Sir, do you have a survival guide?
Chapter 45
In order to get himself out of Kunlun as soon as possible, Xia Yunyi was quick to gain wisdom, and under the expectant eyes of Ye Ge and others, he shouted tremblingly:
"I'm an undercover agent!"
Brother Ye raised his eyebrows, thinking he heard it wrong: "Just now, what did you say you were?"
"I'm an undercover agent." Xia Yunyi took a deep breath, and then repeated it very calmly.
Although it sounds crazy to say so, but in order to go out as soon as possible... So Xia Yunyi puffed up his chest, pretended to be very proud, and said, "I'm still double-faced."
"Then who sent you here?"
"Oh, I was sent by those priests! My main job is to sow discord after gaining your trust, and when one of you is seriously injured or left alone, I'll go up and 'kick' that person."
Xia Yunyi remembered the spy war movie he had watched before, and continued to fabricate it in a decent way, what he said was a vivid,
"I'm also responsible for passing on the news to the group of priests, so that they know your movements well. As long as the time is right, they can wipe out your entire army based on the information I provide."
As soon as these words came out, the audience on the side (including Hu Tong) gasped.
Different from the audience's reaction, after listening to Xia Yunyi's words, Brother Ye didn't react too aggressively. Instead, he stroked his chin and thought for a long time without saying a word.
"So, for the sake of Jiuhua," Xia Yunyi said nonsense with his eyes open, fanning the flames, "Hurry up and find a way to send me out!"
As soon as these words came out, in order to prevent Brother Ye from directly and rudely sending him to see the Jade Emperor, Xia Yunyi quickly said:
"By the way, you can't kill me directly, I... If I die, they will know."
It was so dangerous, he almost forgot that he didn't have a jade token, if he was really attacked to death, he would really be dead.
"You said you were a double agent." Ye Ge continued to touch his chin, and said, "That's the 'Jiuhua' who sent you to undercover the Taoist priest? Who sent you?"
This question made Xia Yunyi get stuck.
He was so fluent that he accidentally forgot what "double-sided" meant.But at this time, he couldn't be cowardly, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue to edit.
Xia Yunyi raised his chin slightly, adjusted his angle, but half of his face was hidden in the shadow, trying to create an unpredictable atmosphere:
"You have no right to know."
Brother Ye choked for a moment, then muttered, and looked at Xia Yunyi seriously:
"I've also read the novel."
Xia Yunyi, who was pretending to be aggressive, was taken aback for a moment: "Huh?"
"I read that in novels, a very clever double-faced spy will deliberately reveal his identity, you are now!"
Brother Ye looked eager to try, "You are actually negotiating terms with me, right? I can choose to disclose some information to you, and in exchange, you will also disclose some information to me, right? Right?"
The expression on Xia Yunyi's face, who was still a little bit hopeful just now, gradually disappeared, and he finally put on a straight face, expressionless: "You think too much."
I just hope that one of you can send me out safely.
"I understand, I understand." Brother Ye nodded deeply, "This is a game. I understand."
"...you know what a fart."
Xia Yunyi looked bitter and bitter, and once again felt that he had experienced Shen Wuya's feeling when he looked at the group of students below:
I feel that I and the group of students are completely two-dimensional creatures. Their thinking is completely two parallel lines that never intersect, so the reasoning does not make sense, and they cannot fight——
How can this be done?
After being hit so hard that he didn't want to say anything, Xia Yunyi remained expressionless, and began to be silent. Even if he spoke a word, it would only be a few words, and then he didn't even have an explanation.
In addition, maybe it was because he was discouraged, Xia Yunyi didn't continue to ask how he got out of Little Kunlun, Ye Ge told him what kind of herbs he was looking for, Xia Yunyi told Ye Ge where to look for it without any concealment, Then he continued to follow behind Brother Ye without saying a word.
Brother Ye led the team to look for medicinal herbs according to Xia Yunyi's instructions, which was much better than they were like a headless chicken before. At least some of them were found. It stands to reason that the people in the team should be happy, but, the more you get Afterwards, the atmosphere of the whole team became more and more depressed. In the end, almost no one dared to speak.
"Why do I feel like we have a white man behind us?"
When the team was resting, Brother Ye couldn't help complaining to Hu Tong.
He was originally a character who liked to jump around, and the whole team was extremely lively when he took over, but now, under the attack of Xia Yunyi, the source of resentment of "don't bother me", every team member is living in fear , and there was an illusion that Shen Wuya was at the scene in person.
"Probably...Xiao Xia is in a bad mood."
As a brother who knows Xiao Xia well, Hu Tong couldn't think of any explanation, so he leaned over and complained,
"Ever since I became Shen Wuya's assistant... isn't there a saying that things look like their masters?...Although...well, the words are not rough."
