A Nest of Sanxian

Chapter 11 - The Princess Comes Out of Her Bath

Those who know the current affairs are Junjie. After a long and hard education, the lovely crimson elf Mo Fan finally succeeded in letting the two century-old enemies understand that at present, let Xiwen make the decision to marry a high-spirited princess. How important is the great sacrifice.Because marrying this princess is the end of the story of Aladdin's lamp in One Thousand and One Nights.

The consciousness of sacrifice is important, but not everyone who has the consciousness of sacrifice can become a hero. Heroes are the joint product of consciousness and opportunity. Therefore, a serious problem-how to make Xiwen sacrifice smoothly...

Plan planning one: the night is thick, the moon is hazy, the flowers are hazy, the birds are hazy, Xiwen comes to Tongtong.In front of Princess Pudulu's window, a ray of moonlight is shining on Xiwen's handsome face. Xiwen holds her heart in one hand, and comforts her in the other, arousing the lingering affection.

risk:

1. Xiwen just arrived at the window of Princess Tongtong, but was taken down by the royal guards as an assassin; 2. Hexi: "Wait a minute, Xiwen's singing..."——Unlimited reverie about how big a flowerpot fell from the window sill ...

3. Wrong window, not only Princess Tongtong appeared on the window sill, but also... Mo Fan: "Xiwen, you are so miserable, really..."

other……

Too many risks, rejected.

Plan [-]: The king travels, encounters bandits (played by Hexi), and the guards lose.Xiwen made a majestic appearance, killing invincible opponents all over the world, and saving the king from fire and water.Princess Tongtong jumped out of the car excitedly, and grabbed Xiwen's hand: "Ah, my warrior... (NN is omitted below)" In case Princess Tongtong was not present, ending [-]: the king jumped out of the car excitedly, Grabbing Xiwen's hand: "Ah, my warrior, how can I repay your great kindness?" Xiwen: "Marry your daughter to me."...

Biggest risk: If you fail to suppress the bandits, you will be suppressed instead.

Mo Fan scratched his ears and shook his wings: "He Xi, you are going too far, how can you pretend to be a bandit and suppress Xiwen?"

Hexi folded his chest and squinted his eyes: "I want to become a master as long as he says a word to the magic lamp, but he can't use his power now, and he doesn't look like a peerless master. For example, give me the current him The reason why you won't dodge your waist in a fight..."

The death of heaven cherishes literature, it is not a crime of war, Amitabha - veto.

……

"It seems that someone hasn't spoken for a long time..." He Xi picked up the teacup.

"Xiwen," Mo Fan took a sip from Hexi's teacup and turned his head: "You can also talk."

"My dearest man, my most trusted friend, they discussed how to betray me—" Xiwen replied with grief and indignation, "What can I say?"

"I know it's not fair for you to make such a huge sacrifice," Mo Fan tilted his head and thought for a while, "But after all, it's a false illusion, so you just make do with it and act on the spot, even if it's—to accumulate experience for the future... "

He Xi also put down his teacup and nodded in agreement with Mo Fan's point of view: "You are chasing Princess Tongtong just for fun, we are all trying to end this story sooner."

"That's what you said." Xi Wen stared at He Xi's handsome face seriously and said, "Don't regret it."

"No...regret." He Xi had already begun to regret.

"Hexi~" Xiwen called softly—and Hexi quickly got goosebumps all over his body, "We have known each other for more than 600 years, right? But good brothers who once shared weal and woe, shared blessings and shared difficulties, and the sky fell We'll carry it together too—isn't that what you told me?"

"Forget it... right." Hexi's sixth sense has vaguely sensed the direction of danger: "Your wife can't let me marry you for you, can you?"

"I promised to marry Princess Tongtong, and I will definitely marry her, and I will never break my promise. Don't worry about that." Xiwen sat down again and replied solemnly.

He Xi didn't say a word, thinking to himself—it's you who made me feel relieved, so I don't feel relieved...

Mo Fan's small eyes looked at this and then that, smelling the smell of a trap——

"One Thousand and One Nights only stipulates that I am the one who will marry the princess, but it does not stipulate who is the one who will pursue the princess. Are we good brothers?" Xiwen still looked serious: "For such a difficult task, we two brothers divide the labor and cooperate. Isn't it more efficient? So - you will be the fake boyfriend, and I will be the irreplaceable fake husband."

"Xiwen..." Mo Fan broke out in a cold sweat—the guy who pushes forward: "You are committing a crime against an underage girl..."

"'It's a false phantom after all, you just make do with it and make fun of it'—who said that?"

"Even though it's like this..." Sweating profusely.

"This is not the real world, there is no need to stick to the rules. Besides, we can't complete the task, not only me and Mo Fan, but everyone trapped in this illusory world can't get out. For the common safety of everyone who is real, make illusory Sacrifice is not shameful. A comedy whose author has turned it into a tragedy—would you be ashamed of the author? No, and no judiciary would be disturbed by it."

"But..." Mo Fan sweated - this can also make up the truth...

"I'm not running away from difficulties, just to be honest - Hexi has more fans than me, and there are tons of girls who adore him. Besides, I'm neither gentle nor considerate, and I have a bad personality..." Xiwen drank calmly Taking a sip of tea, I belittled myself infinitely, "And Hexi has excellent qualities that I lack in these aspects-so from the perspective of pursuing the probability of success of girls, I think Hexi is more suitable for this task than me."

"That's true." Mo Fan tilted his head and thought for a while, "I heard that He Xi is indeed often surrounded by beauties..."

