A magical boy can't attack the Demon King!
Chapter 1: Time Traveling, Magic, Chaotic Fuck!
The forest is filled with thick fog. The fog can block the sight of the eyeballs, but it can't stop the transmission of sound. In the seemingly peaceful forest, there are voices of uneasy curses.
"Damn it! What a weird place this is!"
The voice that disturbed the peaceful atmosphere - Li Li'er, was kicking the branches of the innocent trees vigorously.
He originally went to Hawaii, a resort with his family, but he just took a nap in the resort hotel. After waking up, he came to this strange forest with thick fog. Will it be destroyed here by the hateful forest?
No - no - no!He, Li Lier, is very kind and kind to his friends!I usually help the old lady to cross the road!Such a good role model for new human beings is not something that can be met casually...and now he actually "transmigrated"?This is not true, this is not true, this is not true!
"Ugh... how should I get out!"
Tears welled up on his face, Li Li'er's eyes were red, and at the moment when he was feeling desperate, a voice came into his ears.
"Boy, you are lost in the magic forest. You can leave this forest smoothly after you become a magic boy and complete all the tests."
A female voice came from behind Li Li'er, the speaker's appearance was covered by thick fog, and only a black shadow could be seen.
"Who? Who's there?"
Li Li'er shouted to where the shadow was, and what came into his line of sight through the thick fog was a girl with wings as light as a dragonfly.
In the next second, he knelt down and cried, "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Hearing this, the girl's forehead burst out with blue veins, "Damn it, I'm an elf girl, okay? You actually called me a fly, tell me, how do you look like a fly?"
The elf girl walked in the direction of Li Li'er, and looked at Li Li'er with her waist down.
"It's very similar. Your mother must have had an affair with the old king next door to give birth to you, a fly who is far from an elf." Li Li'er pointed at the elf girl's nose, sucking her snot while talking, and then turned her head Buried in his knees, crying louder.
Looking at the dramatic boy in front of her, the elf girl crooked her mouth, looking like she was about to kill someone.
It's strange that the patriarch of the clan didn't tell her that she would meet such a lacking person...
"Hmph, I don't care about you! Anyway, if you want to leave this forest, you still have to rely on me!"
The elf girl hugged her chest and looked down at Li Lier who was squatting beside her sobbing.
For a moment, Li Li'er was still squatting on the muddy ground, crying and howling. Seeing this situation, the elf girl was not calm at all.
"Hey, crybaby, what's your name?" She asked through gritted teeth.
Suddenly raising her head, Li Li'er pointed at the elf girl's nose and said, "You should introduce yourself before asking someone's name, haven't you heard this saying?" Then she buried herself in her knees and cried bitterly.
Taking two deep breaths, the elf girl restrained the urge to punch Li Li'er twice. She is very, very amiable, and not just a single flaw can make her lose her composure!
"Hmph, I have a lot of background! I am the 350th and [-]nd administrator of this forest, and my name is Perakana Oriz Narsili Sashabel. It's you!"
Then, the air seemed to condense. Li Li'er, who looked up at Shasabel, opened her mouth half-opened and said a long list of names. After a long time, she lowered her head and continued to cry bitterly.
"Hoo, it's okay to get lost, and I met a fly girl. I thought it was hopeful to leave the forest, but who knew that the other party was a mentally handicapped self-proclaimed elf..."
Shashabel's little heart was suddenly trampled like a hundred grass-mud horses galloping past.
Twitching the corner of her mouth and raising her hand, Sashabel waved at Li Lier, and in the next second, Li Lier's body separated from the ground and floated in the air.
Feeling the discomfort of weightlessness, Li Li'er stopped crying, her eyes were full of surprise.
"I... I'm actually flying!"
Sashabel laughed three times when she heard this, and then replied, "That's my magical ability, now you can believe that I can lead you out of the forest, right?"
Li Lier froze for a moment, then cheered.He didn't expect that there was such an illusory thing as "magic" in this world, and he thought it was a product of a little girl's fantasy.
"Then, can I trouble the beautiful Miss Sasabel Elf to lead me out of this forest?"
Li Li'er's attitude changed drastically, and she stared at Sashabel with a flattering face.
After seeing her ability, she changed her previous attitude. Sashabel couldn't help lamenting the ruthlessness of this world, and by the way, she learned how rascal Li Lier is.
"If you want to leave this forest, you must become a magical boy and pass the test before you can leave." Sashabel repeated what she said when they met.