Even though he said that, in Xia Yunyi's aura, Hu Tong couldn't help but burst into tears in his heart:
If this goes on like this, my cute little brother will turn into another iceberg.
Xia Yunyi, who was already approaching the iceberg, didn't know it. He was a little impatient seeing Brother Ye squatting there.
Maybe it's because of looking away, Xia Yunyi simply didn't want to get out of Little Kunlun, but as a result, he wasn't afraid anymore.And the result of not being afraid of anything is that his compulsion has improved a few levels without his knowing, and finally approached Shen Wuya.
Xia Yunyi walked over with an indifferent expression: "Get up, let's go."
Brother Ye raised his head, glanced at Xia Yunyi who was staring at him, and wiped his face in pain:
"Are you the captain or am I the captain?"
"something wrong?"
Originally, Brother Ye was going to argue with reason, but when he looked at Xia Yunyi, under the backlight, he felt that he saw Shen Wuya, and suddenly he was like a balloon that had been punctured. There is still a little lack of confidence:
"……No."
Then, Xia Yunyi's eyes became even more contemptuous.
Actually, it's no wonder Xia Yunyi, it's because they are really stupid.
Among the herbs that the people of Jiuhua were looking for was Ziyueqi.
Ziyueqi is a medicinal herb with purple seven-petal flowers. Its flowering period is only one day. Only by picking it off when it blooms can its medicinal properties be guaranteed. In addition, Ziyueqi likes shade, and it mostly grows under big trees.
Because its growth conditions are very harsh, Brother Ye didn't find a Ziyueqi before he found Xia Yunyi to lead the team.
In the "Compendium of Medicinal Herbs", Xia Yunyi is very clear about Ziyue Qi's habits, and knows where to look for them, but Brother Ye and the others don't know.
The thinking of these scumbags is very simple:
Not looking for herbs?The grass must have grown in a place facing the sun, and then a group of them walked towards the sun, calling it chasing the light.
At first, Xia Yunyi didn't know that they were looking for Ziyue Qi, and he followed them for a long time in a foolish way, but later he found out what they were looking for when a teammate muttered about looking for Ziyue Qi.
Want to ask Xia Yunyi how he felt at that time?
Xia Yunyi just wanted to slap Brother Ye to death.
This matter more than doubled Xia Yunyi's resentment, directly causing the atmosphere in the entire team to become depressed, and Ye Ge, who was the culprit, could only laugh dryly, admit that he was wrong, and promised Let Xia Yunyi be the first to tell him what he will definitely do in the future.
This matter will not be mentioned for the time being.
After Brother Ye was woken up by Xia Yunyi, after two hours, their team finally found a purple moon seven that had not yet bloomed.
It can be said to be very lucky, or it can be said to be extremely bad luck.
They were lucky because they came across a Ziyueqi that had already grown into a flower bud, and it was estimated that it would bloom soon; they were unlucky because when they found Ziyueqi, there was another team of people, and what was worse was that , The two teams happened to face each other.
The team confronting Brother Ye is not the group of priests, but a group of girls——
Well, there are also a few men mixed in.
Xia Yunyi stood at the end, blinked at the girls, and was about to find a way out. After the fight started, he could sneak away——
Are you kidding, he won't be stupid and get involved in it. Haven't you heard of gods fighting and harming mortals?Zhan Wuscum, who has no power to restrain a chicken and no jade token to protect him, will definitely hide wherever he can.
"We found this plant." The girl who led the team stared at Ye Ge firmly.
Brother Ye didn't dare to be careless, he stared at the girl intently, and said with a sneer:
"If you call it, will it agree?"
"Hmph, it looks like there's nothing to talk about!"
"No way!"
With a sound of "shua", the two parties fought.
At that time, Xia Yunyi was hugging the tree trunk and carefully avoiding the roots that were exposed outside the soil. After hearing the sound, he looked up in the direction where the sound came from, seeing chaos inside, and then...
Continue to move outside.
It's so chaotic over there, no one should notice him, right?
"Well, are you from Jiuhua University?"
While Xia Yunyi was moving cautiously, a delicate female voice suddenly came from beside him.
Xia Yunyi paused for a moment, then was forced to look up, and saw two identical girls standing on a tree root not far from him, each holding a pipa.
Seeing Xia Yunyi looking over, one of the girls with a tear mole in the corner of her eye smiled and asked:
"Can we weed you out?"
Xia Yunyi: "..."
He looked at the heated battlefield over there, and then at the two people in front of him, feeling that the pipa in their hands hurts no matter whether they hit people or attack with sound, so he tactfully persuaded:
"You can go over there to snatch the head. I'm a non-staff. It doesn't do any good for you to beat me."
"But, you look the weakest."
The two sisters put their other hands on the pipa at the same time, blinked and said:
"Eliminating a person can increase points."
So, is he being treated as a persimmon again?
