International exchange

Duan Nianchen secretly texted Pei Yi under the covers.

Duan: Sis Emma Pei's situation has changed!

Pei: Mustache!what's the situation!

Duan: Yaoyao said that Qiao Sen hugged him but was pushed away when he hugged him back!

Pei: Push it away!Pretend to be noble, glamorous, icy and clean, looking at the eyes of the present is fucking hungry!

Duan: (⊙[-]⊙) Sister Pei, you said a lot of idioms when you were angry, so amazing!

Pei: ...

Duan: Sister Pei, why don't you call me back? Are you asleep? Sister Pei, Sister Pei...

Lin Jinchao lifted Duan Nianchen's quilt, put his hips on his hips and said with a lewd smile: "What are you doing?"

Duan Nianchen was startled and shouted, "Fuck off!"

"What the hell are you? You can ejaculate while holding your phone with both hands? What kind of new skill is this? It's amazing!" Lin Jinzhao sneered condescendingly.Duan Nianchen looked at him pitifully, and kept operating the phone with his hands. The new skill is obviously to delete text messages without looking at the phone, okay?Lin Jinchao is by no means a fool, he quickly snatched the phone from Duan Nianchen with the words "I'll do it", and saw the eye-catching——

[Sister Pei, why don't you answer me? Are you asleep? Sister Pei, Sister Pei...]

Lin Jinzhao's eyes became vicious, and he grabbed Duan Nianchen by the collar and yelled, "Are you plotting against my sister?!" After thinking about it, he recalled the content of the conversation just now: "Beast, you actually sent text messages to my sister. Can shoot!"

Duan Nianchen wanted to cry but had no tears.

Lin Jinzhao looked at him with more kindness and kindness: "You can't do this..."

"If you have a hidden illness, you should speak out boldly..."

"None of us will discriminate against you..."

Duan Nianchen felt more and more horrified, what the hell are you talking about!Is the weather too hot?Yaoyao, don't act like this, it's scary, okay? Fuck, mom has a psycho here too!Brother Sun, come back soon, your brother is hopeless and may be cremated!

Lin Jinzhao suddenly approached Duan Nianchen's face, his eyes became cross-eyed, and his expression became very ferocious: "Not only can you masturbate without masturbating, the most terrifying thing is that you can even cum while chatting with a goddess! Stupid, you There must be something wrong with your liver! Nianchen, don’t be sad, my brother is a doctor, he can find the best liver doctor for you, heal you, and make you no longer worry about your future girlfriend’s sex! My sister, do you like it? Take it!"

Lin Jinzhao said these words with great ambition, and Duan Nianchen was already terrified.

Dormitory people: Let me tell you... Did Yaoyao really study biology?If you talk so nonsense, your liver will cry, okay? ! !

Lin Jinzhao patted Duan Nianchen's shoulder comfortingly: "Don't hesitate, don't be sad, everything will pass, everything will..."

Duan Nianchen "ah—" pushed Lin Jinchao away and ran down the stairs and out of the dormitory, shouting: "Mom, there are monsters here—"

Lin Jinzhao looked at the people in the dormitory suspiciously: "What's wrong with him?"

Chen Jingming: "According to my accurate deduction, I was scared by you."

Lin Jinzhao shrugged his shoulders: "It's too frightening. Of course, I can see that he is either masturbating or sending text messages. It's just that I'm upset that he didn't show me the text messages..." Hua Yu yelled: "Yaoyao, you are really It's the film king, we almost thought you were crazy just now, Meng Yuan planned to call 120!"

beat!live!Don't you feel any guilt when you say, Hua Yu, that I'm crazy?There are a total of three doubts in this sentence. First, why the fuck are you giving me more and more motherly nicknames!What?What is Yaoyao? It sounds so sweet and disgusting!What is the second actor?I have no acting skills in emotional dramas!third!I'm a psycho? !I am suave and suave, Yushu Linfeng is handsome and handsome, I am a talented person with a well-dressed appearance, ah, what did I say wrong!Anyway, how could I be crazy!I'm clearly the author of the popular male god [Jeremiah], please don't put any weird parentheses on me!

Hua Yu looked at Lin Jinzhao's sinister and distorted expression, and instantly stuck to Chen Jingming's body, shouting, "I'm joking with you..." It's a deal!Isn't this fucking natural black!Author, your attribute is flickering, right?

The lazy head of the dormitory finally spoke: "Qiao Sen said that tomorrow each class will hold a welcome party, and the dormitory has to prepare the program by itself, and all members of the dormitory will dance striptease."

The other three: "Xiao Yuan, why didn't you say it earlier!"

Meng Yuan made a decisive decision: "Because you all ignored my existence just now and made a fuss on your own, and didn't bother to talk to you idiots. Also, what is Xiao Yuan? Magical girl Xiao Yuan? You will call me She Zhang after you fuck me!"

The three idiots responded angrily: "Yes—the head of the house—"

Meng Yuan smiled with satisfaction.

=Dish=I’m sorry, the taste of foreigners is heavy!And most importantly why is it unscientific that the fucking orientation is held on the third day!You make the thick guy show can't figure out what to perform, you want the thick guy to dance ♂clothes ♂ dance ♂ Your idea can be a little more pornographic I don't fucking have it at all!between!meaning!ah!

Chen Jingming opened his mouth rationally: "Then... what are we going to perform?"

"Hip-hop is ready!" Hua Yu exclaimed excitedly.

Lin Jinzhao glared: "Only you can do it. Qiao said abnormally that all members should participate."

Hua Yu was stunned.

Meng Yuan said: "Nianchen hasn't come back yet, let's discuss it after he comes back."

At this time, the long-lost voice [obviously appeared just now] sounded, and it was so full of vigor and vitality. The voice said loudly:

"His great aunt - [I guess this is Japanese]"