"Are you talking about the magical boy who casts magic to destroy the enemy?" Li Lier asked.
"Hmm... almost in nature." Sashabel replied after thinking, but her conscience trembled twice as if she was condemned.
Hearing Sashabel's answer, Li Lier happily cheered, "That's really cool!"
Then Sashabel raised her little hand, and Li Lier fell from the floating state to the ground.
Li Li'er yelled in pain, staring at the instigator who caused him to fall.
Sashabel spread out her hands, expressing her helplessness, and continued: "Now please hold this prop, and then you can transform into a magical boy by reciting spells and making gestures!"
A magic staff was conjured out of thin air. The body of the staff was uneven, and the protrusions looked like buttons. From a comprehensive perspective, it looked like a toy with poor workmanship to deceive innocent children.
Holding the dharma staff that Sashabel handed him, Li Lier swallowed, "What about the transformation spells and gestures?"
There is a reason for asking this question. He has seen no less than dozens of magical girl movies, and he still has a rough understanding of the basic formula and the things that may appear.
Shashabel suddenly smiled foolishly, the smile and laughter were not ordinary coldness.
She replied: "Press the biggest button on the top of the wand, then put your index finger on your lips and lick it with your tongue, then raise your buttocks, twist it, and immediately shout to the sky: 'I, yes, accept'." The transformation can be completed!"
After finishing speaking, the air suddenly dropped to zero.
Li Li'er asked coldly, "Are you kidding me?"
Sashabel replied, "Of course it is true."
Li Li'er was flustered by the wind, and the villain in his heart was standing on the edge of the cliff where the waves were blowing, loudly and repeatedly shouting: "God—why did you play tricks on me like this!"
Then, Li Li'er threw the staff on the floor, stepped on it twice, turned and left, "I'd better find the exit by myself."
Sashabel was stunned for a moment, with a sinister sneer on her lips, "There is a man-eating monster in front, who will rape you and then ask its companions to gang-rape you again, and then throw you to another race to rape a hundred times." After eighty times, I will swallow you alive together."
Li Li'er stopped, turned around, picked up the staff with a smile on her face, and said to Sashabel: "Master Elf, please explain the transformation procedure again, please?"
Sashabel put away her sneer, and explained the transformation steps to Li Lier in detail, and finally whispered: "You are so arrogant."
In the fantasy paradise in her head, Li Li'er chopped off Sashabel ten thousand times ten thousand times. *
After being fully prepared physically and mentally, Li Li'er held up the staff and pressed the biggest button on the top. Afterwards, many white beams of light diffused from the top of the staff, and those beams gradually transformed into physical belts to wrap around his body. .
"Hmm... so embarrassing..." Li Li'er whispered shyly, and immediately, what came to his ears was the roar of some wild monster.
Because of fear, she hurriedly acted according to Sashabel's request.
Putting her index finger lightly on the plump, rosy lips, Li Li'er slowly licked it with her tongue, the salty taste from the fingertips was transmitted to the nervous system through the tip of the tongue, and her cheeks were slightly flushed because of this unaccustomed movement.
Suddenly, he found that all the clothes on his body had disappeared out of thin air. In desperation, he covered the important parts with his hands, twisted his hips vigorously, and immediately stammered to the sky: "I... I, yes, accept! "
After speaking, Li Li'er floated into the sky, rotated once in a way that violated Newton's three laws of motion, and then stopped.The white girdle covering Li Li'er's body changed colors and shone with rainbow light, all scattered around, and the scattered light streaked across the thick fog, causing the thick fog to disperse completely.
Slowly returning to the ground from the sky, Li Lier half-kneeled on the turf, his whole body was weak, he looked back at Sashabel, and asked her, "Is this successful?"
Stunned, he seemed to see two bright red marks appearing under Sashabel's nostrils.
"Your... nose, is that a nosebleed?" Li Lier asked.
"Aha? This, ah, this... Maybe it's been a long time since I saw the boy's naked body... No, it's the transformation of a magical boy. I must be too excited, so I got a nosebleed."
Sashabel wiped away the nosebleed and smiled stupidly.
Ahhhhhh~ Li Lier screamed in her mind.
Then, he raised the staff in his right hand and slapped Sashabel's face. With a "pop", Li Li'er seemed to see a beautiful bright red fountain drawn from the other side of the sky.
"Okay, the fog has cleared, it's time to leave this forest."
Ignoring Sashabel who was beaten and lying on the ground, Li Lier turned around and left.
