Dressed like a prostitute

Xiao Shuzi lowered his head and continued to gnaw his fingers with an "oh", and was about to raise three onion-like fingers to make a classic pose of swearing, when Bai Yu was horrified to find that the shadow of the giant he was hiding was moving at a speed visible to the naked eye. for a moment.

God horse situation! ! !

Realizing that something was wrong, Bai Yu mechanically turned his neck to look up and back, and what appeared in front of his eyes were: a lump of flesh covered by white gauze, a lump of flesh covered by red gauze!A big lump of meat under the cover of yellow gauze! !

Bai Yu was completely stunned, staring blankly at the big lump of meat in front of him, unable to regain his senses: Could this be... the legendary movable meat ball—Nezha's embryo?But what's going on with the colorful tulle on top?

"Oh, the officials are really annoying~~~Why do you always stare at them~~~"

Move your gaze up to the source of the sound... Fuck, this pile of meat turned out to be a woman!

Bai Yu stared at the other party's face that was as beautiful as a flower, and the pain was so painful: "You..."

Before he finished speaking, his face was already covered by the girl's slap, and there seemed to be a soft cloth in between (the girl moved so fucking fast that Bai Yu didn't see clearly that she was holding something PIA over) of)

When the fleshy palm quickly left his oppressed face, and saw a pink handkerchief lightly falling from the eyes, Bai Yu really had the urge to hang himself on the southeast branch.

"Officer, don't be embarrassed, just take it as a token of love between us~~, the woman lowered her head with a blushing face, and twisted her toes shyly twice,

Then... Bai Yu saw piles of meat trembling like a sieve... Instantly his eyes went dark [this guy covered his eyes (╮(╯_╰)╭)], and quickly pulled Feng Shu's tender arm Flying away at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint during the physical education college entrance examination, knocking down countless pedestrians along the way...

After running for a long time to make sure that the woman would not be able to catch up, Bai Yu finally stopped, leaning his back against the wall and supporting his waist, gasping for breath: "Nimma, huhu, did you make a mistake! Huhu, you dare to show off such a thing!"

Feng Shu was not in a hurry, slowed down his rapid breathing and said lightly: "Perhaps, the madam wants to use this to scare the guests into the brothel."

"Hehe, what a brilliant explanation."

With a helpless smile, Bai Yu raised his head and looked at the starry sky. It was pure black and dazzling white. He didn't know when he fell in love with this kind of vision. Although they are two completely opposite extremes, they can blend so perfectly in this night sky. , complement each other, the good fortune of nature is really fascinating, contradictory but harmonious, and the atmosphere is exquisite.

It is a pity that such a pure human heart does not exist in the world, and such scenery cannot be seen in the communication between natural people.

"Hey, Xiao Shuzi, are you sure the news is correct, the curator of the Nanfeng Pavilion is a man named Zeng Yi?" Bai Yu stared at the dark night and said casually.

Feng Shu hesitated for a moment and replied: "Judging from what the girls in Tianxianglou said from the guests, he... is the most likely. I think even if he is not the curator, his status will not be so low."

"How can I tell which one is him?"

"This is very easy. It is said that he will appear in the southwest corner of the hall in the hall every day, and this person always only wears black bunts. The Qiushui Yanling sword never leaves his body, and his martial arts are very strong."

"It seems that you are very wary! Tsk, I guess it's not easy to get close."

Pulling Bai Yu's sleeves, Feng Shu looked worried: "Boss, didn't you say you only came to see where the Nanfeng Pavilion is so smart?...Now what..."

"If you don't enter the tiger's lair, you won't get a tiger cub. Wait here obediently and wait for me to come back. Your boss is not an ordinary person, so don't worry about it."

Nodding Feng Shu's little nose, Bai Yu took out the ivory fan from his bosom, pinched the tail of the fan leisurely with his long and white fingers and spread it out with a "shua", with a vaguely evil smile on the corner of his mouth, instantly transformed into He became a lustful and flirtatious playboy, and walked towards the magnificent gate of Nanfeng Pavilion.

Feng Shu, who stood straight behind him, was anxious, hesitated for a moment, stomped his feet as if he had made up his mind, and ran towards a certain direction...

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As soon as he stepped into the hall, Bai Yu held his breath for the magnificent and dazzling hall in front of him. It is indeed a more famous existence than the Tianxiang Building that he managed with painstaking efforts. The decoration alone can achieve such a level, but One can imagine how difficult it is for the leader of the Nanfeng Pavilion.

With a sound of "swish" put away the fan in his hand, Bai Yu closed his eyes and slapped his forehead hard. He is a person who has no sense of direction at all, otherwise he would have dragged Feng Shu here. Only know the front, back, left, and right!

Well, since this is the case, don't blame me for resorting to the trump card!

Bai Yu took a deep breath, opened his shining eyes, stretched out his index finger to point forward, and then... began to circle.

"I will choose whoever the little rooster chooses..."

The rotation stopped, Bai Yu smiled, and confidently took firm steps in this direction.

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Shaking the ivory fan leisurely in his hand, only the white feather in the so-called [southwest corner] in his eyes did not look in other directions at all, so that he collided with a man who hurriedly turned out of the corner.

"You fucking hurry up..." Bai Yu had a fiery temper, with arrogance in his bones. He was obviously annoyed by this rampant man at the moment, and subconsciously opened his mouth to scold, but halfway through the scolding, the weapon on the man's waist disappeared immediately. sounded.

... Qiushui Yanling Saber! ...it really didn't take much effort!

"Little brother, I'm really sorry, are you alright?" Zeng Yi quickly reached out to support Bai Yu, who was standing unsteadily, even though Bai Yu's words were rude, he still apologized politely, and his clear voice was indescribably sweet.

Moving his gaze upwards and stopping at the opponent's face, a word popped out of Bai Yu's head immediately: Martial Arts Leader.

Tsk tsk, don't be too upright and majestic with this appearance, it doesn't match up with a brothel at all, it really is a real person who doesn't show his face, isn't the appearance not a real person!

"Cough, brother, are you... all right?" Zeng Yi coughed while avoiding Bai Yu's [hot] gaze, and patiently repeated his question.

Smiling boldly, Bai Yu slapped Zeng Yi's shoulder vigorously, pretending to be friendly: "It's okay, it's okay."

This palm of Bai Yu definitely used a lot of force. The uninterrupted taekwondo training for the past three years is no joke. Originally, he wanted to test the martial arts cultivation of the person in front of him, and give him a warning by the way, but result……

Hiss...It hurts so much, did this guy practice the legendary iron cloth shirt covered with gold bells? Damn it!

Barely forcing out a calm smile, Bai Yu withdrew her numb palms and stared at Zeng Yi, who was full of anger.

Unconsciously, Zeng Yi clasped his fists in a gentle salute: "Since that's the case, please forgive me if I am in a hurry to say goodbye beforehand. Please forgive me for my negligence."

Bai Yu is not a fool either, how could he let go of such a good opportunity, Dang even saluted and said with a smile: "There is a saying in ancient times: Why do you have to know each other when you meet again, since you have such a predestined relationship with your brother, I don't think you would mind joining in the fun next time, right?"

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