After I left the entertainment industry to farm, I became a top star

The energy body, called a "dung thief" by the system, is covered with a layer of black fertilizer, which emits an indescribable smell in the wind.

Xun Yin identified it with the naked eye, it was the fertilizer he piled with Da Mao's cakes - it took more than a week, and it was just fermented today, and he himself has never used it once!

So Xun Yin was also angry.

He shouted: "Big Mao, Er Mao! There are thieves!"

"Wang!"

Ermao, as a dog determined to watch over the house, rushed over from a distance like an arrow off the string, his eyes widened.

It quickly saw the ball of dung, roaring and rushed towards it.

Seeing the situation, the dung ball seemed to be scared, desperate to be electrified by the system, and directly abandoned the small half of its body, rolling and crawling towards the sky to escape.

However, it has not yet escaped the atmosphere, and it suddenly pressed down a giant claw that held up the sky from the sky.

Da Mao lowered his head and sniffed his wet nose, Er Mao also ran over and did the same.

The next moment, the eyes of the two dogs lit up——

"shut up!!"

Xun Yin didn't care about hygiene anymore, and kicked the dung ball aside before they stretched out their tongues to lick it clean.

Then he breathed a sigh of relief, inexplicably tired.

Facts have proved that even if it has evolved into the interstellar age and can travel around space, it is still a dog, and it cannot be changed to eat that.

Does poop matter?

To a dung thief, it's not worth mentioning.

For a diligent farmer at the end of the world, it is worth more than gold, the source of life, and the hope of survival.

Xun Yin ruthlessly pulled out a water pipe from the spaceship, and rushed at the dung thief, wanting to see what it was.

The water flow washed away the dirt, revealing a bright silver light.

Xun Yin: "..."

Ermao: "..."

Da Mao: "..."

Seeing the cook (?) and the younger generation looking at him, it shyly covered its face with its front paws, trying to hide the fact that it had indigestion and diarrhea.

Xun Yin: Gougou is so cute, how could it be Gougou's fault?

He picked up the rake that was used to plow the ground next to him, and hit the ether that was possessed by the Queen Mother and eaten by Da Mao but not fully digested: "Can you demons be more unstyled?!"

After lurking in the cesspit for several days, the ether who finally found a chance to escape shook his body and made a charming sound, trying to make Xun Yin feel pity for him.

Oh, Fairy Cen said that the enchanting sound of the heavenly demon is also one of their talents, which is used to confuse human beings.

Bewitched!

Xun Yin beat harder, "What are you talking about? I don't even smell your body, it's all been pickled!"

Of course, such an unchanging ether could not let it go, so Xun Yin took it to Fairy Cen that night.

Fairy Cen was also taken aback when she saw such a big demon: "How much did you eat, and you are so fat?"

Xun Yin: "..."

Fairy Cen didn't notice his strange silence, and walked around the ether: "It's such a big man, it can be called the king of demons...it's a pity."

"pity?"

Fairy Cen: "You sent too many celestial demons a few days ago, and now the price of celestial demons in the cultivation world has plummeted. If you sell this celestial demon king at this time, I'm afraid you won't be able to sell it at a high price."

In other words, the supply exceeds demand, the market is temporarily saturated, and the Omen depreciates severely!

Hearing this, Xun Yin beat up the demon, "What use are you for!"

The poor Heavenly Demon has no hands, and can't even hold his head. He can only shake his body, humming, and Fairy Cen can't bear to see it.

This is the enchanting and graceful celestial demon dance and the soul-stirring celestial demon sound in the legends of the cultivation world?

... Disillusioned, false marketing misleads people!

She said: "Don't hit me if you get hit, it's just that I can't sell it for a while, and I'm already stepping up to open up other small world sales channels."

"As for this period of time... I will briefly refine this demon for you, let it form a master-servant contract with you, and then you can do whatever you want it to do—it's good for the demon to guard the cave."

Leaving the nursery base, the demon swayed his body, floated to the door of the spaceship, turned himself into a lamp, hung on the top, and the light swayed.

It expressed its loyalty: "嘤嘤嘤!" I will take good care of the door!

Xun Yin hit it on the head with a nail rake: "What a fart! Are you still salivating over Xiao Ning's body? Dreaming!"

"I thought about how to use you."

He used the formula taught by Fairy Cen to lure the demon to the dog toilet, and said: "From now on, this toilet will be under your control. If you dare to throw a gram of fertilizer, you are the only one to ask!"

Heavenly Demon: "..."