After only a few steps forward, Li Li'er stopped walking.
He originally wanted to praise the transformation costume for being very breathable and cool, as if he was not wearing any clothes.But he looked down at his clothes, walked back angrily, and lifted Sasabel from the floor, leaving her suspended in mid-air.
"May I ask the great elf lady to explain to me what is going on with my costume?"
Li Lier stared at Sashabel, he couldn't believe that he was wearing such a ghostly thing.
Li Li'er, who has no sense of beauty or foundation in clothing, can tell at a glance that this is the so-called "tulle", and this damned tulle is just a thin and long strip, floating on his upper body with very little sense of existence. And the place where the tulle just covered was his chest, where his nipples were.Although it is impossible to see the area covered by the tulle, but if you look from the top down or from the bottom up, you can see two cute little grapes.He didn't care much about exposing his upper body for others to see, but being touched by this tulle actually had a feeling of tempting people to commit crimes!
And the lower body is even more exaggerated, only two not-so-big gauzes are used to cover the front and back, and these gauzes can still flow with the wind, which means that as long as he is not paying attention, the spring will leak out... The point is, even the underpants disappeared in this transformation!
Sashabel twitched the corners of her mouth, and said with a smirk, "Hehe...it really is shou, with a stern look on her face."
After finishing speaking, Li Li'er lifted Sashabel up and threw her towards the nearest tree trunk.I saw Sashabel hit the tree trunk head-on, then slowly slid down while rubbing against the rough bark, and fell on the muddy ground next to the tree roots.Looking ahead, you can still see a long bloodstain on the trunk.
With a sneer, Li Li'er patted the dust on her palms.
"Woo... It hurts to death, don't be so excited, okay?"
Sasabel rose from the floor, miraculously free of any serious wounds.
"Then don't be so exaggerated! Look at my clothes, do you think this is okay?" Li Lier was very excited.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuu Such a beautiful dress will surely seduce many handsome people..."
Before she finished speaking, Sashabel quickly shut up when she saw a long staff close to her face.
"Hurry up and tell me the way to get out of this, or I will definitely let you die a miserable death..."
Li Li'er exerted a little force, sticking the staff firmly to Sashabel.
Pushing away the wand that might cause her face damage, Sashabel said: "Basically all your abilities are in the wand, and you have to use the wand to attack... no, to knock down all the monsters and demon kings. But you have to pay attention, there is a limitation of spiritual power in casting spells, after you cast a spell, you need to wait for 3 minutes to cast it again, or..."
Li Lier raised her eyebrows, "Or?"
"Hmm... It's better not to say it, I'm afraid you will break my waist..." Sashabel thought and answered.
Li Li'er grabbed Sashabel's neck and stared at her, "You'd better explain it to me now, or there will be a more tragic end."
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow, then said: " you want to quickly replenish spirit In terms of strength, you just need to press and hold the button at the bottom of the wand, then sit on the floor with W-shaped legs, and then say: "I, yes, want, want──", you can quickly replenish your spiritual power."
Li Lier asked with a cold face: "Are you serious?"
Sashabel replied, "Of course I'm serious!"
After finishing speaking, a drop of cold sweat slid across Sashabel's cheek, and Sashabel's face twisted.
Not knowing why Shashabel suddenly had such an ugly expression, Li Lier asked, "What kind of face is that? I didn't intend to beat you up!"
"You...behind you are...yes, there are demons...there are demon kings!" Sashabel pointed behind Li Li'er and said.
"What?"
Li Li'er turned his head, and what caught his eyes was a tall man.The man's facial features are very straight, which can be described as mature and handsome.Because the upper body is not covered by any clothes, the man's perfect figure can be seen, while the man's lower body has a pair of strong legs, because he only wears... um... that should be considered shorts, so the strong thigh muscles and strong calves are exposed muscle.
Li Li'er turned her head and looked at Sashabel questioningly, "Is he the devil king?"
Shashabel looked at Li Li'er tremblingly, who knew that this newcomer who had just come here met the little devil king of the area at the very beginning, and it seemed that the chance of being able to escape unscathed was very small...
"You, you'd better be careful. There is a heart-shaped button on the staff. After you press it, you can emit a beam of light to attack... No! It's to subdue the devil, and then you can figure it out!"
After finishing speaking, Sashabel turned around and disappeared into the forest.
The corner of her mouth twitched, Li Li'er didn't expect this girl to leave him alone to deal with the "devil king". Seeing her terrified expression, it seemed that the demon king seemed to have some background.
