Sir, do you have a survival guide?

If you want to deduct credits, you must first be reprimanded.

Teacher Yin was suddenly pushed out of the window by Xia Yunyi during class time, and because of the spell seal in his hand, he was pressed to the ground by the spell and couldn't get up even if he wanted to get up. The movement was so loud that the students who were there at that time At the same time onlookers.

Director Bai also came because of this incident. At the same time, she called Shen Wuya just in case, but she came here in a hurry. When she saw that it was Teacher Yin, surrounded by students watching the fun, she immediately became angry. , she randomly grabbed a student over and asked:

"Who did it?"

The student's collar was held in Director Bai's hands. Seeing Director Bai's angry face, he pointed aside tremblingly in fright.

Following the direction the student was pointing at, the students standing there dispersed to both sides like Moses dividing the sea, and a passage was vacated with a "swish", only Xia Yunyi was left standing there.

The much-anticipated Xia Yunyi looked at Director Bai, showing a smile uglier than crying:

"Hi~~"

Director Bai: "...Why is it you again?"

Here, Shen Wuya bent down and looked at the spell that Teacher Yin was still holding in his hand for a while, and said to Teacher Yin who was lying on the ground:

"This is a spell specially designed by the Administration to deal with monsters. It seems to be an improved version, not bad."

Teacher Yin, who was lying on the ground, had blood all over his face.

(Fuck dish)

Damn it, that Xia Yunyi is really fucking pretending, it must be to get revenge on him.Teacher Yin struggled to move again, but because the harder he moved, the more spiritual power the spell in his hand drew from him, the more he couldn't move, and the more helpless he felt.

Director Bai led Xia Yunyi over, pointed to Teacher Yin on the ground, and said:

"Disrespect the teacher, ten credits will be deducted!"

These words made Xia Yunyi's eyes brighten, and when he was about to say something, Shen Wuya suddenly said to Xia Yunyi:

"Did you draw this yourself?"

Xia Yunyi: "Yes, what's wrong?"

"I've never seen a spell drawn in this way." Shen Wuya stared at the spell in Teacher Yin's hand with great interest, "The rune is stable and feeds on the spiritual power of the person being attacked. It just forms a cycle. It can fix the attacked person without hurting the attacked person's foundation, which is very good."

Director Bai, who is full of business acumen, blesses his heart:

"Can we file a patent and sell this spell to the Authority?"

The school still has an innovation index every year, but due to various reasons, the school’s annual innovation index has not reached the target, and has been criticized by the superior several times, and now there is finally a small patent that can sell a lot of money.

"Theoretically yes." Shen Wuya said, "This talisman can still be improved. Xia Yunyi, you should take off the talisman first."

Xia Yunyi blinked innocently and said, "How do you pick it?"

The other three: "..."

After that, there was another flurry of nonsense, because Shen Wuya is a school doctor, and he is not proficient in things like spells, so Director Bai had no choice but to go to Jiuhua University, which specializes in spells, after driving away the onlookers. professor.

This professor is a veritable professor, and he is similar to professors in universities in the world. He is a white-bearded grandfather who walks slowly. The only difference is a pair of long eyebrows. The ends of the long eyebrows run along the wrinkled face. dropped onto the shoulders.

When Professor Changmei walked up to Teacher Yin, he was delighted when he saw it:

"Hey, Xiao Yin, finally someone can restrain you."

Teacher Yin's face turned black all of a sudden.

Professor Changmei bent down tremblingly, and his movements were very slow, so that the people next to him didn't dare to make a sound, for fear that if they were not careful, they would blow away the old bones in front of them.

After observing the spell on Mr. Yin's hand for a while, Professor Changmei stretched out a shriveled hand, took off the spell with a swift "swish", then straightened up abruptly, making a crisp sound "Crackling" sound:

"Who did this?"

Everyone heard the crisp "crack", and couldn't help but wonder if the spine of Professor Changmei in front of him was broken because of too violent movements.

Facing everyone's horrified eyes, Professor Changmei was not annoyed. He immediately turned his attention to Xia Yunyi who was being held by Director Bai like an eagle catching a chick, and asked kindly:

"Did you write it?"