"Who said that?!" In the darkness, a terrifying intersection that had been silent for a long time was burning in Purgatory, "Mo Fan is a dead rabbit, I didn't get out of the wall!" A huge fist waved out, and a blue meteor Like a rocket launching into the sky, Mo Fan kept her O-shaped mouth in a fixed frame. She stared through the big human-shaped hole on the roof until the meteor named Xiwen disappeared into the depths of the blue sky with floating clouds——and Hexi held the teacup and drank tea quietly, a young leaf in the teacup floated leisurely on the surface of the slightly rippling tea water, the clear tea water clearly reflected Hexi's gentle and elegant face, as if nothing had happened.After a while, He Xi flicked the tabletop expressionlessly, and calmly said to Mo Fan, "Rewind."

"Death and Xi..." On the empty street, Xiwen muttered and rubbed his nose: "Are you kidding me, is it worth it... Where did you hit me?"

A white figure sneaked past Garen's eyes - Aladdin? ...

"Hey!" Xiwen patted him on the shoulder suddenly.

"You..." Aladdin trembled suddenly: "What do you want to do?..."

"I'm about to ask you—what do you want to do? Brat, your mother has broken her heart for you, can't you be more sensible?"

"Hush..." Aladdin leaned close to Xiwen's ear and whispered, "It's bright today. Princess Pudulu will come here to bathe in incense..."

"Then..." Only then did Xiwen realize that looking around, everything here is completely different from the place where she lives. Everything is paved with pure white marble, and the windows on all sides are inlaid with various precious gemstones. , the concept is novel, the workmanship is exquisite, the white tiger head carved in white jade is pouring hot spring water into the dense bath pond, and the spices from the east are lingering in the mist-like steam, showing a noble royal style-this is the bathing place for the princess. place?Xiwen's mandible almost fell to the ground—the bathtub with Mr. Fanfan really has a common language...

"I heard..." Aladdin said full of longing: "His Royal Highness is a young beauty..."

"Hey, you don't learn well at such a young age," Xiwen interrupted him coldly: "That's enough, go home quickly, don't worry your mother—or I'll let them arrest you."

"Your Highness, be careful with your feet—"

"what--"

"His Royal Highness fell down again, come and help me up."

As soon as Xiwen heard the sound of someone coming in, he was about to take a peek at him, but Aladdin pulled Xiwen to a hidden corner beside him, and at the same time told Xiwen with his sharp eyes - you are a novice at first sight , why can't even dodge.Xiwen glared back - dare you be Jiraiya's direct disciple?Aladdin took out a purple book from his bosom, and the big title reads "Another way to make out in the bathhouse - Zirai also edited it".

However, his attention was immediately attracted by the delicate voice.

"His Royal Highness Tongtong, you are not hurt." A soft and slightly anxious voice.

"Yeah~ it's okay, Xiaowei, I'm used to falling and falling—" Xiwen's soft whining voice, Xiwen's mind began to let loose imaginative thinking, the smiling face of the owner of such a whining voice.

The soft sound of small water splashes when the jade leg is tapped into the hot spring pool...

The clouds of incense and beauty body fragrance permeate the air...

The light splash of water and the hot spring water evoked the laughter of the beauties...

"Ah—" Princess Tongtong gasped softly as she collapsed in the hot spring pool...

Suddenly, Princess Tongtong stood up, and the beautiful water splashed down the smooth jade body——

Aladdin couldn't bear it any longer, he stood up, the corner of his mouth drooping, and two red hearts staring straight at his eyes peeking upright—a burst of screams from beauties, panickedly looking for bath towels to cover up his flawless white body— — Xiwen stood up and knocked Aladdin to the ground with a fist: "Stinky boy! You can't be more decent!"

Two days later—

"Idiot! Idiot!! Idiot!!!" Mo Fan shook his wings angrily.

"I'm not peeping!!!" The jailers listened gloomily to Xiwen's roar again from inside the prison, and the jailers who couldn't hear the voice of the elf Mo Fan looked at each other—this guy's energy is really not ordinary...

"That's not the problem!" Mo Fan, who had been looking for it in the middle of the night, flapped his wings angrily: "Why don't you think about it—why did Princess Tongtong let Aladdin and arrest you?"

"For...why?"

"God, even if you move your toes, you can figure it out," Mo Fan almost fainted: "Aladdin praised her as a peerless beauty because everyone has a desire for beauty. Why don't you just praise her like that? If you don’t want to praise her, you can keep silent, show your modesty, show your innocence, your helplessness, your innocence, your innocence, your innocence, your natural handsomeness, your suave, suave face. Your eyes are full of gold stars and you are not sober. You don’t have to shout. You would rather watch an African rhino take a bath than look at her. You are the public enemy of women. If she doesn’t catch you, who will you catch?!” Is it easy for me for a long time...)

"……"none!talk!Can!Said——Xi Wen was bored for a long time, her eyes bulging: "No one taught me to lie..."

"Come on, you lied to Queen Mother Xi, and you still have someone to teach you to lie?" Mo Fan floated up angrily: "I'll go back and tell Hexi, before we come to save you, you should face the wall and think about it!"

"Who wants you to help?!"

"Please, they're going to kill your head at dawn."

"Then let them kill it." Xi Wen hummed and said: "Looking at her, it's better to watch an African rhino take a bath, I want to go out with my own power-do you hear me! Hey wait~~ come back to me! !!"

"It's getting late." Xiaowei, the princess's maid, looked out of the window worriedly—a round of red sunset was hanging in the western sky, slowly sinking into the deep dark green hills, and the dreamlike clouds all over it became more and more beautiful. The dark night was dyed leaden gray stroke by stroke.

"Don't pay attention to him—" Princess Tongtong said angrily.

In the dark cell, Xiwen grabbed the rusty iron bars and shouted angrily: "I'm not peeping!"

I am really innocent! ! ! ! ! ——Excerpt from "Xiwen Midnight Blood and Tears Book"