Sir, do you have a survival guide?

"Oh, Xiao Xia is back?" When Xia Yunyi pushed open the door, he saw three of his roommates staying in the dormitory, and was surprised to see him come back.

Xia Yunyi closed the bedroom door, before he had time to say anything, the twin brother couldn't wait to come forward and asked:

"Are you really Professor Shen's son?"

"I said I'm not, how many people still believe it now?" Xia Yunyi answered this question weakly.

"It's really almost none." The twin brother shrugged and muttered, "Who is Shen Wuya who hasn't made you into an experimental material for so long."

Knowing that he couldn't explain clearly no matter how he said it, Xia Yunyi waved his hand, ready to skip this topic, so he asked:

"I see that banners are hanging everywhere in the school. What... what is it about swords, what is it?"

"Oh, it's just a competition between academies in the Three Realms. In the words of the novel, it's Huashan Lunjian."

The twin brothers explained, "It is held every 50 years, and every relatively famous school in the Three Realms will take turns to be the host, just like the Olympic Games."

"This time it's our school's turn." The twin brother added, "It's said that it's been 300 years since our school last held this sword debate. We're lucky this year, just in time."

"Then will you participate?" Xia Yunyi asked.

"Just the two of us," the twins said, and then they pointed to Hu Tong and said, "But he signed up."

Hu Tong, who was pointed at, smiled shyly, rubbed his hands together, and said, "I just want to try."

Hu Tong leaned forward at this moment and asked, "Xiao Xia, how was your vacation?"

"...It's hard to say." Xia Yunyi sighed, and suddenly his face changed.

The chestnut given by the weasel didn't know what Xia's parents would do with it when they found out, but they felt that this shouldn't be his concern, so there was another faint pain in the ass.

After finishing his things in the dormitory and putting Xiao Miao on the balcony, Xia Yunyi didn't bother to move. After ordering a takeaway, he fell asleep.

I've been really tired these few days, who knew that the holidays would be more tiring than being at school, alas.

Early the next morning, Xia Yunyi remembered Shen Wuya's instructions, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he quickly got up from the bed. After washing and dressing, he ran to Shen Wuya's office, and happened to step into Shen Wuya's office at exactly eight o'clock. Shen Wuya's office.

"Sir, I..." Xia Yunyi swallowed the words that came to his lips after seeing that there was another Wen Lan in Shen Wuya's office.

Wen Lan sat next to Shen Wuya's office, her face was not very good-looking, her eyes lit up when she saw Xia Yunyi coming, and then she quickly smiled, and said dryly:

"Student Xia is here."

What's with this flattering tone?

Xia Yunyi tilted his head, not knowing whether he should come down or not.

Seeing Xia Yunyi not moving, Wen Lan stood up with a serious face, walked to Xia Yunyi's side, held Xia Yunyi's hand, and said:

"Student, I inadvertently infringed/violated your right of reputation. I'm sorry. I'll give you ten credits to apologize for this. How about it?"

Xia Yunyi was so frightened that he held Wen Lan's hand back: "No, no, no, vice principal, you should deduct ten credits from me. I can't bear the ten credits."

"No, no, it's my fault. You deserve these ten credits."

"No, no, principal, you are serious, why don't you deduct ten credits from me? After all, I burned your sofa."

The two of you came and went, one more fearful than the other, and Shen Wuya who was on the side couldn't take it anymore, walked over and pushed Wen Lan out, then pulled Xia Yunyi in, and then "Boom" in Wen Lan's surprised eyes. " closed the door with a bang, and said:

"I took it for him."

Xia Yunyi didn't realize it at first, but when he realized that what Shen Wuya said was "I took the heart for him", he hugged Shen Wuya's arm in horror and begged:

"No, no, Professor Shen, please let me go, I don't want the ten credits."

Shen Wuya: "... let go."

It seemed that the ten credits must be obtained, and Xia Yunyi fainted when he thought of this.

Going back and forth like this, when will he finish deducting the credits?