Xia Yunyi had a bitter face: "Yes."

At this time, Teacher Yin stood up gasping for breath. He couldn't help but reached out and rubbed his waist, and interrupted:

"This child is my student."

"Oh, it's a student." Professor Changmei approached kindly, rescued Xia Yunyi from Director Bai's grasp, and became even more kind, "Student, do you want to be my student?"

Xia Yunyi: "Huh?"

"The stipend is enough, you don't need to take the exam, you can go straight to the Ph. D., and you can stay in school after you finish it." Professor Changmei persuaded, holding Xia Yunyi's hand, and patted the back of his hand, "How did the little student come up with this spell?" Woolen cloth?"

As soon as these words came out, Teacher Yin laughed back angrily:

"This kid doesn't even know the most basic runes. How can you accept him as an apprentice, Changmei?"

"This rune depends on talent," Professor Changmei smiled, becoming more amiable, "Little student, you are very talented. As for me, I can be regarded as one of the best in the world of runes. to my door?"

"This……"

Xia Yunyi wanted to refuse, because he was still thinking about leaving as soon as possible. If he was studying for a Ph. Skinny, but his hands were clamped like a pair of pliers, Xia Yunyi tried to break free but couldn't, and still only gasped in pain.

"This kid is my assistant."

Shen Wuya came over, stood beside Xia Yunyi, and flicked Professor Changmei's hand, Professor Changmei was forced to withdraw his hand.Shen Wuya immediately stretched out his hand to hold the wrist of Xia Yunyi's hand that was pinched by Professor Changmei just now, squeezed it lightly a few times, then frowned, and said to Professor Changmei:

"People are mine. If you have any questions, ask the principal."

"..."

Professor Changmei was about to say something, but he hesitated to speak, so he shook his head and said:

"Little classmate, if you are unhappy, come to me, my door is always open for you."

After finishing speaking, Professor Changmei turned his back to his hands and walked back slowly step by step.

Xia Yunyi watched the old man go away, and muttered:

"Isn't that a bit disrespectful?"

"Respect the old and love the young?" Shen Wuya sneered and said, "He is only a fraction of my age."

Now it was Xia Yunyi's turn to be surprised, he stared at Shen Wuya, regardless of the presence of other people, and said in surprise:

"Are you really not my real father?"

Could it be my grandpa?Or a pro-ancestor?

Several people present: "..."

Teacher Yin: "..."

The follow-up incident was that Xia Yunyi's spell was taken away by Professor Changmei.

After several years of research on this novel charm by several major professors in the Rune Department, Professor Changmei helped Xia Yunyi perfect it and apply for a patent, and sold it to the management bureau at once.

A few years later, Xia Yunyi looked up to the sky and laughed when he saw the hundreds of thousands of money coming in from his account, but the next second he glanced at Shen Wuya who was calmly drinking tea, he turned back silently, couldn't help crying flow all over the face:

This little money is not as good as a fraction of the money in Shen Wuya's account.

After solving the problem of the spell, Teacher Yin was going to have a "long talk" with Xia Yunyi, but Shen Wuya stood still.

The enemy does not move, I do not move.

Teacher Yin sneered, and looked at Shen Wuya.

After Shen Wuya is gone, he can catch Xia Yunyi and take a good look at what this little guy is.

……

Ten minutes later, the get out of class bell rang, and then Shen Wuya, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said:

"Okay, Xia Yunyi's class is over, now I have to do something, and I need his help."

After hearing this sentence, Teacher Yin couldn't hold back his smirk at last. He looked at the two people in front of him without a word, and murmured:

"So, you were just waiting for get out of class to end?"

He paused meaningfully before continuing: "I didn't believe you two before...now I do."

I think when Wen Lan mentioned the news about his son in the discussion group, he was the first to question it. Now, alas.

Shen Wuya, who has always been indifferent in front of outsiders, finally became murderous towards his colleagues because of this sentence:

"Any last words?"

Teacher Yin: "..."

