Xiao Jiaolong fails to ascend every day

In fact, Chi Yu didn't quite understand it. In such a remote place, there were not many people at night. Why did the couple open the shop 24 hours a day?

Later, Gong Feng found out after inquiring about that road. He said that the road was a main road for transportation. Usually, there would be many large trucks passing by at night. There is no popularity on the road.

After finishing the task, Gong Feng went home to sleep without even eating lunch.

Chi Yu didn't bother to go to the cafeteria, so Xi Boyi brought him some food, and went to the rest room to catch up on sleep after eating.

Speaking of the cafeteria, maybe it's been a long time, Xi Boyi went there more often, and now they eat there, it's not as eye-catching as before.

The little demons in the Demon God Bureau gradually got used to it, knowing that every summer vacation, as long as Chi Yu came to work in the Demon God Bureau, they would appear together in the staff cafeteria at lunch.

Usually when Chi Yu was away, Xi Boyi seldom went downstairs, and he always let Cheng Jia and Toad go upstairs for dinner.

So much so that most of the monsters in the Yaoshen Bureau knew that Xi Bureau came to the restaurant to eat with Chi Yu.

There are still many CP fans of the two of them in the bureau now, all kinds of sweet love daily life.

Among them, the two biggest fans are Cheng Jia and Limao.

Especially Cheng Jia, he is Xi Boyi's assistant, his work area is on the 126th floor, even if Xi Boyi goes out, he will basically take him with him, so he sees Xi Boyi and Chi Yu together the most.

So he provides the most 'cookie' resources in the group.

Why Xi Ju has all kinds of candies in his storage bag, when Chi Yu is unhappy, he will take out candies to coax him.

Why Xi Bureau is away on a business trip, and he will bring gifts for Chi Yu when he comes back.

What kind of pond fish came to sleep upstairs, Xi Ju followed in, wait...

Make those little monsters in the group yell, and keep sending red envelopes to let him talk more.

There are a lot of little monsters in the group, and Cheng Jia used a trumpet to enter, so he didn't have to worry about maintaining the image of a big monster, and it could be said that he let himself go freely inside.

Of course, he also has a bottom line, knowing what can be said and what cannot be said, so the civet cats are watching and don't bother to stop it.

Chi Yu, one of the protagonists who was secretly addicted to CP.

After sleeping all afternoon, I'm lazily lying on the bed in the rest room playing with my mobile phone.

Although the work of the Demon God Bureau is tiring, the regulations are very demonic.

For example, those who perform night missions like Chiyu and Gongfeng can rest before and after work. Of course, the premise is that the progress of the mission cannot be affected.

Especially after the task is completed, they will have half a day to a day of rest.

In other words, Chi Yu can stay in bed until six o'clock when he gets off work, and go home with Xi Boyi.

He was playing a small game, smacked his mouth twice, felt a little thirsty, and was too lazy to get up, so he sent a message to Xi Boyi.

Chi Yu: [Are you busy? 】

Xi Boyi: [No]

Chi Yu: [Then are you in the office? 】

Xi Boyi: [hmm]

Chiyu: [Thirsty]

Tsk, the attitude of you coming in with a glass of water to serve, very grandpa style.

After a while, the door of the lounge opened, and the man walked in with a cup of warm water, leaning against the pond fish on the head of the bed, sat up straight, and raised his hand to take it.

After drinking a glass of water, Chi Yu put the empty water glass back into the opponent's hand and said, "Okay. You can continue to work."

Xi Boyi raised his eyebrows, sat down by the bed, put the water glass on the bedside table, and said, "Do you really think I'm a nanny?"

Chi Yu smiled embarrassedly at him twice.

Xi Boyi pointed his lips and said, "Remuneration."

"..." Chi Yu clicked his tongue, leaned forward, dabbed on the man's lips, and was about to withdraw, but the back of his head was held down, deepening the kiss.

After two or three minutes, Chi Yu's imprisoned head was released, and he was finally able to retreat to catch his breath.

Xi Boyi was dissatisfied and said, "A kiss so reluctantly?"

Chi Yu's cheeks were slightly red: "No, I'm afraid you won't be able to control it."

Xi Bo raised his lips and pinched his cheek: "If you can't control it, don't control it."

It's not that I haven't been presumptuous here.

Chi Yu frowned, and said angrily, "I'm still at work."

Xi Boyi said: "Then it's okay after work?"

"..." Chi Yu's cheeks flushed completely, and he kicked him angrily: "Get out!"

The man took advantage of his mouth and walked out of the lounge with a smile.

Indeed, this lounge is not as pure as it started.

Chi Yu couldn't remember how many times he was held here by the other party to perform Fa-rectification on the spot.

