Sir, do you have a survival guide?
Chapter 7
The next day came in the expectation of all the demons, and it was long overdue.
Xia Yunyi yawned, got up with Hu Tong, and washed up.
Today is the opening ceremony, as long as it is a freshman must go.
After washing up, Xia Yunyi glanced at the two vacant beds beside him, and asked Hu Tong curiously:
"Are our two roommates not coming?"
"Xiao Xia," Hu Tong put on his coat, handed Xiao Xia a glass of milk very familiarly, and said, "you can see them later."
Xia Yunyi had no choice but to take the milk: "Brother, do you like pink very much?"
Today's Hu Tong is dressed in pink, making Xia Yunyi feel that the holy light is shining in front of him.
"I hate it." Hu Tong stuffed another piece of bread in the past, "Let's go, the time is almost up."
The opening ceremony was set in the auditorium, with Hu Tong's live map, Xia Yunyi quickly found the auditorium with Hu Tong, and took a seat.
Half an hour later, the opening ceremony officially began. A young man in a white Tang suit with long hair came to the stage, pulled out a roll of paper from his sleeve, and read aloud:
"Golden autumn and September, sweet osmanthus is fragrant..."
"This is the vice principal." Hu Tong explained in a low voice.
"Really?" Xia Yunyi asked curiously.
"Xiao Xia, you have to learn a little bit about this," Hu Tong said, "General leaders are invisible, especially the bigger the official, the bigger the general, the more the dragon sees the head and sees the tail."
"I see, thank you brother." Xia Yunyi suddenly realized.
"No thanks."
The classmate on the side: "..."
Does this count as misleading the younger generation?
The vice-principal was impassioned on one side, the students below were drowsy, and the teacher in the background was even more frowning.
Director Bai trembled while looking at the only application list in his hand:
"Why are there people who apply for assistants Shen, Wu, and Ya?"
"Well, Director Bai." The leader at the side asked in a low voice, "Isn't this a good thing? Besides, with that bright and innocent personality, it's still a question of whether or not you want this child."
After finishing speaking, he glanced at the application letter, and immediately couldn't help laughing: "What the hell is this kid writing, Director Bai, don't worry, Shen Wuya will definitely not want it."
The experience and rewards and punishments are blank, and even the column of "original body" is filled with "person". This child is too silly and sweet.
"You know shit." Director Bai cast a sharp glance at the knife.
Just because of the eclectic and unusual routine of this application letter, she felt terrified that this child was the same as Shen Wuya.
"What are you looking at?"
A little white suddenly appeared in front of everyone.
Hearing this familiar cold voice, the teachers and leaders surrounding Director Bai were shocked. When they looked up, they found that it was Shen Wuya, and immediately said in unison:
"How did you come?"
It turned out that Shen Wuya hated this kind of event the most. After so many years since the school was established, even if invitations were sent, Shen Wuya would ignore them and never attend the event. Today, he came unexpectedly. Many teachers looked at Shen Wuya and began to doubt Did the sun come out in the west today?
"Aren't you going to give me an assistant?"
Shen Wuya faced all kinds of eyes from everyone, with a calm expression, took out the piece of paper from Director Bai who was stunned by the side, saw the photo on it, and suddenly gave a chuckle for no apparent reason.
"Just him."
Shen Wuya returned the paper to Director Bai, and when everyone began to study who was on the paper, he said lightly:
"He's finished."
"Who?"
Everyone followed Shen Wuya's eyes, seeing the vice principal glaring at them, and the students in the audience were silent.
Everyone: "..."
Oops, I forgot the time.
The behind-the-scenes scene here was a mess, while Xia Yunyi in the audience over there yawned boredly.
"Does Xiao Xia want to eat cake?" Hu Tong took out a small pink bag from behind and asked.
"Yes." Xia Yunyi's eyes sparkled, "Thank you bro."
The episode passed in a flash, and when Xia Yunyi ate the third cake, it was Director Bai's turn to speak.
Director Bai stepped forward, coughed lightly, and said seriously:
"I know that everyone is very excited to enter the school, but here, I will reiterate again that we must abide by the school rules. These two students turned into their original forms without authorization yesterday and destroyed the infrastructure. It’s all for the first time, come up.”
A pair of identical twins walked onto the stage dejectedly and stood beside Director Bai.
Director Bai nodded to the two, and said to the students, "Ten points will be deducted from each of the credits."
"Wow, so ruthless." Xia Yunyi said.