Shen Wuya didn't understand why Xia Yunyi was upset, he threw a white coat at Xia Yunyi who was sitting on the chair, and said:

"Do you know about swords in the Three Realms?"

Xia Yunyi: "I know."

He unfolded the white coat that Shen Wuya threw over and looked at it, and found that the white coat was actually a white windbreaker, which had a sense of design.

"In a few days it will be Discussion of Swords in the Three Realms. The task given to me by the school is to be a field doctor." Shen Wuya said, "As for you, you are my assistant. You help me. This is your practical activity. The Three Realms On sword involves the school's reputation, you have to treat it well and don't mess it up, you know?"

There is a play.

Xia Yunyi embraced the white coat, and his face immediately flushed: "Okay, okay, okay."

After saying "yes" three times in a row, Shen Wuya couldn't help but glance at Xia Yunyi.

"Okay, then I will teach you some basic first aid knowledge." Shen Wuya held Xia Yunyi, and teleportation flashed under his feet.

When Xia Yunyi opened his eyes again, he found himself in the medicine garden with Shen Wuya.

Shen Wuya led Xia Yunyi closer to the medicine garden and came to a southern corner.

There is a big tree in this corner. The only strange thing is that this huge tree is covered with thick and thick vines, and the vine bears a huge green fruit.

Looking at these vines, Xia Yunyi couldn't help but think of what happened in the medicine garden before, and couldn't help taking a step back.

"Don't worry, it's not aggressive." Seeing Xia Yunyi's fear, Shen Wuya explained.

Xia Yunyi's nervous expression remained unchanged, Shen Wuya was silent for a while, and then a silver light flashed in his hand, and he saw the huge blue fruit fall from the vine, making a "dong" sound.

This sound was true, causing Xia Yunyi to look over there involuntarily, but saw that the blue fruit lying on the ground was intact, but a crying expression appeared on the surface.

Xia Yunyi: "..."

Nima became fine again.

After the cyan fruit fell, Shen Wuya stepped forward, picked up the entire huge cyan fruit without changing his face, walked to the other side, and placed it on a relatively flat stone platform. He turned his head and asked Xia Yunyi:

"Know this?"

"It seems to be..." Xia Yunyi tried hard to recall the knowledge in the "Compendium of Medicinal Herbs", and said, "It seems to be a lacquered tree?"

"No."

Shen Wuya cut his finger and smeared the blood on the huge cyan fruit, and then a silver knife appeared in his sleeve, he stabbed into the cyan fruit fiercely, and said, "This tree is Cherish the plant, named Qingqi."

The cyan fruit suddenly let out a scream, and then under the gaze of the two, it gradually changed, elongated, and finally formed a fleshy body, lying naked on the stone platform.

Xia Yunyi walked in and saw the body clearly, after a long silence, he said, "Sir, does it look exactly like you?"

"Yeah." Shen Wuya looked at the body with his own face on it, but he was still very calm. He pulled out the silver scalpel from the shoulder of the body and said, "It is based on My blood changes, so it should be exactly the same as mine from top to bottom."

"Is this Qingqishu's protection mechanism?"

Xia Yunyi squatted next to Shen Wuya, curiously poked the fleshy body on the ground, and found that the fingertips felt soft, really like a human being. Thinking of the "Animal World" he watched before, he remembered the gecko in it.

"Yes." Shen Wuya nodded and said, "The Qingqi tree will only bear one fruit each time, and this fruit is the tree slave. Because Ling Zhi was not easy to act at first, the general tree slaves will bear tree slaves to protect themselves , the tree slave can leave the trunk for a certain period of time.”

"Then why did it transform into the appearance of Mr.?"

"Because this Qingqi tree is dying." Shen Wuya explained, "This Qingqi tree has a history of thousands of years. For some reason, she lost consciousness, but her body is still alive. I raised her In the medicine garden. And because the main body has no consciousness, her tree slaves can only turn into human beings to frighten people when they are threatened."

After a pause, Shen Wuya finally talked about the usefulness of the cyan fruit: "The flesh transformed by the cyan fruit in front of me is basically the same as mine. In other words, it is a real body. I will use it as a teaching material later. you."