Turning around, Li Lier fawned on the man with a smile, "Hello, handsome guy... Uh, I have something else to do, so I'm going first..."
──36 strategies, the best policy is to go!
As soon as he took the first foot to leave, he was lifted up and thrown out by the man with brute force.
Hitting a nearby tree trunk, Li Lier wailed in pain.He didn't expect this man to attack him immediately.
"What kind of brute force are you!" Li Li'er stood up and pointed at the man's nose and said, "Hmph, don't blame me for being rude to you!"
Putting up the staff to face the man, he looked for the heart button on the staff, and after confirming that it was correct, he pressed the button to emit light towards the man.
The light first gathered on the staff, and then shot forward powerfully...but there was no one in front.
Li Li'er swallowed his saliva, he looked back, only to realize that the man was draping his shoulders, muttering something.
"Those who invade the magic forest will be killed without mercy!"
As soon as these words fell, Li Li'er was crushed to the ground, he could feel the man's hands pressing hard on his throat, the man's strength was so great that he couldn't breathe at all.
"Woo..." Li Li'er pointed the staff at the man and pressed the heart button, but the staff did not respond.
He almost forgot that there was a spiritual power limit after each casting, and he had to wait 3 minutes before casting again.
unless……
But if he makes such unscrupulous actions, then let him die!
──However, death is imminent, if he doesn't do it, he will really die!
Heartbroken, Li Li'er pushed the man with what he thought was the greatest strength in his life, and then the man fell heavily onto the muddy ground.Afterwards, Li Lier seductively sat on the mud floor with W-shaped legs, pressed the button at the bottom of the staff, and then shouted in his most coquettish voice: "I, yes, want, want—"
As soon as these words came out, a white ribbon shot out from the top of the staff, surrounding Li Li'er, and after a while, white wings appeared on his back.
Suddenly, he felt that his body was about to burst out with countless power, so he shouted to the man: "Die!"
Li Li'er jumped up and floated in the sky with ease.The white ribbon on the back flares out in a gorgeous way, as oppressive as it is in the declaration field.
Pointing the staff straight at the man, Li Li'er stared at him with his most murderous eyes, "If you can't attack you with long-range shooting, then you might as well subdue you with close-range attacks!"
Splendidly turning around in the sky, after kicking back with one foot, Li Li'er rushed towards the man at high speed, and with the snap of her fingers, she was already looking at the man face to face.
Expressing the joy of imminent victory with mouth shape, Li Li'er pressed the love button on the staff, and white light gathered invisible from all around, the ribbon behind him had already flown over the top of the staff, and he pressed hard on the man's chest. With a thrust, all the white light beams were released immediately, hitting the man's body and spreading from his chest.
"game over."
Li Li'er slowly floated back to the ground, looking at the man whose whole body was shining with white light, he couldn't help but feel a great sense of accomplishment in his heart.
"So I'm pretty good too!" Li Li'er said joyfully holding the magic staff in her hand.
The man in front of him froze on the spot, Li Li'er tilted his head and looked at him.
Generally speaking, wouldn't the enemy be purified and disappear after performing an attack?Then why is he standing there upright?
The white light receded, Li Li'er looked at the unscathed man in horror, he was about to pass out.
What kind of stupid attack is this?It can't even hurt a single hair of the opponent, it's just that the special effects are beautiful!
He doesn't need special effects!What he wants is to be strong and powerful so that he can escape dangerous attacks!
Thinking of this, Li Li'er wanted to throw his magic staff on the floor to get discouraged...
But at this moment, he had to face another problem──that was the enemy in front of him.
"It seems that 36 tactics are the best strategy..."
Li Li'er turned around and ran away.
So the next second he felt an unfamiliar force exerted on his shoulder, he knew he was in serious trouble.
"Huh... ha... why do you suddenly look so... delicious..." the man said in a magnetic voice, and the magnetic voice was even more sexy with light panting.
"It's... delicious?" Li Li'er was stunned and murmured.
Before he could think about the meaning of the man's words, the man threw him on the mud floor forcefully. This time, he didn't intend to attack him, but restrained his hands and pressed him firmly on the floor .
──Suddenly, Li Lier wavered.
There is good news and bad news, the good news is that his life should not be in any danger.
