Hungry dragon cubs come to the door
Chapter 47 Art of War
If given a choice, Yu Yan would never choose to be intimate with a strange man.Not unfamiliar.
Even though he knew deep down that this was a familiar little dragon cub, it was still strange to meet Farami in human form.
Especially this guy doesn't like to wear clothes after he becomes a human.
Several times when Yu Yan came back from the outside, as soon as he entered the door, he saw a naked man wearing an apron, fiddling with dishes in the kitchen, and when he heard a voice, he turned his head and said with a smile: "My wife, you are back."
The blond hair was casually draped over her shoulders, each curl reflected fragments of the sun, her voice was full of sincere expectation and joy, and her smile was bright and moving.
It is the lifelong dream of many men for a tall beauty to be coquettish in a golden house, wearing an ○ body apron to wash hands and make soup in the kitchen.
But Yu Yan was not included.
Not to mention that this blond beauty is a muscular man much taller than himself, and Farami doesn't know how to cook at all. At most, he just takes it out of the duplicator, and often eats it with the plate.
There was a time when the orderly had to deliver fresh dishes to the commander almost every few days.
They asked curiously, are you feeling unwell recently?
Otherwise, why would you shake your hands and break the plate every day?
Not only the orderly soldiers, Huang Yangmin and A Lan also noticed that the commander was a little restless recently, and immediately returned to the dormitory as soon as the training time came, and they were not allowed to visit at night.
It's really like Jinwu Zangjiao.
Who would have thought that this "beautiful wife" is the one who holds Yu Yan into her arms forcefully every night.
Not to mention being held like a doll and sweating from the heat.
Yu Yan with short hair has never had the experience of being scratched by long hair.
Still always being woken up by that.
Yu Yan was miserable.
He couldn't bear it, pushed the guy to wake up, and criticized severely.
Farami looked ignorant and ignorant: "What's wrong with me? I don't know?"
Physiological phenomena are uncontrollable, Yu Yan is also a man, so it is understandable.
But pretending to be stupid so confidently is really...
Yu Yan knew that he was messing around, but there was nothing he could do.
Farami has mastered his temper, and will pretend to be pitiful as soon as he is taught a lesson, and sometimes he will get along with Xiao Ningning.
Yu Yan originally had a temperament of eating soft and not hard, like a pine tree, he is not afraid of wind, rain, frost and snow, but if it is scorched by the sun, it will soon melt.
No matter how much he told himself, he must not indulge Farami, once those golden pupils full of love looked over and spoke soft words, his fighting power would be greatly reduced.
It will be a long time before Yu Yan will understand that a person who has never been loved before is simply unable to withstand such a straightforward and passionate love.
But now Yu Yan is very clear that keeping Farami in human form is not a problem.
He quickly figured out a way to fight poison with poison. If this guy pretended to be pitiful under his orders, he would return with a distraught look.
With a slightly nasal voice, without looking at the other party, he said softly: "Do you have to make it difficult for me?"
This trick was surprisingly successful - Farami couldn't see him being sad, and immediately changed back into a little milk dragon obediently.
Yu Yan wouldn't take off the mask immediately, and wait until the dragon cub cautiously tried to please him, and then hugged it into his arms as it wanted, and praised: "I feel much better this way, thank you."
After doing this again and again, not only was he not criticized, but he was praised instead. The milk dragon's tail wished it could go up to the sky.
Yu Yan also got what she wanted.
What is the art of war?
If he doesn't even know how to use such devious psychological tactics, he is ashamed of the S+ rating of the First Military Academy.
Although you are more than 100 years old, Yu Yan thought, it is still too early to play tricks with me.
After many tug-of-wars, Farami finally agreed to return to the dragon cub form if there were no special circumstances.
The heartless little milk dragon who only knows how to eat and act cute is much more pleasing to Yu Yan's eyes.
Although in the middle of the night, there will still be people who sneak back into human form.
The small bed, which was not spacious at all, became even narrower, even if Yu Yan moved even an inch, it would stick to the hot skin next to him.