Shen Wuya's depression lasted until he returned to his office.

After returning to the office, Shen Wuya pushed Xia Yunyi on the stool, then sat in front of Xia Yunyi with a serious face, and reiterated again:

"You and I... really don't have the relationship you imagined."

Originally Xia Yunyi was a little scared, but seeing that Shen Wuya was more nervous than himself, he was not afraid at once, and it was a little funny. He pretended to be serious and asked:

"Then what's the relationship between the two of us?"

"Now, you are my assistant."

"What about before?"

Shen Wuya was taken aback by this sudden question, then turned his head slightly to avoid Xia Yunyi's eyes.

After a long silence, Shen Wuya sighed, sat up straight, and said:

"I'll tell you a story."

Without waiting for Xia Yunyi to speak, he continued on his own:

"Remember the Qingqi tree? In fact, in ancient times, in order to protect itself, Shenmu would find a way to make a tree slave before or shortly after he transformed into a human form to protect his immobile body.

A long time ago, there was a tree. After an unknown period of time, he was struck by a thunderstorm.The thunder was so big that it split him in half. "

"Is that tree dead?"

"No. Instead, his consciousness woke up from a long sleep."

Shen Wuya's eyes were a little dazed, he seemed to be caught in a long memory, for a while he seemed to have a lot to say, but he didn't know where to start.

Sitting quietly on the stool, Shen Wuya looked down at his hands for a long time without saying a word.

Just when Xia Yunyi thought that Shen Wuya would not continue talking, Shen Wuya suddenly let out a long sigh, raised his head and stared at Xia Yunyi for a while, his light eyes reflected the small reflection of the person in front of him.

Looking at Xia Yunyi, Shen Wuya seemed to be sure of something, the gloom between his eyebrows was swept away, and the corners of his lips were slightly raised.

Xia Yunyi tilted his head, completely confused about what happened: "Sir?"

"After fully waking up, he took human form, and then thought not to waste it, so he carved the half tree that was struck by lightning into a doll."

Shen Wuya continued the story.

"Puppet? It's the tree slave of Qingqishu..."

Xia Yunyi thought of the previous experiment between the two of them, the beautiful tree and the tree slaves she produced.

"After the tree carved the puppet, he felt bored, so he gave the puppet a heart."

Without waiting for Xia Yunyi to finish speaking, Shen Wuya stopped Xia Yunyi's words, and continued on his own:

"But he didn't expect that this puppet would have its own consciousness because of this, and it was so stupid that it didn't understand anything, even emotions."

Unknowingly, a little smile reflected in Shen Wuya's eyes, and at that moment, his eyes were full of the figure of the person in front of him.

"and after?"

"later?"

These two words made Shen Wuya's eyes sharpen for a moment, and the smile in his eyes disappeared, so he let out a strange laugh.

Shen Wuya's abrupt movements and expressions startled Xia Yunyi.

And when Shen Wuya saw Xia Yunyi shrinking his neck in an instant, Shen Wuya was stunned for a moment, then he lowered his eyes to avoid Xia Yunyi's gaze.When he calmed down, he continued in an unhurried tone:

"Later, the doll was just a doll after all. He was destroyed by moths, and the tree was gone."

So what does this fable want to tell people?

From Shen Wuya's words, Xia Yunyi could guess that although Shen Wuya had told the whole story in a few words, there should have been many twists and turns.

Perhaps the twists and turns are too tormented, but nothing can be said.

Xia Yunyi took out the CPU he used to do Chinese reading comprehension for the college entrance examination and analyzed this short story over and over again, but he still didn't know what Shen Wuya was implying:

"Sir, what exactly do you want to say?"

"It means that after the sword discussion starts, no matter which Taoist priest strikes up a conversation with you, you have to refuse, understand?"

Shen Wuya suddenly raised his head again, leaning on the back of the chair, noble and glamorous.

Xia Yunyi blinked his eyes, but couldn't keep up with this magical turning point, so Xia Yunyi honestly said that he didn't understand:

"But there is no Daoist in this story."

"You're not good at reading comprehension."

"..."