Sir, do you have a survival guide?

"So you two came to me?"

The vice principal looked at the two people sitting in front of him through the mist.

The vice principal's name is Wen Lan. He likes white Tang suits and has long hair and shawls. He looks gentle and approachable, but anyone who knows him knows that he has a hot temper.

Today, Wen Lan finally had her own vacation, lying in her small villa drinking Longjing tea, before halfway through the morning, the doorbell rang.

Originally, Wen Lan turned a deaf ear and planned to pretend that there was no one in the house, but after the doorbell rang, the entire door panel was removed, making a loud "click".

Wen Lan was startled and angry at the time, and when she slapped the table to teach someone a lesson, she saw Shen Wuya walking in, and immediately turned off the ignition.

Seeing that there was a young man following behind Shen Wuya, Wen Lan was completely out of temper, he took out two cups with a little confidence, put them in front of him, respectfully poured a pot of freshly brewed tea, and said :

"sit."

What happened next was logical, Shen Wuya pulled Xia Yunyi to sit down, and roughly talked about what happened to Xia Yunyi, after Wen Lan listened to it, she expressed the feeling at the beginning of the article.

At this time, the three of them were sitting in Wen Lan's living room, surrounded by a table made of twisted roots of a thousand-year-old tree. In front of each of them was a cup of snow-white porcelain cup filled with green tea. Next to it was a small stove with a The fuchsia purple gold clay pot is full of steam from the steam.

"This kid's name is Xia Yunyi, and his current situation is too special." Shen Wuya said, "So I'll bring him here and let him stay for three or two days."

"Three or two days?" Wen Lan muttered, "Shen Wuya, don't you have a dormitory? Why don't you go to your place?"

"I only have a laboratory, not a dormitory." Shen Wuya replied coldly, "Who said that I will be responsive to my requests?"

At the beginning, the school said it would give Shen Wuya a staff dormitory, but Shen Wuya thought it was unnecessary, so he mortgaged the dormitory to the school, but he didn't know how much he mortgaged, but he got a dormitory at that time. The promise is that he can ask Wen Lan to do three things for him.

Wen Lan remembered the promise made at that time, and gave a dry laugh.

The original intention of his promise at that time was to avoid Shen Wuya's entanglement. He thought that Shen Wuya would not look for him because he was so awesome and returned home, but he didn't expect Shen Wuya to remember this promise and came to him specifically to fulfill it.

Glancing at the gate of her own house that was randomly pushed back, Wen Lan glanced at Xia Yunyi who was beside her, seeing that the child was white and clean, delicate and weak, and she didn't see anything unique at all. She was heartbroken but dared not show it. So he said:

"This kid doesn't look like anything, why did you bring it here?"

Shen Wuya quietly raised his eyes to look at Wen Lan, then moved to the side.

At this time, Wen Lan realized that the two people in front of him were close to each other from the moment they came in to when they sat down, and it was Shen Wuya who held Xia Yunyi's wrist tightly with one hand.

Wen Lan thought it was funny, he had never seen Shen Wuya get in touch with a person so intimately, he had to know that someone really liked Shen Wuya's face, and a newborn calf was not afraid of tigers to stick to it, but Shen Wuya was almost caught Made fertilizer.

Is such a brat okay now?

After Shen Wuya sat a little farther away and let go of Xia Yunyi's wrist, Wen Lan was about to laugh at Shen Wuya when there was a soft "huh", and a blue flame suddenly appeared between the two of them.

Wen Lan: "..."

Just when Wen Lan stared dumbfounded at the flame that appeared out of thin air, the flame spread out instantly, turning the whole sofa into a sea of ​​flames along the entire sofa surface in one breath, and the two people sitting in the center of the sea of ​​flames had no lossless.

Seeing the wooden frame of the sofa turn into charcoal, Wen Lan let out a scream:

"My Millennium Red Willow Curved Agarwood Lambskin Sofa!"

Xia Yunyi: "..."

Seeing that Wen Lan was going crazy, Shen Wuya sat back calmly, grabbed Xia Yunyi's wrist, and channeled his spiritual power in. Immediately, all the flames on the sofa were extinguished, leaving only a lump of coke.

The instigator, Shen Wuya, sat on it without changing his face, pulled Xia Yunyi's wrist, and said to Wen Lan:

"Now you see it."

See what a fart!

Unable to express the pain in his heart, Wen Lan swallowed a mouthful of old blood alive, and asked tremblingly:

"You only live with me for two or three days?"

As it is now, if these two people stay for a few more days, Wen Lan almost doubts that their small villa will be burned to the ground by the two of them.

"Yes, after solving this child's problem, I will take him away." Shen Wuya said.

"Okay, okay." The corners of Wen Lan's mouth twitched, he suppressed his urge to kill the two people in front of him, raised his teacup, took a sip, and suddenly felt that he was exhausted, so he said weakly, "You are right, you are right, I happen to have a room vacant, so you two can stay there."

"En." Shen Wuya nodded.

Seeing that the two adults had discussed everything here, Xia Yunyi's tense nerves finally relaxed.