The touch made his fingertips numb all the way to Tianling Gai.
Of course he didn't agree at first, but Farami at night seemed to be much tougher than during the day, and refused to leave no matter what.
Holding the human in his arms with both hands and feet, his tone was much softer than his movements, like a poor big dog, almost begging, "Only at night, okay, okay?"
It seems that if Yu Yan said no, it would be the bad owner who cruelly abandoned the dog.
Yu Yan told herself that she chose to give up because she was afraid of the tragedy of fierce struggle and collapse happening again.
He would never admit that the never-before-experienced security of being held in someone's arms really helped sleep.
Each took a step back, he thought, being a dragon during the day and becoming a human at night, both sides can get what they want... right?
After the truce, the evening subsided.
But because he rested so well (maybe too well), the little dragon cub was extremely energetic during the day, and he was stuck at home and couldn't go anywhere, so he started to tear down the house.
It not only does evil by itself, but also asks Ningning to help cover it.
That day Yu Yan was observing in the monitoring room, and the instrument responsible for monitoring sound waves was Yu Yan.Suddenly, a huge fluctuation was captured, and the peak reached the critical point that the human ear could accept.
Generally, in this case, an explosion occurred.
But Yu Yan was sure that he didn't hear any unusual sounds.
When he came to the door, only the soldiers were panting and shouting slogans during training, and everything seemed normal.
... What a strange thing.
He found A Lan, the young man was running around the playground when the "incident happened", but he didn't hear any movement.
Yu Yan scanned and checked the instrument, and everything was normal.
I asked Alan to cooperate with me to do a few noise tests, and there was no problem.
Then, if the known conditions are ruled out, only the unknown remains.
Yu Yan was walking home, and when there was still a distance of 100 meters, for a moment, the house, especially the roof, looked distorted.
He rubbed his eyes, not sure if he was tired from staring at the screen for too long just now.
Yu Yan opened the door and walked in, the cubs sprinted to meet him as usual.
But today's pups look a little different.
The dragon cub hasn't changed much, but the charred black fried chestnut next to it...
Who else but Ning Ning.
The once incomparable snow dumpling, now except for those eyes are still clear, and there is no trace of the original white fluff on the body, it is a coal dumpling through and through.
The problem is, Little Fuqiu doesn't think he's being implicated at all, but finds it very interesting. Seeing Twolegs go home early, he laughs so hard that his eyes can't be seen in the blackened fur.
He also sneezed, sending up a layer of soot.
Farami next to him was originally black, so he didn't change much at first glance, but he shook his whole body, and dust was everywhere like Ningning—it was all black.
Yu Yan pinched the bridge of his nose, trying not to speak so strongly: "Who can tell me what happened?"
The little milk dragon flicked its tail uneasily behind him, looked up at him, then lowered his head again: "!&#...(#...!#(+)——)))"
"Dragon language is not allowed." Yu Yan said, "Speak human language."
"Then can I become a human?" Expected.
"better not."
Having lost the protective color of the cub form, Yu Yan was not sure what he would do.
Xiaolong Cub looked very disappointed, but with the previous lesson, it is better not to challenge his wife's authority.
"It wanted to see my ability, and I said it was not suitable, but it insisted on watching, and cried when it couldn't see it. I could only demonstrate it a little."
Yu Yan glanced at Xue, who was foolish and happy beside her, completely unaware that she had been framed... No, coal dumpling.
"Your ability..." Yu Yan really didn't want to ask, "What is it?"
"Dragon Flame." The little milk dragon Jintong was full of pride, and his tail was raised accordingly, "Have you never seen my wife, I can breathe fire!"
Yu Yan paused every word, unbelievable: "...you are in my house, in the house, breathing fire?"
The tail drooped again: "Just... just tried it a little bit."
"And then?" Yu Yan asked, "What are the consequences?"
"Wife, do you really want to see it?" Farami blinked, "If you promise not to get angry, I will show it to you."
...and bargain with him.
There is no way, these two little things work hand in hand, with Ning Ning's ability, it is not too difficult to maintain the illusion indefinitely in the limited life of human beings.
