who ripped off the leader

There is no need to go into details about the process of catching pigs. After all, apart from Leori, who is just getting started, no one lacks that bit of strength.

So it didn't take long for everyone to sit around and roast the pig together.

Safi caught two pigs by himself, roasted one and threw it to Kurapika, who had learned a good cooking skill from the senior in the suit, and told him carefully, "This pig is our precious ration, Kurapika, you have to be careful." Love it."

For his master, Kurapika didn't even bother to despise him, so he set up another barbecue grill and put their "precious rations" on it.

For a while, only the crackling of the firewood and the creaking of the wooden frame when the roast pig was turned were heard, and it was extremely quiet.

If it is someone else, maybe they still have the idea to take advantage of this time to plan how to pass the exam, whether they have the possibility of passing the exam, or what information they have collected through the first exam.However, Safi doesn't like to use his brain, and he can't sit still all day like taking stimulants. (Kurapica: Please call it ADHD, thanks.)

So he walked to the side of the four apprentices: "cough cough, apprentice... come, how about having a heart-to-heart talk with the teacher..."

Leo Li moved away quickly, moved to the other side of the roasted pig, and shook his head quickly: "It's not that good."

God is sorry to see that he is just an ordinary person who wants to take the hunter exam to make money, why have he encountered so many psychos/perverts/crazy people since the exam...

——It’s interesting because you’re a normal person and you’re so fierce, kid.

"Don't be like this~~~" Before Leorili recovered, Safi had already moved behind him and rested his head on his shoulder, "I can see that you have something on your mind, and the reason why you want to be a hunter It's not that simple, is it?"

Leo Li turned pale with shock: "You you... how do you know?"

Sa Fei smiled mysteriously: "I told you that for my teacher. I have been focusing on fortune-telling for 30 years, and I am not inaccurate in any hexagram. I am called a half-immortal."

Leorio showed a confused face very proudly: "Really...?"

Xiaojie, who watched the whole process, automatically and consciously looked at the signs that "abolished feudal superstition, maintained materialism, dedicated to dismantling the master's platform, and occasionally exposed the old background" (such a long) signboard in a sense. Kurapika: "Kurapika, is he telling the truth?"

Kurapika stroked Xiaojie's hedgehog head: "This guy knows how to talk nonsense, he comes out with all kinds of far-fetched lies, without even considering the feasibility..." He thought for a while, and added, "If when he talks to you, his tone is very...beaten or omnipotent, and he looks serious, then you can directly judge that he is lying to you."

Xiaojie suddenly realized: "So that's it... Kurapika is so powerful, he won't be fooled."

"..." Kurapika decided not to tell him that if he was cheated a lot, he would gain experience.

Listening to Kurapika tearing him down, Safi firmly determined to drive Kurapika out of the teacher's school and educate his new four apprentices, and said to Leorio in a coaxing voice: "As a teacher I have never lied in my life (only bragging), since you have joined my sect, I will naturally treat you well. If you have any wish, I will try my best to help you realize it as a teacher... Tell me, you want to be a hunter... Yes For money..." or for revenge...

Leorie lowered his head and said sullenly: "How do you know that I came to the hunter exam for money?"

Because those who come to the hunter test are basically not for money or for revenge. Boy, there are too few people like me and Hisoka who are forced to come here, and children like Xiang Xiaojie who come to the hunter test to find their father are even more amazing fighting flowers. ~ Safi was secretly proud, but his face was still old-fashioned and solemn: "I know this, why do you want money so much? Don't fool me with those old-fashioned reasons, I know you (so naive and easy to deceive) Children) are definitely not those who are blinded by profit and dare to risk their lives for money..."

Leorie lowered his head even lower: "I, I actually want to have enough money to ensure that I can finish medical school..."

"Want to be a doctor?" Safei always has a very good brain at this (fooling people) time, he sighed, "Because people who are important to you died because they didn't have money to see a doctor ?”

Leo Li smiled wryly and raised his head to look at Safi: "So you really know how to count."

Kurapika has already given up saving Leorio from this scam, this kind of IQ... I will give you money to hire four or five private doctors, even if you go to take the doctor's exam, you won't be able to pass the exam ah……

Xiaojie's eyes clarified: "Mr. Safi is really lying."

Kurapika turned to look at him, "How did you tell?"

Xiaojie blinked his eyes: "The pride in Mr. Safei's eyes is so obvious, I can feel how happy he is now from such a distance..."

"..." So, it's so far away, do you know it just by intuition...

The corner of Kurapika's mouth twitched: "Xiaojie... really amazing...."

——Children need to be praised, not to be hit too much, not to be hit too much...

Sa Fei successfully used the time of roasting a pig to subdue his four apprentices, so that he was in a happy mood when he carried his charred pig to the job.

Even if Puhara can happily say "It's so delicious" as long as he has something to eat, he can't help but feel a little melancholy when facing the charred guy who looks like he used to be a pig.

Safei looked at him with a smile, and at the same time stretched out his hand to caress his precious camera: "Examiner, eat quickly..."

The camera...the golden brown hair...the psychotic behavior...

Isn't this guy the Safi who was already on the "Personal list of non-combat professional hunters most in need of vigilance"? !It is said that walking around outside can kill a circle of people!

