Moon Maze Ferry
Chapter 2
Lu Zhanting entered a courtyard, and he saw that although the courtyard was not big, it was made of vermilion powder and water-milled walls. It was all white stone terraces, with passion tiger fur underneath, and there was a rockery half a person's height in the courtyard, and a large jar was used at the foot of the mountain. A few water lilies are raised, which is unique and elegant, unconventional.
Lu Zhanting nodded in satisfaction, and Xiaotongzi let out a sigh of relief and led him into the room.
As soon as the two pushed open the door, there were a large group of people sitting inside, including eunuchs, court ladies, and merchants.
Lu Zhanting was taken aback for a moment, when those people saw him coming in, they stood up quickly and said in unison: "The slaves have seen Eunuch Lu."
Lu Zhanting waved his hands repeatedly and said, "Please get up, please get up."
The little fellow introduced them to each other and said, "This is Eunuch Hong, the chief chef in the study room, this is Sister Hela, the maid in the study room, and this is Mr. Qian, a tea merchant in Huzhou." He ordered each one, then He stepped forward, put a package of things in front of Lu Zhanting with a smile on his face.
The thin businessman was pointed out, and immediately stepped forward to offer the tea tube with both hands, and said with a smile: "I have admired Eunuch Lu for a long time, this is a little respect from a villain."
Lu Zhanting smiled and said, "Are you looking for me?"
Tongzi quickly said, "He is a tea merchant in Huzhou."
Lu Zhanting said with a smile: "Just a few days ago, I didn't even think that I would enter the palace and become a eunuch. You already knew that I would be a father-in-law who is admired by others. I have such a good eye. If you don't go to the physiognomy, Wouldn’t it be a pity to grow tea instead?”
The thin businessman was extremely embarrassed, holding the tea tube in both hands, he didn't let it go, and he didn't let it go.
Lu Zhanting chuckled, and said, "I'm just a joker, you guys have to get used to it in the future."
Everyone immediately breathed a sigh of relief, saying that Eunuch Lu is really humorous.
Lu Zhanting took the tea box, took a look at the tea leaves, and said with a smile: "Lu Yu once said that it is not easy to pick tea too early. The most energetic, the purple one is the best among the tea buds. Of course, the tea in western Zhejiang is the best tea in Huzhou, and this tea looks top-grade.”
Merchant Qian flattered him immediately: "Eunuch Lu really has good eyesight. He really has good eyesight. This is the wild tea in the valley of Huzhou. It is the most expensive tea, also known as Bird's Beak."
"Bird mouth?"
"Yes, yes, it means that the place where this tea grows is in the wild countryside, which is difficult for ordinary people to reach. Only this bird is blessed with this product, so it is called Bird's Beak."
"Interesting, interesting."
"Eunuch, this tea is sold in the market for a tael of gold and a tael of tea leaves. You can imagine how expensive this tea is."
"One tael of gold and one tael of tea?" Lu Zhanting was shocked.
The skinny businessman was quite proud, but Lu Zhanting weighed it and sighed: "There are also 500 taels of tea, if it is 500 taels of gold, it would be great."
As soon as he said that, everyone couldn't help but look at each other.
It was the same tea merchant who reacted quickly, took out the bank note from his pocket, stepped forward to hold Lu Zhanting's hand, stuffed the bank note over, and said, "I didn't expect that Eunuch Lu is such a straightforward person." All the followers suddenly realized , have unpacked.
At the end of the matter, Lu Zhanting peeled the peanut shells and said to the little fellow with a smile, "I never thought that being a eunuch can make a fortune. The income of this day is actually more than my salary for several years."
The little Tongzi poured tea for him, and said with a smile: "Eunuch, what is this? When Eunuch becomes the chief eunuch of the inner palace one day, it will be called daily progress."
Lu Zhanting leaned on the couch, smiled and said: "It seems that I have really entered a promising business..." His eyes dimmed for a moment, but before Xiao Tongzi was surprised, he had already grabbed the bank note and stuffed it into the In his arms, he grabbed another handful of peanuts and wobbled out the door.
The little boy then asked, "Is the father-in-law going to inspect now?"
"Do what I'm best at." Lu Zhanting smiled with narrowed eyes.
He first swayed out of the gate of the upper academy, and went into the inner hospital. Before he entered the gate of the inner hospital, he saw a thin and yellow-faced young man drying medicinal herbs on the artificial stone outside. He turned his head and saw Lu Zhanting, who was smiling, and turned around. just go.
"Hey!"
Lu Zhanting stopped him, as if he didn't see the disgust on other people's faces, and said, "I'm not sure, the internal court test is coming soon, why don't you study well at home, and come here to do odd jobs, are you not afraid?"
In fact, the young man was called Zongbu Guo, a former Jin man.Although he is already an imperial doctor, but for some reason he can't pass the court examination in the inner hospital, and he can only do odd jobs in the inner hospital for three years.Every day when Lu Zhanting saw him, he would laugh and tell him he couldn't do it, so Zong Buguo hated Lu Zhanting to the bone.
"I'm not as relaxed as my father-in-law. There are too many things in the hospital, so I can't leave." He said the word "father-in-law" very emphatically, with a gloating expression on his face.
Lu Zhanting didn't answer after hearing this, and continued to peel his peanuts, Zong Buguo turned around and didn't take two steps, Lu Zhanting suddenly yelled: "It's all right, you lost the prescription."
Zong Buguo turned his head and saw that there was a ball of paper on the ground. He just wanted to sneer, but with a movement of his eyes, he picked up the paper and unfolded it a little, put it in his arms, and left in a hurry without saying anything to Lu Zhanting again.Lu Zhanting smiled behind his back.
Just like this, he scattered a bank note in this way, and scattered a bank note in the west. When he walked to the gate of Qianqing Palace, he saw a big eunuch slapping a young eunuch's mouth desperately.
He kept his composure, looked aside for a long time, and suddenly asked the little eunuch if there are any other eunuchs at the donation level. After getting a positive answer, he threw a few silver notes to the little eunuch, so that Xiao Tongzi immediately took him to the donation class.
