Sir, do you have a survival guide?

In the end, what Xia Yunyi didn't expect was that after crying like this, he broke down Teacher Yin before he broke down.

Teacher Yin was so angry that his eyes turned into golden vertical pupils, and his whole body was full of monster aura. He almost couldn't transform directly, so he had to repeatedly ask Xia Yunyi to sit back.

Unexpectedly, Xia Yunyi was still crying after returning to his seat, and finally he was forced to hold back his tears under Teacher Yin's glaring gaze. Although he didn't burst into tears anymore, the choking sound was still there.

"us--"

"belch."

"right now we--"

"belch."

"..."

"belch."

"Student Xia, can you shut up? I have something else to say." Teacher Yin said through gritted teeth.

Xia Yunyi nodded, and covered his mouth with his hand.

But at the same time, Teacher Yin received a bunch of vague and dissatisfied eyes.

Where these eyes come from, it goes without saying.Teacher Yin originally asked Xia Yunyi to come up to see who is the child who can provoke Shen Wuya, but unexpectedly——

He really offended a little ancestor.

Taking a deep breath, Teacher Yin said all the rest of the words in one breath:

"Good students, let me make a long story short. In addition to the ten credits awarded by Xia, the second No.3 students will get five points each. I hope everyone will study hard and follow Xia as an example. Okay, if you have something to do, you can leave. Also, Xia Classmate, please don’t cry—”

……

At night, when the two twins came back, as soon as they entered the dormitory and saw Xia Yunyi, the two twins were stunned at the same time, and then under Xia Yunyi's puzzled eyes, the two twins rushed to Xia Yunyi in the blink of an eye at the same time, and asked:

"You are Xia Yunyi?"

"Owen? Aoxuan?"

Xia Yunyi remembered Hu Tong's introduction to himself before, so he nodded.

He hasn't seen the two twins in the past few days, probably because Director Bai punished the two twins for taking shape without authorization, so he couldn't see them.

"Wow--"

The two twins exclaimed at the same time, "You still know our names? Xiao Xia, you are so cute."

Xia Yunyi twitched the corners of his eyes, and walked to the side secretly.

"Don't go," the twins grabbed one of Xia Yunyi's arms and said enthusiastically, "I didn't expect us to live with a man of the hour. It's so cool."

"Character?" Xia Yunyi caught the point.

"That's right, I became Shen Baitou's assistant on the first day of school, and it caused Teacher Yin to collapse on the first day of class, wow—" the two twins exaggerated.

"Do what?"

Hu Tong came back from the outside at this time and was very upset when he saw the twins surrounding him. He hurriedly pulled Xia Yunyi out of the encirclement like a calf, "What are you doing? Are you bullying Xiaoxia?"

"Who will bully Xiao Xia?"

The twins looked at each other and said in unison, "We all like Xiao Xia. Xiao Xia, call me brother."

The corners of Xia Yunyi's eyes continued to twitch: Sure enough, there are a bunch of guys who like to take advantage of others.

"We ordered takeout."

One of the twins said, "How about a celebration?"

"Okay."

When Hu Tong heard that the two were not malicious, and thought that the three of them were fellow sufferers when Shen Wuya came on the first night of school, he put down his vigilance and agreed with the ordering of takeaway.

Now Xia Yunyi was surprised: "Can you still order takeaway here?"

He tried it before. Although there is a signal and WiFi, the APP he downloaded before can not be used except the browser. When he opens it, it will show that it is disconnected and cannot be located.

"Xiaoxia didn't download a special app, did she?"

The twins approached each other with a mobile phone, "We'll show you."

The phone was almost poked in the face, Xia Yunyi hurriedly hid behind Hu Tong, the twins were taken aback, and then chased after them with a smile, as if they regarded it as a game, going back and forth, when Xia Yunyi almost exploded, the window There was a "beep" sound over there.

"The takeaway has arrived!"

The twins stopped the chase, hurried over and opened the window.

Xia Yunyi carefully stretched out his head from behind Hu Tong, and saw three black birds wearing hats standing on the windowsill, handing the lunch boxes to the twins with their beaks, and after the twins took the three lunch boxes, the black birds called:

"Dear, five-star praise!"

"Okay, okay." The twins hurriedly responded, and then turned around to greet Xia Yunyi, "Xiao Xia is here to eat."