After burning Shen Wuya's hair in the gymnasium, Xia Yunyi found that he couldn't control the appearance of the small fireball at all, and he didn't know if it was because only Shen Wuya appeared in his sight nearby, and then Shen Wuya completely became The goals of the small fire group:

At the very beginning, Shen Wuya calmly untied his hairband, and stroked the fire on the end of his hair with his hands. He walked towards Xia Yunyi step by step with no expression on his face, and said:

"Peace."

Xia Yunyi also thought about it, but when he saw that there would be a small blue flame around Shen Wuya's body without taking a step, Xia Yunyi couldn't help but burst out laughing, and then two flames appeared on Shen Wuya's body at the same time. spark.

Shen Wuya: "..."

In the end, Shen Wuya couldn't bear it anymore, and stepped forward to seal Xia Yunyi's veins, so that he did not turn into a Christmas tree full of blue sparks, and then dragged Xia Yunyi to Wen Lan's house.

Seeing Wen Lan drinking tea here, the two adults should have something to talk about, Xia Yunyi who was left alone couldn't help being lonely, and driven by curiosity, he couldn't help holding up the teacup.

The Chinese tea in this teacup is clear and transparent, and there is an indescribable aroma. Although Xia's father also likes to drink tea, Xia Yunyi has never seen such tea, so he wanted to take a sip out of curiosity.

However, it didn't take long to hold it in the palm of his hand, and before he even had time to touch his lips, Xia Yunyi watched helplessly as a puff of white smoke rose from the surface of the tea.

White smoke?

Holding the teacup, Xia Yunyi blinked suspiciously.

Then, under Xia Yunyi's gaze, the tea in the teacup bubbled and then boiled.

"Sir!! Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Xia Yunyi held the teacup in his hand and put it down.

Wen Lan turned her head and saw this scene, her expression changed, and she shouted:

"Don't let go! This tm is my treasure!"

The whole world is like that.

Xia Yunyi wanted to cry but had no tears, at this moment his hand was completely a decoration, he didn't feel hot at all, he didn't feel anything at all.

Shen Wuya, who was the calmest in the audience, turned his head and saw the two people with fried hair next to him. He couldn't help laughing, and then, under the more horrified eyes of the two, he quickly straightened the corners of his lips and coughed lightly. , stretched out his hand to guide Xia Yunyi's hand to the table, and then said:

"let go."

At this time, Xia Yunyi let go of his hand in a "swish", and the teacup fell on the table with a soft and crisp sound.

Anyway, the teacup was saved, Xia Yunyi rubbed the corner of his clothes embarrassedly, and apologized to Wen Lan:

"sorry."

Seeing that her Xueci was no problem, Wen Lan breathed a sigh of relief and couldn't help complaining:

"You kid is also strange, why don't you burn yourself?"

Then Wen Lan wanted to slap herself again, isn't this nonsense?How can anyone attack the host?

"Would you like some tea?"

Shen Wuya on the side pretended not to hear Wen Lan's words, and when he turned his head, he saw a layer of skin on Xia Yunyi's lips, so he asked.

Hearing this, Xia Yunyi looked at the tea in the cup again, felt a little embarrassed, and nodded:

"A little."

"Be patient, boy." Wen Lan rolled her eyes aside, "This kid will burn everything he touches. If it weren't for my snow porcelain resistance, he would have died long ago."

Hearing Wen Lan's eccentricity, Shen Wuya gave Wen Lan a stern look, then paused for a long time at Xia Yunyi's eager eyes, and finally picked up the teacup in front of him impatiently, handed it to Xia Yunyi's mouth, and one word:

"drink."

Xia Yunyi: "..."

Wen Lan: "..."

"Are you feeding water?" Wen Lan slapped her thigh with a smile, thinking that this was the most ridiculous move in the world, "Hahahaha, Shen Wuya, don't you see how he dares to—"

When Wen Lan saw the next scene, the last word was swallowed abruptly:

When Shen Wuya handed over the tea, Xia Yunyi was a little hesitant at first, but when he saw Shen Wuya making a gesture to take back his hand, he immediately held Shen Wuya's arm with the other hand to hold it back, and then tried his best to lower his head and sip carefully. Take a sip.

After taking a sip, Xia Yunyi raised his head, and cautiously said to Shen Wuya:

"Can you lean a little bit, sir?"

He couldn't drink the tea below for a little bit.

At that time, maybe because the tea was a little hot, Xia Yunyi's lips were red, and his eyes were also red, he looked a little innocent and cute, especially with the way he was clinging to Shen Wuya's arm , It's almost like being coquettish.

Shen Wuya didn't know how ambiguous the interaction between himself and Xia Yunyi was in the eyes of others, he nodded after Xia Yunyi finished speaking, his brows and eyes relaxed, so he raised his hand and moved closer, saying:

"I see, let's drink."

Xia Yunyi smiled embarrassingly, and then continued to bury his head in the snow porcelain, and Shen Wuya did as he promised, carefully adjusting his posture, paying attention, as if holding some most precious treasure in his hand.

The tacit understanding between the two of them back and forth made Xia Yunyi drink the entire cup of tea in a very short time. After drinking, Xia Yunyi squinted his eyes happily, and Shen Wuya's eyes became much gentler .

Wen Lan: "..."

What happened to him suddenly wanting to cover his eyes?