Xia Yunyi dared not speak out, so he could only report his identity in grief and indignation:
"Actually, I'm an undercover agent."
"I'm an undercover agent!"
Brother Ye raised his eyebrows, thinking he heard it wrong: "Just now, what did you say you were?"
"I'm an undercover agent." Xia Yunyi took a deep breath, and then repeated it very calmly.
Although it sounds crazy to say so, but in order to go out as soon as possible... So Xia Yunyi puffed up his chest, pretended to be very proud, and said, "I'm still double-faced."
"Then who sent you here?"
"Oh, I was sent by those priests! My main job is to sow discord after gaining your trust, and when one of you is seriously injured or left alone, I'll go up and 'kick' that person."
Xia Yunyi remembered the spy war movie he had watched before, and continued to fabricate it in a decent way, what he said was a vivid,
"I'm also responsible for passing on the news to the group of priests, so that they know your movements well. As long as the time is right, they can wipe out your entire army based on the information I provide."
As soon as these words came out, the audience on the side (including Hu Tong) gasped.
Different from the audience's reaction, after listening to Xia Yunyi's words, Brother Ye didn't react too aggressively. Instead, he stroked his chin and thought for a long time without saying a word.
"So, for the sake of Jiuhua," Xia Yunyi said nonsense with his eyes open, fanning the flames, "Hurry up and find a way to send me out!"
As soon as these words came out, in order to prevent Brother Ye from directly and rudely sending him to see the Jade Emperor, Xia Yunyi quickly said:
"By the way, you can't kill me directly, I... If I die, they will know."
It was so dangerous, he almost forgot that he didn't have a jade token, if he was really attacked to death, he would really be dead.
"You said you were a double agent." Ye Ge continued to touch his chin, and said, "That's the 'Jiuhua' who sent you to undercover the Taoist priest? Who sent you?"
This question made Xia Yunyi get stuck.
He was so fluent that he accidentally forgot what "double-sided" meant.But at this time, he couldn't be cowardly, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue to edit.
Xia Yunyi raised his chin slightly, adjusted his angle, but half of his face was hidden in the shadow, trying to create an unpredictable atmosphere:
"You have no right to know."
Brother Ye choked for a moment, then muttered, and looked at Xia Yunyi seriously:
"I've also read the novel."
Xia Yunyi, who was pretending to be aggressive, was taken aback for a moment: "Huh?"
"I read that in novels, a very clever double-faced spy will deliberately reveal his identity, you are now!"
Brother Ye looked eager to try, "You are actually negotiating terms with me, right? I can choose to disclose some information to you, and in exchange, you will also disclose some information to me, right? Right?"
The expression on Xia Yunyi's face, who was still a little bit hopeful just now, gradually disappeared, and he finally put on a straight face, expressionless: "You think too much."
I just hope that one of you can send me out safely.
"I understand, I understand." Brother Ye nodded deeply, "This is a game. I understand."
"...you know what a fart."
Xia Yunyi looked bitter and bitter, and once again felt that he had experienced Shen Wuya's feeling when he looked at the group of students below:
I feel that I and the group of students are completely two-dimensional creatures. Their thinking is completely two parallel lines that never intersect, so the reasoning does not make sense, and they cannot fight——
How can this be done?
After being hit so hard that he didn't want to say anything, Xia Yunyi remained expressionless, and began to be silent. Even if he spoke a word, it would only be a few words, and then he didn't even have an explanation.
In addition, maybe it was because he was discouraged, Xia Yunyi didn't continue to ask how he got out of Little Kunlun, Ye Ge told him what kind of herbs he was looking for, Xia Yunyi told Ye Ge where to look for it without any concealment, Then he continued to follow behind Brother Ye without saying a word.
Brother Ye led the team to look for medicinal herbs according to Xia Yunyi's instructions, which was much better than they were like a headless chicken before. At least some of them were found. It stands to reason that the people in the team should be happy, but, the more you get Afterwards, the atmosphere of the whole team became more and more depressed. In the end, almost no one dared to speak.
"Why do I feel like we have a white man behind us?"
When the team was resting, Brother Ye couldn't help complaining to Hu Tong.
He was originally a character who liked to jump around, and the whole team was extremely lively when he took over, but now, under the attack of Xia Yunyi, the source of resentment of "don't bother me", every team member is living in fear , and there was an illusion that Shen Wuya was at the scene in person.
"Probably...Xiao Xia is in a bad mood."
As a brother who knows Xiao Xia well, Hu Tong couldn't think of any explanation, so he leaned over and complained,
"Ever since I became Shen Wuya's assistant... isn't there a saying that things look like their masters?...Although...well, the words are not rough."
Even though he said that, in Xia Yunyi's aura, Hu Tong couldn't help but burst into tears in his heart:
If this goes on like this, my cute little brother will turn into another iceberg.
