when brothers become gay

If it is not a joke, would ordinary people tell others that they are gay with a relaxed and teasing tone?Won't.

So the conclusion is - this kid's head is broken!

So, when I realized it, I had already swung a left uppercut at Lei Yan's ugly face.

There have been a lot of fights since childhood, Lei Yan has completely grasped the way of my fist, while easily dodging my attack, he said: "Don't be so excited, I have been planning for a long time and decided to tell you this secret."

Please, why do you look a little nervous?

I stared at him and didn't speak, but I couldn't hit him with my fists, so I had no choice but to give up.

"Comrade's inner misery, don't you understand at all?"

"..." Such a big thing is not taken seriously, how do you want me to understand?

I pursed my lips tightly and continued to stare at him.Stare at you, stare at you, I stare at you!

"Hey," Lei Yan poked my shoulder and said, "Would you like to say something?"

"I have nothing to say to you, I'm going back, goodbye." I stood up and prepared to leave.

"But you're gone, what are you going to do with so many dishes left?"

The leg that had just been raised was lowered again.

"No matter what, you don't have to make trouble with this delicious and steaming mutton hot pot, right?"

alright, you win.I sat down again and murmured: "I knew it wouldn't be good if you invited me to dinner."

I was wondering how to continue this weird topic with him, tell him that homosexuality is too unreasonable, or persuade him not to go on such a path of no return, or just gossip and ask him if he was dumped by a girl Are you upset?

"One thing is one thing. I invite you to dinner, I sincerely celebrate Singles' Day for you."

"What do you mean celebrating Singles' Day for me? You're not single!" And you're still a lousy bachelor who learns from others.

"Actually, I still want to tell you..." Lei Yan suddenly stopped talking.

"Please fart, I don't have time to wait, I'll leave after eating!"

"I have a boyfriend, and I want to introduce you to him."

"You have men, men, men, men..." I stammered, unable to say the last two words.

Lei Yan smiled and added: "Boyfriend."

The three words swayed and swayed in mid-air to my ears, and the eardrum vibrated and vibrated, followed by a click—the chopsticks in my hand fell on the table.I just feel like a swarm of bees are vibrating their wings and buzzing in my head. The only thought is: I can’t stay in this place, not to mention the mutton hot pot, even if it’s a table full of Chinese people.

My mouth was dry and I could only murmur softly: "...I... have to go back."

"What did you say?"

"I'm going back to school!"

"He'll be here in a while, and it's not too late to leave after you see him."

"It's none of my business whether he gets there! I don't want to meet gays!"

Lei Yan crossed the table, grabbed my hand, looked directly at me, and said word by word: "Cheng Juan, don't escape from reality, okay? It's an out-and-out fact that I like men, and you are My best friend, it will be a matter of time before I introduce my boyfriend to you."

I struggled for a long time, but my hand was still firmly held in his palm, unable to move, so I had to give up and asked: "...How could this happen? You have been very popular with girls since middle school, so why do you suddenly like men? Isn't that the one? Seduced by a man?"

"Seduce? It's really your style to think so..." Lei Yan smiled bitterly and shook his head, "There is no such thing, we are really in love. Besides, being welcomed by girls has always troubled me, Don't you understand this very well?"

So, every time I handed the love letters to those girls, he would always throw them back to me without even reading them. I always thought he was showing off, so... so he kept it from me for so long?

"Ah, he's already here." Lei Yan let go of my hand, and greeted the door: "Zijun, here."

Zijun?What are you doing so affectionately!I felt very uncomfortable, so I couldn't help turning my head immediately to see how divine this good brother's boyfriend is.

I saw a slender man walking towards us, about 25 or [-] years old, with a handsome face, sword eyebrows and star eyes, thin lips and nose, like Lei Yan, he is the kind of handsome man who is very sought after by girls.

"I'm sorry, I was delayed by something on the way." He explained with a smile, showing a mouthful of neat and white teeth, his tone, voice, and walking posture were all normal, not as sissy as I was worried about before.But when I thought about the kind of relationship he had with Lei Yan, I couldn't help thinking viciously in my heart: It's not so ugly that no woman wants it, why do two men want to get together!