He had no choice but to agree.
Farami whispered something to Ning Ning, and the latter removed the illusion in the human brain.
Then, Yu Yan saw his clean and tidy room, which was full of crumbs, and they were all burnt black.
The good news: The incident took place in the kitchen, and it didn't add to his already battered bedroom.
Bad news: There are even fewer bowls and dishes left that have been eaten by Farami.
Yu Yan looked around for a week: "It's gone?"
"……Gone."
"Really? You promise me?"
"..."
Yu Yan took a breath: "The instrument detected a loud sound wave just now. But I didn't hear it. Not only me, but everyone didn't hear it."
It is impossible to have such a large sound energy just by breathing fire.
Yu Yan lowered his head and asked Ningning: "What did you do?"
The little coal ball blinked and hid behind Farami, the only unsullied, still crystal-like pupil.
Farami: "..."
"It's still too late to admit your mistakes." Yu Yan reminded.
After several rounds of psychological struggle, the little dragon cub finally decided to be lenient and let the velvet spirit beast remove the last layer of illusion.
Yu Yan felt a chilly wind in the room.
He looked up, and there was a big hole in the roof.
Yes, Farami played with fire and burned a hole in his roof.
Yu Yan's temples were throbbing, he was calm and calm, and he had never experienced such an emotional shock in more than [-] years.
He deeply understood why everyone from the teacher to Colonel Lin was determined not to marry or have children.
Joining the army is a tightrope walk. It is hard enough and dangerous enough. Having a child doesn't directly shorten your life.
Idle is idle, why don't you beat the brat.
The family was in dire straits.
Until the fluttering little milk dragon suddenly turned into a man taller than Yu Yan by a head, and could not help but hug him into his arms from behind.
His lips rubbed against his ear, and the airflow made his sensitive ears itchy.
It is becoming more and more handy to switch between different coquettish modes in different forms.
"My wife just said she won't blame me. I'm very good, right?"
Yu Yan's heart almost jumped out of his chest.
angry.
...How could this guy have the face to say "I'm very good"!
Even though he knew deep down that this was a familiar little dragon cub, it was still strange to meet Farami in human form.
Especially this guy doesn't like to wear clothes after he becomes a human.
Several times when Yu Yan came back from the outside, as soon as he entered the door, he saw a naked man wearing an apron, fiddling with dishes in the kitchen, and when he heard a voice, he turned his head and said with a smile: "My wife, you are back."
The blond hair was casually draped over her shoulders, each curl reflected fragments of the sun, her voice was full of sincere expectation and joy, and her smile was bright and moving.
It is the lifelong dream of many men for a tall beauty to be coquettish in a golden house, wearing an ○ body apron to wash hands and make soup in the kitchen.
But Yu Yan was not included.
Not to mention that this blond beauty is a muscular man much taller than himself, and Farami doesn't know how to cook at all. At most, he just takes it out of the duplicator, and often eats it with the plate.
There was a time when the orderly had to deliver fresh dishes to the commander almost every few days.
They asked curiously, are you feeling unwell recently?
Otherwise, why would you shake your hands and break the plate every day?
Not only the orderly soldiers, Huang Yangmin and A Lan also noticed that the commander was a little restless recently, and immediately returned to the dormitory as soon as the training time came, and they were not allowed to visit at night.
It's really like Jinwu Zangjiao.
Who would have thought that this "beautiful wife" is the one who holds Yu Yan into her arms forcefully every night.
Not to mention being held like a doll and sweating from the heat.
Yu Yan with short hair has never had the experience of being scratched by long hair.
Still always being woken up by that.
Yu Yan was miserable.
He couldn't bear it, pushed the guy to wake up, and criticized severely.
Farami looked ignorant and ignorant: "What's wrong with me? I don't know?"
Physiological phenomena are uncontrollable, Yu Yan is also a man, so it is understandable.
But pretending to be stupid so confidently is really...
Yu Yan knew that he was messing around, but there was nothing he could do.