Little Tongzi took the little eunuch with blue nose and swollen face to pay the money and returned, Lu Zhanting smiled and said, "Now this little eunuch is the top eunuch in the Qianqing Palace."
The little fellow said in a low voice: "That's not it, it's going to wait for the instructions from above."
Lu Zhanting's face sank and he said, "Is this quasi-sixth-rank official a little older than the fifth-rank official?"
The little boy nodded hesitantly.
Lu Zhanting pointed at the eunuch and shouted: "Then why don't you go up to me and beat him hard, hard!"
The eunuch was crying and asked why.Lu Zhanting sneered and said, "No reason, sir, I just don't like you today!"
The little boy was terrified, and said in a low voice: "Eunuch Lu, is this eunuch the nephew of the chief eunuch?"
The little eunuch was also trembling with fright.
The eunuch couldn't help being proud when he saw it, and just said something: Eunuch Lu, I will introduce my uncle to you later, we are all from our own family, but Lu Zhanting slapped him so hard that he fell to the ground.
Then, Lu Zhanting stepped forward and stomped hard, and said with a sneer, "Don't tell me, I'll see you again, you spoiled man." After beating the man, he patted his clothes and walked away.
Seeing him taking out the banknotes while walking, Xiao Tongzi smiled bitterly and said, "Eunuch, this is the last one."
"Then I'll reward you for the last one!" Lu Zhanting threw the banknote on Tongzi, entered the courtyard gate, climbed onto the couch, pulled the quilt over and fell asleep.
But as soon as it got dark, his door was kicked open, several eunuchs dragged Lu Zhanting off the bed, dragged him to the upper study room, and threw it in front of Yiyu.
It was already summer, and Yiyu was only wearing a light yellow linen gown, half leaning in front of the desk, reading a book under the lamp.
He didn't seem to see Lu Zhanting who was thrown on the ground, so he put down the book after a while, twisted the wick with his hand, adjusted the light brighter, and then asked Lu Zhanting with a smile, "Eunuch Lu, how are you doing today?" OK?"
Lu Zhanting chuckled, and just about to get up, he was pushed to the ground by the eunuch again.
Yiyu waved his hand, motioning for them to let go, Lu Zhanting immediately stood up, twisted his neck first, and then smiled: "Returning to the prince, today I tidied up the room that the slave just moved into, met with my subordinates, and chatted a bit My son is on business, read some books in the afternoon, and just wanted to sleep for a while when I was tired, I was brought to meet the prince."
Yiyu stared at his boss for a while, and seeing that he didn't blink his eyelids, he sighed and laughed, "I heard people say that Lu Zhanting's lying is commonplace, and his skin is thicker than a city wall. I didn't expect it to be so."
"You visited the imperial garden in the morning, and you dared to fall asleep in the imperial garden when you were drunk, and even surprised the princess. Not only did you not know how to be rude, but you also talked nonsense."
"In the afternoon, you blackmailed your subordinates who went to meet you, made a small fortune, and then went out to cause trouble. You beat up the eunuch of Qianqing Palace, and donated a rank for a young eunuch, right?"
Lu Zhanting's lips curled up, and he smacked his lips. His expression seemed to say, you already know everything, so why ask me.
Yiyu didn't know if he was angry, but he still found it funny. He gritted his teeth and said, "But I just like your liar mouth." When he said this, his face turned red and his eyes sparkled. He looked at Lu Zhan Ting's mouth, Lu Zhanting's heart trembled for a while.He didn't know how Yiyu planned to deal with himself.
As soon as he took a step back, the eunuchs grabbed him, pinned him down and knelt down in front of Yiyu, and grabbed his hair.The eunuch behind him obviously knows martial arts, he twisted his hand on Lu Zhanting's chin, and Lu Zhanting could only open his mouth helplessly.
Yiyu smiled, and gently lifted the hem of his robe, but he was not wearing anything underneath.Lu Zhanting couldn't help sighing, thinking that in the whole world, probably only Yiyu could rape so elegantly in full view.
Yiyu's cold fingertips lightly slid across Lu Zhanting's lips, touched the saliva dripping from Lu Zhanting's mouth, and then gently put that index finger in his mouth.Just by looking at his eyes, Lu Zhanting knew that he was really interested.
He struggled desperately to make out the word "slow". Yiyu waved his hand when he saw it, and the eunuch who was pinching Lu Zhanting's chin let go. A man of his word, right?"
Yiyu smiled and said: "Naturally, I told you a long time ago that you will fall into my hands sooner or later, isn't it fulfilled now?"
"The prince said that slaves need to cultivate themselves, right?" Lu Zhanting swallowed, and said, "So I will follow the holy order, and I swear to the Buddha that I will fast from today, and this meat must not be eaten..." He sighed He shook his head again and again.
For a moment, Yiyu's pupils were as black as paint, and he didn't know if he was extremely angry.
But he finally put down his clothes, sat back in the chair, picked up the book, and said indifferently: "Lu Zhanting, you will move to Tianzihao Bookstore from now on, and I will deliver food to you from my small kitchen. of.
"From tomorrow onwards, vegetables and tofu will be eaten three times a day. I will remind the kitchen not to put a little oil foam, which will damage my father-in-law's virtue." He turned his head and smiled at Lu Zhanting: "Tianzihao library has received a lot of me recently. It’s a good book to read, there is Yan Ruyu in the book, I think Zhanting will be like a fish in water for you.”
Several eunuchs escorted Lu Zhanting to pack a few clothes from the unheated couch. Lu Zhanting casually grabbed the tea tube. Just as the eunuchs were about to grab it, he said with a smile: "Tea, tea is always plain. Bar."
The eunuchs glared at him a few more times, then pushed him all the way to the Tianzihao library connected to the Imperial Garden.
Lu Zhanting walked into the duty room of the warehouse with his baggage in his arms.The Tianzihao library collects all the books that the emperor prefers today, so although it is called Tianzihao, it is actually the smallest one in the library. Since Emperor Shengwu, there is no longer a separate eunuch to watch the library here.
As soon as Lu Zhanting entered, he was choked by the dust inside and sneezed several times. He stretched out his hand to pull a few spider webs, and said with a smile, "I'm not that Tang Sanzang, so why set up a spider hole to meet the occasion?"