The person who came here was generous, ignorant of the vicious thoughts in my heart, and stretched out his hand to me with a smile, "Hello, Cheng Juan, my name is Peng Zijun, Lei Yan must have mentioned me to you just now."

Just now... yes, he didn't tell me the things he kept from me for a long time until just now, and forced me to accept more things. This is the so-called good brother of childhood sweetheart!

I nodded unnaturally at him as a greeting.

"Fortunately..." Peng Zijun took a long breath, as if letting go of a big stone in his heart, "I was afraid that you would run away when you saw me."

Come, come, finally it's time to face the facts. This person speaks so directly, without even a hint of foreshadowing or transition. I'm embarrassed to admit it because of what he said, "How could that be?"

Lei Yan pierced my mask mercilessly: "He really wanted to run, but I stopped him anyway."

I stared at him viciously: nonsense, you suddenly told me that you were gay, and that you introduced your boyfriend to me, so it would be a problem if I didn’t want to run away!

Lei Yan didn't even look at me, he just pulled away the chair beside him to let Peng Zijun sit down, and said, "Look, I'm right, when he becomes angry from embarrassment, he has this expression that looks like he's going to kill someone."

"You!" I have never seen such a guy who forgets his friends!He didn't give me any face at all.

Peng Zijun smiled at me: "Don't mind, he is like this, the more friendly he is, the more he wants to bully him. Lei Yan attaches great importance to you as a friend and often mentions you to me."

This sentence sounds very wrong, as if he knows Lei Yan better than my good friend of more than ten years, but unfortunately, this is the truth - I just found out today that I don't know Lei Yan at all, not at all.

I pretended to be nonchalant, and replied like a gossip: "...I think he often spits me out in front of you."

"Hehe, how come."

"How can this happen!"

The two of them spoke in unison, what a tacit understanding!Peng Zijun approached Lei Yan, the two whispered something in a low voice, looked at each other and smiled, then Lei Yan stood up and said: "I'm going to the bathroom, you two can talk for a while."

I glared at him, secretly disgusted in my heart.traitor!You left your good friend with your boyfriend and hid in the bathroom by yourself, what's going on?It was obvious that he was going to throw the mess on me.

Lei Yan blinked deliberately, "Brother Juanjuan, don't stare at me like that, it looks scary."

I seemed to hear the sound of blood vessels bursting on my forehead, and for a moment I ignored Peng Zijun who was standing aside, and cursed, "Get lost!

You fall into the toilet and never come out for the rest of your life! "

Lei Yan smiled, patted Peng Zijun on the shoulder like "I leave everything to you", and smiled at him again, as if I were transparent.

Peng Zijun smiled brightly: "It's really interesting that you two are together, like two cats in the same litter, although they fight non-stop, they have a very good relationship."

I replied disdainfully: "Tch, a guy with such a bad personality, it would be a ghost to have a good relationship with him."

After thinking about it, it seemed like I was complaining about Peng Zijun's lack of vision. I explained, "Well...don't get me wrong, I didn't mean anything else, I was really pissed off by that guy."

"Yeah, I understand." Peng Zijun nodded with a smile, and suddenly said: "We are comrades, you know what that means, right?"

"Ah."

"Exclusion?"

"That's not it either, don't get me wrong, I'm just not used to it."

"Because it's Lei Yan, I feel awkward, am I right?"

Why do I feel wrong when I hear this?I found that what he asked made me say yes and no.With Peng Zijun's kind attitude, there is really no way to play a rogue with him, so I have no choice but to behave like a primary school student. "To be honest, our friend for so many years, he suddenly told me that he was gay... You know, it's hard to accept this kind of thing all at once."

"Understood. Actually, I am quite envious of Lei Yan, and you have a friend who can confess your sexuality, but I can only hide it in my heart and dare not let anyone around me know."

Darling, don't show such a lonely expression, making it seem like I've become a villain.

I randomly searched for a topic and asked, "How did you and Lei Yan know each other?"

"Hmm... I was on a night boat, and he worked part-time as a waiter there, and I was a drunk customer... and then we got to know each other."

The waiter and the drunk customer sound like a beautiful scene. Could it be that they already had a physical relationship?I had an ominous premonition, and I couldn't ask directly, so I had to pick out the unimportant parts of his words to find topics.