Li Lier and the man looked at each other face to face, he seemed to see the naked desire in the man's pupils, until he found a scorching hard object against his lower half—
This seems like bad news, very bad news.Writer's words: Oh, oh, a new pit begins! #Modify typos, superfluous words, and sentences on November 24#
"Damn it! What a weird place this is!"
The voice that disturbed the peaceful atmosphere - Li Li'er, was kicking the branches of the innocent trees vigorously.
He originally went to Hawaii, a resort with his family, but he just took a nap in the resort hotel. After waking up, he came to this strange forest with thick fog. Will it be destroyed here by the hateful forest?
No - no - no!He, Li Lier, is very kind and kind to his friends!I usually help the old lady to cross the road!Such a good role model for new human beings is not something that can be met casually...and now he actually "transmigrated"?This is not true, this is not true, this is not true!
"Ugh... how should I get out!"
Tears welled up on his face, Li Li'er's eyes were red, and at the moment when he was feeling desperate, a voice came into his ears.
"Boy, you are lost in the magic forest. You can leave this forest smoothly after you become a magic boy and complete all the tests."
A female voice came from behind Li Li'er, the speaker's appearance was covered by thick fog, and only a black shadow could be seen.
"Who? Who's there?"
Li Li'er shouted to where the shadow was, and what came into his line of sight through the thick fog was a girl with wings as light as a dragonfly.
In the next second, he knelt down and cried, "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Hearing this, the girl's forehead burst out with blue veins, "Damn it, I'm an elf girl, okay? You actually called me a fly, tell me, how do you look like a fly?"
The elf girl walked in the direction of Li Li'er, and looked at Li Li'er with her waist down.
"It's very similar. Your mother must have had an affair with the old king next door to give birth to you, a fly who is far from an elf." Li Li'er pointed at the elf girl's nose, sucking her snot while talking, and then turned her head Buried in his knees, crying louder.
Looking at the dramatic boy in front of her, the elf girl crooked her mouth, looking like she was about to kill someone.
It's strange that the patriarch of the clan didn't tell her that she would meet such a lacking person...
"Hmph, I don't care about you! Anyway, if you want to leave this forest, you still have to rely on me!"
The elf girl hugged her chest and looked down at Li Lier who was squatting beside her sobbing.
For a moment, Li Li'er was still squatting on the muddy ground, crying and howling. Seeing this situation, the elf girl was not calm at all.
"Hey, crybaby, what's your name?" She asked through gritted teeth.
Suddenly raising her head, Li Li'er pointed at the elf girl's nose and said, "You should introduce yourself before asking someone's name, haven't you heard this saying?" Then she buried herself in her knees and cried bitterly.
Taking two deep breaths, the elf girl restrained the urge to punch Li Li'er twice. She is very, very amiable, and not just a single flaw can make her lose her composure!
"Hmph, I have a lot of background! I am the 350th and [-]nd administrator of this forest, and my name is Perakana Oriz Narsili Sashabel. It's you!"
Then, the air seemed to condense. Li Li'er, who looked up at Shasabel, opened her mouth half-opened and said a long list of names. After a long time, she lowered her head and continued to cry bitterly.
"Hoo, it's okay to get lost, and I met a fly girl. I thought it was hopeful to leave the forest, but who knew that the other party was a mentally handicapped self-proclaimed elf..."
Shashabel's little heart was suddenly trampled like a hundred grass-mud horses galloping past.
Twitching the corner of her mouth and raising her hand, Sashabel waved at Li Lier, and in the next second, Li Lier's body separated from the ground and floated in the air.
Feeling the discomfort of weightlessness, Li Li'er stopped crying, her eyes were full of surprise.
"I... I'm actually flying!"
Sashabel laughed three times when she heard this, and then replied, "That's my magical ability, now you can believe that I can lead you out of the forest, right?"
Li Lier froze for a moment, then cheered.He didn't expect that there was such an illusory thing as "magic" in this world, and he thought it was a product of a little girl's fantasy.
"Then, can I trouble the beautiful Miss Sasabel Elf to lead me out of this forest?"
Li Li'er's attitude changed drastically, and she stared at Sashabel with a flattering face.
After seeing her ability, she changed her previous attitude. Sashabel couldn't help lamenting the ruthlessness of this world, and by the way, she learned how rascal Li Lier is.
"If you want to leave this forest, you must become a magical boy and pass the test before you can leave." Sashabel repeated what she said when they met.
"Are you talking about the magical boy who casts magic to destroy the enemy?" Li Lier asked.
