Solve a case, cook a meal, talk about love

The interview of this episode is hosted by Zhao Ming, the special host of the station, please invite the host to come on stage!

Zhao Ming came on stage in a suit, stood upright on the stage, raised his hand to the audience, and smiled decently: "Dear ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this issue. Come to the recording site of the festival exercise program, the host Zhao Ming wishes you a happy Lantern Festival in advance!"

The audience in the audience applauded enthusiastically. Zhao Ming wanted to change his posture and put on a handsome look, but someone from the audience shouted: "Please come out with the guests, we are here to see the guests!"

Zhao Ming covered his heart and stood a little injured, gesturing to the side.

"I invite today's guest to come on stage!"

There was applause from the audience, but the door where the guests should have appeared was empty.

"Ahem, the guests are not prepared enough, let's come again—we invite guests!"

The audience was silent, and a little girl who didn't know anything yelled in a childish voice: "Uncle the host's legs are shaking!"

The audience roared with laughter again, Zhao Ming's fair skin turned red.

"Guest, guest, guest, where did the guest go!" Holding the table book in his hand, he was about to fall, and flinched when he saw the neatly stacked lunch box under the stage. It was a box lunch with three chicken legs hidden in it!

Suddenly, the potted plant placed on the table at the show site coughed lightly: "Here it is."

Zhao Ming almost stared out his eyes, leaned over and poked the leaves of the plant, hissed: "Am I dreaming?"

"You are doing a show." Lush Plant said with a smile, very kind, as if forgiving the host's disrespect: "We are ready, let's start the interview."

"But... we obviously invited..."

"The two of them went on their honeymoon, and the program team couldn't settle for the second best, so they found us. Otherwise, you can only talk to yourself in this program."

Zhao Ming looked down at the script and suddenly felt that the future was dark.

"But, but plants can't talk..."

"The police won't preside over it either. Officer Zhao, don't be too serious."

God, what a green plant, let him not take it too seriously.

Forget it, let’s not be serious.

Xiao Zhao looked at the script and coughed, feeling like he was sitting on pins and needles: "Please... the guest introduce yourself."

The plant that had been talking suddenly became serious. As for why everyone thinks it is serious, it's better not to be too serious.

"My name is Ruyi. The prickly pear beside me is Yuanbao. We are the two potted plants of the protagonist in this article."

The audience in the audience didn't know what kind of tolerance they had to give to applaud in unison. Xiao Zhao murmured in his heart, don't they all come to watch the show without taking medicine.

"The host said in his heart that everyone escaped without taking medicine!" Ruyi said with a smile.

Damn it, this plant can also read minds, what kind of setting is this!Zhao Ming was so frightened that he almost didn't even get the script.

"Ahem, next question, what is the relationship between the two guests?"

Ruyi smiled: "Ah, it's a lover."

Zhao Ming: =口=! ! !

Yuan Bao, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "Constant mental stress is very harmful to the body. It will lead to high blood pressure, arterial constriction, blood clots, and endanger the fetus in the womb."

Xiao Zhao was stunned for a moment, not knowing why, and Ruyi explained softly: "It is persuading you not to be so excited and nervous."

Oh, it was out of good intentions, no... Where is the fetus in my belly!

Xiao Zhao resisted not dropping the script, and exhaled lightly: "Then, how did you two meet? If possible, please add the process of your master's acquaintance. Everyone wants to hear that."

Ruyi said: "I met it at the flower and bird market. It was a bright afternoon. I was carelessly bathing in the sun. When I turned around, I saw its tall and straight figure. Under the sun, its needles were like gilded gold." Dazzling, it is fate that made us..."

"So far, it's fine."

Ruyi didn't take it seriously, and continued: "My master is simple. If she is not a good person, she will pick up police officer Lin Chenlin when she has a fatal attack. She finds that she is quite pitiful, and she is taken back to her home out of sympathy. Take good care of it."

If Officer Lin was present, he would definitely pull out all your leaves, right?Yeah? !

Ruyi slightly trembled the leaves, and said in a gentle voice, "Officer Lin dare not touch me, my master will run away from home."

