Be a national teacher in Liaozhai Fanwen

Shangjun is the most prosperous county on the border of the Great Qin Dynasty. There are hundreds of thousands of shops in various squares and cities in the city. Because it is close to the Western Regions, there are an endless stream of merchants from various countries.

Different shops have different ways, such as oil shops and grain shops, there are people coming and going all day long, but the daily flow of water can almost cover the cost, but like ginseng, gold and silver shops Classes, usually do not open for half a year, open for half a year.

The pawn shop is one of them. After a whole day, if there are people coming and going, it is considered a good business.

I don't know if according to what Ruan Tao said, the feng shui of Zigong's shop is good, and the number of customers who come and go to this shop every day can be compared with the customers of other oil and salt shops!

There is no one in Shangjun who is not envious!

It is said that Boss Duanmu can do business, he deserves to be the richest man in Daqin, but even a small pawn shop can run so well.

Zigong also likes this shop the most, especially likes to play with those "living" things.

Looking at those "old friends" who were forced to send treasured things to the pawnshop, he always likes to sigh a few times, and then write to his brothers in Beijing, which adult, which noble relative who used to be today? What was he supposed to be, what a mess his outfit was, and how numb and desperate his expression was.

I usually add a sentence, when did he say something to bully one of our senior brothers, or when did he post a post to impeach our husband.

After receiving the letter, the brothers in Zigong Jingzhong will make a big fuss about it, or recall the past and satirize the present, or lament the impermanence of life, and persuade future generations. correct.

Today, after finishing dealing with the caravan business in the Western Regions, Zi Gong returned to the backstage of the pawn shop to do some entertainment.

Unexpectedly, while he was having fun, he found that his backyard suddenly burst into smoke!

"Oops! Shopkeeper! There might be a fire in the backyard!" The gentleman who settled the accounts also saw the smoke in the backyard.

Fortunately, the smoke is not very big, it is not the appearance of billowing smoke, but a wisp of blue smoke rising straight up. If this is not his own yard, Zi Gong might even write a poem praising the beauty of the smoke.

However, this is his own yard! !

"Oh my God!!" Zigong stood up instantly, "What are those three bastards doing at home?!"

At this moment, he thought it was Ruan Tao, Ruan Ji, and Ji Kang who somehow set the courtyard on fire in his home, and he was cursing in his heart!

Although his yard looks simple and simple, but everything is worth a million dollars. It is his favorite thing that he scoured the whole of Daqin and the Western Regions!

If you say that the whole Daqin is comparable to the things in the palace, that's how they spoiled his things?

He knew that Ruan Sizong was a fool and Ruan Tao was not in a safe place. He thought that the two of them would make a fuss at home when they got together, but he never thought that he only left for a few hours before they started burning the house. up? !

"These bastards!" Zi Gong hurriedly dropped the things in his hands, left the shop, took two men with him, and headed towards his backyard.

"Yo? Mr. Zigong's backyard is on fire?" The customer who came to the pawnshop to look at things looked gossipingly at the puff of smoke burning in the backyard of the pawnshop.

"Hey? Didn't you say that Feng Shui is good? Why are you so angry now?"

"Who knows? Didn't it mean that Guanyin, who lives in Mr. Zigong's house, was arrested? Maybe that Guanyin got angry, so he wanted to warn him?"

"Come on! What Guanyin, it's just a good-looking child."

"Hey! That's not what you said. I saw that man with my own eyes when he was setting up a stall on the street. How can mortals be so good-looking?"

"Who hasn't seen it? What's so good about being neither male nor female?"

"Isn't Avalokitesvara the image of a man and a woman?"

"..."

In less than a day, the news of the fire in Zigong's backyard spread like wildfire in the city, and finally spread from "Mr. Farewell to fire, Mr. Zigong sent him off with tears in his eyes."

In short, it can only be described as "outrageous", but the common people like to hear it, so why is it not a piece of unofficial history after a hundred years?

Zi Gong is not in the mood to pursue his fame in a hundred years, but now he is only thinking about how his yard has been harmed by Ruan Tao and the others!

Ruan Taoqiong is one, although he has indeed made a lot of money in the past six months, but this guy has no rules in spending money, he has always been earning and spending how much.

Besides, he had already raised Ruan Tao as his "son", but it was just a matter of cursing.

But Ruan Ji, don't even think about getting away easily!This morning, he was still talking yin and yang to blame him!

lose money!Anyway, their Ruan family has a hundred years of gentry, and they have a lot of money!

lose money!Not negotiable!

Zigong rushed back to his yard angrily, expecting to see Ruan Tao, Ruan Ji, and Ji Kang rushing to put out the fire, but they didn't.

There was no sign of Ruan Tao in the yard, but there were more than three people——

I saw Li Taibai, Kong Ming, Ruan Ji, Ji Kang and the fox who had a relationship with Ruan Tao squatting in the yard together around a small fire.

The moment Zi Gong pushed the door open, five people heard the reputation and came over, six pairs of beautiful eyes widened and narrowed for a moment.

"..."

Zigong's breath was already in his throat, but seeing the unexpected scene in front of him, the breath just stuck in his throat, neither vomited nor swallowed.

The fire among the five people was not big, just a small one.

It is said that it is burning paper money. The things inside are neither paper money nor gold treasures, silver treasures and other underworld things; The joss sticks are obviously enshrining and sacrificing something.

Zigong: "...you guys."

His brows twitched, the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably, he hesitated to speak, and after a while he slowly began to say: "Didn't your parents teach you to wet the bed when you play with fire?"

Five people in the courtyard: "..."

Just inside the "Gu Barrier" of the Ghost Lady, Ruan Tao and the other three sat around the "hole" in the Gu Barrier - under the old locust tree at the head of the village, surrounded by a gray area, they were this gray area. The only color in .

Two joss sticks and a fire were also lit in front of them.

However, the difference from the fire in Zigong's courtyard is that their fire is not burning, but emitting.

To be precise, it is the paper made of Jiuyin wood on the fire, and words are constantly popping out of it, which is the reminder given to them by Hu Chang, Kong Ming and others outside.

Ruan Tao recited word by word: "I thought that what a woman reads should be considered first, but today I went to investigate near the tomb and learned a new statement. I don't know its authenticity, but don't let it go... "

At this time, the word suddenly broke.

"Why are there no more?" Du Zimei was a little worried.

"Beep!" The spark jumped lightly.

"Here we come!" Du Zimei said.

Ruan Tao continued to read again: "I don't know the truth of it, but don't let it go easily... Didn't you, your parents teach you to wet the bed when you play with fire?"

"……what?"