"it is good."

Hearing these words, Xia Yunyi couldn't help but think of Xiao Miao.

Xiao Miao is also considered half a monster, so will he have tree slaves?

"Okay, come back to your senses." Shen Wuya pointed to the body in front of him and said, "I'll teach you how to stop the bleeding, watch carefully."

After finishing speaking, Shen Wuya cut open the fleshy arm in front of him with a scalpel, and after a while, green juice gushed out from the wound crazily.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Xia Yunyi looked at his physical body, then at Shen Wuya, and felt that Shen Wuya was really amazing, to be so cruel to a person who looked exactly like him, and according to this method of cutting ——

Xia Yunyi couldn't help looking at the lower body of the physical body, but before his eyeballs turned in any direction, he was slapped lightly on the forehead by Shen Wuya, and Shen Wuya asked:

"What are you looking at?"

"No, it's nothing." Xia Yunyi seriously took out a bandage from the small medicine box on the side, pretending that he wasn't the one who had the obscene idea just now, "Sir, teach me quickly, or you will be bloody if you don't teach me." drained."

Shen Wuya was speechless, but time was running out, so he had no choice but to give up continuing to ask, took the things in Xia Yunyi's hand, and began to explain in detail how to deal with the wound urgently.

Time passed by, and after Shen Wuya finished explaining how to deal with one wound, he would open another wound and continue how to deal with different wounds.

When Shen Wuya talked about the wounds all over his body, he raised his head and looked up for a while, only to realize that it was almost evening outside, he couldn't help frowning, stopped what he was doing, and asked:

"are you not hungry?"

Xia Yunyi, who was struggling with the bandages, was taken aback for a moment, stopped what he was doing, and said, "I'm not hungry, I don't feel anything."

"Let's stop here for today." Shen Wuya pointed to the small medicine box beside him, and said, "When you go back today, take the medicine box with you. There are books in it. You should study hard by yourself."

"Okay." Xia Yunyi wiped the blue juice splashed on his face, pointed to the body of a mummy tied up on the ground and asked, "Sir, how do we deal with this?"

"Just throw it under the root of the tree."

"Oh, okay." Xia Yunyi picked up the arm that was cut off by Shen Wuya and walked a few steps, then folded it back and asked, "Sir, can I take an arm back?"

Shen Wuya twitched the corners of his eyes, took another look at the fragmented body on the ground, and said euphemistically:

"I thought you were timid."

"well enough."

Xia Yunyi touched the tip of his nose, bent down and picked up Shen Wuya's hair that was set aside, which looked exactly the same as Shen Wuya, hugged it in his arms very familiarly, and said,

"After learning it, I feel that the physical body is just a pile of meat, not to mention that the one in front of me is not meat. Sir, it's not good to leave this end here like this."

Seeing the head that was exactly the same as his own being held in Xia Yunyi's arms like a seedling, Shen Wuya finally felt a little uncomfortable. He frowned and looked at that head, saying:

"...I think no matter which part you take back, you will be misunderstood. Put down everything in your hands."

"Oh."

When returning to the dormitory at night, Xia Yunyi put the white coat that Shen Wuya gave him on his chair in the dormitory, and then went into the bathroom to wash up.

Several roommates saw that they hadn't seen Xia Yunyi all day, and Xia Yunyi brought back a white coat when he came back, so they were a little strange. After they muttered for a while, Hu Tong picked up the white coat to see what it was.

"The clothes are very similar to those worn by Shen Wuya." Hu Tong sniffed and twirled the white coat with his hands.

"There seems to be something in this pocket." The twins leaned forward to look, and found that the underside of the pocket of the white coat seemed to be different from the white part on the side, and something was falling heavily, so the elder brother groped in curiously, grabbed something and took it out. out.

After the things were taken out, there was a sudden deathly silence in the bedroom.

In the twin brother's hand, green juice was quietly oozing from the wound of a severed finger.

Three people: "..."

In an instant, ghosts and wolves were howling in the dormitory.

Xia Yunyi who just came out of washing his hair:?