"It deserves it," Hu Tong said, "who told them to steal it."
"Steal what?"
"It's nothing. That's right," Hu Tong clapped his hands, pointed to the twins on the stage, and said, "These two are our roommates, one is named Aowen and the other is named Aoxuan."
Xia Yunyi stopped to eat the cake, looked at the two twins, and found that it was difficult for him to connect the two tall and thin people in front of him with the huge snow leopard he saw at the beginning.
"I won't be eaten."
Xia Yunyi muttered to himself.Then he turned to Hu Tong curiously: "Brother, what is your real identity?"
"I hate it." Hu Tong widened his copper bell eyes, turned around, a little shy, "Xiao Xia, how can you ask such a question? This is private, and you can't ask casually."
Xia Yunyi twitched the corners of his mouth, and then said expressionlessly, "Oh."
After Director Bai finished "killing chickens to warn monkeys", the two twins walked off the stage listlessly.After the two of them walked away, there was another round of speeches by the leaders.
"It's so boring, what time will it be open?"
Xia Yunyi finally stopped eating cakes. Seeing that the leader on the stage seemed to be having a good time talking, he yawned boredly.
"Calm down." Hu Tong comforted.
Another half an hour later, Xia Yunyi had already turned out the phone, and was about to play with it, when suddenly he heard a voice:
[Student, stay here when the meeting is over, I need you if I need something. 】
Have you tried it well, and suddenly there is an extra voice in your head?
Xia Yunyi was stunned for a while, then raised his head blankly. As soon as he raised his head, he saw a certain leader on the stage talking in high spirits, so it couldn't be him.
[Look to the side.I just met you not long ago, you won't forget my voice so soon, right? 】
The voice sounded again, Xia Yunyi foolishly turned his head to look aside, and saw Director Bai sitting next to the leader propping his chin with one hand, looking at him charmingly.
Xia Yunyi's face turned pale, and he said in shock: Is this sound transmission through the air? !witchcraft? !
Seeing that Xia Yunyi finally found her, Director Bai gave him a wink in front of everyone present.
Xia Yunyi shuddered, but the next second, he felt another gaze fall on him.
That gaze was cold and piercing, falling on the body, as if the icy edge hanging from the eaves of Sanjiu Tian slammed straight into the human spine, Xia Yunyi instinctively, and in an instant, the alarm bell in his heart rang crazily .
Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Xia Yunyi looked at the source of another line of sight, and saw a white-haired teacher. This white-haired teacher was sitting on the stage expressionlessly, motionless. Forged from the coldest block of ice in the sky.
"Fuck," Hu Tong was obviously also affected, he bent down secretly, and at the same time pushed the "petite" Xia Yunyi down with one hand, trying to avoid the sight of the white-haired teacher, "Why did you get caught by Shen Baitou?" ?”
"Is he Shen Baitou? Shen Wuya? Professor Shen?" Xia Yunyi asked while hiding under the chair in the front row.
"Of course!"
"I'll go, I was chosen? Hahahaha."
"what?"
Under Hu Tong's pressure, Xia Yunyi told Hu Tong that he had handed in the application letter for Assistant Professor Shen Wuya, and now he should have successfully applied for the job.
Hu Tong was stunned for a few seconds, and then he said frantically: "Xiao Xia, are you crazy? Seeking death?!"
"Nope," Xia Yunyi was in high spirits, "I'm called a life saver from a desperate situation."
[Hey, hey, the leaders are still there, little brat, we can hear what you say. 】
At that time, both Hu Tong and Xia Yunyi heard the same charming and somewhat exasperated voice in their minds. In terms of timbre, it belonged to Director Bai.
After the embarrassing silence, Hu Tong buried himself even lower, and at the same time heaved a long sigh:
"I think our dormitory is really good. On the first day of school, we were collectively remembered by the teachers."
Xia Yunyi nodded in pain: "Yes."
After the opening ceremony, it was already noon, and Xia Yunyi was forced to enter the office of the Academic Affairs Office again because he was caught by Director Bai.
In the office of Director Bai of the Academic Affairs Office, the atmosphere was serious and silent, and the three protagonists were in a triangular formation:
Shen Wuya sat on the sofa, his downcast eyes wondering what he was thinking;
Director Bai stood on the other side, with his arms crossed, his brows bristling, staring at Xia Yunyi without saying a word;
Xia Yunyi happened to be caught between the two of them.
Xia Yunyi, who was at the bottom of the food chain, hadn't figured out the situation yet, but his instinct told him not to act rashly, so he tried his best to exude an innocent air, hoping to get away with it.
