A Nest of Sanxian

A Nest of Sanxian Episode 2 - Xiwen's English Questions and Answers

In fact, Xiwen loves his hometown very much, how can it be seen?Because he was born and raised in the Kunlun Holy Mountain, he can't speak any other languages ​​except Kunlun dialect and hissing snake language-even Mandarin is not popular.However, the most popular language in today's society is English. Other fairies live to learn and learn, and have no means of transportation to fly to Europe. At least they have learned a little in private—some of them are even very boring. Passed the sixth grade.Therefore, Xi Wen will be ridiculed more or less every time at Yaoxian's birthday party——Xi Wen who was teased made up her mind to learn English well!However, it is really difficult to be responsible for teaching Xiwen English.

On this day, Xiwen went to ask the neighbors of Xiaoxian who lived next door with a book.

Xiwen: "It's fierce~~~ I want to ask, what does this 'Idon't know' mean?"

Meng Meng lifted his chin and smiled, and suddenly felt like a spring breeze around him: "I don't know."

Xiwen was stunned by this smile for two seconds, and then realized: "Meng Meng, how is it possible? How can you not know the meaning of this sentence after passing CET-[-]?"

Meng Meng smiled as gentle as jade, and said politely: "I really don't know."

Xiwen was turned away, "It's okay, I'll ask someone else." She didn't know the puzzled expression of Meng Zhenhen behind her.

Xiwen: "Mo Fan~~~I know you are the best~~Tell me what this 'Iknow' means?"

Mo Fan happened to be learning cross-stitch in the world, and was embroidering a very huge rabbit, so he said quickly, "I know."

Xiwen: "If you know it, tell me quickly."

Mo Fan: "I know."

Xiwen: "If you know it, tell me quickly."

Mo Fan didn't raise his head: "I know."

Xiwen: "..."

Mr. Fanfan is concentrating on researching recipes in the kitchen, whose kitchen are you asking?Of course it was Hexi's small kitchen, right, it was the small kitchen that was burnt by Mo Fan the day before yesterday.Xiwen smiled: "Oh, are you busy?"

Master Fanfan: Come here, help me to taste the taste of this potted eggplant?

After several twists and turns, Xiwen’s conscience told himself that he must be encouraged. Novices need encouragement. He barely licked it, and suddenly his taste buds and senses were mixed, and he began to hiss: “It’s delicious! Please help Come on, grass mud horse, how do you translate this in English?"

Master Fanfan took a bite of the eggplant he cooked: "Ohshit~! Fuckmylife!!!"

Xiwen said silently several times in her heart: Thank you.

Xiwen: "Arrogance, what does 'Whatdoyousay' mean?"

The arrogance dressed in an elegant gentleman's shirt lightly shook his ink fan and pondered for a moment: "What did you say?"

Xiwen: "What does 'Whatdoyousay' mean?"

Arrogantly slapped his back and propped his chin: "What did you say?"

Xiwen: "He's hard of hearing again."

Xiwen was rather depressed, and came to Hexi's room: Hexi, I know your English is the best, what does 'Lookupinthedictionary' mean? "

He Xi, who was meditating and practicing seal seals, said lightly without opening his eyes: "Look up the dictionary."

Xiwen's self-confidence was hit hard: "If I can look up an English dictionary, why would I ask you?!"

The dejected Xiwen came to the altar of sacrifice, just in time to see the girl and Zhengtai lighting cigarettes at the altar.

Xiwen turned to the next page feebly: "Light up a cigarette~~~~What does 'Useyouhead, thinkkitover' mean?"

Lighting a cigarette, he was busy joking with the Loli girls, and replied casually, "Think about it carefully."

Just as Xiwen was about to lose her temper, she suddenly came to her senses when she lit a cigarette, and hurriedly changed her words: "It means that our friendship is like a green tree."

Xiwen: "That's about the same. I will ask you all my English questions in the future."

Lighting a cigarette: "·#!·#￥￥%...%—...*%·"

Sure enough, ginger is still old and spicy.