He tidied up a bit, then lay down on the couch, hummed a little tune, made sure that he was indeed the only one here, and said to himself: "This is also good, it's quiet."
But not long after, he suddenly heard abdominal rumbling, he couldn't help rubbing his stomach with a wry smile, and said, "I'm just fasting, not bigu, so it's time to deliver food now."
As soon as the words fell, footsteps were heard, and a high-pitched voice said: "Eunuch Lu, the food is here."
Overjoyed, Lu Zhanting rolled over to the bed, opened the door, took the food box, put it on the table, and waved off the little eunuch who delivered the food.
He opened the food box and saw that there was indeed a plate of boiled vegetables, a plate of boiled tofu, and a large bowl of rice.
Lu Zhanting smiled and said: "Yiyu is also keeping his word. He said that green vegetable tofu is green vegetable tofu. He neither gave me only green vegetables nor only tofu." He picked up the chopsticks and put a chopstick of green vegetables in his mouth. He smiled and said, "Let me have a taste of the royal chef's skills."
He took two bites, frowned first, took two more bites, swallowed twice, then had to pull out the dish with his hands and threw it on the table, sighing: "You don't know how to put oil and salt in cooking, that's all. Why don’t you even know how to pick up vegetables, this old skin is for chickens, so don’t you princes and grandchildren raise chickens?”
He picked another piece of tofu and put it in his mouth, sighed, took two mouthfuls of rice, and went to sleep on the bed.
The menu has never been changed since then, and after a few days like this, Lu Zhanting finally found a chance to strike up a conversation with the little eunuch who delivered the food.
"Is this dish made by the imperial kitchen?"
"Back to Eunuch Lu, yes."
Lu Zhanting gave a dry laugh and said, "This cook's skills are amazing."
The little eunuch felt embarrassed, and said, "Thank you, Eunuch Lu, for your compliment. It's the first time I'm cooking. Fortunately, the dishes are simple."
Lu Zhanting grabbed him, and the little eunuch was startled by him.Lu Zhanting approached him and asked, "Are you the imperial chef?"
"No, no, the young one is just a full-time food delivery guy in the head room. Cooking for Eunuch Lu is a job recently assigned to the villain."
Lu Zhanting nodded at him with a smile on his face, and said, "Your dishes are pretty good, but it would be great if there is a little improvement. Well, let's say..." He said cheerfully, "Let's talk about this vegetable, and pick the one in the middle. The part of the heart..."
"Eunuch Lu, the ingredients are given by the superiors, the side skin is the side skin, and the cabbage heart is the cabbage heart." The little eunuch interrupted.
"Well, even this side of the skin can be fried deliciously. For example, the side skin is chopped and salted the night before, and when the water comes out tomorrow, squeeze it out, add a lot of oil, and sprinkle with minced ginger Copy it first, wait until the oil temperature is high, then pour the minced vegetables and stir-fry, just bring me two bowls of porridge that day."
Seeing that the little eunuch was listening carefully, Lu Zhanting continued even more happily: "For example, this tofu can be boiled as soon as it can't be put into the pot. The first pot of water has to be poured out. That's called removing the stewed meat. The tofu has been removed from the stewed meat. Take it out and stir it. Broken, put some small pickles full of sauce...
"It doesn't matter if there are no small pickles, you just mix a little pickled green vegetable skins in, and add a little shallot."
The young lady finished listening, and said with a long breath: "It seems that this cook is really difficult."
"That's..." Lu Zhanting patted him on the shoulder and said, "Learn a lot and keep improving."
The little eunuch said happily: "Fortunately, I don't need to be a cook. It's so complicated that I can't even learn it. Eunuch Lu, when I cook for you, I also have to deliver meals to the masters. If it is pickled, fried and cut , the superiors must chop me off.”
"Besides, the boss said that you are practicing, Mr. Lu. If I dare to accidentally get oily foam in it, I will be sent to the washing room. Delivering food in the first room is a light job. Back then, my father I entrusted a lot of people to get it, Mr. Lu, I’m sorry." The little eunuch said and quickly packed up the food box and ran away.
Lu Zhanting stared straight at the plate of boiled vegetables, and suddenly slapped the table with a smile: "Brother Wang, come here, this is the crystal hoof of Changbai Building, tough and not old, with a fragrant and juicy taste; Brother Li, come here, try it." Try the fruit wood roast duck in Deyuelou, the duck is an authentic stuffed duck, with a lot of fat but not greasy; Xiaoer, let me have a pot of ten-year-old Zhejiang Huadiao.”
As he spoke, he became happy, picked up the teapot and poured himself a cup, drank it down, and said: "Good wine, it is as gentle and mellow as a woman."
He ate a cup of tea and a mouthful of vegetables like this, but he ate with gusto. He sat down on the bed happily after eating and drinking, and slept until midnight with his stomach twisted. Essence, to attack the greasy meat. Now that the oil in my stomach is exhausted, it is still scraping like a knife."
He was drunk all night with tea, and he didn't even dare to drink more tea.
Boring in every possible way, he brought all the books from the Tianzihao library, looked at one and threw another on the floor, scolding mediocrity, and saw someone's postscript saying that he read a hundred volumes of books, and he was full of anger, so he sneered and said: "Then It’s because I ate too many soybeans, but why did I read too many books?”
After nearly a month of this, the books in Tianzihao's library have almost reached the floor.
In the end, he lost even the interest in reading, and spent all day lying on the window looking at the imperial garden.Not long after, he discovered that there was a pheasant-like pheasant in the garden, walking around the garden all day, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
In those few days, he asked for steamed buns every day, and then threw the steamed buns out of the window to feed the pheasant. At first, the pheasant was wary, but gradually he developed the habit of coming every day.
Lu Zhanting removed the cloth curtain, pulled out the hanging rope inside to make a cover, and when the phoenix pheasant came to eat steamed buns again, he drew the rope and caught it alive.
He skinned the phoenix pheasant alive with a paper knife on the desk, and dragged out the brazier used to keep warm in winter from under the bed. Took a few books and threw them down.He poured the bird's beak down again, and happily roasted the chicken on the brazier.