The invisible energy turned into tears and slipped from its body. It regretted why it had the ambition to conquer the universe in the first place—for this ambition, it first became a bug for hundreds of years, and then was killed by a star beast after a few years of bad luck. The leader is sealed in his body, and has been a fossil for hundreds of years. After finally unsealed from the fossil, he became a toilet watcher again.

Oh yes, in order to expand the scale of the Zerg race, it has been giving birth continuously, at least hundreds of millions of births, it is a male demon!

Thinking of this, Tianmo felt sad, and tears fell into the compost pit.

If there is an afterlife, it would rather be a little bug, live forever and die, with pure body and mind...

Seeing this, Xun Yin was overjoyed, the quality of the fertilizer has improved!

It is said that the demons are full of treasures, and the cultivation world will not deceive me.

He said loudly: "I regret it!"

Under the expectant eyes of the demon, Xun Yin ordered it: "I ask you to cry at least three liters of tears every day, if you can't cry so much..."

He silently rolled up his sleeves and picked up the rake: "Then I can beat you until you cry!"

Heavenly Demon: "Oh!!"

Xun Yin: "Yes, that's it, cry a little louder! I like it!"

System: "Host? Host??"

Xun Yin was too busy teaching the Heavenly Demon, so he didn't care about it at all.

The system had no choice but to yell in Xun Yin's ear: "Host, Xiao Ning is here! Right behind you!"

Xun Yin: "..."

In order to prevent him from taking chances, the system reminded: "Xiao Ning heard everything you said just now. He must think you are perverted."

Xun Yin: "How do you know?"

System: "Because that's what I think!"

Xun Yin: "..."

Keep your head up!

Ning Moran coughed lightly, did not show the expression of "so you like this", and pretended that the person who just searched for the model number in his mind was not himself, he said: "I want to leave the planet."

He couldn't be contacted by the expeditionary army, and many tasks were difficult to carry out. In addition, Qin Ling's situation in the research institute also made him very worried.In addition to the captured ethers, there are more enemies lurking in the Federation. Whether it is his duty as the leader of the expeditionary force or the identity of Ning Yeyu's son, he cannot turn a blind eye to them.

Of course, Ning Moran didn't want to give up the hard-earned world of two, he said: "Just go to a place with a star network and come back soon."

Xun Yin: "I asked Da Mao to give you a ride. It just so happens that it's a bit boring to stay on this planet all day, and it doesn't even eat as much dog food as usual."

With Ning Moran and the system's understanding of Xun Yin, one person unified the system and said in his heart almost at the same time: You actually think it doesn't produce as much fertilizer as usual!

In short, after reporting to Xun Yin, from this day on, Ning Mo Ran will ride his big hair and wander around the nearby universe from time to time.

After the death of the empress, the Zerg race was powerless, and gradually disappeared under the siege of the expeditionary army.Ning Moran told Eugene the personal information of the mechanic who participated in kidnapping him that day, and asked him to track down the person who was possessed by ether in the expeditionary army as soon as possible.

He was away all year round, and most of the internal affairs of the expeditionary army were handled by Youjin. Ning Moran was not too worried about his methods, and what worried him more was Qinling's side.

He never sent any message.

After such worries lasted for half a month, Ning Moran returned to δ-r53461 Desolate Star, and said to Xun Yin: "We must return to the Federation."

"What happened?" Xun Yin asked.

Ning Moran asked him to read the latest news from the Federation: "Many high-ranking officials of the Central Star rebelled, and the rebels occupied most of the galaxy. At present, only the Academy Stars where the Central Comprehensive College and the Central Academy of Art are located have survived."

"The reason why they survived was the magical plants you sold to the family area of ​​the university." Ning Moran repeated the key points in the news, but he was not too surprised, after all, he had seen the power of the Heart Vine and the Pure Heart Grass with his own eyes.

"Oh." Xun Yin looked at the crops that were about to bear fruit and asked, "So what? Other planets want to place an order to buy these exotic plants? I can give them a group price."

"More than that." The corners of Ning Moran's mouth twitched suddenly. After taking a deep breath, he still showed Xun Yin another gossip media report: "Famous anchor Xun Yin and a strange man went to an extraterrestrial galaxy for honeymoon and disappeared for a month." All the information is undoubtedly a secret childbirth".

Xun Yin: "..."

"Who gave birth?" He glanced at Ning Moran's flat stomach.

"..." Ning Moran: "The point now is that we should go back to Edge Star to clarify this scandal, right?"

Xun Yin: "Yes! Do as you say!"

After all, he was still a little shocked, so he secretly asked the system: "So men in the interstellar era can conceive and have children?"

