International exchange

"Lin Jinchao, get your old lady off the bed immediately!"

Lin Jinzhao narrowed his eyes slightly, looked at his mother's blurred face, then resolutely turned his back and continued to fall in love with Mr. Bed Bed.After all, it's summer vacation, who cares about getting up early?

"Can't you get up when I count to one, two, three?" Mom said leisurely.Lin Jinzhao jumped up from the bed in an instant and shouted loudly: "Mom, have you played enough of this trick? After 18 years, don't you find it annoying?" Lin's mother just replied very calmly, "This trick works for you as always." .After all, we can’t blame Lin Jinzhao. When I was a child, why would she always shout one, two, three when my mother forcibly stopped her, but there was no three every time. Fuck mom, has your three been eaten? Hurry up and spit it out!" I grew up in childhood, and since then I have cast a shadow on one, two, three.

X Middle School is deserted and deserted, only some students who have finished applying for volunteers or are just about to apply for volunteers are walking quickly on the school road, joking, who wants to stay in this ghost school for an extra second if they register early and leave early.Then Lin Jinzhao walked up the stairs at a very leisurely pace even though he was 10 minutes late. His mother kicked him in the back from behind. Lin Jinzhao turned his head painfully and saw his mother's shy [not] smile.

"Go faster, brat."

Lin Jinchao ran away beeping.

I volunteered to apply for the university in the city of Z, and Lin Jinzhao was the front line of the second line, so I went to a not bad university.At this time, my mother was talking next to me again: "Your English is really like shit... Otherwise, you will go to Xiamen University like your brother." Yes, Lin Jinzhao's English was awarded the best grade in the college entrance examination. One, for the excellent score of 37 points, let us applaud him [What's wrong with the sound effect].

The so-called shit-like grades.

Lin Jinzhao has always been very indifferent to this pile of "shit", all words and grammar are floating clouds, I am a Chinese, and I don't want to deal with foreigners, so I am a fool to learn English?Can eggs still be eaten in English? If you can, come with me for a catty, okay?Besides, classmate Lin Jinzhao has a very bad impression of foreigners. He has golden hair, his skin is so white that his eyes are green, he has chest hair, he is tall and strong, he is crazy, handsome, cool and tyrannical?Of course not, it's me who is the most handsome and tyrannical, okay?

Lin Jinchao and his mother set foot on the way home, but Cheng Yaojin was killed on the way.There is a golden retriever with a visual estimate of 185+ in front of you, please turn the corner!Lin Jinzhao decisively dragged his mother to walk past the golden retriever in a noble and glamorous manner.Of course, if it just passed by like this, how can the show continue?Golden Retriever also decisively dragged back the noble and glamorous Lin Jinchao, stuffed the flyer into his hand, and then said "mud howl" in broken Chinese to Lin's mother next to him.Lin Jinzhao gave him a murderous look, and quickly dragged away the mother who had already taken love for the golden retriever.Damn mother, don't be like this, where will my noble and glamorous mother spit it out for me! ! ! !

...the hand was grabbed again.

Looking back, seeing the innocent expression of the golden retriever, he even said something in English to himself.On Lin Jinzhao's disdainful face was written "I don't understand!" A wretched Chinese man walked towards him, Lin Jinzhao thought I really don't want to say that my compatriots are wretched, but standing next to the golden retriever, you really look so cute Short and ugly.

The Chinese teacher said to Lin Jinzhao with a smile on his face: "He said you didn't thank him."

Thank you bastard!Why why why do I have to say thank you to you after I eliminated a flyer for you?Are you a bastard? I just didn’t say thank you to you. I put on a face of desire and dissatisfaction. What’s the matter? ! !Also, I clearly saw that many people did not say thank you.

But Lin Jinzhao maintained his noble and glamorous image, raised his head and said, "Thank you."

The golden retriever laughed happily and hugged Lin Jinzhao's shoulder very familiarly, picked up the flyer in his hand and began to speak English. 1000 million grass-mud horses are galloping past Lin Jinzhao's heart, but he is too embarrassed to have a fit. Do you want me to beat my chest and beat my feet and tell him that I don't understand pleasespeakChinese! !Tell you I can't do it! ! !

And the Chinese teacher next to him started explaining in Chinese, Lin Jinzhao stared at the pig's trotter on his shoulder and didn't listen to what he said.On the other hand, the mother next to her happily came over and said, "Go and participate in the fun and help your English!" Then she slapped the golden retriever's hand away, pulled her son aside and said softly, "By the way, help me Mom took a few photos of that handsome golden retriever ╮(╯3╰)╭”

...Do you dare to return my reserved mother?

Lin Jinzhao sighed and patted his mother's head, "Good boy, go home. They are all liars, that golden retriever is not as handsome as his father." Lin's mother cried sadly. "..." Lin Jinzhao looked ugly, and the Chinese teacher and the golden retriever next to him buzzed again.Ms. Lin shook her son's hand away, and resolutely shouted at the Chinese teacher, "My son wants to sign up."

... When did I agree?

My mother bouncing around【==】 and the Chinese teacher went to fill in the application form and paid the money.The golden retriever held Lin Jinzhao's hand tightly and introduced himself enthusiastically: "Myname is Johnson. What's your name?"

"Lin Jinzhao." Lin Jinzhao said coldly in extremely clear Chinese.

"Oh! Lin, nicetoseeyou." The golden retriever didn't feel embarrassed, and continued to make out with Lin Jinzhao.

I don't want to see you! ! !I am very unhappy! ! !Can't you see? If this goes on like this, I will become the Roaring Emperor! ! !Lin Jinzhao lowered his head, suddenly a flash of inspiration, he did not tell him "Nicetoseeyoutoo", but slowly raised his head, looking at the golden retriever lustfully.The golden retriever's smile froze.

"Letmetellyouasecret," Lin Jinzhao put his head close to the golden retriever, and smiled innocently, "Iamgay." He glanced at the stunned look of the golden retriever maliciously, and happily took his mother away, even posing at the golden retriever without looking back. He waved his hand, and by the way... raised his middle finger.

The Chinese teacher showed embarrassment: "Johnson..."

Joson Frobisher raised the corner of his mouth, "Chinese boy, very cute."