"Night boat?"

"The biggest gay bar in this city, Lei Yan should have mentioned to you about being a waiter, right?"

After entering university, Lei Yan did work many jobs in order to earn tuition fees. He often worked as a convenience store clerk during the day and went to bars at night, but he never told me that he went to a gay bar?

I falter and nod.

"Lei Yan is very popular there. It took me a lot of effort to catch him, and I offended many of his admirers." Peng Zijun smiled, as if recalling something happy.

I realize how stupid it is to ask them about their relationship history, and I'm dumbfounded.

Lei Yan's voice suddenly came from above his head: "Huh? You two are very easy to talk to, I was afraid that you would not be able to cope with Cheng Juan, and you would be worried."

What does it mean to be unable to handle it?Do you think I'm Kulas, an apostle, or the runaway machine zero (Note [-])?

I was just about to curse, "Why didn't you fall into the toilet and fall to your death!" But I heard Peng Zijun laughing and saying, "So you lied to me, Cheng Juan is not such a hard-to-talk person."

"Really? It's really rare for him to be easy to talk to."

I suddenly thought of what Brother Long said in the same dormitory——When couples talk, there is no place for you to interrupt the light bulb.There is no better way to describe who I am now.

There was nothing to say, and I continued to focus on the hot mutton. I didn't dare to look across the table for fear of seeing the intimate scene between the two men.

After paying the bill and going out, Lei Yan quietly approached me, clasped his hands together and said, "Please do me a favor, I won't be going back to school tonight, remember to answer the dormitory roll call for me."

"Not going back to school?"

"Today is Friday, Zijun and I rarely see each other, so..." I deliberately didn't continue the following words, presumably it was something difficult to say.

It suddenly dawned on me that it's rare for a couple to meet each other while sleeping out. Apart from that incident, what else could it be for?

Immediately, I felt that my heart was constantly sinking. Lei Yan not only likes men, but also has a physical relationship with men, and these... I didn't know until today!

I said discouragedly: "Okay, I'll just help you. Who told you..." My voice dropped, as small as a mosquito snoring, "Who told us to be good brothers, if I don't help you, who will help you."

Lei Yan stared straight at me with dark and clear eyes, did not speak, and only after a while did he softly say: "Thank you, good brother."

I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that there is a bit of annoyance in his words.

Why... the one who should feel angry is obviously me...

When I went back to school alone, I couldn't calm down, my head was full of confusion, and the lingering thought was, what the hell are Lei Yan and Peng Zijun doing now?

Usually, for couples, they would hug and kiss, let alone do further things. When I thought that Lei Yan might show that expression of burning red eyes with desire, my head was short of oxygen for a while.

At this moment, brother Long in the same dormitory suddenly knocked on the bathroom door and asked, "Where should I take a shower?"

"Ah."

"Hey, hurry up, we're going to have a midnight show later, so don't blame us for not waiting for you if it's late."

The so-called midnight show, if you think about it with your toes, you must know that Brother Long, who is known as the "AV source", has got some explosive porn, and it is about to be broadcast publicly in the dormitory. He is really a monster who thinks with his lower body.

However, for a passionate young man in his 20s, there is nothing wrong with watching this, and if he likes women, it is always a normal person's performance. Occasionally, I will watch it when I have nothing to do.In contrast, Lei Yan, who has never watched AVs, is a bit out of touch with the crowd. He used to think he was prudish, but today I found out that he has no "sexuality" for AVs...

"You don't need to wait for me, you can just start." The dormitory was already full of passionate young people who came here here for the name, and asking them to suppress their emotions and wait for me would be a matter of life and death.

When Brother Long heard the words, he said happily, "Okay, you said it yourself", and ran into the room in a hurry.

After a while, the AV actress's provocative cry came from the room, the voice pierced my ears like a magic voice, and I couldn't help imagining all kinds of charming scenes that might appear between Lei Yan and Peng Zijun in my mind.

I suddenly remembered that one night in high school, Lei Yan and I accidentally saw two men making love in the sports equipment room. The other party panted violently and moved like an animal.