Although the fire was overcooked and there was no condiment, the aroma of tea and meat was overflowing. Lu Zhanting sucked his fingers after eating, and said happily, "Sure enough, good tea, nourishes the essence of rice and vegetables, and fights the greasy meat. Chants in the heat of the summer, sleepy all night long. This tea is given to the secluded people, who say that they don’t know me, what do I ask for.”
It was summer now, and the weather was sweltering. Lu Zhanting felt the sweltering heat even more when he was roasted by the fire.He opened the door, and stretched the window as wide as possible, and immediately there was a breeze. He took off his coat, and after turning over two pages of the book, his eyelids became heavy, and he gradually fell asleep.
Although the fire in the brazier was extinguished, the scraps of paper that were still burning were blown by the wind and floated into the piles of books on the floor, and gradually the piles of books ignited.
When the guards guarding the gate of the Tianzihao library noticed the smell of smoke, they rushed in and only had time to rescue Lu Zhanting who was trapped in the fire, but most of the books were turned into ashes.
Yiyu just looked at Lu Zhanting, who was blackened by the smoke, and sneered: "It seems that your fasting period has expired."
Then he had Lu Zhanting washed, stripped off his clothes and put him on the bed. He continued to do what he hadn't done a month ago, and obviously not as patient as last time, he forced his avatar into Lu Zhanting's mouth.
Lu Zhanting found that whether it was his unstoppable retching or the rejection of his tongue, it could only make the things in his mouth bigger and stay longer.
Yiyu seemed determined to torment him, he kept changing ways to insert himself into Lu Zhanting's body, and when he was tired, he would use some jade gestures instead.He only tossed Lu Zhanting to death, and his whole body collapsed on the bed.
Seeing him staring blankly ahead, Yiyu sneered, "What are you thinking?"
Lu Zhanting seemed to want to laugh, but failed, he uttered a word hoarsely but clearly: "Death."
Yiyu's beautiful lips curved contemptuously: "Lu Zhanting, you and I both know that you are not a gentleman, and you are so heroic, it's not like you."
"You like your sister-in-law who is ten years older than you, so you steal her underwear regardless of ethics, spy on her in the shower, and attempt to have an affair with her. For a person as free and easy as you, I think it's easy for you to think about it!"
"No, that's not the case." Lu Zhanting shook his head desperately.
It was a warm afternoon, and the courtyard of the Lu family was very quiet, so quiet that one could hear the sound of the blue waves in the pond outside being stirred up by the breeze to fill the pond with broken gold.
The door of the firewood room was pushed open, and a woman who looked like a 17-year-old young woman came in; she had red eyes, plump lips, a slightly plump figure, and a round face, which seemed to have a kind of baby fat, but she smiled It looks very charming and sweet, like a ripe peach.
She smiled and sat beside a seven or eight-year-old boy lying on the firewood, and said, "Why did you run away with Mr. Private School again, little ancestor, can't you rest for two days?" Seeing that the boy didn't answer , lowered his head and asked, "Is Zhanting upset? Can you tell Ziqing why?"
The little boy moved his head and asked in a low voice, "Ziqing, who is mother and what does she look like?"
Su Ziqing sighed softly after hearing this, and said, "So Zhan Ting misses his mother."
The little boy didn't hear her answer for a long time, then heard a soft undressing sound, and heard Su Ziqing softly say: "Zhanting, turn around."
The little boy turned his head, and he saw a half-naked woman, with a pair of plump and tall breasts on the bare chest, and the bright red milk beads on them swayed slightly in the breeze, reminiscent of the trembling red plums in the snow , but more colorful than that.
Su Ziqing hugged the little boy's head, stuffed the nipple into his mouth, stroked his black hair, and said, "Zhan Ting, mother looks like this."
It was pouring rain, Su Ziqing pushed open the door and walked in. Her face had just been groomed, she was wearing a brand new emerald green flying phoenix gown, and a string of jadeite necklaces hung on the buttons on her chest.
The necklace is made of eighteen emerald beads and two tourmaline beads. Diamonds, rubies, pearls, knots and other decorations are also worn below the tourmaline Buddha head. It is very rare and rare at first glance.It was given to her by the tenth concubine when she attended the banquet of the tenth concubine a while ago.
Su Ziqing cherishes it extremely, and she will never take it out for any important banquet.
"You said you little monkey, what's the point of going outside to play in such a heavy rainy day, it's uncomfortable now, you deserve it!" Su Ziqing put the clothes in his hands on the bedside, lifted Lu Zhanting's quilt, To take off his clothes.
"I was sweating a lot, and I changed into a clean one, and I feel better." She took off Lu Zhanting's shirt, and then went to take off his pants, but Lu Zhanting suddenly grabbed the bottom of his trousers desperately.
Su Ziqing tugged twice but failed to pull it off, could not help but sullenly said: "Zhan Ting, I have business to do today, don't make trouble."
Lu Zhanting's face turned red, but he refused to let go.
Su Ziqing was very surprised, and pushed Lu Zhanting's hand away even more forcefully, and said bitterly, "Did you play some new tricks again, you little brat?" She tore off Lu Zhanting's outer pants, and found that the underwear inside was holding up a small piece of cloth Peng.
Su Ziqing's expression softened, and he said softly, "So that's the case." Seeing Lu Zhanting closing her eyes tightly in shame, she couldn't help but chuckle.
She sat on the head of the bed, half-embraced Lu Zhanting, and took off his underpants, revealing the immature organs of a twelve or three-year-old boy, which were very clean, without thick hair, standing upright, as if Also as shy as the master.
Su Ziqing asked softly: "Zhan Ting, is it uncomfortable, that's it..."
Her hands gently embraced the half-up penis, rubbing it leisurely.At that moment, Lu Zhanting felt extremely happy, but at the same time felt as if he was going to die, his legs kicked unconsciously under the quilt.Su Ziqing turned his face to the side and kissed his red face lightly, and said, "Zhan Ting, you'll be fine soon."
When Lu Zhanting was released in her hand, Su Ziqing looked at the clear liquid between his fingers and sighed sadly, "It turns out that my Zhanting is already so big, I can't take it off casually in the future." clothes."
Lu Zhanting shook his head and shouted hoarsely, "She is mine, she is mine."