"Actually, I can't interfere with this matter," Director Bai glanced at Shen Wuya who was at the side, and said, "But the situation of the two of you...is too special."
Speaking of this, Director Bai showed a tangled expression, and asked Shen Wuya: "Professor Shen, this is that child. A freshman who doesn't understand anything, really don't think about changing?"
Having said that, Shen Wuya raised his head and looked at Xia Yunyi who was at the side.He did not express his attitude, but instead asked Xia Yunyi:
"Do you regret it?"
At this time, a ray of sunlight came in from the window of the office and shone on the seat where Shen Wuya was sitting. At that time, it was crystal clear, like a spar.
"Do you regret it?"
Obviously, Shen Wuya's lips did not move after that, Xia Yunyi still heard this sentence repeatedly, but this time, the sentence was vague and uncertain, as if from the distant sky, through time and space, once again in Xia Yunyi's ear sounded.
"I do not regret."
Xia Yunyi replied.
Shen Wuya, who was sitting opposite him, had a flash of astonishment in his eyes after hearing this answer, but this emotion quickly disappeared, like a stone being swallowed by the sea without leaving a trace.
Shen Wuya turned his head, looked at Director Bai, and said, "Just him."
"You reached an agreement so quickly?" Director Bai was surprised.
Shen Wuya didn't speak any more, and walked out the door.
For some reason, Xia Yunyi also stood up as if he had been bewitched.
His eyes never moved away from Shen Wuya's body. Under Director Bai's puzzled eyes, Xia Yunyi followed Shen Yunyi and walked out, treating Director Bai as nothing the whole time.
The two walked out of the Academic Affairs Office one after the other, and stopped when they reached Shen Wuya.
If someone observes carefully, they will find that Xia Yunyi has always been about two or three steps away from Shen Wuya, no more and no less, it seems that this is a habit that is almost engraved in his nature.
After Shen Wuya stopped, Xia Yunyi blinked his eyes like he was just waking up from a dream, and ended his wandering spirit state.
Afterwards, Shen Wuya turned around and looked at the person following him.
Under Shen Wuya's cold eyes, Xia Yunyi tilted his head innocently:?
Shen Wuya looked at him for a long time, and said:
"Go back, don't follow me."
Xia Yunyi yawned, got up with Hu Tong, and washed up.
Today is the opening ceremony, as long as it is a freshman must go.
After washing up, Xia Yunyi glanced at the two vacant beds beside him, and asked Hu Tong curiously:
"Are our two roommates not coming?"
"Xiao Xia," Hu Tong put on his coat, handed Xiao Xia a glass of milk very familiarly, and said, "you can see them later."
Xia Yunyi had no choice but to take the milk: "Brother, do you like pink very much?"
Today's Hu Tong is dressed in pink, making Xia Yunyi feel that the holy light is shining in front of him.
"I hate it." Hu Tong stuffed another piece of bread in the past, "Let's go, the time is almost up."
The opening ceremony was set in the auditorium, with Hu Tong's live map, Xia Yunyi quickly found the auditorium with Hu Tong, and took a seat.
Half an hour later, the opening ceremony officially began. A young man in a white Tang suit with long hair came to the stage, pulled out a roll of paper from his sleeve, and read aloud:
"Golden autumn and September, sweet osmanthus is fragrant..."
"This is the vice principal." Hu Tong explained in a low voice.
"Really?" Xia Yunyi asked curiously.
"Xiao Xia, you have to learn a little bit about this," Hu Tong said, "General leaders are invisible, especially the bigger the official, the bigger the general, the more the dragon sees the head and sees the tail."
"I see, thank you brother." Xia Yunyi suddenly realized.
"No thanks."
The classmate on the side: "..."
Does this count as misleading the younger generation?
The vice-principal was impassioned on one side, the students below were drowsy, and the teacher in the background was even more frowning.
Director Bai trembled while looking at the only application list in his hand:
"Why are there people who apply for assistants Shen, Wu, and Ya?"
"Well, Director Bai." The leader at the side asked in a low voice, "Isn't this a good thing? Besides, with that bright and innocent personality, it's still a question of whether or not you want this child."
After finishing speaking, he glanced at the application letter, and immediately couldn't help laughing: "What the hell is this kid writing, Director Bai, don't worry, Shen Wuya will definitely not want it."
The experience and rewards and punishments are blank, and even the column of "original body" is filled with "person". This child is too silly and sweet.