Farami has mastered his temper, and will pretend to be pitiful as soon as he is taught a lesson, and sometimes he will get along with Xiao Ningning.
Yu Yan originally had a temperament of eating soft and not hard, like a pine tree, he is not afraid of wind, rain, frost and snow, but if it is scorched by the sun, it will soon melt.
No matter how much he told himself, he must not indulge Farami, once those golden pupils full of love looked over and spoke soft words, his fighting power would be greatly reduced.
It will be a long time before Yu Yan will understand that a person who has never been loved before is simply unable to withstand such a straightforward and passionate love.
But now Yu Yan is very clear that keeping Farami in human form is not a problem.
He quickly figured out a way to fight poison with poison. If this guy pretended to be pitiful under his orders, he would return with a distraught look.
With a slightly nasal voice, without looking at the other party, he said softly: "Do you have to make it difficult for me?"
This trick was surprisingly successful - Farami couldn't see him being sad, and immediately changed back into a little milk dragon obediently.
Yu Yan wouldn't take off the mask immediately, and wait until the dragon cub cautiously tried to please him, and then hugged it into his arms as it wanted, and praised: "I feel much better this way, thank you."
After doing this again and again, not only was he not criticized, but he was praised instead. The milk dragon's tail wished it could go up to the sky.
Yu Yan also got what she wanted.
What is the art of war?
If he doesn't even know how to use such devious psychological tactics, he is ashamed of the S+ rating of the First Military Academy.
Although you are more than 100 years old, Yu Yan thought, it is still too early to play tricks with me.
After many tug-of-wars, Farami finally agreed to return to the dragon cub form if there were no special circumstances.
The heartless little milk dragon who only knows how to eat and act cute is much more pleasing to Yu Yan's eyes.
Although in the middle of the night, there will still be people who sneak back into human form.
The small bed, which was not spacious at all, became even narrower, even if Yu Yan moved even an inch, it would stick to the hot skin next to him.
The touch made his fingertips numb all the way to Tianling Gai.
Of course he didn't agree at first, but Farami at night seemed to be much tougher than during the day, and refused to leave no matter what.
Holding the human in his arms with both hands and feet, his tone was much softer than his movements, like a poor big dog, almost begging, "Only at night, okay, okay?"
It seems that if Yu Yan said no, it would be the bad owner who cruelly abandoned the dog.
Yu Yan told herself that she chose to give up because she was afraid of the tragedy of fierce struggle and collapse happening again.
He would never admit that the never-before-experienced security of being held in someone's arms really helped sleep.
Each took a step back, he thought, being a dragon during the day and becoming a human at night, both sides can get what they want... right?
After the truce, the evening subsided.
But because he rested so well (maybe too well), the little dragon cub was extremely energetic during the day, and he was stuck at home and couldn't go anywhere, so he started to tear down the house.
It not only does evil by itself, but also asks Ningning to help cover it.
That day Yu Yan was observing in the monitoring room, and the instrument responsible for monitoring sound waves was Yu Yan.Suddenly, a huge fluctuation was captured, and the peak reached the critical point that the human ear could accept.
Generally, in this case, an explosion occurred.
But Yu Yan was sure that he didn't hear any unusual sounds.
When he came to the door, only the soldiers were panting and shouting slogans during training, and everything seemed normal.
... What a strange thing.
He found A Lan, the young man was running around the playground when the "incident happened", but he didn't hear any movement.
Yu Yan scanned and checked the instrument, and everything was normal.
I asked Alan to cooperate with me to do a few noise tests, and there was no problem.
Then, if the known conditions are ruled out, only the unknown remains.
Yu Yan was walking home, and when there was still a distance of 100 meters, for a moment, the house, especially the roof, looked distorted.
He rubbed his eyes, not sure if he was tired from staring at the screen for too long just now.
Yu Yan opened the door and walked in, the cubs sprinted to meet him as usual.
But today's pups look a little different.
The dragon cub hasn't changed much, but the charred black fried chestnut next to it...
Who else but Ning Ning.