Yiyu ruthlessly hit Lu Zhanting's body, the pain brought him back to reality, and he found that the dream was over, but the nightmare had not yet woken up.
Lu Zhanting nodded in satisfaction, and Xiaotongzi let out a sigh of relief and led him into the room.
As soon as the two pushed open the door, there were a large group of people sitting inside, including eunuchs, court ladies, and merchants.
Lu Zhanting was taken aback for a moment, when those people saw him coming in, they stood up quickly and said in unison: "The slaves have seen Eunuch Lu."
Lu Zhanting waved his hands repeatedly and said, "Please get up, please get up."
The little fellow introduced them to each other and said, "This is Eunuch Hong, the chief chef in the study room, this is Sister Hela, the maid in the study room, and this is Mr. Qian, a tea merchant in Huzhou." He ordered each one, then He stepped forward, put a package of things in front of Lu Zhanting with a smile on his face.
The thin businessman was pointed out, and immediately stepped forward to offer the tea tube with both hands, and said with a smile: "I have admired Eunuch Lu for a long time, this is a little respect from a villain."
Lu Zhanting smiled and said, "Are you looking for me?"
Tongzi quickly said, "He is a tea merchant in Huzhou."
Lu Zhanting said with a smile: "Just a few days ago, I didn't even think that I would enter the palace and become a eunuch. You already knew that I would be a father-in-law who is admired by others. I have such a good eye. If you don't go to the physiognomy, Wouldn’t it be a pity to grow tea instead?”
The thin businessman was extremely embarrassed, holding the tea tube in both hands, he didn't let it go, and he didn't let it go.
Lu Zhanting chuckled, and said, "I'm just a joker, you guys have to get used to it in the future."
Everyone immediately breathed a sigh of relief, saying that Eunuch Lu is really humorous.
Lu Zhanting took the tea box, took a look at the tea leaves, and said with a smile: "Lu Yu once said that it is not easy to pick tea too early. The most energetic, the purple one is the best among the tea buds. Of course, the tea in western Zhejiang is the best tea in Huzhou, and this tea looks top-grade.”
Merchant Qian flattered him immediately: "Eunuch Lu really has good eyesight. He really has good eyesight. This is the wild tea in the valley of Huzhou. It is the most expensive tea, also known as Bird's Beak."
"Bird mouth?"
"Yes, yes, it means that the place where this tea grows is in the wild countryside, which is difficult for ordinary people to reach. Only this bird is blessed with this product, so it is called Bird's Beak."
"Interesting, interesting."
"Eunuch, this tea is sold in the market for a tael of gold and a tael of tea leaves. You can imagine how expensive this tea is."
"One tael of gold and one tael of tea?" Lu Zhanting was shocked.
The skinny businessman was quite proud, but Lu Zhanting weighed it and sighed: "There are also 500 taels of tea, if it is 500 taels of gold, it would be great."
As soon as he said that, everyone couldn't help but look at each other.
It was the same tea merchant who reacted quickly, took out the bank note from his pocket, stepped forward to hold Lu Zhanting's hand, stuffed the bank note over, and said, "I didn't expect that Eunuch Lu is such a straightforward person." All the followers suddenly realized , have unpacked.
At the end of the matter, Lu Zhanting peeled the peanut shells and said to the little fellow with a smile, "I never thought that being a eunuch can make a fortune. The income of this day is actually more than my salary for several years."
The little Tongzi poured tea for him, and said with a smile: "Eunuch, what is this? When Eunuch becomes the chief eunuch of the inner palace one day, it will be called daily progress."
Lu Zhanting leaned on the couch, smiled and said: "It seems that I have really entered a promising business..." His eyes dimmed for a moment, but before Xiao Tongzi was surprised, he had already grabbed the bank note and stuffed it into the In his arms, he grabbed another handful of peanuts and wobbled out the door.
The little boy then asked, "Is the father-in-law going to inspect now?"
"Do what I'm best at." Lu Zhanting smiled with narrowed eyes.
He first swayed out of the gate of the upper academy, and went into the inner hospital. Before he entered the gate of the inner hospital, he saw a thin and yellow-faced young man drying medicinal herbs on the artificial stone outside. He turned his head and saw Lu Zhanting, who was smiling, and turned around. just go.
"Hey!"
Lu Zhanting stopped him, as if he didn't see the disgust on other people's faces, and said, "I'm not sure, the internal court test is coming soon, why don't you study well at home, and come here to do odd jobs, are you not afraid?"
In fact, the young man was called Zongbu Guo, a former Jin man.Although he is already an imperial doctor, but for some reason he can't pass the court examination in the inner hospital, and he can only do odd jobs in the inner hospital for three years.Every day when Lu Zhanting saw him, he would laugh and tell him he couldn't do it, so Zong Buguo hated Lu Zhanting to the bone.
"I'm not as relaxed as my father-in-law. There are too many things in the hospital, so I can't leave." He said the word "father-in-law" very emphatically, with a gloating expression on his face.
Lu Zhanting didn't answer after hearing this, and continued to peel his peanuts, Zong Buguo turned around and didn't take two steps, Lu Zhanting suddenly yelled: "It's all right, you lost the prescription."
Zong Buguo turned his head and saw that there was a ball of paper on the ground. He just wanted to sneer, but with a movement of his eyes, he picked up the paper and unfolded it a little, put it in his arms, and left in a hurry without saying anything to Lu Zhanting again.Lu Zhanting smiled behind his back.
Just like this, he scattered a bank note in this way, and scattered a bank note in the west. When he walked to the gate of Qianqing Palace, he saw a big eunuch slapping a young eunuch's mouth desperately.
He kept his composure, looked aside for a long time, and suddenly asked the little eunuch if there are any other eunuchs at the donation level. After getting a positive answer, he threw a few silver notes to the little eunuch, so that Xiao Tongzi immediately took him to the donation class.
Little Tongzi took the little eunuch with blue nose and swollen face to pay the money and returned, Lu Zhanting smiled and said, "Now this little eunuch is the top eunuch in the Qianqing Palace."
The little fellow said in a low voice: "That's not it, it's going to wait for the instructions from above."