"Hmm... almost in nature." Sashabel replied after thinking, but her conscience trembled twice as if she was condemned.
Hearing Sashabel's answer, Li Lier happily cheered, "That's really cool!"
Then Sashabel raised her little hand, and Li Lier fell from the floating state to the ground.
Li Li'er yelled in pain, staring at the instigator who caused him to fall.
Sashabel spread out her hands, expressing her helplessness, and continued: "Now please hold this prop, and then you can transform into a magical boy by reciting spells and making gestures!"
A magic staff was conjured out of thin air. The body of the staff was uneven, and the protrusions looked like buttons. From a comprehensive perspective, it looked like a toy with poor workmanship to deceive innocent children.
Holding the dharma staff that Sashabel handed him, Li Lier swallowed, "What about the transformation spells and gestures?"
There is a reason for asking this question. He has seen no less than dozens of magical girl movies, and he still has a rough understanding of the basic formula and the things that may appear.
Shashabel suddenly smiled foolishly, the smile and laughter were not ordinary coldness.
She replied: "Press the biggest button on the top of the wand, then put your index finger on your lips and lick it with your tongue, then raise your buttocks, twist it, and immediately shout to the sky: 'I, yes, accept'." The transformation can be completed!"
After finishing speaking, the air suddenly dropped to zero.
Li Li'er asked coldly, "Are you kidding me?"
Sashabel replied, "Of course it is true."
Li Li'er was flustered by the wind, and the villain in his heart was standing on the edge of the cliff where the waves were blowing, loudly and repeatedly shouting: "God—why did you play tricks on me like this!"
Then, Li Li'er threw the staff on the floor, stepped on it twice, turned and left, "I'd better find the exit by myself."
Sashabel was stunned for a moment, with a sinister sneer on her lips, "There is a man-eating monster in front, who will rape you and then ask its companions to gang-rape you again, and then throw you to another race to rape a hundred times." After eighty times, I will swallow you alive together."
Li Li'er stopped, turned around, picked up the staff with a smile on her face, and said to Sashabel: "Master Elf, please explain the transformation procedure again, please?"
Sashabel put away her sneer, and explained the transformation steps to Li Lier in detail, and finally whispered: "You are so arrogant."
In the fantasy paradise in her head, Li Li'er chopped off Sashabel ten thousand times ten thousand times. *
After being fully prepared physically and mentally, Li Li'er held up the staff and pressed the biggest button on the top. Afterwards, many white beams of light diffused from the top of the staff, and those beams gradually transformed into physical belts to wrap around his body. .
"Hmm... so embarrassing..." Li Li'er whispered shyly, and immediately, what came to his ears was the roar of some wild monster.
Because of fear, she hurriedly acted according to Sashabel's request.
Putting her index finger lightly on the plump, rosy lips, Li Li'er slowly licked it with her tongue, the salty taste from the fingertips was transmitted to the nervous system through the tip of the tongue, and her cheeks were slightly flushed because of this unaccustomed movement.
Suddenly, he found that all the clothes on his body had disappeared out of thin air. In desperation, he covered the important parts with his hands, twisted his hips vigorously, and immediately stammered to the sky: "I... I, yes, accept! "
After speaking, Li Li'er floated into the sky, rotated once in a way that violated Newton's three laws of motion, and then stopped.The white girdle covering Li Li'er's body changed colors and shone with rainbow light, all scattered around, and the scattered light streaked across the thick fog, causing the thick fog to disperse completely.
Slowly returning to the ground from the sky, Li Lier half-kneeled on the turf, his whole body was weak, he looked back at Sashabel, and asked her, "Is this successful?"
Stunned, he seemed to see two bright red marks appearing under Sashabel's nostrils.
"Your... nose, is that a nosebleed?" Li Lier asked.
"Aha? This, ah, this... Maybe it's been a long time since I saw the boy's naked body... No, it's the transformation of a magical boy. I must be too excited, so I got a nosebleed."
Sashabel wiped away the nosebleed and smiled stupidly.
Ahhhhhh~ Li Lier screamed in her mind.
Then, he raised the staff in his right hand and slapped Sashabel's face. With a "pop", Li Li'er seemed to see a beautiful bright red fountain drawn from the other side of the sky.
"Okay, the fog has cleared, it's time to leave this forest."
Ignoring Sashabel who was beaten and lying on the ground, Li Lier turned around and left.
After only a few steps forward, Li Li'er stopped walking.