So he ate the scorched pig with tears in his eyes, and then said a word with great aggrieved words: "...It's really...so delicious."

Men Qi: "..."

Many candidates: "..."

The mouthless examiner in a crimson suit hidden in a tree next to him: "...It seems that Puhala really... worked hard."

——The Dividing Line of Truth——

A year ago, after Mi Ji, the second young master who beat the enemy Hakka, got his hunter's license, he used the license to browse the hunter's website every day, and posted some irrelevant information that was difficult to distinguish between true and false to swindle money.

One day, he accidentally saw the "Most Wanted List", "Urgent Wanted List", and "Money Wanted List" that were regarded as treasures by countless bounty hunters, and then looked at the empty area dedicated to gourmet hunters and relic hunters... ...Therefore, for a while, he kindly sorted out all the perverts such as Safixiso, and casually put up a "personal list of non-combat professional hunters who need the most vigilance"...

Given that he already has the title of an information source master on the hunter website, the attention on this list is quite high...

By the way, the photos of the people he put up are all relatively orthodox photos, such as the photos of Sa Fei when he was working in a photo studio, and the photos of Hisoka wearing a suit to pick up girls when he was in a good mood...

Absolutely ♂ yes ♂ yes ♂ should ♂ have ♂ have ~

Would he say that he also specially got a photo of Kuroro's serious backside head...

╮(╯▽╰)╭Although that guy always wears a suit when he acts informally, suits are not orthodox enough for him...

——Miji little angel, do you know how many people you have unintentionally cheated?

——Back to the dividing line of the examination room——

Although Puhala cheated and went down to seventy pigs twice, which made Safei and his group of stupid humans who only ate one pig tremble, but among the more than 100 people who were eliminated, there was a lot of dissatisfaction with Safei. satisfied.

"Why?! His pigs are roasted black!"

Safei propped his chin and looked at them: "What's the matter, I'm qualified, I'm not satisfied with you coming to bite me, bite me~"

Qi Ya curled his lips: "It's really cheap."

At that time, several people rushed over.

One of them was thoughtful: "Examiner, since we are not qualified and have no qualifications for the exam, then even if we do something, it has nothing to do with the Hunter Association, right?"

"Of course." Men Qi leaned on the sofa in a good mood, "Of course if he fights back, I won't care."

Safi struck his chest with both very young hands, then tilted his head and smiled, "Thank you so much, Sir Examiner."

Then he stood up, looked at the group of guys gearing up, and took a deep breath...

"Xi Suo, you can do it, the old man has retired for many years, and he doesn't kill..."

Kurapika couldn't bear to look straight at him and turned his head: "It's really cheap..."

"＝皮＝ You have the ability to do it yourself! A guy who can only brag!"

Sa Fei's expression was very naive and ignorant: "Huh? Shouldn't you say 'one more person, I can still kill you' or 'then I'll kill him first' or other stupid words?"

"...you said it yourself, that's just a fool!"

Sa Fei smiled innocently: "Aren't you all idiots?"

"...Why are you talking so much nonsense with him?! Why don't you just go straight to him?!"

Safi took half a step back, leaned against Leori's body, and moaned, "Hisso...help me..."

"...Hehe." Hisoka, who had already thrown out several playing cards, almost couldn't resist giving this guy one too.

Seeing those people fell down, Sa Fei stood up straight, so cheap that people couldn't look directly at him: "Who else is not convinced, go ahead, you guys~~~~"

Honest and kind as Leori, he almost threw him out... He was touched in vain before, although this guy sometimes speaks very sweetly and can comfort people, but he is already out of level, out of style, out of demeanor People got it and beat it!The kind that kills him so neatly that you don't even know how to hate him!

The desolate feeling of "falling into a den of thieves and ruining your life" that had finally faded away came rolling again...

what a sad thing qaq [candle]

Men Qi had seen enough excitement, so she kicked the small low table again with her long legs: "Okay, okay, my test is about to start now, all those who want to take the test just shut up and don't take the test." Hurry up and go away..."

"Where's that guy?" Asked any eliminated candidates who were killed by Hisoka, pointing at Safei.

Sa Fei looked at him innocently: "I'm qualified."

Everyone stared at him together...

Safi patted Hisoka on the head: "Go, Tom, kill those people... revenge for me."

—— Hisoka's playing cards almost chipped him away.

Safi jumped down from the tree——he accidentally ran far away just now, with a sad expression on his face: "Tom...you don't even love me anymore."

Hisoka rarely complained about him: "I thought it was enough for Kuroro to love you."

With a shy face, Safei held his big face and said, "Yes, I think so too~~~~"

Xiaojie walked up to Men Qi with a worried expression on his face: "Sister Men Qi, can I ask you a question?"

Men Qi replied in a good mood: "Well, let's ask."

Xiaojie asked worriedly: "...Sister Menqi, the hunter exam... mental patients can pass, right?"

Safei froze for a moment: "...Xiaojie."

"Although Mr. Safi is a nice person, his condition seems to be really serious."

Xiaojie said innocently.

The author has something to say: the second update, what?

Take me to coarse rice, the code is the third update