Xia Yunyi was dumbfounded: "Is this takeaway?"

Under his gaze, the blackbirds flew away quickly, so professionally fast, it could be seen that they were used to this kind of thing.

"Yes, is there a problem?"

"……No."

The twins were originally snow leopards, proper carnivores, so the takeaway they ordered was a bunch of barbecued meat, with no green leaves in sight, and the amazing thing was that Hu Tong didn't say anything.

The way Xia Yunyi looked at Hu Tong could not help but change——

So, this Hutong is also a giant carnivore? !

In this case, he still has a sense of security.

Xia Yunyi felt a deep pain in his egg.

"Xiao Xia, what are you looking at?" Hu Tong waved repeatedly and said, "If you don't come, you will be snatched up by these two guys."

While talking, Hu Tong opened a beer can in a chic way.

Originally, Xia Yunyi didn't feel much about eating barbecue at night, but when he saw the beer can, he leaned towards it:

"Brother, give me a drink."

As an obedient boy, at such an age, he has never drunk such a thing.

"It's enough for the children to eat barbecue," Hu Tong raised his hand to prevent Xia Yunyi from getting the beer can.

Xia Yunyi didn't care about the difference in height between the two of them, and jumped several times, but still couldn't reach the beer can, and he was so angry that Baozi's face bulged out:

"I'm eighteen! I'm an adult!"

"puff--"

The twins gulped out a sip of beer, and the elder brother was even more overjoyed:

"Eighteen? When another zero is added at the end, no one will tell you if you drink beer again."

At that moment, Xia Yunyi suddenly understood why everyone reacted so much after hearing his age since entering the school, so he asked:

"Then, how old are you all?"

"Well, let's put it this way, the average age of entering the school is [-]. The teachers with long hair in this school may be [-] years old."

Said one of the twins.

Now Xia Yunyi was even more indifferent to eating and drinking, he said in surprise: "Then according to this standard, Professor Shen Wuya..."

"Shen Baitou? He is said to be one of the founders of this school, at least two thousand years old."

"..."

"So, Xiao Xia, you are really a warrior." The twins ran over, hung on Xia Yunyi's body, handed Xia Yunyi a meat skewer, and said, "Come on!"

Xia Yunyi wants to cry but has no tears.

Just as Xia Yunyi was thinking about life, there was another "beep" sound from the window, which sounded similar to the black bird tapping its beak on the glass when ordering takeaway.

"Which of you ordered takeaway again?" Hu Tong asked.

The rest shook their heads again and again.

Xia Yunyi looked towards the window, but saw a yellow paper bird standing outside the window.

Although it is made of paper, this bird is extremely flexible. The two small eyes dotted with ink blinked very vividly after Xia Yunyi looked over, then tilted its head, and the beak made of paper continued to "too-toot" " knocked twice.

When everyone was in a daze, Xia Yunyi walked over, hesitated for a while, then opened the window and let the paper bird in.

The paper bird did not hesitate after entering, and flew onto Xia Yunyi's shoulder. After standing still, it suddenly uttered a human voice:

"You don't have class tomorrow, come to my office on the third floor of Ziyue Building at eight o'clock in the morning to find me."

The sound of this voice was cold and cold, like jade hitting each other. It should be very clear and pleasant to hear, but because the owner who spoke had no emotion at all, it became lifeless instead, like a mechanical sound.

Xia Yunyi knew who the voice was as soon as he heard it, so he replied repeatedly:

"Ok, ok, ok."

After that, the paper bird didn't continue to make a sound. It tilted its head, spread its wings, and flew out of the open window.

After the paper bird flew out, the three roommates behind stepped forward and watched the paper bird disappear into the night sky together with Xia Yunyi.

The twins' elder brother sighed: "What era is this? Why do people still use talisman birds?"

"Spell bird?"

"That's right, the talisman bird that sends messages. They all use mobile phones now, so I thought they'd been eliminated long ago. Hey, Xiao Xia, who is this guy?"

"Shen Wuya."

"Who?"

"Shen Wuya."

Then there was a deathly silence. After a while, Hu Tong sighed:

"That's no wonder."

It is also Professor Shen who will use talisman paper to deliver messages in his life.

The twins looked at each other, and then looked at the barbecue in their hands. Thinking of the night when Shen Wuya came here, they suddenly felt that they couldn't eat.