Lu Zhanting's face sank and he said, "Is this quasi-sixth-rank official a little older than the fifth-rank official?"
The little boy nodded hesitantly.
Lu Zhanting pointed at the eunuch and shouted: "Then why don't you go up to me and beat him hard, hard!"
The eunuch was crying and asked why.Lu Zhanting sneered and said, "No reason, sir, I just don't like you today!"
The little boy was terrified, and said in a low voice: "Eunuch Lu, is this eunuch the nephew of the chief eunuch?"
The little eunuch was also trembling with fright.
The eunuch couldn't help being proud when he saw it, and just said something: Eunuch Lu, I will introduce my uncle to you later, we are all from our own family, but Lu Zhanting slapped him so hard that he fell to the ground.
Then, Lu Zhanting stepped forward and stomped hard, and said with a sneer, "Don't tell me, I'll see you again, you spoiled man." After beating the man, he patted his clothes and walked away.
Seeing him taking out the banknotes while walking, Xiao Tongzi smiled bitterly and said, "Eunuch, this is the last one."
"Then I'll reward you for the last one!" Lu Zhanting threw the banknote on Tongzi, entered the courtyard gate, climbed onto the couch, pulled the quilt over and fell asleep.
But as soon as it got dark, his door was kicked open, several eunuchs dragged Lu Zhanting off the bed, dragged him to the upper study room, and threw it in front of Yiyu.
It was already summer, and Yiyu was only wearing a light yellow linen gown, half leaning in front of the desk, reading a book under the lamp.
He didn't seem to see Lu Zhanting who was thrown on the ground, so he put down the book after a while, twisted the wick with his hand, adjusted the light brighter, and then asked Lu Zhanting with a smile, "Eunuch Lu, how are you doing today?" OK?"
Lu Zhanting chuckled, and just about to get up, he was pushed to the ground by the eunuch again.
Yiyu waved his hand, motioning for them to let go, Lu Zhanting immediately stood up, twisted his neck first, and then smiled: "Returning to the prince, today I tidied up the room that the slave just moved into, met with my subordinates, and chatted a bit My son is on business, read some books in the afternoon, and just wanted to sleep for a while when I was tired, I was brought to meet the prince."
Yiyu stared at his boss for a while, and seeing that he didn't blink his eyelids, he sighed and laughed, "I heard people say that Lu Zhanting's lying is commonplace, and his skin is thicker than a city wall. I didn't expect it to be so."
"You visited the imperial garden in the morning, and you dared to fall asleep in the imperial garden when you were drunk, and even surprised the princess. Not only did you not know how to be rude, but you also talked nonsense."
"In the afternoon, you blackmailed your subordinates who went to meet you, made a small fortune, and then went out to cause trouble. You beat up the eunuch of Qianqing Palace, and donated a rank for a young eunuch, right?"
Lu Zhanting's lips curled up, and he smacked his lips. His expression seemed to say, you already know everything, so why ask me.
Yiyu didn't know if he was angry, but he still found it funny. He gritted his teeth and said, "But I just like your liar mouth." When he said this, his face turned red and his eyes sparkled. He looked at Lu Zhan Ting's mouth, Lu Zhanting's heart trembled for a while.He didn't know how Yiyu planned to deal with himself.
As soon as he took a step back, the eunuchs grabbed him, pinned him down and knelt down in front of Yiyu, and grabbed his hair.The eunuch behind him obviously knows martial arts, he twisted his hand on Lu Zhanting's chin, and Lu Zhanting could only open his mouth helplessly.
Yiyu smiled, and gently lifted the hem of his robe, but he was not wearing anything underneath.Lu Zhanting couldn't help sighing, thinking that in the whole world, probably only Yiyu could rape so elegantly in full view.
Yiyu's cold fingertips lightly slid across Lu Zhanting's lips, touched the saliva dripping from Lu Zhanting's mouth, and then gently put that index finger in his mouth.Just by looking at his eyes, Lu Zhanting knew that he was really interested.
He struggled desperately to make out the word "slow". Yiyu waved his hand when he saw it, and the eunuch who was pinching Lu Zhanting's chin let go. A man of his word, right?"
Yiyu smiled and said: "Naturally, I told you a long time ago that you will fall into my hands sooner or later, isn't it fulfilled now?"
"The prince said that slaves need to cultivate themselves, right?" Lu Zhanting swallowed, and said, "So I will follow the holy order, and I swear to the Buddha that I will fast from today, and this meat must not be eaten..." He sighed He shook his head again and again.
For a moment, Yiyu's pupils were as black as paint, and he didn't know if he was extremely angry.
But he finally put down his clothes, sat back in the chair, picked up the book, and said indifferently: "Lu Zhanting, you will move to Tianzihao Bookstore from now on, and I will deliver food to you from my small kitchen. of.
"From tomorrow onwards, vegetables and tofu will be eaten three times a day. I will remind the kitchen not to put a little oil foam, which will damage my father-in-law's virtue." He turned his head and smiled at Lu Zhanting: "Tianzihao library has received a lot of me recently. It’s a good book to read, there is Yan Ruyu in the book, I think Zhanting will be like a fish in water for you.”
Several eunuchs escorted Lu Zhanting to pack a few clothes from the unheated couch. Lu Zhanting casually grabbed the tea tube. Just as the eunuchs were about to grab it, he said with a smile: "Tea, tea is always plain. Bar."
The eunuchs glared at him a few more times, then pushed him all the way to the Tianzihao library connected to the Imperial Garden.
Lu Zhanting walked into the duty room of the warehouse with his baggage in his arms.The Tianzihao library collects all the books that the emperor prefers today, so although it is called Tianzihao, it is actually the smallest one in the library. Since Emperor Shengwu, there is no longer a separate eunuch to watch the library here.
As soon as Lu Zhanting entered, he was choked by the dust inside and sneezed several times. He stretched out his hand to pull a few spider webs, and said with a smile, "I'm not that Tang Sanzang, so why set up a spider hole to meet the occasion?"
He tidied up a bit, then lay down on the couch, hummed a little tune, made sure that he was indeed the only one here, and said to himself: "This is also good, it's quiet."