At that time, I was so scared that I hurried to leave, but that terrifying scene was deeply imprinted in my mind, and now it got into my mind, and I couldn't drive it away, and even automatically replaced it with the faces of Lei Yan and Peng Zijun...

I slapped myself in the face hard.Take heart, what are you thinking about!But the more I remind myself to be calm, the more I can't help but think more.I was horrified to find that Lei Yan's expression of burning desire actually appeared in front of my eyes, vivid and lively, as if he and Peng Zijun were doing that kind of thing right in front of my eyes.

The body became so hot... the back couldn't help shivering, and couldn't stop.

What the hell is going on with me?Sober... sober, bastard!sober sober sober...

I turned on the faucet and let the cold water pour directly from my head to my toes. After I calmed down, I sneezed——

This is the late autumn of November!Why do I have to react to Lei Yan's face?I have to pour cold water to calm down!

I wailed: "Damn fat pier! Go to hell!"

Everything is his fault!Since I was a child, this guy can't make me feel at ease.

When I was a little chubby, I followed my buttocks and shouted "Brother Juanjuan, wait for me" - it was okay at that time, and I needed to take care of it, and I could clearly see what was going on in my mind, so it's not like standing taller than me now, He is stronger than me when he sits down, and he puts on a mature man's face all day long. I can't even see what is going on in his heart.

I don't know him, I don't even know myself, since when... I always thought that we grew up together, but since when did the jet lag already appear, and there is no way to adjust it.

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Loud music filled the venue.People, people are everywhere, and there are many people in strange clothes. The stalls on both sides are full, and the rest of the narrow space is packed. This is the legendary comic exhibition.

I huddled in the crowd and struggled forward, but my little brother Ling Bo sighed: "Wow, it's so lively, it's my first time to come to the comic exhibition, my sister is right, it looks really lively."

"Oh." I thought to myself, innocent child, when you know why your sister called you here, it will be too late to regret it.

It is such a miserable thing to be woken up from the bed early in the morning when people are still dreaming, but this time such an unfortunate thing happened to me. When I joined the Manga Research Club, I thought I could meet some cute girls who could discuss anime together, but in the end, I fell into the clutches of a strange aunt.

While lamenting the wasted good times of college, a voice came across the crowd: "Why are you here now?

Slow down, go to the dressing room and get ready! "

Ling Li and a group of people around her have already arrived in front of her.

"Why are you still standing there?" Ling Li waved her hand boldly, commanding in a tone that was not inferior to that of a chief eunuch: "Take it away."

As soon as the words fell, Ling Bo and I were dragged away like criminals.

In the dressing room, seven or eight hands stretched out to clean things up, and as soon as I stood in front of the mirror, I finally couldn't bear to let out a howl: "This...what the hell is this?"

Ling Li and the others were completely intoxicated by their achievements, they didn't hear what I said, and still admired themselves: "What a beautiful shape..."

Fuck his beauty!How could I be so virtuous!

If you want to talk about virtue... I saw me in the mirror wearing a white dress with soft luster—not a suit or a tuxedo, but a princess dress!A skirt that bulged like a water tank. The skirt was ankle-length and dragged to the ground. The chest part was covered with lace. The back is basically exposed.

I gritted my teeth: "You guys! What's going on here?"

"What? Do you have any objections to our careful preparation?" Ling Li narrowed her eyes subtly.

I softened immediately: "Don't dare, dare not."

"Don't look like this, androgynous handsome men are very popular now, and girls like this tone."

I dare not speak in anger: I will believe that you are a ghost.

Ling Bo on the side was wearing a black embroidered bathrobe with very little fabric and a lot of revealing, and smiled at me helplessly. He also knew that his sister could not be offended.

Ling Li's clutches were still poisoning my head. She put a golden and soft wig that she got from nowhere on my head, and took off the glasses on the bridge of my nose.

"And this...put it on." She flicked out a pair of purple contact lenses.

I protested again and again: "Hey, it's okay to wear women's clothes, but I'm short-sighted at [-] degrees, so I'm almost blind without glasses, okay?"

"It doesn't matter, anyway, you just take a few steps on the stage, and it's OK to show your face. What do you need glasses for?"

...In short, I have lost my memory when it fell into her hands.

"You are one of the trump cards of our group, behave well later, and my sister will not treat you badly when things are done."