"You know shit." Director Bai cast a sharp glance at the knife.
Just because of the eclectic and unusual routine of this application letter, she felt terrified that this child was the same as Shen Wuya.
"What are you looking at?"
A little white suddenly appeared in front of everyone.
Hearing this familiar cold voice, the teachers and leaders surrounding Director Bai were shocked. When they looked up, they found that it was Shen Wuya, and immediately said in unison:
"How did you come?"
It turned out that Shen Wuya hated this kind of event the most. After so many years since the school was established, even if invitations were sent, Shen Wuya would ignore them and never attend the event. Today, he came unexpectedly. Many teachers looked at Shen Wuya and began to doubt Did the sun come out in the west today?
"Aren't you going to give me an assistant?"
Shen Wuya faced all kinds of eyes from everyone, with a calm expression, took out the piece of paper from Director Bai who was stunned by the side, saw the photo on it, and suddenly gave a chuckle for no apparent reason.
"Just him."
Shen Wuya returned the paper to Director Bai, and when everyone began to study who was on the paper, he said lightly:
"He's finished."
"Who?"
Everyone followed Shen Wuya's eyes, seeing the vice principal glaring at them, and the students in the audience were silent.
Everyone: "..."
Oops, I forgot the time.
The behind-the-scenes scene here was a mess, while Xia Yunyi in the audience over there yawned boredly.
"Does Xiao Xia want to eat cake?" Hu Tong took out a small pink bag from behind and asked.
"Yes." Xia Yunyi's eyes sparkled, "Thank you bro."
The episode passed in a flash, and when Xia Yunyi ate the third cake, it was Director Bai's turn to speak.
Director Bai stepped forward, coughed lightly, and said seriously:
"I know that everyone is very excited to enter the school, but here, I will reiterate again that we must abide by the school rules. These two students turned into their original forms without authorization yesterday and destroyed the infrastructure. It’s all for the first time, come up.”
A pair of identical twins walked onto the stage dejectedly and stood beside Director Bai.
Director Bai nodded to the two, and said to the students, "Ten points will be deducted from each of the credits."
"Wow, so ruthless." Xia Yunyi said.
"It deserves it," Hu Tong said, "who told them to steal it."
"Steal what?"
"It's nothing. That's right," Hu Tong clapped his hands, pointed to the twins on the stage, and said, "These two are our roommates, one is named Aowen and the other is named Aoxuan."
Xia Yunyi stopped to eat the cake, looked at the two twins, and found that it was difficult for him to connect the two tall and thin people in front of him with the huge snow leopard he saw at the beginning.
"I won't be eaten."
Xia Yunyi muttered to himself.Then he turned to Hu Tong curiously: "Brother, what is your real identity?"
"I hate it." Hu Tong widened his copper bell eyes, turned around, a little shy, "Xiao Xia, how can you ask such a question? This is private, and you can't ask casually."
Xia Yunyi twitched the corners of his mouth, and then said expressionlessly, "Oh."
After Director Bai finished "killing chickens to warn monkeys", the two twins walked off the stage listlessly.After the two of them walked away, there was another round of speeches by the leaders.
"It's so boring, what time will it be open?"
Xia Yunyi finally stopped eating cakes. Seeing that the leader on the stage seemed to be having a good time talking, he yawned boredly.
"Calm down." Hu Tong comforted.
Another half an hour later, Xia Yunyi had already turned out the phone, and was about to play with it, when suddenly he heard a voice:
[Student, stay here when the meeting is over, I need you if I need something. 】
Have you tried it well, and suddenly there is an extra voice in your head?
Xia Yunyi was stunned for a while, then raised his head blankly. As soon as he raised his head, he saw a certain leader on the stage talking in high spirits, so it couldn't be him.
[Look to the side.I just met you not long ago, you won't forget my voice so soon, right? 】
The voice sounded again, Xia Yunyi foolishly turned his head to look aside, and saw Director Bai sitting next to the leader propping his chin with one hand, looking at him charmingly.
Xia Yunyi's face turned pale, and he said in shock: Is this sound transmission through the air? !witchcraft? !
Seeing that Xia Yunyi finally found her, Director Bai gave him a wink in front of everyone present.
Xia Yunyi shuddered, but the next second, he felt another gaze fall on him.
That gaze was cold and piercing, falling on the body, as if the icy edge hanging from the eaves of Sanjiu Tian slammed straight into the human spine, Xia Yunyi instinctively, and in an instant, the alarm bell in his heart rang crazily .
Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Xia Yunyi looked at the source of another line of sight, and saw a white-haired teacher. This white-haired teacher was sitting on the stage expressionlessly, motionless. Forged from the coldest block of ice in the sky.
"Fuck," Hu Tong was obviously also affected, he bent down secretly, and at the same time pushed the "petite" Xia Yunyi down with one hand, trying to avoid the sight of the white-haired teacher, "Why did you get caught by Shen Baitou?" ?”
"Is he Shen Baitou? Shen Wuya? Professor Shen?" Xia Yunyi asked while hiding under the chair in the front row.
"Of course!"
"I'll go, I was chosen? Hahahaha."
"what?"
Under Hu Tong's pressure, Xia Yunyi told Hu Tong that he had handed in the application letter for Assistant Professor Shen Wuya, and now he should have successfully applied for the job.
Hu Tong was stunned for a few seconds, and then he said frantically: "Xiao Xia, are you crazy? Seeking death?!"
"Nope," Xia Yunyi was in high spirits, "I'm called a life saver from a desperate situation."
[Hey, hey, the leaders are still there, little brat, we can hear what you say. 】
At that time, both Hu Tong and Xia Yunyi heard the same charming and somewhat exasperated voice in their minds. In terms of timbre, it belonged to Director Bai.
After the embarrassing silence, Hu Tong buried himself even lower, and at the same time heaved a long sigh:
"I think our dormitory is really good. On the first day of school, we were collectively remembered by the teachers."
Xia Yunyi nodded in pain: "Yes."
After the opening ceremony, it was already noon, and Xia Yunyi was forced to enter the office of the Academic Affairs Office again because he was caught by Director Bai.
In the office of Director Bai of the Academic Affairs Office, the atmosphere was serious and silent, and the three protagonists were in a triangular formation:
Shen Wuya sat on the sofa, his downcast eyes wondering what he was thinking;
Director Bai stood on the other side, with his arms crossed, his brows bristling, staring at Xia Yunyi without saying a word;
Xia Yunyi happened to be caught between the two of them.
Xia Yunyi, who was at the bottom of the food chain, hadn't figured out the situation yet, but his instinct told him not to act rashly, so he tried his best to exude an innocent air, hoping to get away with it.
"Actually, I can't interfere with this matter," Director Bai glanced at Shen Wuya who was at the side, and said, "But the situation of the two of you...is too special."
Speaking of this, Director Bai showed a tangled expression, and asked Shen Wuya: "Professor Shen, this is that child. A freshman who doesn't understand anything, really don't think about changing?"
Having said that, Shen Wuya raised his head and looked at Xia Yunyi who was at the side.He did not express his attitude, but instead asked Xia Yunyi:
"Do you regret it?"
At this time, a ray of sunlight came in from the window of the office and shone on the seat where Shen Wuya was sitting. At that time, it was crystal clear, like a spar.
"Do you regret it?"
Obviously, Shen Wuya's lips did not move after that, Xia Yunyi still heard this sentence repeatedly, but this time, the sentence was vague and uncertain, as if from the distant sky, through time and space, once again in Xia Yunyi's ear sounded.
"I do not regret."
Xia Yunyi replied.
Shen Wuya, who was sitting opposite him, had a flash of astonishment in his eyes after hearing this answer, but this emotion quickly disappeared, like a stone being swallowed by the sea without leaving a trace.
Shen Wuya turned his head, looked at Director Bai, and said, "Just him."
"You reached an agreement so quickly?" Director Bai was surprised.
Shen Wuya didn't speak any more, and walked out the door.
For some reason, Xia Yunyi also stood up as if he had been bewitched.
His eyes never moved away from Shen Wuya's body. Under Director Bai's puzzled eyes, Xia Yunyi followed Shen Yunyi and walked out, treating Director Bai as nothing the whole time.
The two walked out of the Academic Affairs Office one after the other, and stopped when they reached Shen Wuya.
If someone observes carefully, they will find that Xia Yunyi has always been about two or three steps away from Shen Wuya, no more and no less, it seems that this is a habit that is almost engraved in his nature.
After Shen Wuya stopped, Xia Yunyi blinked his eyes like he was just waking up from a dream, and ended his wandering spirit state.
Afterwards, Shen Wuya turned around and looked at the person following him.
Under Shen Wuya's cold eyes, Xia Yunyi tilted his head innocently:?
Shen Wuya looked at him for a long time, and said:
"Go back, don't follow me."
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