Especially during the estrus period every year, although Xi Boyi would feed the pond fish at home most of the time, his body would still feel agitated from time to time, and then he would be taken to the rest room by Xi Boyi to relieve...

After the estrus period, Chi Yu's body returned to normal, but Xi Boyi was not normal. Although he could not be punished at work, sometimes after work, when civet cats and toads were not around, Chi Yu would be dragged into the rest room for deep sleep. Share your feelings.

Just like yesterday, Chi Yu slept until after seven o'clock in the evening. If he hadn't been on a mission, Xi Boyi would definitely not let him go easily.

In addition, when the two of them quarreled, or when Xi Boyi got angry unilaterally, he would be punished in various ways.

It can only be said that what Long Xingben-kinky said is absolutely right!

So much so that in the lounge, Chi Yu would try to keep a distance from each other, so as not to accidentally arouse the other party's interest.

Although most of Xi Boyi would choose to do it after get off work, and would set up barriers outside the office, Chi Yu still felt shy.

Thinking of Cheng Jia, civet cats and the others discovering this kind of thing, Chi Yu felt a sense of death.

Thinking back to the first time I died, it was that funny calendar.

Xi Boyi refused to take anything home and insisted on putting it in the office.

Chi Yu originally planned not to appear in the Demon God Bureau for a year, thinking that time would erase this bad memory, but before even half a month came, he was taken to the Demon God Bureau by Xi Boyi because of the estrus problem.

Cheng Jia came back to work after half a month's rest, and laughed at him, and the shy Chi Yu almost beat him up.

But after such things happened more often, Chi Yu was not so ashamed and angry, and they laughed casually, at worst, he went back and beat Xi Boyi.

Of course, except for mating.

In the afternoon, Xi Boyi was busy with work. Chi Yu played games in the lounge for a while, and felt bored, so he went out to the rest area of ​​the lobby to chat with civet cats and toads.

Speaking of which, there is another happy event.

Toad is out of order!

Chi Yu had heard from Cheng Jia and Limao before that Toad has been refusing to find a new spouse because he has a demon in his heart.

He originally had a childhood sweetheart, who practiced and played together since he was a child, and they got together naturally when he was an adult.

But 3000 years ago, the other party proposed to break up, saying that they were tired of staying with Toad and wanted to find a new spouse.

Toad tried to save him, but the other party left resolutely.

He has been thinking about the other party in his heart, and feels that if he finds a new spouse, he will still have to separate after a long time, so he simply remains single.

But nine years ago, a male toad that had practiced for 6000 years came out of the deep mountains. Pei Ning thought that the toad was of the same kind as the other party, so she asked him to negotiate with the other party to see if he could join the Demon God Bureau.

I didn't expect to be spotted by the other party.

The other party agreed to join the Demon God Bureau, but put forward a condition, saying that it would not affect his pursuit of a spouse.

How could Pei Ning, who cherishes talent so much, refuse to agree.

In this way, as long as the male toad has no mission, he will go up to the 126th floor to show his courtesy, and chat with Chi Yu and Cheng Yu.

Jia, Civet Cat, and Gray Crane formed a good relationship and called each other brothers all day long. After three or four years, they finally chased Toad down.

At that time, Chi Yu couldn't help being speechless when he saw Hou Sui, that is, the 6000-year-old male toad, chasing monsters.

The civet cat explained that Hou Sui is a human-type wolf dog, very mobile and aggressive. Once he finds a target, he will try his best to catch him.

He also said that Toad's personality is too meek, and he can't stand Hou Sui at all, so they are very suitable.

Indeed, five or six years have passed, and their relationship has been very good.

Toad's departure also means that on the 126th floor, there is only civet cat left as a bachelor.

In the past few years, when the estrus period came, he sat on the sofa in the rest area and sighed, constantly talking about when his love will come.

Chiyu gave him an idea to go to the 120th floor for a walk.

The minister on that floor is a lynx, which is full of cats, which is very suitable for civet cats.

But the civet cat refused and said to wait.

As for what he was waiting for, Chi Yu couldn't figure it out.

After work at six o'clock, Chi Yu and Xi Boyi went to the villa again, looked around the internal structure of the room, and discussed how to decorate it.

Chi Yu is responsible for expressing ideas, and Xi Boyi is responsible for implementing them one by one.

One moved his mouth, the other moved his legs, the cooperation was very tacit.

On Tuesday, Chi Yu didn't receive the task, so he went to practice in the hill behind Yaoshen Building.

Speaking of which, because Chi Yu was the strongest on the 8th floor, those little demons couldn't help but follow suit when they saw him practicing diligently, and seized the opportunity to run to practice with him.