He originally wanted to praise the transformation costume for being very breathable and cool, as if he was not wearing any clothes.But he looked down at his clothes, walked back angrily, and lifted Sasabel from the floor, leaving her suspended in mid-air.
"May I ask the great elf lady to explain to me what is going on with my costume?"
Li Lier stared at Sashabel, he couldn't believe that he was wearing such a ghostly thing.
Li Li'er, who has no sense of beauty or foundation in clothing, can tell at a glance that this is the so-called "tulle", and this damned tulle is just a thin and long strip, floating on his upper body with very little sense of existence. And the place where the tulle just covered was his chest, where his nipples were.Although it is impossible to see the area covered by the tulle, but if you look from the top down or from the bottom up, you can see two cute little grapes.He didn't care much about exposing his upper body for others to see, but being touched by this tulle actually had a feeling of tempting people to commit crimes!
And the lower body is even more exaggerated, only two not-so-big gauzes are used to cover the front and back, and these gauzes can still flow with the wind, which means that as long as he is not paying attention, the spring will leak out... The point is, even the underpants disappeared in this transformation!
Sashabel twitched the corners of her mouth, and said with a smirk, "Hehe...it really is shou, with a stern look on her face."
After finishing speaking, Li Li'er lifted Sashabel up and threw her towards the nearest tree trunk.I saw Sashabel hit the tree trunk head-on, then slowly slid down while rubbing against the rough bark, and fell on the muddy ground next to the tree roots.Looking ahead, you can still see a long bloodstain on the trunk.
With a sneer, Li Li'er patted the dust on her palms.
"Woo... It hurts to death, don't be so excited, okay?"
Sasabel rose from the floor, miraculously free of any serious wounds.
"Then don't be so exaggerated! Look at my clothes, do you think this is okay?" Li Lier was very excited.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuu Such a beautiful dress will surely seduce many handsome people..."
Before she finished speaking, Sashabel quickly shut up when she saw a long staff close to her face.
"Hurry up and tell me the way to get out of this, or I will definitely let you die a miserable death..."
Li Li'er exerted a little force, sticking the staff firmly to Sashabel.
Pushing away the wand that might cause her face damage, Sashabel said: "Basically all your abilities are in the wand, and you have to use the wand to attack... no, to knock down all the monsters and demon kings. But you have to pay attention, there is a limitation of spiritual power in casting spells, after you cast a spell, you need to wait for 3 minutes to cast it again, or..."
Li Lier raised her eyebrows, "Or?"
"Hmm... It's better not to say it, I'm afraid you will break my waist..." Sashabel thought and answered.
Li Li'er grabbed Sashabel's neck and stared at her, "You'd better explain it to me now, or there will be a more tragic end."
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow, then said: " you want to quickly replenish spirit In terms of strength, you just need to press and hold the button at the bottom of the wand, then sit on the floor with W-shaped legs, and then say: "I, yes, want, want──", you can quickly replenish your spiritual power."
Li Lier asked with a cold face: "Are you serious?"
Sashabel replied, "Of course I'm serious!"
After finishing speaking, a drop of cold sweat slid across Sashabel's cheek, and Sashabel's face twisted.
Not knowing why Shashabel suddenly had such an ugly expression, Li Lier asked, "What kind of face is that? I didn't intend to beat you up!"
"You...behind you are...yes, there are demons...there are demon kings!" Sashabel pointed behind Li Li'er and said.
"What?"
Li Li'er turned his head, and what caught his eyes was a tall man.The man's facial features are very straight, which can be described as mature and handsome.Because the upper body is not covered by any clothes, the man's perfect figure can be seen, while the man's lower body has a pair of strong legs, because he only wears... um... that should be considered shorts, so the strong thigh muscles and strong calves are exposed muscle.
Li Li'er turned her head and looked at Sashabel questioningly, "Is he the devil king?"
Shashabel looked at Li Li'er tremblingly, who knew that this newcomer who had just come here met the little devil king of the area at the very beginning, and it seemed that the chance of being able to escape unscathed was very small...
"You, you'd better be careful. There is a heart-shaped button on the staff. After you press it, you can emit a beam of light to attack... No! It's to subdue the devil, and then you can figure it out!"
After finishing speaking, Sashabel turned around and disappeared into the forest.
The corner of her mouth twitched, Li Li'er didn't expect this girl to leave him alone to deal with the "devil king". Seeing her terrified expression, it seemed that the demon king seemed to have some background.