Xia Yunyi, who was already approaching the iceberg, didn't know it. He was a little impatient seeing Brother Ye squatting there.
Maybe it's because of looking away, Xia Yunyi simply didn't want to get out of Little Kunlun, but as a result, he wasn't afraid anymore.And the result of not being afraid of anything is that his compulsion has improved a few levels without his knowing, and finally approached Shen Wuya.
Xia Yunyi walked over with an indifferent expression: "Get up, let's go."
Brother Ye raised his head, glanced at Xia Yunyi who was staring at him, and wiped his face in pain:
"Are you the captain or am I the captain?"
"something wrong?"
Originally, Brother Ye was going to argue with reason, but when he looked at Xia Yunyi, under the backlight, he felt that he saw Shen Wuya, and suddenly he was like a balloon that had been punctured. There is still a little lack of confidence:
"……No."
Then, Xia Yunyi's eyes became even more contemptuous.
Actually, it's no wonder Xia Yunyi, it's because they are really stupid.
Among the herbs that the people of Jiuhua were looking for was Ziyueqi.
Ziyueqi is a medicinal herb with purple seven-petal flowers. Its flowering period is only one day. Only by picking it off when it blooms can its medicinal properties be guaranteed. In addition, Ziyueqi likes shade, and it mostly grows under big trees.
Because its growth conditions are very harsh, Brother Ye didn't find a Ziyueqi before he found Xia Yunyi to lead the team.
In the "Compendium of Medicinal Herbs", Xia Yunyi is very clear about Ziyue Qi's habits, and knows where to look for them, but Brother Ye and the others don't know.
The thinking of these scumbags is very simple:
Not looking for herbs?The grass must have grown in a place facing the sun, and then a group of them walked towards the sun, calling it chasing the light.
At first, Xia Yunyi didn't know that they were looking for Ziyue Qi, and he followed them for a long time in a foolish way, but later he found out what they were looking for when a teammate muttered about looking for Ziyue Qi.
Want to ask Xia Yunyi how he felt at that time?
Xia Yunyi just wanted to slap Brother Ye to death.
This matter more than doubled Xia Yunyi's resentment, directly causing the atmosphere in the entire team to become depressed, and Ye Ge, who was the culprit, could only laugh dryly, admit that he was wrong, and promised Let Xia Yunyi be the first to tell him what he will definitely do in the future.
This matter will not be mentioned for the time being.
After Brother Ye was woken up by Xia Yunyi, after two hours, their team finally found a purple moon seven that had not yet bloomed.
It can be said to be very lucky, or it can be said to be extremely bad luck.
They were lucky because they came across a Ziyueqi that had already grown into a flower bud, and it was estimated that it would bloom soon; they were unlucky because when they found Ziyueqi, there was another team of people, and what was worse was that , The two teams happened to face each other.
The team confronting Brother Ye is not the group of priests, but a group of girls——
Well, there are also a few men mixed in.
Xia Yunyi stood at the end, blinked at the girls, and was about to find a way out. After the fight started, he could sneak away——
Are you kidding, he won't be stupid and get involved in it. Haven't you heard of gods fighting and harming mortals?Zhan Wuscum, who has no power to restrain a chicken and no jade token to protect him, will definitely hide wherever he can.
"We found this plant." The girl who led the team stared at Ye Ge firmly.
Brother Ye didn't dare to be careless, he stared at the girl intently, and said with a sneer:
"If you call it, will it agree?"
"Hmph, it looks like there's nothing to talk about!"
"No way!"
With a sound of "shua", the two parties fought.
At that time, Xia Yunyi was hugging the tree trunk and carefully avoiding the roots that were exposed outside the soil. After hearing the sound, he looked up in the direction where the sound came from, seeing chaos inside, and then...
Continue to move outside.
It's so chaotic over there, no one should notice him, right?
"Well, are you from Jiuhua University?"
While Xia Yunyi was moving cautiously, a delicate female voice suddenly came from beside him.
Xia Yunyi paused for a moment, then was forced to look up, and saw two identical girls standing on a tree root not far from him, each holding a pipa.
Seeing Xia Yunyi looking over, one of the girls with a tear mole in the corner of her eye smiled and asked:
"Can we weed you out?"
Xia Yunyi: "..."
He looked at the heated battlefield over there, and then at the two people in front of him, feeling that the pipa in their hands hurts no matter whether they hit people or attack with sound, so he tactfully persuaded:
"You can go over there to snatch the head. I'm a non-staff. It doesn't do any good for you to beat me."
"But, you look the weakest."
The two sisters put their other hands on the pipa at the same time, blinked and said:
"Eliminating a person can increase points."
So, is he being treated as a persimmon again?
Xia Yunyi dared not speak out, so he could only report his identity in grief and indignation:
"Actually, I'm an undercover agent."
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