But not long after, he suddenly heard abdominal rumbling, he couldn't help rubbing his stomach with a wry smile, and said, "I'm just fasting, not bigu, so it's time to deliver food now."
As soon as the words fell, footsteps were heard, and a high-pitched voice said: "Eunuch Lu, the food is here."
Overjoyed, Lu Zhanting rolled over to the bed, opened the door, took the food box, put it on the table, and waved off the little eunuch who delivered the food.
He opened the food box and saw that there was indeed a plate of boiled vegetables, a plate of boiled tofu, and a large bowl of rice.
Lu Zhanting smiled and said: "Yiyu is also keeping his word. He said that green vegetable tofu is green vegetable tofu. He neither gave me only green vegetables nor only tofu." He picked up the chopsticks and put a chopstick of green vegetables in his mouth. He smiled and said, "Let me have a taste of the royal chef's skills."
He took two bites, frowned first, took two more bites, swallowed twice, then had to pull out the dish with his hands and threw it on the table, sighing: "You don't know how to put oil and salt in cooking, that's all. Why don’t you even know how to pick up vegetables, this old skin is for chickens, so don’t you princes and grandchildren raise chickens?”
He picked another piece of tofu and put it in his mouth, sighed, took two mouthfuls of rice, and went to sleep on the bed.
The menu has never been changed since then, and after a few days like this, Lu Zhanting finally found a chance to strike up a conversation with the little eunuch who delivered the food.
"Is this dish made by the imperial kitchen?"
"Back to Eunuch Lu, yes."
Lu Zhanting gave a dry laugh and said, "This cook's skills are amazing."
The little eunuch felt embarrassed, and said, "Thank you, Eunuch Lu, for your compliment. It's the first time I'm cooking. Fortunately, the dishes are simple."
Lu Zhanting grabbed him, and the little eunuch was startled by him.Lu Zhanting approached him and asked, "Are you the imperial chef?"
"No, no, the young one is just a full-time food delivery guy in the head room. Cooking for Eunuch Lu is a job recently assigned to the villain."
Lu Zhanting nodded at him with a smile on his face, and said, "Your dishes are pretty good, but it would be great if there is a little improvement. Well, let's say..." He said cheerfully, "Let's talk about this vegetable, and pick the one in the middle. The part of the heart..."
"Eunuch Lu, the ingredients are given by the superiors, the side skin is the side skin, and the cabbage heart is the cabbage heart." The little eunuch interrupted.
"Well, even this side of the skin can be fried deliciously. For example, the side skin is chopped and salted the night before, and when the water comes out tomorrow, squeeze it out, add a lot of oil, and sprinkle with minced ginger Copy it first, wait until the oil temperature is high, then pour the minced vegetables and stir-fry, just bring me two bowls of porridge that day."
Seeing that the little eunuch was listening carefully, Lu Zhanting continued even more happily: "For example, this tofu can be boiled as soon as it can't be put into the pot. The first pot of water has to be poured out. That's called removing the stewed meat. The tofu has been removed from the stewed meat. Take it out and stir it. Broken, put some small pickles full of sauce...
"It doesn't matter if there are no small pickles, you just mix a little pickled green vegetable skins in, and add a little shallot."
The young lady finished listening, and said with a long breath: "It seems that this cook is really difficult."
"That's..." Lu Zhanting patted him on the shoulder and said, "Learn a lot and keep improving."
The little eunuch said happily: "Fortunately, I don't need to be a cook. It's so complicated that I can't even learn it. Eunuch Lu, when I cook for you, I also have to deliver meals to the masters. If it is pickled, fried and cut , the superiors must chop me off.”
"Besides, the boss said that you are practicing, Mr. Lu. If I dare to accidentally get oily foam in it, I will be sent to the washing room. Delivering food in the first room is a light job. Back then, my father I entrusted a lot of people to get it, Mr. Lu, I’m sorry." The little eunuch said and quickly packed up the food box and ran away.
Lu Zhanting stared straight at the plate of boiled vegetables, and suddenly slapped the table with a smile: "Brother Wang, come here, this is the crystal hoof of Changbai Building, tough and not old, with a fragrant and juicy taste; Brother Li, come here, try it." Try the fruit wood roast duck in Deyuelou, the duck is an authentic stuffed duck, with a lot of fat but not greasy; Xiaoer, let me have a pot of ten-year-old Zhejiang Huadiao.”
As he spoke, he became happy, picked up the teapot and poured himself a cup, drank it down, and said: "Good wine, it is as gentle and mellow as a woman."
He ate a cup of tea and a mouthful of vegetables like this, but he ate with gusto. He sat down on the bed happily after eating and drinking, and slept until midnight with his stomach twisted. Essence, to attack the greasy meat. Now that the oil in my stomach is exhausted, it is still scraping like a knife."
He was drunk all night with tea, and he didn't even dare to drink more tea.
Boring in every possible way, he brought all the books from the Tianzihao library, looked at one and threw another on the floor, scolding mediocrity, and saw someone's postscript saying that he read a hundred volumes of books, and he was full of anger, so he sneered and said: "Then It’s because I ate too many soybeans, but why did I read too many books?”
After nearly a month of this, the books in Tianzihao's library have almost reached the floor.
In the end, he lost even the interest in reading, and spent all day lying on the window looking at the imperial garden.Not long after, he discovered that there was a pheasant-like pheasant in the garden, walking around the garden all day, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
In those few days, he asked for steamed buns every day, and then threw the steamed buns out of the window to feed the pheasant. At first, the pheasant was wary, but gradually he developed the habit of coming every day.
Lu Zhanting removed the cloth curtain, pulled out the hanging rope inside to make a cover, and when the phoenix pheasant came to eat steamed buns again, he drew the rope and caught it alive.
He skinned the phoenix pheasant alive with a paper knife on the desk, and dragged out the brazier used to keep warm in winter from under the bed. Took a few books and threw them down.He poured the bird's beak down again, and happily roasted the chicken on the brazier.
Although the fire was overcooked and there was no condiment, the aroma of tea and meat was overflowing. Lu Zhanting sucked his fingers after eating, and said happily, "Sure enough, good tea, nourishes the essence of rice and vegetables, and fights the greasy meat. Chants in the heat of the summer, sleepy all night long. This tea is given to the secluded people, who say that they don’t know me, what do I ask for.”