[In vitro cultivation, artificial uterus to give birth. 】The system is not surprised and said: "The fairy world where Fairy Cen lives can still feel pregnant."

"..."

Xun Yin thought to himself, then it is really not easy for these cultivators to protect their innocence!

Although he wanted to go back to Gamma Star, Xun Yin couldn't bear to part with the farmland that was about to be harvested here, let alone the insects that could produce more than a dozen ethers every day.

He simply told the Heavenly Demon King: "In the days when I'm away, watering, fertilizing, weeding, and harvesting ether are all up to you!"

Heavenly Demon King: "Oh!"

Although it was forced by Fairy Cen to sign a master-servant contract at the beginning, under Xun Yin's constant tuning (beating) and teaching (beating) these days, the Demon King already has some symptoms of Stockholm Syndrome.As soon as Xunyin was about to leave, he was in a hurry to ensure that he would take good care of the farmland, and that he would train the newcomers to be excellent farmers, and if he refused to accept it, he would beat them into submission!

Xun Yin: "All right."

In addition to the star thief serfs, it doesn't seem like a big deal to have a few more ether serfs.

Da Mao's back originally carried the species left over from the planet it incarnated, but these days, as Xun Yin expanded the scope of the farmland and planted a lot of plants, the planet gradually had oxygen, and the extreme environment also followed. Improvement, coupled with the fact that the bugs that once ate the planet into a wasteland are now processing and producing ether. Now, the environment of this planet can already allow some species with tenacious vitality to survive on it.

A few days ago, there was the first ferocious beast that migrated from the big hairy back to live on the planet, and then there were the second, third... the first group.

Before leaving today, Da Mao shook the long golden hair and put all the remaining beasts on the planet.

Its body was suspended in the air, and it flew into the midair. Looking down at this once desolate star from above, you can see light green sprouting above the planet. Although it is still scattered, sooner or later it will be connected together.

"Saving a planet's life from scratch... seems interesting?" Xun Yin said.

He had a hazy idea—maybe he could do a special live broadcast.

Star beasts are born with the ability to distinguish coordinates, and Xun Yin and Ning Moran spent three days returning to the place where "Star Wars" was held.

The soil and sundries scattered in the universe have completely disappeared. The two looked at each other, recalling all the things they had encountered before, and both laughed a little.

"By the way," Xun Yin remembered one thing: "You didn't have time to tell me, who sent you to this planet?"

"..." Ning Moran hesitated for three seconds between "Tell me the answer - it is likely to fall off the horse", and said: "I don't know;."

Xun Yin thought for a while, and said with reason: "I think it's the expeditionary army, because they owe you money. Once you die on the show, you don't have to pay back the money!"

Ning Moran: "I don't think it's them, the leader of the expeditionary force is not that kind of person."

How much do you misunderstand the image of the expeditionary force? !

"Okay." Xun Yin accepted what he said, and then brought up the topic: "We know each other well enough. After returning to Gamma Planet this time, let's go to the Marriage Bureau to get a certificate?"

In this way, if something happens to Ning Moran, he can ask the expeditionary army for money on his behalf.

Whether or not money is secondary, the key is that he wants to protect Ning Moran... and his property!

Ning Moran: "..."

Does he want to get married?Dream about it!

But can he get married?

——I need an ID card to get married. He has an ID card, but it is a forgery. The name on it is not even "Ning Moran"!

—— Marriage Bureau is needed to get married, but the current "Gamma Star", that is, Rose β Star, does not have this facility at all.

Ning Moran: "I..."

He closed his eyes: "I think it's too fast?"

what?

Xun Yin and the system looked at him with wide eyes - do you want to deny it? !

The system said with the same hatred: "Scumbag!"

Perhaps this kind of gaze was too sharp, Ning Moran finally couldn't bear the inner struggle, he said: "But love doesn't matter how fast or slow, it only cares whether it suits you or not. Okay! Let's get married when we go back!"

As soon as he arrived at a place with a star network signal, he couldn't wait to send Eugene a message.

"Urgent?" Eugene was taken aback when he saw the letter's header mark - Ning Moran only used this mark when the female worm broke through the front line of thorns.

"Could it be that the rebels are coming?"

He carefully opened the mail, and then pressed an alarm bell on the corner of the table, indicating that the entire staff department should gather for a meeting.

……

Ten minutes later, the serious staff saw their chief of staff in a trance, looked around and said, "We need to master the process of making fake marriage certificates within 10 hours!"

Everyone: "..."

This is really the most urgent task they have ever carried out!

The author says:

感谢在2022-09-2902:35:13-2022-09-3003:59:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!