded old doctor was very satisfied with Shu Yu's respect, so he glanced at Baiji again and snorted.The old doctor touched Xiaoxue's neck, forehead, and stomach step by step, then looked carefully at the underarms, behind the ears, and the root of the tail, and finally opened the wolf's mouth to look at the little tongue.Unexpectedly, after completing a round of the round, he hummed even louder, and left with the medicine box.
Luo Fan became impatient: "The doctor hasn't said what happened to Xiaoxue yet?"
"What's wrong?" The old doctor stared, "I'm full!"
"..." Several people were dumbfounded.
Before leaving, the old doctor said: "Give it some grass and rub its stomach!"
The three looked at each other.
Baiji was slightly displeased: "How can wolves eat grass? They will spit it out!"
The old doctor said contemptuously: "How can you relieve the pain of bloating if you don't spit it out?! You young man has little knowledge, and you are still talking to the old man..."
Baiji remained silent, held back for a long while and did not move, perhaps no one had ever directly said "short-sightedness".
Luo Fan thought in his heart: "That's how it is, we'll gather some weeds first and then we'll talk..."
So on this peaceful and harmonious night, three fairy-like sons lined up outside the inn to weed weeds...
"What's that thing you squeezed?! It's bubbling with white juice, it's poisonous at first sight..."
"What are you picking up! It's all sawtooth, take a bite yourself and let me see..."
"Shu Yi, take care of yourself."
"Shu Yi, forget your righteousness when you see sex?"
Shu Yi: "..."
He said in silence that this matter was beyond his control.
very suitable for women's clothing
In the early morning of the next day, Shu Yi knocked on the door of Luo Fanxin's room, and brought a bunch of bottles and jars that he did not know where.
Luo Fan was puzzled: "Is this all?"
Shu Yi opened these jars and showed him one by one: "Gum, charcoal sticks, rouge, gouache..." There are also some hair bands, hair pins, red thread, flower tin...
Luo Fan's eyes were straightened, and he couldn't help admiring Shu Ye's execution ability. He actually knew so many things for his daughter's home to dress up!
Shu Yi took Luo Fanxin's hand, put his five fingers on the edge of the table, picked up a piece of impatiens flower petals and began to dye his nails.
The movement was so light and the distance was so close, it seemed that he could feel the comfortable breath on the back of his hand, which made Luo Fan's heart beat faster, and he hurriedly turned his eyes away from looking at him.
"Shu Yi, do you need to do it so meticulously? I thought it would be fine to just wear a women's dress..."
Shu Yi gave a "hmm" and continued after a while: "Be careful sailing for ten thousand years. The most important thing is, I think this is more interesting."
"..." Luo Fan didn't expect that most of the reasons why he did this were to satisfy his own bad taste!He shook his head helplessly, but it didn't stop him from continuing to paint the nails of his other hand.
"Wuyou's ten fingers are so well-born." Shu Yi's mouth was light and calm, but his heart was full of wind and clouds.
Luo Fan's heart seemed to be tongue-tied, and after thinking for a long time, he didn't know how to answer, so he just kept quiet.After a long time, all ten fingers were finally dyed, and Luo Fan let out a deep breath in his heart.Unexpectedly, Shu Yi gently lifted his chin again, and began to rub gouache on him.When they rubbed near their eyes, the two of them turned their eyes towards each other, their Shuyi eyes were a little hot, and the hand holding the pink towel gently rubbed against his cheek, Luo Fanxin hurriedly closed his eyes, only the eyelashes were still trembling nervously .
The corner of Shu Yi's mouth curled up into a smile, and he applied rouge, flower tinsel, pearl earrings, and slender crescent eyebrows with charcoal sticks.
He said: "Wuyou, do you think that couples from ordinary families will do the same? If you can dress up and thrush the eyebrows of your beloved every day, wouldn't your life be as happy as a fairy? Something that doesn't matter?"
Husband and wife, this is probably the case for ordinary couples, so what about husband and wife?
Perhaps it was an illusion, Luo Fan saw in his heart that there was a little yearning in his eyes when he said this, it was obviously a joke, but he said it very seriously, he couldn't help but said seriously: "If you can really be with the one you love every day , even if you are dressed in plain clothes and cold quilts, you will be happy with it. However, Wuyou is a man, but not a wife. Thinking about it, he will not be able to let his beloved make up his eyebrows for him, isn't it a pity?"
It took a while for Shu Yi to speak: "Then why doesn't Wuyou consider dressing up and thrushing his wife's eyebrows?"
Luo Fan was immediately stopped by the question, and was thinking about how to respond appropriately, and Shu Yi had already started to comb his hair in a bun.This is the second time, Shu Yi combs his hair for the second time!As if he had been tortured, Luo Fan's back was sweating profusely, and he wouldn't be able to hold it any longer.
"Useless things..." Luo Fanxin said to himself.
Mingming's soothing movements were very light, but the fingertips brushing his lips, the cool touch after staining with rouge, the light touch of flowers on his forehead, the extremely sensitive tickling of his earlobes, and the brushing of charcoal sticks. The lingering past the ends of the eyebrows... every trace was so clear, it made him feel chills all over his body, and even his breathing became disordered.
After it was over, it seemed that he was very satisfied with his masterpiece, Shu Yi smiled warmly, and brought the bronze mirror to Luo Fanxin to see.Luo Fan's heart was still in a state of confusion, he didn't realize that the person in the mirror was himself when he looked up, he was startled, and almost shouted "who".
"Are you satisfied with Wuyou?" Shu Yi sat at the table with one hand on his chin, looking at him playfully, "Is there anything that needs to be changed?"
Luo Fan nodded and shook his head again and again: "Yeah! No change, no change! Shu Yi, you are rejuvenating, no, even your gender has changed, it should be called..."
Shu Yi laughed: "It's nothing, it's just the tip of the iceberg to Yi Rong."
Luo Fan was surprised: "You know how to disguise yourself?"
Shu Yi raised his eyebrows, noncommittal: "The Shu family has invited many capable people and strangers, so it's not surprising that they can make disguise."
That's right, anyway, it's not surprising that Shu Yi is a person.
Turning back to the inside of the screen, Luo Fanxin changed into a bright red gauze dress, stuffed a few golden feather charms into the sleeves, and when he came out, Shu Yi helped him put on the black fan bone with the phoenix pattern wrapped around it.
She is really a fair lady, a stunning young woman!
"It seems that something is missing..." Shu Yu suddenly straightened him to face him, and stretched his hands towards his chest.
Luo Fan felt at a loss for a moment, hugged his chest and shouted: "Stop! Stop, stop!"
Shu Yi couldn't stop laughing, pulled off his arms hugging his chest and straightened his collar: "
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