Sir, do you have a survival guide?

one.questions about career

Shen Wuya said that he was tired of staying in this school. It turned out that there was nothing that attracted him outside, so he didn't want to go out. Now, if Xia Yunyi was with him, he hoped to go out and see what happened in the outside world. Fundamental change.

"Are we rich?" Xia Yunyi asked while lying on Shen Wuya's lap.

"Yes. I have bank deposits."

"Okay, what about the bank account number?"

"..."

For the first time, Shen Wuya realized how important it is to remember his bank account number.

"That is to say, do we still have no money?"

Xia Yunyi asked.

"I'll ask Bai Ze." After a while, Shen Wuya gritted his teeth and answered the question.

When he went to look for Bai Ze the next day, after hearing Shen Wuya's intentions, Bai Ze smiled lightly:

"I can tell you, but the prerequisite is that you have to stay on as a professor."

Shen Wuya was surprised: "Didn't you say that everything depends on my wishes?"

"Oh, it's like this. Do you remember the medicine garden? They have cleared up the losses these days, and the list has come out. After we remove all kinds of expenses, and then count the compensation in your account, you only have about four dollars left in your account now." Fifty thousand."

"...You promised that the medicine garden is mine."

"But we helped repair and replenished some rare and exotic plants later."

Bai Ze blinked innocently and said.

Rebuttal is invalid.

Shen Wuya went back with a gloomy face, Xia Yunyi saw this, put down the game controller in his hand, and asked what's wrong.

"Damn capitalism."

Shen Wuya said.

Xia Yunyi: "..."

How did this sentence come out of Shen Wuya's mouth?

The travel plan was put on hold, and Shen Wuya was forced to become a professor at Jiuhua University again, and the salary of one person had to be split into two——

The other one is for Xia Yunyi.

Later, when Xia Yunyi knew how his salary was paid in this way, he said righteously to Bai Ze who was standing beside him:

"Comrade, have you been hit by the sugar-coated cannon/bullet of capitalism?"

Bai Ze smiled, and gave Xia Yunyi a big chestnut.

two.About the relationship between the two

After living in seclusion for a year, Shen Wuya successfully transformed into a shape, which means that he finally doesn't have to turn into Miao Miao to bask in the sun as before.

congratulations!

But this year, Xia Yunyi was still a student, and luckily he got assigned to the most difficult spell department. He was tortured by "how to draw a spell" every day, and he didn't even talk to Shen Wuya much. Yes, study groups all day long.

It should be a good thing that Xia Yunyi loves to study, but Shen Wuya finally waited for Xia Yunyi, and the two of them didn't stick together much, so Xia Yunyi ran away by himself, and Shen Wuya expressed his displeasure.

But, no one knows that Xia Yunyi's identity should have changed a long time ago except Director Bai's group. He still regards Xia Yunyi as a student and Shen Wuya's assistant.

Shen Wuya became even more angry.

After thinking about it for a long time, Shen Wuya decided to ask Bai Ze.

After Bai Ze knew the reason of Shen Wuya's visit, he sighed weakly:

"Are all your plants that become refined are so wooden?"

"..."

"If you're in love, show it off, idiot."

Considering the gender of Shen Wuya and Xia Yunyi, Bai Ze kindly recommended several websites:

"After you learn how to surf the Internet, you can go to this website to observe and observe. Don't ask me again then."

This is the reason why he is unwilling to leave the customs, he is tired.

Shen Wuya didn't know why, so he wrote down the URL with a post-it note and left.

However, due to the busyness of repairing the medicine garden recently, Shen Wuya forgot about this post-it note in a short time. After he casually pasted the post-it note on the desk of his study in the small villa, he continued to work on his own affairs up.

On a certain weekend, Xia Yunyi sneaked into Shen Wuya's study.

Recently, he doesn't have to study so hard, he naturally wants to relax, and the best way to relax is to play games.

However, the net in his own room was not good, so Xia Yunyi moved his brain to Shen Wuya's room——

There is a desktop computer in the study.

After using his skills to pick the lock, Xia Yunyi went into the study while Shen Wuya was not at home. As soon as he turned on the computer, he noticed the post-it note next to the desktop.

"what?"

Xia Yunyi noticed the URL written on it, and thought it was fun and funny, so after turning on the computer, the first thing he did was not to open the game, but to open the browser, and input the URL written on the sticky note.

Five minutes later, Xia Yunyi blushed and turned off the screen.

Depend on.

Trembling, he pasted the post-it note back, mustered up the courage to turn on the computer again, then closed a small video, cleared the browsing history, and walked out of the study in a daze without even playing the game.

At night, Shen Wuya noticed Xia Yunyi's absent-mindedness, so he asked:

"Why, is there anything else you don't understand? Do you need me to teach you?"

Xia Yunyi turned his head quietly, looked at Shen Wuya, and said:

"Mouth."

Shen Wuya: "..."

He noticed that Xia Yunyi's ears were red.

After a while, Xia Yunyi asked again:

"Can I ask you a question?"

"Just ask."

"You swear first you won't lose your temper."

"will not."