The once incomparable snow dumpling, now except for those eyes are still clear, and there is no trace of the original white fluff on the body, it is a coal dumpling through and through.
The problem is, Little Fuqiu doesn't think he's being implicated at all, but finds it very interesting. Seeing Twolegs go home early, he laughs so hard that his eyes can't be seen in the blackened fur.
He also sneezed, sending up a layer of soot.
Farami next to him was originally black, so he didn't change much at first glance, but he shook his whole body, and dust was everywhere like Ningning—it was all black.
Yu Yan pinched the bridge of his nose, trying not to speak so strongly: "Who can tell me what happened?"
The little milk dragon flicked its tail uneasily behind him, looked up at him, then lowered his head again: "!&#...(#...!#(+)——)))"
"Dragon language is not allowed." Yu Yan said, "Speak human language."
"Then can I become a human?" Expected.
"better not."
Having lost the protective color of the cub form, Yu Yan was not sure what he would do.
Xiaolong Cub looked very disappointed, but with the previous lesson, it is better not to challenge his wife's authority.
"It wanted to see my ability, and I said it was not suitable, but it insisted on watching, and cried when it couldn't see it. I could only demonstrate it a little."
Yu Yan glanced at Xue, who was foolish and happy beside her, completely unaware that she had been framed... No, coal dumpling.
"Your ability..." Yu Yan really didn't want to ask, "What is it?"
"Dragon Flame." The little milk dragon Jintong was full of pride, and his tail was raised accordingly, "Have you never seen my wife, I can breathe fire!"
Yu Yan paused every word, unbelievable: "...you are in my house, in the house, breathing fire?"
The tail drooped again: "Just... just tried it a little bit."
"And then?" Yu Yan asked, "What are the consequences?"
"Wife, do you really want to see it?" Farami blinked, "If you promise not to get angry, I will show it to you."
...and bargain with him.
There is no way, these two little things work hand in hand, with Ning Ning's ability, it is not too difficult to maintain the illusion indefinitely in the limited life of human beings.
He had no choice but to agree.
Farami whispered something to Ning Ning, and the latter removed the illusion in the human brain.
Then, Yu Yan saw his clean and tidy room, which was full of crumbs, and they were all burnt black.
The good news: The incident took place in the kitchen, and it didn't add to his already battered bedroom.
Bad news: There are even fewer bowls and dishes left that have been eaten by Farami.
Yu Yan looked around for a week: "It's gone?"
"……Gone."
"Really? You promise me?"
"..."
Yu Yan took a breath: "The instrument detected a loud sound wave just now. But I didn't hear it. Not only me, but everyone didn't hear it."
It is impossible to have such a large sound energy just by breathing fire.
Yu Yan lowered his head and asked Ningning: "What did you do?"
The little coal ball blinked and hid behind Farami, the only unsullied, still crystal-like pupil.
Farami: "..."
"It's still too late to admit your mistakes." Yu Yan reminded.
After several rounds of psychological struggle, the little dragon cub finally decided to be lenient and let the velvet spirit beast remove the last layer of illusion.
Yu Yan felt a chilly wind in the room.
He looked up, and there was a big hole in the roof.
Yes, Farami played with fire and burned a hole in his roof.
Yu Yan's temples were throbbing, he was calm and calm, and he had never experienced such an emotional shock in more than [-] years.
He deeply understood why everyone from the teacher to Colonel Lin was determined not to marry or have children.
Joining the army is a tightrope walk. It is hard enough and dangerous enough. Having a child doesn't directly shorten your life.
Idle is idle, why don't you beat the brat.
The family was in dire straits.
Until the fluttering little milk dragon suddenly turned into a man taller than Yu Yan by a head, and could not help but hug him into his arms from behind.
His lips rubbed against his ear, and the airflow made his sensitive ears itchy.
It is becoming more and more handy to switch between different coquettish modes in different forms.
"My wife just said she won't blame me. I'm very good, right?"
Yu Yan's heart almost jumped out of his chest.
angry.
...How could this guy have the face to say "I'm very good"!
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