It was summer now, and the weather was sweltering. Lu Zhanting felt the sweltering heat even more when he was roasted by the fire.He opened the door, and stretched the window as wide as possible, and immediately there was a breeze. He took off his coat, and after turning over two pages of the book, his eyelids became heavy, and he gradually fell asleep.
Although the fire in the brazier was extinguished, the scraps of paper that were still burning were blown by the wind and floated into the piles of books on the floor, and gradually the piles of books ignited.
When the guards guarding the gate of the Tianzihao library noticed the smell of smoke, they rushed in and only had time to rescue Lu Zhanting who was trapped in the fire, but most of the books were turned into ashes.
Yiyu just looked at Lu Zhanting, who was blackened by the smoke, and sneered: "It seems that your fasting period has expired."
Then he had Lu Zhanting washed, stripped off his clothes and put him on the bed. He continued to do what he hadn't done a month ago, and obviously not as patient as last time, he forced his avatar into Lu Zhanting's mouth.
Lu Zhanting found that whether it was his unstoppable retching or the rejection of his tongue, it could only make the things in his mouth bigger and stay longer.
Yiyu seemed determined to torment him, he kept changing ways to insert himself into Lu Zhanting's body, and when he was tired, he would use some jade gestures instead.He only tossed Lu Zhanting to death, and his whole body collapsed on the bed.
Seeing him staring blankly ahead, Yiyu sneered, "What are you thinking?"
Lu Zhanting seemed to want to laugh, but failed, he uttered a word hoarsely but clearly: "Death."
Yiyu's beautiful lips curved contemptuously: "Lu Zhanting, you and I both know that you are not a gentleman, and you are so heroic, it's not like you."
"You like your sister-in-law who is ten years older than you, so you steal her underwear regardless of ethics, spy on her in the shower, and attempt to have an affair with her. For a person as free and easy as you, I think it's easy for you to think about it!"
"No, that's not the case." Lu Zhanting shook his head desperately.
It was a warm afternoon, and the courtyard of the Lu family was very quiet, so quiet that one could hear the sound of the blue waves in the pond outside being stirred up by the breeze to fill the pond with broken gold.
The door of the firewood room was pushed open, and a woman who looked like a 17-year-old young woman came in; she had red eyes, plump lips, a slightly plump figure, and a round face, which seemed to have a kind of baby fat, but she smiled It looks very charming and sweet, like a ripe peach.
She smiled and sat beside a seven or eight-year-old boy lying on the firewood, and said, "Why did you run away with Mr. Private School again, little ancestor, can't you rest for two days?" Seeing that the boy didn't answer , lowered his head and asked, "Is Zhanting upset? Can you tell Ziqing why?"
The little boy moved his head and asked in a low voice, "Ziqing, who is mother and what does she look like?"
Su Ziqing sighed softly after hearing this, and said, "So Zhan Ting misses his mother."
The little boy didn't hear her answer for a long time, then heard a soft undressing sound, and heard Su Ziqing softly say: "Zhanting, turn around."
The little boy turned his head, and he saw a half-naked woman, with a pair of plump and tall breasts on the bare chest, and the bright red milk beads on them swayed slightly in the breeze, reminiscent of the trembling red plums in the snow , but more colorful than that.
Su Ziqing hugged the little boy's head, stuffed the nipple into his mouth, stroked his black hair, and said, "Zhan Ting, mother looks like this."
It was pouring rain, Su Ziqing pushed open the door and walked in. Her face had just been groomed, she was wearing a brand new emerald green flying phoenix gown, and a string of jadeite necklaces hung on the buttons on her chest.
The necklace is made of eighteen emerald beads and two tourmaline beads. Diamonds, rubies, pearls, knots and other decorations are also worn below the tourmaline Buddha head. It is very rare and rare at first glance.It was given to her by the tenth concubine when she attended the banquet of the tenth concubine a while ago.
Su Ziqing cherishes it extremely, and she will never take it out for any important banquet.
"You said you little monkey, what's the point of going outside to play in such a heavy rainy day, it's uncomfortable now, you deserve it!" Su Ziqing put the clothes in his hands on the bedside, lifted Lu Zhanting's quilt, To take off his clothes.
"I was sweating a lot, and I changed into a clean one, and I feel better." She took off Lu Zhanting's shirt, and then went to take off his pants, but Lu Zhanting suddenly grabbed the bottom of his trousers desperately.
Su Ziqing tugged twice but failed to pull it off, could not help but sullenly said: "Zhan Ting, I have business to do today, don't make trouble."
Lu Zhanting's face turned red, but he refused to let go.
Su Ziqing was very surprised, and pushed Lu Zhanting's hand away even more forcefully, and said bitterly, "Did you play some new tricks again, you little brat?" She tore off Lu Zhanting's outer pants, and found that the underwear inside was holding up a small piece of cloth Peng.
Su Ziqing's expression softened, and he said softly, "So that's the case." Seeing Lu Zhanting closing her eyes tightly in shame, she couldn't help but chuckle.
She sat on the head of the bed, half-embraced Lu Zhanting, and took off his underpants, revealing the immature organs of a twelve or three-year-old boy, which were very clean, without thick hair, standing upright, as if Also as shy as the master.
Su Ziqing asked softly: "Zhan Ting, is it uncomfortable, that's it..."
Her hands gently embraced the half-up penis, rubbing it leisurely.At that moment, Lu Zhanting felt extremely happy, but at the same time felt as if he was going to die, his legs kicked unconsciously under the quilt.Su Ziqing turned his face to the side and kissed his red face lightly, and said, "Zhan Ting, you'll be fine soon."
When Lu Zhanting was released in her hand, Su Ziqing looked at the clear liquid between his fingers and sighed sadly, "It turns out that my Zhanting is already so big, I can't take it off casually in the future." clothes."
Lu Zhanting shook his head and shouted hoarsely, "She is mine, she is mine."
Yiyu ruthlessly hit Lu Zhanting's body, the pain brought him back to reality, and he found that the dream was over, but the nightmare had not yet woken up.
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