"Okay, I asked. Are monsters transformed from plants all sexually frigid?"

"..."

"Sir, have you ever been in love for thousands of years?"

"..."

"Sir, what are you doing as a plant?"

"... What stimulated you?"

"No, just curious."

Shen Wuya felt a headache for Xia Yunyi's series of questions. As a big monster, the thousand years of self-cultivation really made him have almost no desires. Compared with communicating with the body like a human being, he prefers to be accompanied by others. When Xia Yunyi was next to him, he could reach out, touch Xia Yunyi, hold Xia Yunyi's hand, and he felt very comfortable. So, up to now, the most intimate thing between the two of them is just kissing.

And that kind of kiss is more about two people rubbing each other's ears, it's not the kind of deep kiss that only exists in novels, wishing to devour each other.

These are enough for Shen Wuya, but not enough for Xia Yunyi.

Without the threat of Yunyan, Xia Yunyi gradually returned to the mentality of a human being. His age happened to be the most beautiful age of human beings. He was curious about everything and full of vigor. Ever since watching the short video last time , Xia Yunyi always felt that there was something missing between himself and Shen Wuya, so he wanted to try.

If Shen Wuya can't do it, he'll be on top.

Xia Yunyi thought so.

But for the first time, he lacks experience, so he has to think carefully.

Ah, bah, let's start teaching everything first, first teach Shen Wuya how to fall in love.

So, starting from that inexplicable conversation, Xia Yunyi gradually increased his contact with Shen Wuya, and it became more and more sticky.

Shen Wuya was a little uncomfortable at first, he asked Xia Yunyi:

"Can you not get too close."

"why?"

"You and I have exchanged hearts, there is a certain sense of synesthesia, I..."

Shen Wuya didn't say the following words, his pale face gradually turned a little red.

The two of them had more and more contact these days, and he gradually began to enjoy the body temperature when he was in contact with Xia Yunyi.Since Xia Yunyi recovered, Xia Yunyi's body temperature was a little higher than his, and it was very comfortable to touch.

Where Shen Wuya could not see, Xia Yunyi's eyes lit up.

Hey, there's drama.

In the days that followed, Xia Yunyi was always bouncing around and clinging to all the schedules, and disappeared after class, and even moved all his things out of the dormitory without any hesitation, and sent them completely to the villa.

Now it's all right, the forum of Jiuhua University was directly blown up, but another situation was derived from it——

That year the number of lovers abruptly tripled.

Others have dared to pursue the iceberg, and even melted the iceberg, so you can't go out of your way to melt a glass of smoothie?

Everyone said so, including Director Bai.

After the atmosphere was almost brewing, Xia Yunyi decided to go to Shen Wuya, how could the two of them have to do something else in bed, how boring it was to sleep like this.

So after returning home, when Xia Yunyi was about to continue flirting, he found Shen Wuya watching anime with his laptop.

Xia Yunyi: "..."

Oh my god, today must be a good day. Shen Wuya, who has not surfed the Internet for a thousand years, actually knows how to surf the Internet today? !

Seeing Xia Yunyi coming back, Shen Wuya raised his head and showed a smile:

"You're back?"

Xia Yunyi: Why did he feel a little spooky today?

At night, before Xia Yunyi had time to push Shen Wuya down, Shen Wuya held Xia Yunyi's shoulder seriously and said:

"Yun Yi, when I was doing the experiment today, I suddenly thought of a very important thing, which is related to your body."

All the charming thoughts flew away, Xia Yunyi asked nervously:

"what happened?"

He didn't want to be good in the future, walking on the road, his face and hands suddenly fell off, don't scare others, he was scared first.

"It's been so long since the heart was changed, but I haven't checked how well your body and heart are fused. What if something grows that shouldn't grow?"

"Yes, what should I do then?"

Shen Wuya raised his chin slightly and said:

"I will give you a preliminary examination today. If there is any problem, I will go to the hospital for further examination tomorrow."

Xia Yunyi didn't doubt that he was there, so he lay down nervously, and said sadly and angrily, "Come on."

10 minute later.

"Why are you taking off your clothes?"

"Convenient for inspection."

"Oh."

"Hiss~~ Why do you want to check there? It hurts."

"Is there not enough lubricating oil? You bear with it."

"...Why are you taking off your clothes!!!"

Two hours later, Xia Yunyi was lying on the bed, clutching the quilt, staring blankly at the ceiling:

He figured it out, the person next to him was really a moron.

"The heart is fine, well, I am very satisfied."

Shen Wuya hugged Xia Yunyi, enjoying the skin-to-skin contact between the two, and said.

"gentlemen."

"Ok?"

"gentlemen."

"Ah."

"gentlemen."

Shen Wuya opened his eyes slightly, and asked, "What did you call me for?"

"It's nothing." Xia Yunyi gave Shen Wuya a contemptuous look back, and said, "I found that as long as I call you 'Sir', you seem to be more excited, pervert."

Shen Wuya: "..."

Under Xia Yunyi's gaze, Shen Wuya smiled: "Do you believe that I will let you call me 'Mr.' later?"

Xia Yunyi: "..."