But the practice is too boring. After a long time, there are still many little monsters who can't persevere. They start fishing for three days and drying the net for two days. play games.

There are very few little demons who can practice with Chi Yu for a long time.

On Wednesday morning, I was still practicing in the back mountain, and when it was almost noon, I received a task.

It is said that a little demon reported that there is an npc in a horror house in Misheng City, and there may be a few real monsters hidden.

Originally, it was not a big deal to have a little demon as an npc in the horror house.

After all, it is now the human world where humans and monsters coexist. Many transformed demons are the same as the human race, living a life of going to work, eating, and sleeping every day.

Maybe there is a little demon going to work as an npc in the horror house.

The little monsters who can report said that those little monsters are showing their true colors to others, relying on the horror house as a cover to scare the human race in various ways.

Now that some people have taken photos or videos and posted them on the Internet, many netizens suspect that what appears in the video is a real monster, saying that if it is played by a human, it is impossible to be so flexible.

Now it has developed to the point where the human race is preparing to form a group to explore the horror house to see if there are real monsters and ghosts inside.

The little demon who reported was worried that the matter would escalate too much, and finally those demon clans would be identified, causing panic or trouble in the society.

Chi Yu and Gong Feng had a hasty lunch and drove there.

Coincidentally, this horror house is in the Misheng Amusement Park.

Chiyu had been to this amusement park many times, and every time he was with Xi Boyi.

The first time he came here, he also met the tiger who lied to him for three gems. After so long, Chi Yu had already forgotten the other's name.

And when riding the Ferris wheel, Xi Boyi lied that he was afraid of heights in order to hold his hand.

……

Over the next decade or so, they came here several times one after another.

But the only thing I haven't been to is the horror house.

It's not that I forgot, it's that I'm not interested.

The horror house of the human race is nothing more than people pretending to be ghosts, using eerie scenes and scary music to scare people.

But the two of them are demons, and they have lived for thousands or tens of thousands of years. I don’t know how many ugly animals they have seen, and they are scarier than ghosts.

Very high tolerance.

Chi Yu and Gong Feng parked their cars and entered the amusement park. On a working day today, there were not as many tourists as on Saturdays and weekends, but there were quite a few people around the house of horrors, and many of them were broadcasting live with their mobile phones.

Chi Yu approached and listened to them chatting on the mobile phone. They should be human races like adventure bloggers. Hearing that there are suspected monsters here, they came here to catch a wave of enthusiasm.

Chi Yu and Gong Feng didn't intend to disturb the shopkeeper, lest the other party hide those monsters secretly.

The two of them lined up, ready to go in and have a look as tourists.

If there is a little demon that shows people as a prototype, they will be tied up and taken away. If it is fake, they will just play this not-so-scary house of horrors.

The line was very long, and with the addition of 15 minutes to enter a group of tourists, Chi Yu and Gong Feng had been queuing for two or three hours, until it was nearly four o'clock in the afternoon, and it was finally their turn to enter.

The horror house is divided into three themes in total. They bought all the tickets for these three themes and planned to check them out one by one.

In order to save time, they decided to experience it separately.

Chi Yu drew it casually, and got a scary theme called 'Bride of the Fox'.

You can almost guess the general plot from the title of the theme. The background of the story is ancient times. There is a man from a family with both talent and appearance.

But before the wedding banquet, the man discovered that Meijiao Niang was actually a fox demon. He was so frightened that he lost his soul.

The present wedding is the scene of the fox demon's big wedding.

As soon as Chiyu entered, he heard the scary music inside. In front of him was a scary corridor about two meters wide and more than ten meters long.

On both sides of the corridor are the ancient red carved wooden doors. The end of the wooden door is completely dark, giving people a terrifying hint of not knowing what will appear in front of them.

It's a pity that this kind of hint has no effect on Chi Yu.

He walked slowly inside while observing the doors and windows on both sides to see if there was a little demon hidden inside.

However, no, nothing happened in these ten meters except for the horrible music.

After turning the corner, there is still a long corridor. Different from the corridor just now, this time the carved doors and windows are pasted with big red happy characters, and there are red lanterns hanging on both sides of the door, but there is no sign of happiness.

Chi Yu walked forward like a horse watching a flower, and just a few steps away, he heard a piercing scream, and something from the ceiling rushed towards him.

Chi Yu subconsciously dodged and slapped him away.

Then... a fake humanoid head rolled down on the ground.

Chiyu only gave it a faint look, and continued to walk forward, during which several scary props popped up, but they were all fake models.

Until passing by the 'marriage room', Chi Yu frowned slightly.

It turns out that the little demon is here.