Please, please, a big girl should not speak in such a perverted Ojisan tone.

"One of the trump cards? Sister, what other shows do you have?" The little brother Ling Bo was quite curious.

"Secret." Ling Li smiled mysteriously, "That costume can only be prepared today, the cosplayer is ready to wear it and come here, hehe, later you will know what the highest level of cosplay is."

After waiting for a long time for the COS show to start, I couldn't hold back anymore and wanted to go to the toilet urgently.

Ling Li smiled meaningfully, "The toilet is next to the dressing room, so be careful of being thrown down on the spot."

Pounce on your head!Not all the world is gay!

When I got to the toilet, I found it really inconvenient for me to be dressed like this. As soon as I entered, all the boys inside looked at me, and one of them was full of acne and licked his lips subconsciously.

I cursed secretly: Get out of here, have you ever seen a man wearing a skirt to enter the men's bathroom?

When I came out, there was a person at the door who was about to go in. Seeing me, I was startled, and then looked up at the sign on the door. This person looked so familiar...

"Peng Zijun?"

Peng Zijun was taken aback, but didn't recognize me.

I lifted the wig, showed my face and said, "It's me, Cheng Juan."

Peng Zijun smiled: "No wonder you look so familiar, why are you dressed like this?"

"Don't mention it, I'm doing cosplay." My heart was pounding, and I really wanted to ask him if Lei Yan had been with him these two days--that guy has forgotten his friends, from Friday to today, he hasn't even sent a text message , not to mention the phone.

"You look beautiful like this."

"Even if it's a compliment from you, I won't be happy." I was dejected, and Peng Zijun saw such a shameful scene. Fortunately, I didn't tell Lei Yan about my cosplay, otherwise I don't know how he would laugh at me. .

I pretended to ask casually, and said: "By the way, isn't Lei Yan with you?"

"Together, he was also asked by a friend to play this."

Huh?To hear unexpected answers, that is to say...

Just now I had a premonition that the situation was not good, and suddenly there was a voice that turned into ashes and I recognized it: "Zijun..."

no?Is this the legendary Narrow Encounter Road?If Lei Yan saw such an embarrassing appearance, how could I have the face to live in the world!

My body stiffened like a robot, but I still heard Lei Yan say: "Cheng Juan? How did you dress up like this?"

Me, isn't it, this guy's eyesight is too good, so he can still recognize me like this?

As he said that, he came over and grabbed my shoulder, frowning, "What stimulated you? Or are you a womanizer?"

Fuck you womanizers!You think it's disgusting that I want to wear it!He wasn't forced to come here by the president of Manga Research Club!You're ashamed to say me, you're a big man who stays out with men all night, God knows how many exciting things you have done!

However, now is not the time to talk about these things... I scratched my head and began to giggle: "So you also come to play COS? Haha, haha, the world is so small, let me tell you earlier, we are so familiar, let's discuss skills together some other day."

Thinking about hurrying over and talking, I added, jokingly: "Talk slowly, I'm about to play, let's go first."

I picked up the skirt that was stumbling and rushed outside without looking back, just thinking about running into the dressing room quickly, and then slammed the door tightly with a "Kuang".

I just ran away, but as soon as I ran out of the toilet, I stepped on the hem of the skirt that was dragged to the ground, jumped forward, and saw that my nose was about to make intimate contact with the ground for the first time——

Just heard a "hiss".

Lei Yan grabbed my clothes so that I didn't fall, but the result was worse than falling. It happened suddenly, he didn't pay attention, and just like that, the fragile skirt was torn apart a lot. mouth.

Ling Li also said that this kind of ragged clothes cost the most money, and this is the quality?Should I pay for it?

I didn't have the heart to think about these very practical issues. All I knew was that suddenly most of my shoulders were exposed and it was chilly.Moreover, with such a pull, I threw myself into Lei Yan's arms, it seemed like I did it on purpose.

The hustle and bustle of the surrounding crowd fell silent, and I heard deafening cheers and screams, like the clicking of flashlights.

Note [-]: "Rampaged Unit Zero" and "Apostle" are derived from the animation "EVANGELION". The former is a giant robot that will cause devastating damage to the city once it runs away.