Xiao Zhao waved his hand to signal the audience to remember the bad news, the heartless girl abandons her home and career for material things, and the police officer is so miserable that she stays alone in her empty boudoir!Falling in love with someone who won’t go home, waiting for a door that won’t open, oh my god, who will taste the bitterness of love, this is the taste of freshly ground coffee, xx police station brand freshly ground coffee, watch the emotional category with you You don’t lose your morals on the show. I don’t lose your morals, who will lose your morals, and you in front of the TV will reveal the true face of the so-called virtuous wife Xie Anning!

Ruyi coughed a few times, and immediately someone took the shower and watered it, and wiped the leaves respectfully.

Ruyi then said, "You guys are very good at advertising."

Zhao Ming chuckled, but didn't answer directly, trying not to get angry.

Yuan Bao said solemnly: "Excessive suppression of emotions may destroy health. "Happy and sad", "anger hurts the liver", "sad kidneys", "sorrowful lungs", "thinking hurts the spleen", suppressing emotions can easily lead to various cancers, It will also affect the health of the fetus in the womb..."

"I told you that I am a man, and there is no fetus in my womb!"

Zhao Ming couldn't hold back his anger and vented his anger, and the applause from the audience was beaming.

You were sent to kill the host, right?

She calmed down and reluctantly said: "The next question is, the two parties' favorite... Well, where do you like to date the most?"

"It's usually a window sill, but it's best at the charming midnight, when the faint moonlight shines down, its spikes seem to be plated with silver, and it's so gorgeous that it's like an excellent scenery, standing in front of me with a long body..."

Don't think I'm blind with a pot of prickly pears, where can I stand tall!

"Okay, that's all for now, where's your master?"

"I like to go to restaurants and eat different things, but it looks pretty sweet. This is... the happiness of a foodie."

Xiao Zhao made a gesture, indicating to remember the fierce news, the petite woman eats too much, the wife and wife meet each other and don't know each other, true love is not as good as a piece of meat, in this materialistic world, can you find true love, sad people, how to return to warmth In the world, Zhenqing brand hot pot seasoning will accompany you to taste the coldness of the world in the warmth!

After a pause, Xiao Zhao continued to ask, "Excuse me, did the two of you ever get into an awkward situation?"

"Ah, I made a fuss, it hit me!"

Yuan Bao's voice softened a lot: "I'm sorry, I'll be more careful next time."

Ruyi smiled: "It's nothing, as long as it's you, I'll be happy no matter how much it hurts..."

Xiao Zhao drank water fiercely, trying to get rid of all the irritability in his heart.

Yuan Bao said solemnly: "Drinking too much water will cause harm to the body, increase the burden on the kidneys, and cause edema, but it will have no effect on the fetus in the abdomen..."

"You just said that I don't have a fetus in my womb!" Zhao Ming covered his face and sobbed.

"Sadness is not easy to breed."

"..."

Ruyi seemed to think of something, and suddenly asked: "I heard that the author wanted to write you as a gay before?"

Zhao Ming was crying with a small handkerchief on the spot, and put his arms around the director: "Director, I'm sobbing..."

Ruyi sighed, looked at the stands and said, "Since the host is down, let's end it ourselves."

"Next question, what do you like to call each other?"

Yuan Bao said solemnly, "An Ning, then...Officer Lin."

"Two people have done the most meaningful thing."

"Roll the sheets."

"Anniversary way to remember."

"Roll the sheets."

"What's the closest thing to each other?"

"Roll the sheets."

"Ah, next one, please say what you want to say most to each other."

Yuan Bao looked at the small note and said, "What Xie Anning wants is that we should live a steady life and support each other in a steady manner. Our life will not be long or short. It's nice to have you."

"Officer Lin is, I want to eat meat, I want to eat meat, I want to eat meat, I want to eat meat..."

Yuan Bao's voice was bright and clear, but he still wanted to read every line "I want to eat meat" in a serious manner, and suddenly said: "Ruyi, please bloom flowers for me again."

Ruyi curled up the leaves, trembling, the original eloquence was gone.

"For...why?"

"because I like it."

The green plant stretched out its leaves, but it said softly, "Okay, I'll show you when I go back."

It turns out that happiness is nothing but opening a flower to the person you like.

Zhao Ming calmed down and stood on the stage: "Okay, you will not lose your morals in this issue. If I don't lose your morals, whoever will lose their morals, we will meet again by fate."

His eyes stopped at a certain place in the auditorium, as if he saw someone, he suddenly bent his eyes and smiled.

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