Turning around, Li Lier fawned on the man with a smile, "Hello, handsome guy... Uh, I have something else to do, so I'm going first..."
──36 strategies, the best policy is to go!
As soon as he took the first foot to leave, he was lifted up and thrown out by the man with brute force.
Hitting a nearby tree trunk, Li Lier wailed in pain.He didn't expect this man to attack him immediately.
"What kind of brute force are you!" Li Li'er stood up and pointed at the man's nose and said, "Hmph, don't blame me for being rude to you!"
Putting up the staff to face the man, he looked for the heart button on the staff, and after confirming that it was correct, he pressed the button to emit light towards the man.
The light first gathered on the staff, and then shot forward powerfully...but there was no one in front.
Li Li'er swallowed his saliva, he looked back, only to realize that the man was draping his shoulders, muttering something.
"Those who invade the magic forest will be killed without mercy!"
As soon as these words fell, Li Li'er was crushed to the ground, he could feel the man's hands pressing hard on his throat, the man's strength was so great that he couldn't breathe at all.
"Woo..." Li Li'er pointed the staff at the man and pressed the heart button, but the staff did not respond.
He almost forgot that there was a spiritual power limit after each casting, and he had to wait 3 minutes before casting again.
unless……
But if he makes such unscrupulous actions, then let him die!
──However, death is imminent, if he doesn't do it, he will really die!
Heartbroken, Li Li'er pushed the man with what he thought was the greatest strength in his life, and then the man fell heavily onto the muddy ground.Afterwards, Li Lier seductively sat on the mud floor with W-shaped legs, pressed the button at the bottom of the staff, and then shouted in his most coquettish voice: "I, yes, want, want—"
As soon as these words came out, a white ribbon shot out from the top of the staff, surrounding Li Li'er, and after a while, white wings appeared on his back.
Suddenly, he felt that his body was about to burst out with countless power, so he shouted to the man: "Die!"
Li Li'er jumped up and floated in the sky with ease.The white ribbon on the back flares out in a gorgeous way, as oppressive as it is in the declaration field.
Pointing the staff straight at the man, Li Li'er stared at him with his most murderous eyes, "If you can't attack you with long-range shooting, then you might as well subdue you with close-range attacks!"
Splendidly turning around in the sky, after kicking back with one foot, Li Li'er rushed towards the man at high speed, and with the snap of her fingers, she was already looking at the man face to face.
Expressing the joy of imminent victory with mouth shape, Li Li'er pressed the love button on the staff, and white light gathered invisible from all around, the ribbon behind him had already flown over the top of the staff, and he pressed hard on the man's chest. With a thrust, all the white light beams were released immediately, hitting the man's body and spreading from his chest.
"game over."
Li Li'er slowly floated back to the ground, looking at the man whose whole body was shining with white light, he couldn't help but feel a great sense of accomplishment in his heart.
"So I'm pretty good too!" Li Li'er said joyfully holding the magic staff in her hand.
The man in front of him froze on the spot, Li Li'er tilted his head and looked at him.
Generally speaking, wouldn't the enemy be purified and disappear after performing an attack?Then why is he standing there upright?
The white light receded, Li Li'er looked at the unscathed man in horror, he was about to pass out.
What kind of stupid attack is this?It can't even hurt a single hair of the opponent, it's just that the special effects are beautiful!
He doesn't need special effects!What he wants is to be strong and powerful so that he can escape dangerous attacks!
Thinking of this, Li Li'er wanted to throw his magic staff on the floor to get discouraged...
But at this moment, he had to face another problem──that was the enemy in front of him.
"It seems that 36 tactics are the best strategy..."
Li Li'er turned around and ran away.
So the next second he felt an unfamiliar force exerted on his shoulder, he knew he was in serious trouble.
"Huh... ha... why do you suddenly look so... delicious..." the man said in a magnetic voice, and the magnetic voice was even more sexy with light panting.
"It's... delicious?" Li Li'er was stunned and murmured.
Before he could think about the meaning of the man's words, the man threw him on the mud floor forcefully. This time, he didn't intend to attack him, but restrained his hands and pressed him firmly on the floor .
──Suddenly, Li Lier wavered.
There is good news and bad news, the good news is that his life should not be in any danger.
Li Lier and the man looked at each other face to face, he seemed to see the naked desire in the man's pupils, until he found a scorching hard object against his lower half—
This seems like bad news, very bad news.Writer's words: Oh, oh, a new pit begins! #Modify typos, superfluous words, and sentences on November 24#
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